Problem: My classmate masturbates in class

[usckk]

What shall i do?

Several days a week, he masturbates in class. He either puts his hand in his pocket and does it or he unzips is pants and then does it. Everyone in the class knows that he does it. Some people even says it in his face, but he continues to do it.

[emo serb]

im sorry, i didnt know it bothered you. ill try to stop.

[ObiwanGinobili]

that is the most screwed thing i have ever heard.
maybe he has some kind of sexual addiction?

even so ther is no reason or excuse for that behavior. it's calss for christs sake!!
waht the hell is wrong with him? even if he "had" to do it that bad he can't jsut go to hte bathroom??? what a fucking moron.

if i were you I'd complain to the school. sure you may feel like. a tattle-tale square for doing it but come on! the guy is wacking one off in class.

[Old School Chic]

If you can't beat em... Join em! :lol

[lilmads]

Ew...

[SpursWoman]

If you can't beat em... Join em! :lol


:lol

[Melmart1]

Ewww! How can the teacher have never noticed? Are they oblivious or something? I would hate to be the person sitting directly in front of him if he is a shooter...

I do remember a girl in my algebra class in HS who bragged she could get off just by crossing and uncrossing her legs... Of course, there was no real way for her to prove it, since girls can fake it... But she did cross and uncross her legs an awful lot...

[1369]

Cripes, what about the poor soul who has to sit in that chair after him?

[timvp]

Film him doing it using your video phone and publish it on your myspace.

[Horry For 3!]

WTF, strange, very strange

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

If you can't beat em... Beat it! :lol

Fixed your post

[Marklar MM]

I wonder...HMMMMMM.

[Duncan21]

What shall i do?

Several days a week, he masturbates in class. He either puts his hand in his pocket and does it or he unzips is pants and then does it. Everyone in the class shes him do it. Some people even says it in his face, but he continues to do it.

:lol :lmao :rollin

[CubanMustGo]

What shall i do?

Several days a week, he masturbates in class. He either puts his hand in his pocket and does it or he unzips is pants and then does it. Everyone in the class shes him do it. Some people even says it in his face, but he continues to do it.

What a jerk-off.

[midgetonadonkey]

Give him a hand.

[Marklar MM]

Raise the umbrellas.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I have a proven technique that will absolutely end the problem. . .









Bring a 12-lb sledgehammer to class and hit him in the nads the next time he reaches to juggle the dice.













I can guarantee he will stop.

[usckk]

Film him doing it using your video phone and publish it on your myspace.
haha, your right! But then people would think i'm crazy for recording it.

[Marklar MM]

haha, your right! But then people would think i'm crazy for recording it.

Most likely think your gay and get kicks watching that shit.

[Brutalis]

I call bullshit!

[hussker]

I am surprised he can "pull it off"!

[Kdfelicity]

Tell him there's a reason people make the statement "privacy of your own home"

[Leetonidas]

Maybe his dick owes him some lunch money so he beats it during class?

[baseline bum]

There used to be a kid in one of my classes in 7th grade who would wear a big jacket and jerk-off. The teacher ended it by making him have his hands on top of the desk at all times.

[The sone]

one time i snorted a whole pixie stick...

[Shelly]

What subject is it that gets this dude off?

[TNT21]

Hey anytime is a good time for a "session"!

[Samr]

"Accidentally" drop a stack of heavy books in his lap when he's beating it. If that doesn't kill the thrill, nothing will.

Or you could always just write a note saying "Can I give it to you in the ass? Yes/No. Signed, [masturbator]" and make sure the teacher sees you throwing the note 'back' at him in 'disgust.' Not only will he have to take it to the teacher, but the humor will be compounded by his obvious, raging hard-on.

Or just get up and throw his desk over, with him in it. Of course this will cause a scene and everyone will be focused on you. That is, until he gets off the ground in a poorly-timed moment of self-intimacy. Then everyone will be focused on him. Laughing. Hysterically.

Christ, the possibilities here are endless. Just think of the most embarassing situation you could ever be in (for guys, this involves wood in a formal setting), then place him in it for you.

[usckk]

This kid does it in any class. He gets turned on by the girl in our class. He usually stares down at their chests or butts.

[Samr]

- Write "I masturbate in class" on a sheet and slap it to his back. Or the alternative, "I am masturbating to you right now. XOXO, [masturbator]" and slap it, mid-session, to the back of the girl infront of him. Make sure she knows it's there.

- Bring a water bottle to school. When he is in the act, squirt water all over the front of his pants. Not only will he look like he pissed himself, which is always embarassing, but he'll also show the entire class his bonner as well.

- Raise your hand. "Mrs. [teacher], this is just a hypothetical here, but what would you do if someone was masturbating in class?" "[her answer doesn't matter]" "Cool, well what about if [harddick] was doing it in class right now? Would the same thing happen to him? Because he is, but he's also a friend, and I wanted to know if I should be worried or not."

- Pick up your binder. Run up to him full-speed. Hit him in the head with your binder and yell "Stop playing with yourself in class homo!!!!!" This will draw attention. Sit back and watch what happens.

[Shelly]

This kid does it in any class. He gets turned on by the girl in our class. He usually stares down at their chests or butts.

He's gonna be a person you'll hear about in the news one day...

[usckk]

In the news? how? like a rapist?

[Shelly]

More like exposing himself in public.

[ShoogarBear]

TTIW. . . oh, I can't.

[usckk]

haha. He's so weird. he also picks his nose and eats it. Also, he's supposedly a black belt.

[ShoogarBear]

This kid does it in any class. He gets turned on by the girl in our class. He usually stares down at their chests or butts.Okay, now TTI . . .

[Shelly]

I wonder what his parents are like.

[usckk]

They are weird. His dad is a very powerful doctor in our city. And his mom is overly into helping the school band.

P.S. I'm just wondering...do girls do it as well (not in public, in general) Seems like the guys are the only ones.

[ShoogarBear]

I wonder what his parents are like.Probably a doctor's kid. :p

[ShoogarBear]

Holy shit! I was right!

[Shelly]

Probably a doctor's kid. :p


D'oh!

But that would explain their foot fetish.

[usckk]

haha, what does a doctor have to do with a horny child?

[Carie]

P.S. I'm just wondering...do girls do it as well (not in public, in general) Seems like the guys are the only ones.
If you're fucking with us I'm going to look like a dumb ass for answering, but here goes. Yes. They make lots of special toys for us. :oops From my limited experience (myself/friends/family) on this subject, they can start much later than their male counterparts, but it does happen.

[ObiwanGinobili]

They are weird. His dad is a very powerful doctor in our city. And his mom is overly into helping the school band.

P.S. I'm just wondering...do girls do it as well (not in public, in general) Seems like the guys are the only ones.

girls do it too.
rarely if ever in public.


this guy has serious issues. as soon as you said he was a "black belt" tho I thought to myself that I've met this same guy 5 times in my life.
always in a difernt body with a differnt name.. btu it's essentuially the same loser.
I wish i could find waht mother ship is birthing them and put a stop to it. fucking losers.

[usckk]

No, i'm not fucking with yall. I'm serious about the question. I know pretty much all guys do it, but wasn't sure girls do it.

[Carie]

I'm known to be very guilable so had to ask. It's very natural and normal and damn it, it feels good! That's one thing that I never understood. Guys I knew were embarrased that they did it, felt ashamed. But it turned them on to think that girls did. I just never understood the difference. All perfectly normal.

[ShoogarBear]

I know pretty much all guys do it, but wasn't sure girls do it.All I can say is that lately, girls seem to prefer to do it. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smidepressed.gif

[Shelly]

All I can say is that lately, girls seem to prefer to do it. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smidepressed.gif


Sorry! :(



:lol

[Shelly]

I guess this smilie would be appropriate for this thread

:jack

[CharlieMac]

I'm having a hard time believing this dude.

[midgetonadonkey]

I call bullshit!


:tu

[gospursgojas]

Like masterbate, masterbate...jacking off?!?!?!?!?! Or just playing with himself?

[Trainwreck2100]

I call bullshit!

seeing as I've know uskk longer than anyone (if he's the same poster as on fanhome) I trust that he's not lying.

[Melmart1]

If he isn't lying, I want to know what happens with the 'evidence'... There has to be some, he has to dispose of it somehow.. or else, he is just playing and puts it away before the payoff? You figure that would get old quick.

[usckk]

I'm not lying. Trust me. People in my school hate this guy. Its hard to have proof because the proof is very offending.

[Silver21_Black20]

Is this in high school?

[usckk]

Yes, this is in high school. FYI everytimes he plays with himself, he goes to the bathroom. You be the judge...