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IceColdBrewski
01-30-2006, 12:47 AM
I'd have say it's a toss-up between Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow, and Lord of the Rings. Although I fell asleep after 40 minutes of Lord of the Rings, so I guess I can't say I had to sit through it.

Leetonidas
01-30-2006, 12:48 AM
War of the Worlds.

Shittiest movie EVER! :flipoff

gospursgojas
01-30-2006, 12:48 AM
That JLo movie Enough

Trainwreck2100
01-30-2006, 12:51 AM
In love and war, it was a biopic about Hemingway starring Chis O'Donnel and Sandra Bullock. It really relly really sucked.

spurs=bling
01-30-2006, 12:51 AM
War of the Worlds.

Shittiest movie EVER! :flipoff


man that movie almost made me break the dvd player. after everybody saw it i threw it in the attic :fro

gospursgojas
01-30-2006, 12:53 AM
Friday After Next was also very stupid, but maybe thats cuz I was expecting it to be as funny as the first two...to make it worse I saw that movie at the Rivercenter Movie Theaters

CharlieMac
01-30-2006, 12:55 AM
I Heart Huckabees

Silver21_Black20
01-30-2006, 12:57 AM
Friday After Next was also very stupid, but maybe thats cuz I was expecting it to be as funny as the first two...to make it worse I saw that movie at the Rivercenter Movie Theaters

Yea...Friday After Next sucks...cause Smokey wasn't on it...haha

gospursgojas
01-30-2006, 12:59 AM
Yea...Friday After Next sucks...cause Smokey wasn't on it...haha

He wasn't on the second one either and I still found that one pretty funny...but yeah they should make a 4th with Smokey, but I dont think Chris Tucker would do it

Silver21_Black20
01-30-2006, 01:01 AM
He wasn't on the second one either and I still found that one pretty funny...but yeah they should make a 4th with Smokey, but I dont think Chris Tucker would do it

The second one had a few funny moments but nothing like the first one.

atlfan25
01-30-2006, 01:50 AM
sheyitt. i dont remember the movies i hated.

i dont have time to remember bullshit.

Melmart1
01-30-2006, 01:59 AM
I don't know the name of this movie, but it was on HBO once... It starred Daryl Hannah and that dude from "Hackers" who was new and downloaded the trash file that got them all in trouble...

Anyhoo, he plays a Nascar junkie who who starts turning tricks in Las Vegas so he can earn enough money to move to North Carolina and become a Nascar star. Of course, he only turns female tricks and gets offended when his male roommate falls in love with him and gets mixed up in drugs, blah blah...

Dumbest.Movie.Concept.Ever.

KEDA
01-30-2006, 07:19 AM
DOOM


that movie was horrid


and no Friday movie was or will ever be as funny as the first!!

That is one of my top 5 movies of all time, and neither of the two other Fridays are even close!

lilmads
01-30-2006, 08:06 AM
Dead man on campus

carina_gino20
01-30-2006, 08:27 AM
for me, it's a toss up between Bone Snatcher (I mean, why call it Snatcher when the 'monster' keeps leaving the bones?) and Monster-in-Law.

midgetonadonkey
01-30-2006, 09:16 AM
I had to sit through Waiting to Exhale. The things a 16 year old guy would do for pussy.

spurs_fan_in_exile
01-30-2006, 09:28 AM
The lamest movie I ever sat through in a movie theater was probably Serendipity. It turned out to be a great date movie though, as it provided my date and I with conversation material about how much we hated it for the rest of the night.

Spurminator
01-30-2006, 09:57 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003CXP7.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

CharlieMac
01-30-2006, 10:07 AM
I had to sit through Waiting to Exhale. The things a 16 year old guy would do for pussy.


Up Close and Personal. I remember just sitting in the back of the theatre trying to ram my tongue down that girls throat and ram my hands up her skirt.

Trainwreck2100
01-30-2006, 10:44 AM
I don't know the name of this movie, but it was on HBO once... It starred Daryl Hannah and that dude from "Hackers" who was new and downloaded the trash file that got them all in trouble...

Anyhoo, he plays a Nascar junkie who who starts turning tricks in Las Vegas so he can earn enough money to move to North Carolina and become a Nascar star. Of course, he only turns female tricks and gets offended when his male roommate falls in love with him and gets mixed up in drugs, blah blah...

Dumbest.Movie.Concept.Ever.

I saw that one, pretty fucking stupid, I think it was speedway junkie.

shelshor
01-30-2006, 10:50 AM
It's a tie:
Mr. Holland's Opus---my friend put the popcorn bucket over her head on the way out--just so she wouldn't be recognized by anyone we knew
Titanic---I started cheering at the first appearance of the iceberg

batman2883
01-30-2006, 11:42 AM
Blair Witch Project, Pretty Woman, Ghost, Biker Boys, House of 1000 corpses

Ed Helicopter Jones
01-30-2006, 11:45 AM
That Tom Greene movie that I can't remember the name of.


His only movie.



The one that made Drew reconsider what she was getting herself into.

batman2883
01-30-2006, 11:47 AM
hell no i like freddy got fingered that shit had some funny ass parts....

daddy would you like some sausage...daddy would you like some sausage

Shelly
01-30-2006, 11:48 AM
Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

It was brutal.

angel_luv
01-30-2006, 11:53 AM
Don't hate me-

Napolean Dynamite.

I will admit to not being able to turn it off although I cannot justify why.

batman2883
01-30-2006, 11:54 AM
what the hell veronica.....what the hell

Trainwreck2100
01-30-2006, 11:58 AM
Also, The Cookout, one of the only movies that I've turned off.

batman2883
01-30-2006, 12:03 PM
Also, The Cookout, one of the only movies that I've turned off.
was it cause it was a black movie you racist bastard........




j/k

N.Y. Johnny
01-30-2006, 12:08 PM
Recently the worst movie I had to sit through was easily "The Day After Tommorow"
it was just a very bad movie.

TheTruth
01-30-2006, 12:08 PM
The Grinch

AlamoSpursFan
01-30-2006, 12:16 PM
You people haven't seen a shitty flick until you've sat through THIS piece of crap.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302722764.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Don't bother renting it (if you could even find it, which I doubt), here's a quick synopsis:

Young scrawny kid moves to Seattle, sees cute girl, gets ass kicked in front of said cute girl, goes to local cemetary to cry on Bruce Lee's grave, learns karate from Bruce Lee's ghost (who obviously has a soft spot for young scrawny crybabies), beats up the bully, gets the girl, and then saves the country by beating Jean-Claude Van Damme in a US v. Russia karate match.

This flick sucked worse than any Jean-Claude Van Damme movie has ever sucked before. I didn't even pay to see it and I wanted my money back.

batman2883
01-30-2006, 12:23 PM
he learns how to fight from bruce lee's ghost, and then beats up jean claude??? ive never seen jean claude lose in a movie

1Parker1
01-30-2006, 01:03 PM
Wow, I LOVED some of the movies you guys listed (War of the Worlds, Day After Tommorow)

My least fav movies:

Intolerable Cruelty--You'd think a movie with George Clooney and Katherine Zeta Jones could do no wrong...but this was HORRIBLE!

Mona Lisa Smile--Worst Julia Roberts movie EVER!

SpursWoman
01-30-2006, 01:12 PM
Don't hate me-

Napolean Dynamite.

I will admit to not being able to turn it off although I cannot justify why.


The first time I saw it it was horrifyingly stupid. It was a lot more funny the second time.

:fro



And I liked War of the Worlds, too. :spin

1Parker1
01-30-2006, 01:16 PM
And I liked War of the Worlds, too. :spin


See? Thank You! Have you seen Day After Tommorow? You'd probably like that also...

SpursWoman
01-30-2006, 01:45 PM
Yes, I did....and I did. :lol

SA210
01-30-2006, 02:26 PM
You people haven't seen a shitty flick until you've sat through THIS piece of crap.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302722764.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

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Hey, I loved that movie when I was a little boy, :lol

Batman, Jean-Claude played a bad guy in this film and also Black Eagle, the start of his movie career, then got his leading role break in Bloodsport, which is a classic.

Jean Claude's best was Timecop in 94'.

SA210
01-30-2006, 02:29 PM
I've only fallen asleep, once, in a theater, and that credit go to "Corky Romano".

Most movies with Ben Affleck are bad.

And the whole, "I Know What you SCREAMED Last Summer" era crap sucked big time.

SpursWoman
01-30-2006, 02:31 PM
Oh... Vanilla Sky was terrible. :vomit

Samr
01-30-2006, 05:09 PM
I pride myself as a connoiseur of commedies, and I have seen a lot, but as a result I have also seen the inadvertent stinker that made me get up and walk out. Three movies come to mind:

Dudley Doo-right (I lasted three minutes)

Master of Disguise (I lasted 15 minutes- I tried to convince myself Dana Carvey wasn't really that bad)

The Ringer (I would have lasted around 30 minutes if I weren't doing a movie review for the school paper on it. Knoxville needs to stick to hurting himself, and not the comedic patience of the viewing audience)

Brutalis
01-30-2006, 05:11 PM
Don't hate me-

Napolean Dynamite.

I will admit to not being able to turn it off although I cannot justify why.
I agree, that movie so sooooo fucking stupid. I seriously wanted to smack people around me for making me feel dumb paying 8 bucks to watch that junk.

Brutalis
01-30-2006, 05:12 PM
LOTR was an awesome set of movies!!!!!!!!!

The worst movie? Um, um um um .... lately? DOOM for sure. Gay. Ass. Shit.

Halo is going to come out next year, it will be sweeeet shit for all ages.

Spurminator
01-30-2006, 05:32 PM
Napolean Dynamite was pretty lame...

What's weird is I don't mind other people quoting it, because some of the quotes stand up pretty well on their own for humor, but as a full length movie it got really old.

ALVAREZ6
01-30-2006, 05:37 PM
Napoleon Dynamite.


I've probably sat through movies that are more lame that than, but I can't remember. I know a lot of people loved Napoleon, but I'm not gonna just ride the bandwagon and say I liked it because everyone else did...I thought it sucked.

NZHayden
01-30-2006, 05:52 PM
moulon rouge, i found the walls of the cinema more interesting

Mark in Austin
01-30-2006, 06:14 PM
Batman and Robin was an abortion on film. Trapped in Paradise is the only movie I have ever walked out of right in the middle of it.

valluco
01-30-2006, 06:19 PM
Just last week i saw Underworld Revolution. It sucked ass, but the worst movie I have ever seen has to be Robot Jox.

Trainwreck2100
01-30-2006, 06:26 PM
was it cause it was a black movie you racist bastard........




j/k


It's because they had all these great black actors. For like 5 seconds, and the main characters sucked.

Spurminator
01-30-2006, 06:39 PM
I think the first time I actually grasped the concept of a bad movie was when I was 7 years old and went to see Superman 4: The Quest for Peace. I was a HUGE Superman fan and I was pumped about the movie, and I left thinking it was pretty dumb.

pseudofan
01-30-2006, 06:48 PM
Syriana :throwupsp
and
The Royal Tenenbaums :throwupsp :throwupsp :throwupsp

Both made me wish I could have those hours back to do something better with, like dig my eyeballs out with a dull rusty spoon.... :depressed

angel_luv
01-30-2006, 06:59 PM
I just thought of another one.

" Elf " with Will Ferrell

Mojo Jojo
01-30-2006, 07:03 PM
Corky romano was a great movie....and dude....Jean Claudes best movies ever were street fighter and double impact

ShoogarBear
01-30-2006, 07:08 PM
1. Ishtar
2. The Matrix Reloaded

TheAdmiral#50
01-30-2006, 07:36 PM
Soul Plane :td

Brutalis
01-30-2006, 07:44 PM
TheAdmiral- I hate your fucking SF 49ers sig. You guys deserved that shit after taunting them the whole game. And I laughed my ass off when dude got fined and the 49er got off free.

Mojo Jojo
01-30-2006, 07:48 PM
et tu brute

Ed Helicopter Jones
01-30-2006, 08:16 PM
Oh... Vanilla Sky was terrible. :vomit


The foreign film it was based on, Open Your Eyes, was actually very good. Vanilla Sky was a bad remake, I have to agree.

Mojo Jojo
01-30-2006, 08:18 PM
its a remake is that why she kept saying "open your eyes" through out the whole movie?