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Brutalis

02-06-2006, 07:47 AM

Oh yes, how my Razorbacks hate those Horns. With a passion only an Aggie could understand and a Sooner could never imagine.

Me? Well. I think it's hilarious. I don't like or hate the Horns. But you guys, are in for a treat! I found a site with tons of pictures from Razorback games and thought I'd share the pictures they emphasize. Now that you guys are Champs, and own the world. (Which pissed Arkansas off to no-end.) I think you guys will find these pretty humorous looking back. (I hope.)

2003. Titles Hopes Smashed.

http://www.woopigsooie.net/03texsad.jpg
http://www.woopigsooie.net/03texdeject.jpg
http://www.woopigsooie.net/03texmack.jpg
http://www.woopigsooie.net/03texhoward.jpg
http://www.woopigsooie.net/hornsdownespn.jpeg
http://www.woopigsooie.net/hornsdowncnn.jpeg
http://www.woopigsooie.net/03texfandd.jpg

And even an MP3!!! Geez. As if winning wasn't enough.
I'm a Short Squashed Texan (http://www.woopigsooie.net/shortsquashedtexan.mp3)

http://www.woopigsooie.net/hornshell.jpg
"I respect Texas." -Nutt .... yeah... right.. ROFL

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Okay enough of that!!! Why? Well in 2004 the Horns came back to beat the Hogs to end the 2 year series, 22-20. Arkansas fans felt sick, as the game was much like their 1969 loss in "The Big Shootout," when Texas came from behind to win 15-14 in Fayetteville in a game that determined the national championship. The first possession of the game though in 04' decided the outcome as Texas forced an Arkansas safety, leading 2-0 to start. Which is nothing but ironic and should (but won't) be a lesson to Arkansas fans when playing Texas. (Which is big-headed). The game was also, ironically, the 35th anniversery of the 69' Shootout.

http://www.woopigsooie.net/04texnutt.jpg

``We hate it when we lose. We've had to answer before (2000/2003 Losses). Coming from behind and winning (today) after losing the previous year was great with the whole nation watching,'' Texas coach Mack Brown said. (im sure with a huge smile)

``It was a dog fight to the end,'' Brown said.

This was Vince Youngs first huge victory for Texas me thinks.

No wonder Texas turned down the offer to renew the series another 2 years. OWNED AGAIN NOW GO AWAY they said. (so hey lets play USC great idea HOUSTON FUCKING NUTT WWWOOW)

wtF!
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Moving on!

Because I bleed cardinal red and love my Hogs. I will be down to earth! Our fans SUCK. And me thinks our fans act as if we are just plain magical or some shit.

http://www.woopigsooie.net/sillsgeorgia.gif

We got the shit kicked out of us. Period. I mean... just... even the small pebbles of shit that you gadda squint your eyes to get out.. I mean... mammajamma.

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http://www.woopigsooie.net/boomer.jpg
What the fuck? YEAH GO SOONERS YA FUCKIN TARD

http://www.woopigsooie.net/alashame.jpg
The Hogs are in the SEC WHY again?????

http://www.woopigsooie.net/utshame.jpg
But DAMN if sometimes it's not worth it!

http://www.woopigsooie.net/jonesjones.gif
Smarty and Matt. What a fucking great year for Oaklawn and Fayetteville!

http://www.woopigsooie.net/pisstex.gif
Like I said, Arkansas has no heart when it comes to Texas.

http://www.woopigsooie.net/rpwnd.gif
Yeah. So Arkansas owns the track and field. BUT WHO REALLY CARES.?!

http://www.woopigsooie.net/showdown.jpg
Yep. It took 4 tanks and a lawsuit to kill Arkansas Basketball.

http://www.woopigsooie.net/hawgstone.jpg
Owning folks was never so easy. RIP along with my fucking HEART. :depressed

http://www.woopigsooie.net/carsonhog.jpg
That's why you were so funny! Really!

http://www.woopigsooie.net/utfan.jpg
What.The.Fuck..... NEVER thought you'd see it happen huh....

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On a winning streak. (http://www.woopigsooie.net/streak.html)

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And here is some Arkansas-Art!

http://www.woopigsooie.net/artex79.jpg
Arkansas 17 Texas 14 - 1979

http://www.woopigsooie.net/razorart.jpg
Remembering All American OL Brandon Burlsworth who died in a carwreck after being drafted 1st round I believe by the Colts. I will never forget you.

http://www.woopigsooie.net/1975champart.gif
One of the few SWC wins when Texas wasn't owning it up. Although owning A&M all the time still wasn't enough for Arkansas fans.

http://www.woopigsooie.net/swc.jpg
SWC Family Potrait

http://www.woopigsooie.net/swcart.gif
SWC Family Potrait #2. "STFU Asshole"

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One for us guys....

http://www.woopigsooie.net/cheerwall.jpg
Shake ya ass... watch yaself...

And last but not least.... Matt Jones makes Bevo his Bitch.
http://www.woopigsooie.net/mjtexas.wmv

That's all, folks!

mookie2001

02-06-2006, 10:28 AM

a quick rant

the razorbacks suck

I dont say how you could say razorbacks hate Texas more than OU and aTm, OU hates Texas because they actually compete annually in football contests, and the basketball rivalry is becoming epic too, the sooners consist of sellout defected Texans who have turned themselves into lifetime oklahomos, Oklahomos border with texas is more than 15 miles wide and theyre in the same conference and division, the win usually decides who will win the big 12, unless sproles has something to say about it
aggy hate for UT runs deep even at its current laughable state, aggy thinks theyre better than UT, all their 06 recruits are sleepers, and despite having incredible 05 and 04 classes they still insist they will overcome Texas with "player development" "when those redshirts get on the field", aggy fight and most of all Stephen White Jesus McGee
guess what aggy?
QB was never yalls problem!
sadly the extreme aggy hate is also a conservative/liberal, city/country, hippiehomoloving sips/heterochristian rivalry too

razorbacks won at DKR in 03 because it was the chance mock era and matt jones was like vince young that day ,except he ran straight, (this was an incredible win, all around and to break the win streak I must admit, although not as impressive as Texas rolling into Lincoln and stomping on Nebraska to end that streak), that ark win was better than Techs last upset and the washington state Go Pull your Dick Bowl,

Texas got their revenge the very next year and has won two rosebowls and a NC since
I don't have the college football encyclopedia in front of me but the razorbacks havent had that kind of recent success

Mr Dio

02-06-2006, 02:31 PM

Horry For 3!

02-06-2006, 03:23 PM

I remember in 03, pissed me off. If it wasn't for Matt Jones playing one of his best games ever, we would have owned them.

Willinsa

02-06-2006, 03:24 PM

Hey Pig what the hell have the Razorbacks done the last 5 years? So the biggest win the last few years was a freakin Sept win in Austin.

Dude why don't you see this and tell me how much you guys sucks.
You played USC early on and got stemrolled, we play them and we win the national championship.

Pretty sad and pathetic having screen shots from 2003 and being ooh so proud of that game. But I did like the old SWC family portrait was cool.

hussker

02-06-2006, 04:16 PM

Very funny!

IceColdBrewski

02-06-2006, 04:49 PM

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/vernon0825.jpg
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is
no way to go through life son."

Brutalis

02-06-2006, 07:17 PM

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Brutalis

02-06-2006, 07:17 PM

Very funny!
THANK YOU

At leats someone appreciates it!

Brutalis

02-06-2006, 07:21 PM

Brutalis

02-06-2006, 07:26 PM

:lol

I had to giggle a little when reading this.

"Living in the past is a comfort to those who have no today & no tomorrow." :lol

I esp liked the way nothing was in the thread yet about the Hogs' great recruiting class & how the future looks so bright. :lol

4-7 --- National Champions
Guess which is indicative of UT's season & which of ArKanas'?

Keep up the good work B, humor helps the hopeless thru rough times! :lol :lol :lol

I don't need to talk about our underrated class this year cause I'm sure everyone is aware. The SEC sure is, buhhleeee dat. It's our best class in the last 30 years probably and you wouldn't think it by just looking at the paper.

I don't understand your misguided sarcasm though. This thread was just a look into the past, something to relive and think about. SWC days, the humor Arkansas fans put on paper because of the hate for Texas.

There's not hate coming from me though. I always had nothing but respect for Texas.

So before you wanna compare and contrast for some reason of maybe feeling offended.. try to get the hype of the post instead of turning around and acting sour.

Brutalis

02-06-2006, 07:31 PM

And technically speaking, Arkansas owns more NCAA Championships than any other school.

hehe..hehehehe...

mookie2001

02-06-2006, 07:39 PM

Texas football also didnt win a bowl game in 2003 or 2004 !, and bill gates and I have an avg net worth of $55 Billion

Willinsa

02-06-2006, 10:54 PM

Look at the other replies to this thread.

They mostly got the point. Why couldn't you?

Calm down man, its all in fun.

Brutalis

02-06-2006, 11:06 PM

Calm down? :lmao

Okay!

Mr Dio

02-06-2006, 11:42 PM

I don't need to talk about our underrated class this year cause I'm sure everyone is aware. The SEC sure is, buhhleeee dat. It's our best class in the last 30 years probably and you wouldn't think it by just looking at the paper.

I don't understand your misguided sarcasm though. This thread was just a look into the past, something to relive and think about. SWC days, the humor Arkansas fans put on paper because of the hate for Texas.

There's not hate coming from me though. I always had nothing but respect for Texas.

So before you wanna compare and contrast for some reason of maybe feeling offended.. try to get the hype of the post instead of turning around and acting sour.

:lmao

Calm down & pull the panties from where you're talking B..I only meant to ruffle your feathers, not send you into PMS!

:lol :lol :lol :lol

Mr Dio

02-06-2006, 11:46 PM

Calm down man, its all in fun.

When someone gets TRUMPED like B :lol did they tend to act, well hopeless & reflect on the times of the past because their future or current life isn't as good.

Sorry B, had to let ya know straight because I don't want you jumping off any bridges when you the #s 4 AND 7.

:lol :lol :lol

cecil collins

02-07-2006, 02:41 AM

:lmao

Calm down & pull the panties from where you're talking B..I only meant to ruffle your feathers, not send you into PMS!

:lol :lol :lol :lol
In defense of Brutalis, how the hell is he to know you are joking? I think it just gets to a junction where people decide whether to keep arguing, or ridicule the other person for rebutting the original comment. Use a gay emoticon or something if you are joking, or man up to your comments. It's just too easy to bitch out and say, "whoa, didn't mean to send you into PMS, I was joking" after the fact.

Brutalis

02-07-2006, 03:31 AM

Brutalis

02-07-2006, 03:32 AM

Calm down? :lmao

Okay!
:elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant TEXAS SUCKS THE HOGS HEHEHEHE

samikeyp

02-07-2006, 09:26 AM

:lol

even as a UT fan...those were funny.

I remember the story about Brandon Burlsworth in SI. You were right about being drafted by the Colts. Sad story...he was a great person.

That SWC family portrait was cool. I remember as a kid a bunch of cartoons like that, I think in Texas Football magazine. They always had the Longhorn with the horns put tied back on with string...always referring to the Aggie as "Sarge" etc. Great stuff.

Brutalis

02-07-2006, 10:08 AM

Mikey = cool dude.

I miss the SWC. Bad. Even though it ended when I was 5 or 6. I wish it never did. I love how Texas blamed Arkansas and Arkansas blamed Texas for the breakup.

Anyhoo.

http://www.woopigsooie.net/utfan.jpg

wtf nobody commented on this funny shit

samikeyp

02-07-2006, 10:27 AM

UT was blaming the Hogs, the Hogs were blaming the Horns and everybody was blaming SMU. Gov. Bill Clements was on the SMU board of regents and was one of the bigwigs who would run to the NCAA and try and blame everyone for cheating. Ironically, his school was slammed the most. Economics and infighting killed the SWC.

Brutalis

02-07-2006, 11:41 AM

That is very true.

Texas and Arkansas owned the SWC. Hmmmph.

Mr Dio

02-07-2006, 09:39 PM

In defense of Brutalis, how the hell is he to know you are joking? I think it just gets to a junction where people decide whether to keep arguing, or ridicule the other person for rebutting the original comment. Use a gay emoticon or something if you are joking, or man up to your comments. It's just too easy to bitch out and say, "whoa, didn't mean to send you into PMS, I was joking" after the fact.

Bitch out? lol :lol

I guess if I were a bitch I'd know that comment..You lnow it huh?

Mr Dio

02-07-2006, 09:42 PM

Dio you seem to be the lone guy taking things serious in here. I actually didn't start this thread looking for some good out of our football program. If you would have paid attention to what I said in the start I stated in several ways how Texas got the last laugh and owned us. I just don't really see your point. Not that you even have one. You also obviously didn't even pay attention to my original reply because everyone else here sure understands fine.

Wow, rant on & on & I'm the one taking things seriously? :lol
I love how some closet cases get so wrapped up in their own lies they can't let it go.

I was just kidding with you trick! Don't get all huffy & start bleeding on yourself like CeCe did. :lol
I guess if someone really does take my jokes as serious they'll keep on & on. That is cool, I love a joke so I'll play along too... Get it girls??? :lol :lol :lol

Brutalis

02-07-2006, 10:29 PM

:lmao

I can't reply without this joker telling me I'm ranting. Wow. So much for the point of a forum.

Mr Dio

02-07-2006, 11:24 PM

How cute, she's hurt. :lol

Brutalis

02-08-2006, 01:33 AM

:oops :angel :elephant :king :princess :smokin :fro :drunk :hat :pctoss hey im dio hehehehe your team sucks heheheh just kidding hehehe but really hehehe youre sensitive ehehehhe but im kidding hehehe :depressed :blah :oops :spin :rolleyes :lol :angel :elephant

cecil collins

02-08-2006, 02:39 AM

Sometimes I don't get Dio. If I weren't a Longhorns fan, I'd probably hate the guy. Just seems like an obnoxious drunk half the time. Lame ass girl and period jokes, grow the fuck up.

Mr Dio

02-08-2006, 10:24 AM

Sometimes I don't get Dio. If I weren't a Longhorns fan, I'd probably hate the guy. Just seems like an obnoxious drunk half the time. Lame ass girl and period jokes, grow the fuck up.

I got one on the line & she's bleeding hard! :lmao
CeCe, you can chill or bleed out by my comments, it no longer matters. :lol

cecil collins

02-08-2006, 02:38 PM

I got one on the line & she's bleeding hard! :lmao
CeCe, you can chill or bleed out by my comments, it no longer matters. :lol
Good one ass.

Mr Dio

02-08-2006, 09:33 PM

Seriously? You think I have a nice ass?
I think I needs a lot more cardio & some squats myself.
Will you spot me CeCe? I ask because you seem to be sucking Brut's HOG just nicely so I know you're into dudes. :lol :lol :lol

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