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midgetonadonkey
02-10-2006, 12:26 AM
baking three dozen cookies for my girlfriend's school. I deserve a handjob.

spurs=bling
02-10-2006, 12:29 AM
good for you midge.

homemade or the ones you pull them of the packet and put in the oven?

midgetonadonkey
02-10-2006, 12:30 AM
The only way I bake is from scratch. Packaged cookies are shit.

Melmart1
02-10-2006, 12:31 AM
If they are the frozen kind, handjob.

If you had to make them from scratch, I would negotiate for more.

spurs=bling
02-10-2006, 12:34 AM
The only way I bake is from scratch. Packaged cookies are shit.


man you are awesome!!!

midgetonadonkey
02-10-2006, 12:37 AM
Blingy, I don't do it for kudos, I do it for the children.

spurs=bling
02-10-2006, 12:39 AM
Blingy, I don't do it for kudos, I do it for the children.


how many of those kids will will say thank you?

Trainwreck2100
02-10-2006, 12:39 AM
Still haven't gotten that handjob huh?

midgetonadonkey
02-10-2006, 12:41 AM
Still haven't gotten that handjob huh?

Actually, I'm getting it right now.



Not really, she fell asleep 2 hours ago.

atlfan25
02-10-2006, 12:42 AM
Blingy, I don't do it for kudos, I do it for the children.
How ironic.

baseline bum
02-10-2006, 01:05 AM
baking three dozen cookies for my girlfriend's school. I deserve a handjob.

Than go give yourself one.

SequSpur
02-10-2006, 01:10 AM
man.. fuck that.. go buy some chips ahoy and put those fuckers on a plate....

hussker
02-10-2006, 01:11 AM
Blingy, I don't do it for kudos, I do it for the children.


You should do it for these poor guys......











































DISCRIMINATOR!!!!!!

http://www.masterfoodsvending.com/images/prod_img/57.jpg

midgetonadonkey
02-10-2006, 01:13 AM
Actually I always liked Kudos. They are pretty good.

CharlieMac
02-10-2006, 02:27 AM
The wife just learned how to make coffee cake.

Carie
02-10-2006, 03:05 AM
I deserve a handjob.
Well you're in the right place. There is a member here who apparently gives an EXCELLENT handjob.

To the talented member of the board: Sorry darlin', I was forced to reply to this. How could I not? You had to know someone would read that! :spin

George W Bush
02-10-2006, 08:57 AM
man.. fuck that.. go buy some chips ahoy and put those fuckers on a plate....

Hey, looky there Sequ,
last time you used that potty mouth
of yours, I tried to deck you, but you were too short,
what can I say,
I swung and missed.

Next time I'll declare war on all lil people if you don't clean
up that language.

God Bless America :tu

ObiwanGinobili
02-10-2006, 10:19 AM
Well you're in the right place. There is a member here who apparently gives an EXCELLENT handjob.

To the talented member of the board: Sorry darlin', I was forced to reply to this. How could I not? You had to know someone would read that! :spin


I'm laughing... but i know who your talking about.. so I feel bad... but still... thast funny.

T Park
02-10-2006, 12:17 PM
man, i wish i had met zak's wife, before zak.......

Mixability
02-10-2006, 12:24 PM
man, i wish i had met zak's wife, before zak.......

hungry huh? :angel

Summers
02-10-2006, 03:15 PM
The only way I bake is from scratch. Packaged cookies are shit.

I agree. I think it's because they don't put eggs in them to avoid making people sick (because you know nobody can resist cookie dough).

*pointedly ignoring Carie and Obi*

:lol

Marklar MM
02-10-2006, 03:21 PM
I like cookies.
http://www.ewh.ieee.org/r7/southern_alberta/html/images/exec_pics/cookie-monster.jpg

COOKIE

T Park
02-10-2006, 03:28 PM
hungry huh?

get a life kiddo.

Shelly
02-10-2006, 03:39 PM
I agree. I think it's because they don't put eggs in them to avoid making people sick (because you know nobody can resist cookie dough).

*pointedly ignoring Carie and Obi*

:lol

The best thing about making cookies is the dough! And I'll risk getting sick by making them from scratch.

I refuse to buy fund raiser cookie dough. It would be gone before the dough ever got baked :oops

SpursWoman
02-10-2006, 03:40 PM
I refuse to buy fund raiser cookie dough. It would be gone before the dough ever got baked :oops


What fundraiser cookie dough? :oops :nerd :angel

Shelly
02-10-2006, 03:42 PM
What fundraiser cookie dough? :oops :nerd :angel


You ate all of it too, huh?


:rollin

SpursWoman
02-10-2006, 03:44 PM
I found that the chocolate mint chip cookies tasted better raw than baked ... :hat

2Blonde
02-10-2006, 03:47 PM
What fundraiser cookie dough? :oops :nerd :angel
Oatmeal Raisin is the best!!!! :lol

Horry For 3!
02-10-2006, 03:49 PM
I agree. I think it's because they don't put eggs in them to avoid making people sick (because you know nobody can resist cookie dough).

*pointedly ignoring Carie and Obi*

:lol
Blow Job & Hand Job Girl!

Melmart1
02-10-2006, 03:49 PM
My favorite cookie is white chocolate macadamia, but I have found that the cookie dough does not taste as good as the finished product.

But sugar cookies, chocolate chip and oatmeal rasin taste damn good raw! Oh, and Ben and Jerry's chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream is sooo good. That's why I never buy it. I would not eat anything else if I had it in my freezer.

Carie
02-10-2006, 04:46 PM
I'm laughing... but i know who your talking about.. so I feel bad... but still... thast funny.
Why feel bad? That's an excellent skill to have :lol

SpursWoman
02-10-2006, 04:47 PM
Blow Job & Hand Job Girl!


Did I miss something? :drunk




Why feel bad? That's an excellent skill to have


No shit ... making someone feel good shouldn't make you feel bad... a remorseful kind of bad, anyway. :lol