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Shelly
02-10-2006, 02:39 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/ken-is-a-changed-man/2006/02/10/1139465819749.htmlWill Ken win Barbie back? (http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/ken-is-a-changed-man/2006/02/10/1139465819749.html)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/10/ken_narrowweb__300x410,2.jpg

Barbie, Ken's a changed man


February 10, 2006 - 7:28AM
Hollywood stylist Phillip Bloch with the restyled Ken doll.



He's been to the gym, looks buff and stylish, and now Barbie's boy toy Ken wants to win back the doll he split from two years ago.

After a two-year separation, Mattel said today that Barbie's long-time suitor wants to rekindle his decades-long romance with his plastic paramour and get her to give Aussie surfer Blaine the flick.

Mattel is hoping Ken's return to retail stores can also revitalise the company's overall fortunes. In January, the company blamed sagging Barbie sales for sagging profits.

"Ken has revamped his life -- mind, body and soul," Hollywood stylist and Mattel consultant Phillip Bloch said in a statement. "Everyone knows how difficult it is to change, especially when you've lived your life a certain way for more than four decades."

Mattel said in February 2004 that Barbie and Ken had split after 43 years because they wanted to spend some time apart.

Ken, who appears to have spent time in the gym and at the stylist, returns wearing a beach-wear ensemble complete with board shorts and white T-shirt.

For her part, Barbie publicist Lauren Dougherty said Barbie "appreciates the new look Ken is sporting. He really looks great. But we'll have to stay tuned to see whether these two will get back together."

At a press conference unveiling Ken, Bloch said the company was going for a "worldly, European thing", and "definitely wanted to be looking hot".

Mattel's fourth-quarter results in January showed an 18 per cent decline in Barbie's US sales. The company said that in addition to "tweaking" the Barbie line this year, more dramatic changes would be made in 2007.

Reuters

pache100
02-10-2006, 02:46 PM
Barbie "appreciates the new look Ken is sporting. He really looks great. But we'll have to stay tuned to see whether these two will get back together."

GI Joe will beat him out again. It's the car, stupid! And no woman can resist a man in a uniform.

(j/k)

Shelly
02-10-2006, 03:02 PM
Ken needs som tats

pache100
02-10-2006, 03:06 PM
Ken needs som tats

Interesting idea. What kind of tattoo do you think Ken would get?

sa_butta
02-10-2006, 03:07 PM
Interesting idea. What kind of tattoo do you think Ken would get?skull with flames.

Kori Ellis
02-10-2006, 03:08 PM
Does he still have no penis?

Shelly
02-10-2006, 03:09 PM
OMG! Does Ken with the pants have a man purse?

Parkersgirl9
02-10-2006, 03:13 PM
the one on the right is more my type, minus the gay man purse thing.

GiG's Doctor
02-10-2006, 03:14 PM
Metrosexual Ken.

sa_butta
02-10-2006, 03:15 PM
Does he still have no penis?How did Barbie get pregnant if he had no penis?? Its not Ken's (Barbie Soap opera in the making).

http://www.nanoblogg.de/pics/pregnant_barbie_midge.jpg

Shelly
02-10-2006, 03:20 PM
WTF is with Barbie's hair color?

Marklar MM
02-10-2006, 03:21 PM
How did Barbie get pregnant if he had no penis?? Its not Ken's (Barbie Soap opera in the making).

http://www.nanoblogg.de/pics/pregnant_barbie_midge.jpg

I always wondered why they had no private parts. :(

pache100
02-10-2006, 03:28 PM
How did Barbie get pregnant if he had no penis?? Its not Ken's

I'm telling you, she's still got the thing going with GI Joe. He's so much more responsible than Ken, anyway.

T Park
02-10-2006, 03:32 PM
Youve got to be kidding me......

George W Bush
02-10-2006, 03:37 PM
Youve got to be kidding me......

No, it's true fatty, your taking up
too much space and pollutin' the airs.
This is somethin' me and my administration
takes alot of heat for, you know, not
havin' an environmental policy.

I figured I declare war on all TParks everywhere
and anyone who harbors smokey the bear.

I'm George W Bush and I approve this message. :tu

ObiwanGinobili
02-10-2006, 03:47 PM
OMG! Does Ken with the pants have a man purse?

Yes.
mattel is obviously going for a tomcruise/katieholmes style relationship with the new ken & barbie.

barbie = beard

Shelly
02-10-2006, 03:54 PM
Yes.
mattel is obviously going for a tomcruise/katieholmes style relationship with the new ken & barbie.

barbie = beard

:lmao

Well, if you know anything about Philip Bloch...

midgetonadonkey
02-10-2006, 04:52 PM
They should have given him a front tuck and a huge belt buckle to complete the metrosexual look.

Ed Helicopter Jones
02-10-2006, 04:54 PM
Does he still have no penis?

I imagine it would be tough to keep a hot chick like Barbie if you don't have a penis.

Vashner
02-10-2006, 05:29 PM
I am sure Boutons and NBADan will be the 1st to add these to there barbie collections.

Mixability
02-10-2006, 06:20 PM
Youve got to be kidding me......

yeah, sorry they don't have the "Obi" doll with included black bar, not that you'd use the black bar anyway......

:lol

desflood
02-10-2006, 06:29 PM
I'm telling you, she's still got the thing going with GI Joe. He's so much more responsible than Ken, anyway.
Not to mention about a hundred times more manly...

1Parker1
02-10-2006, 07:09 PM
:lol God, I remember the old days when I used to play with my barbies and Ken. I had like 6 Barbies and only one Ken :oops

Plus, I had the pink corvette, a Barbie Picnic Set, a Barbie Bedroom Set (:oops for her and Ken), and about a gazillion clothes for them.

:lol Not to mention I had the entire 90210 Barbie doll cast. :lol

N.Y. Johnny
02-10-2006, 08:09 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/NYJohnny/B2.jpg

Old School Chic
02-11-2006, 01:05 PM
Fuck Barbie! I never liked the bitch. Cabbage Patch dolls were the shit in my days...

http://www.plush-toy.co.uk/acatalog/cabbage-patch.jpg