Vaginasanity at it again

[T Park]

11-29 .379 6 turnovers


NIIIICE job there spanky.


Oh yeah, shoulda traded Manu for this guy.


Waiting for the shortest one in curls, errr, uh, Mini Mr Clean, to tell us how fantastic his butt buddy Vincent Vagina Carter is.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

but you gotta admit


actually nevermind


VC blows!


in toronto you can honestly buy jerseys that say "carter" on the back with a huge line crossed through it plus a big "X" on the front of the jersey! :lol

[mavsfan1000]

Vince Carter is an idiot. Anyone that tries to take Bowen one on one off the dribble is an idiot for that matter. You have to be in the right position to score against Bowen.

[Dre_7]

VC actually had a great game!! He managed to not get ejected this time. :lol

[FreshPrince22]

Oh yeah, shoulda traded Manu for this guy.


To be fair, Bowen would probably lock up Manu as well.

[mavsfan1000]

To be fair, Bowen would probably lock up Manu as well.
Many probably would flop and get fouls on Bowen. Bowen would get pissed. I would like to see that matchup. :lol

[Darrin]

Many probably would flop and get fouls on Bowen. Bowen would get pissed. I would like to see that matchup. :lol

I'd like to see Bowen defend Bowen. Is that like using an Easy Button to find an easy button?

Wouldn't defender Bowen switch off of offensive-end Bowen because there would be no need to waste Bowen's defense on Bowen?

My head hurts now. :makemyday

[mavsfan1000]

Manu would own Bowen I'm afraid. Manu plays wreckless and it drives defenders nuts because of all the foul calls because of it.

[Darrin]

11-29 .379 6 turnovers


NIIIICE job there spanky.


Oh yeah, shoulda traded Manu for this guy.


Waiting for the shortest one in curls, errr, uh, Mini Mr Clean, to tell us how fantastic his butt buddy Vincent Vagina Carter is.

A vagina is now a state of mental health?

Creative, but I think it needs work. There's a better joke in there somewhere.

[WalterBenitez]

Oh yeah, shoulda traded Manu for this guy.
Waiting for the shortest one in curls, errr, uh, Mini Mr Clean, to tell us how fantastic his butt buddy Vincent Vagina Carter is.

I wouldn't trade anyone for VC, mainly bc he's not a team player, IMO his ego is so big, and always is complaining ...for complainings I prefer Gary Payton :lol

[WalterBenitez]

To be fair, Bowen would probably lock up Manu as well.
That's the only way that USA Natl Team would have to stop Manu under FIBA's rule

[exstatic]

A vagina is now a state of mental health?

Creative, but I think it needs work. There's a better joke in there somewhere.

Actually, it's a play on his Vinsanity nickname, and a slam at his health, or chronic lack thereof. He's a pussy and a poser gangsta wannabe.

[SpursWoman]

Carter is a dirty player for coming down on Parkers foot/leg like he did. He did it on purpose, obviously.

:fro

[Marklar MM]

I'd like to see Bowen defend Bowen. Is that like using an Easy Button to find an easy button?

Wouldn't defender Bowen switch off of offensive-end Bowen because there would be no need to waste Bowen's defense on Bowen?

My head hurts now. :makemyday


The true matchup would be Allen Iverson vs. Allen Iverson.

[Joepa]

VC is a big terd who is popular because he's athletic. He's probably the quietest cancer of all time. Think TO without the mouth.

[FromWayDowntown]

I'd like to see Bowen defend Bowen. Is that like using an Easy Button to find an easy button?

I tried the Easy Button to find an Easy Button joke at one point recently in the political forum and nobody seemed to get it -- I just want you to know that I appreciate your effort here.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd like to see Bowen defend Bowen. Is that like using an Easy Button to find an easy button?

Wouldn't defender Bowen switch off of offensive-end Bowen because there would be no need to waste Bowen's defense on Bowen?

My head hurts now. :makemyday

My head just exploded. :lmao

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Vagina jokes are weak.

link (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34612)

[exstatic]

Vagina jokes are weak.

link (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34612)

So is Vince, hence the nickname. :smokin

[SequSpur]

Yeah, he sure did look like a puss when he posterized the Spurs defense with that dunk huh?

If a Spur could dunk like that you would buy his jersey.

STFU already.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah, he sure did look like a puss when he posterized the Spurs defense with that dunk huh?

If a Spur could dunk like that you would buy his jersey.

STFU already.

RULE NO. 5-SCORING AND TIMING

Section I-Scoring
a. A legal field goal or free throw attempt shall be scored when a live ball from the playing area enters the basket from above and remains in or passes through the net.

-----

The Nets scored 73 points and you're resting your argument on two of those.

Nice job, Sparky.

[T Park]

I knew Sequ's only defense, would be a stupid meaningless pussy dunk.


Were was Captain Douche Bag in the 4th??

NO WHERE.


Case closed.


Take your VC fellatio elsewhere Jimmney Cricket.

[exstatic]

Yeah, he sure did look like a puss when he posterized the Spurs defense with that dunk huh?

If a Spur could dunk like that you would buy his jersey.

STFU already.

Golfing in May, Sequ....every year. Golfing in May. I only buy June Jerseys.

:fro

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

VC's little showboat stuff after a play was funny I thought.

And on his clear path layup drill Vince had a wide-open lane to dunk that ball. I was surprised Walton was gushing all over that.


Oh wait. . .it was Bill Walton. . .nevermind.





The fact that Sequ would gush all over that doesn't surprise me in the least.

[T Park]

I only buy June Jerseys.


Manu = Manure

[ShoogarBear]

If Bruce Bowen defended Bruce Bowen, no one would be able to see it because they would stop light from escaping.

[ShoogarBear]

To be fair, Bowen would probably lock up Manu as well.
13. Manu Ginobli once scored on Bruce Bowen in practice. No. No he didn’t.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

If Vince became a Spur, Tpark would get both versions of the authentic jersey the next day and then eat some fondue

[T Park]

If Vince became a Spur, Tpark would get both versions of the authentic jersey the next day and then eat some fondue



No thanks.

Him and Allen Iverson are on my permanent shit list.

[mavsfan1000]

vince Carter would easily replace Manu Ginobili. As long as they have Bruce Bowen the defense will be the same along with the offense.

[ducks]

Vc Clutch ?????

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

If Bruce Bowen defended Bruce Bowen, no one would be able to see it because they would stop light from escaping.

:lmao

[mavsfan1000]

All I know is Bruce Bowen is a great player to put around star players like Parker, Manu, and Duncan. Great chemistry is why the spurs are 40-10.

[exstatic]

vince Carter would easily replace Manu Ginobili. As long as they have Bruce Bowen the defense will be the same along with the offense.

On fifteen shot attempts, Vince would drive 5 times and shoot 10 jumpers. Manu would drive 10 times and shoot 5 jumpers, putting INFINITELY more pressure on the defense, not to mention getting better quality looks.

[Joepa]

Manu owns Vince.

[WalterBenitez]

Yeah, he sure did look like a puss when he posterized the Spurs defense with that dunk huh?

You win making more points than the opponent, not by making more spectaculars plays :rolleyes

[WalterBenitez]

All I know is Bruce Bowen is a great player to put around star players like Parker, Manu, and Duncan. Great chemistry is why the spurs are 40-10.

Skills 'n Chemistry, I could see VC replacing Manu, ... In that scenario VC will be spectacular as he always is, but ... Chemistry will be a issue. :blah

The only situation I'll select VC over Manu is probably in a dunk contest :rolleyes

[SequSpur]

You win making more points than the opponent, not by making more spectaculars plays :rolleyes

I guess you can't dunk.

[exstatic]

I guess you can't dunk.
Like you can.....
:lol

[SequSpur]

:rolleyes

[nkdlunch]

vince Carter would easily replace Manu Ginobili.

and Spurs would have at least 3 losses in this rodeo road trip

[ObiwanGinobili]

I :makeout Manu.
Vince Carter :jack

'nough said.