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sa_butta
02-13-2006, 01:15 PM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu)=

Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils.":lol

Slomo
02-13-2006, 01:22 PM
http://www.peterbrown.tv/foxydemoum.JPG

polandprzem
02-13-2006, 02:27 PM
hehe :lol Slomo again :tu

I heard about guy putting a candle to be more stiffer :). But a pencil?
If you can't make sex just write a poem. (hehe)

batman2883
02-13-2006, 02:27 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ah ah

midgetonadonkey
02-13-2006, 02:41 PM
I would need a lead pipe to hold up the mass of my penis.

TheTruth
02-13-2006, 02:44 PM
I've tried that. It hurts.

Triumph
02-13-2006, 03:34 PM
this pencil dick moron never had a chance. poor bastard. i guess i'm a big pussy for being afraid of catheters.