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[SPARKY]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

[King]

Good Lord. Sad thing is, I'm sure some women would sign that.

[Pistons < Spurs]

Unbelievable. What an egotistical self centered bastard.

[SPARKY]

Child porn + kidnapping + that "contract" will likely get him all the anal sex he wants for a while.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:vomit
:vomit

sicko. I'm truly shocked.

[E20]

Who is he kidding? :lmao

[KEDA]

well written if you ask me!!!


JUST KIDDING!!!


it was pretty bad, amazing what people will try to do.

[BigZak]

so i wonder why she said I Do in the 1st place.

doesn't he know you can't turn a housewife into a ho.

at least, not without dinner, gifts, and wine.

[Trainwreck2100]

Is it a crime to want his clothes folded a certain way?

[Horry For 3!]

.

[Horry For 3!]

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[BigZak]

Your lucky i let you out so late. Now go shave your pubes and come to bed.

Your panties are optional. :lmao

[Horry For 3!]

Oh shit. I am out of it, I meant for that to be in the Quattro :lmao

[polandprzem]

Now we know what women causes :pctoss

[Shelly]

Thank God she didn't sign that!

It takes a lot to repulse me, but that truly did.

[polandprzem]

Thank God she didn't sign that!

It takes a lot to repulse me, but that truly did.
What if she did?

This has not a law right. Am I right?

But this guy is a hero to me :)

[Shelly]

What if she did?

This has not a law right. Am I right?

But this guy is a hero to me :)


Okay...

[2Blonde]

:wow I didn't think there was much out there that could still shock me. What a friggin' D*ck !!!

[Samr]

Shit if we could get women to do shit like that, then men would rule the world again.

We do. You're just dillusional.

[polandprzem]

:lol


:lmao at the stylized capital letters


And he is an artist also :tu

[Trainwreck2100]

All the early revolutionaries are persecuted, this man is no different.

[Samr]

We make this into a seperate thread-- What is YOUR contract of wifely expectations?

[Melmart1]

We do. You're just dillusional.

:lmao Oh, young Samr, you have a lot to learn.

[Jekka]

Nice to know that misogyny is still alive and kicking - we wouldn't want to get too progressive or anything. :rolleyes

[Samr]

I'm a dreamer, what can I say?

About the only thing we rule is the real estate directly occupied by the BBQ grill. I can't wait to get my plot of land!

[timvp]

"It is also misbehavior when you perform half-assed."

:lmao

Poorly executed.

[baseline bum]

How does a guy like this get engaged? Sorry ladies... it's you own damn fault for falling for assholes.

[polandprzem]

Okay - for users who don't get it I must say - I was on a j/k mode.

Thank you for you attencion.

[disruptivehair]

What if she did?

This has not a law right. Am I right?

But this guy is a hero to me :)


An illiterate sexist is your hero? :lol :lol

BTW, it's my first post. Hi. :spin

[ShoogarBear]

so i wonder why she said I Do in the 1st place.

My understanding is that the Dating and Engagement Contracts were much more flexible in the Panties and Good Behavior clauses, so the new stipulations came as quite a shock to her.

[Summers]

"When we are in bed together I can cuddle, spoon, hold or touch you in any way, as long as it does not excessively disruptive to your sleep."

Aww! He's considerate and he talks real good!

[disruptivehair]

"When we are in bed together I can cuddle, spoon, hold or touch you in any way, as long as it does not excessively disruptive to your sleep."

Aww! He's considerate and he talks real good!


Did someone say DISRUPTIVE?

:spin

[Summers]

On a serious note wouldn't it be boring if our spouses did absolutely everything we wanted them to? Negotitation is half the fun. I've lost track of how many times I've gotten my way just by promising oral sex. :lol

[disruptivehair]

On a serious note wouldn't it be boring if our spouses did absolutely everything we wanted them to? Negotitation is half the fun. I've lost track of how many times I've gotten my way just by promising oral sex. :lol


Hahahah, it's only funny if you didn't make good. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

On a serious note wouldn't it be boring if our spouses did absolutely everything we wanted them to? Negotitation is half the fun. I've lost track of how many times I've gotten my way just by promising oral sex. :lol
Urrr, not by just promising, I hope. That would make you almost as cruel as Contract Man.

[disruptivehair]

And here I was thinking the whole point of getting married was so you didn't have to chupa the chubby anymore. :)

[Summers]

No, no, I'm a woman of my word.

[Kori Ellis]

Okay, this is probably not going to be popular opinion but ..

I don't think that contract is that bad if they were in a relationship where she was in the submissive role.

There's a lot of people who are into the submissive/dominant sex or life roles, and in this scenario he wasn't doing anything physically harmful to her. He was just expecting her to submit to his every desire.

That type of relationship isn't for me, but it works for other people. :shrug I'm not saying it's a good thing, but I wasn't really "outraged" by the contract like so many other people seem to be.

[Summers]

Okay, this is probably not going to be popular opinion but ..

I don't think that contract is that bad if they were in a relationship where she was in the submissive role.

There's a lot of people who are into the submissive/dominant sex or life roles, and in this scenario he wasn't doing anything physically harmful to her. He was just expecting her to submit to his every desire.

That type of relationship isn't for me, but it works for other people. :shrug I'm not saying it's a good thing, but I wasn't really "outraged" by the contract like so many other people seem to be.

See, I was kind of thinking, what are the odds he just sprung this on her out of the blue? They were probably already sort of into the master/slave thing and he pushed it too far or something, or she was just pissed he was into kiddie porn.