Things written in public bathroom stalls........

[CharlieMac]

They usually don't bother me. As a matter of fact, it's entertaining some times, especially when you forget to grab something to read. "For bisexual action call 555-5555", "Fuck Bush", "Spics go home", and so on. But reading something really bothered me today while I was sitting on that can at school.

" I came where you are sitting. I mean it. Have a nice day."

So uncomfortable. A line was crossed.

[FARVA]

That's what you get for using the shitter at school...Rooky!

[Oh, Gee!!]

"If you read this, you're a fag."

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao

[JoePublic]

I read the paper when I'm droppin' a load.

[ShoogarBear]

That's why I only use the women's stall when I'm in public.

[ALVAREZ6]

That's why I only use the women's stall when I'm in public.
That's smart....



but you can't do that in a school.





But my mentality is always: W/E, fuck it, I'm not holdin this any longer.



I shit in school all the time.

[Samr]

Some people come here to sit and think,
Others come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to beat my meat,
And cum all over this toilet seat.

[ShoogarBear]

Some classics I remember:

"The joke is in your hands." (above a urinal)

"Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit"

[whottt]

Some people come here to sit and think,
Others come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to beat my meat,
And cum all over this toilet seat.

That must have changed...it used to be:

Some people come here to sit and think,
some people come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to scratch my balls and
read the writing on the walls.

[Samr]

That must have changed...it used to be:

There's a hundred versions of it. That's just the one I write.

[whottt]

BTW, I think I have set some kind of record for never taking a dump in a gas station, theatre, school or college bathroom.

I've never done it...not once. It's just too damn nasty.


I guess it's because I am a morning evening kind of guy.


BTW, if you are ever on the road and have to use one I reccomend a Hilton, Raddison or something like that....always a pleasant experience.

[ShoogarBear]

BTW, I think I have set some kind of record for never taking a dump in a gas station, theatre, school or college bathroom.


You never ate at the KFC outside of Hartford, CT.

You wouldn't have had a choice.

[whottt]

Restaurants are 50/50....I have used those before. Just never used one in a public school, college, theatre, or gas station...IOW, the really nasty ones.

[tw05baller]

you havent live till you pee in the 32 oz soda cup you just drank while hauling ass on the highway late at night.

[ShoogarBear]

Restaurants are 50/50....I have used those before. Just never used one in a public school, college, theatre, or gas station...IOW, the really nasty ones.

No, we got the food to go . . . had to stop on the road.

http://www.bloodydecks.com/forums/images/smilies/_diarrhea_.gif

[CharlieMac]

I go anywhere. Except small mexican restaurants. They give you immediate shits at times and refuse to put toilet paper in the restrooms. That's no laughing matter.

I need to know where restrooms are at in all public places. Malls, schools, and so out. I scout the building for teh best places. Just in case.

[ObiwanGinobili]

BTW, I think I have set some kind of record for never taking a dump in a gas station, theatre, school or college bathroom.

I've never done it...not once. It's just too damn nasty.


I guess it's because I am a morning evening kind of guy.


BTW, if you are ever on the road and have to use one I reccomend a Hilton, Raddison or something like that....always a pleasant experience.

you're not alone on that one.
My hubby has never taken a crap outside of homecourt.
also - he is a mornign/evenign kinda guy.


I will admit to taking a crap at school one time... and once at traffic school.

[ObiwanGinobili]

you havent live till you pee in the 32 oz soda cup you just drank while hauling ass on the highway late at night.


32 oz.s doesn't always hold it. I've filled that up before.
I've also peed into a 20oz coke can while on a VIA bus. Not proud. But it was a moment of absolute desperation. However taking a shit is strictly an at home affair.

- Emo aka "spursy"

[Samr]

I've gone everywhere except my pants, the avoidance of which contributes to my bathroom whorship.

The trick is to master the squat-'n-shit, wherein you hover above the actual porcelain surface. As long as you have some quad-ular fortitude, this technique allows you to eat any kind of food without fear of a janitorial detour.

[ShoogarBear]

32 oz.s doesn't always hold it. I've filled that up before.
I've also peed into a 20oz coke can while on a VIA bus. Not proud. But it was a moment of absolute desperation. However taking a shit is strictly an at home affair.

- Emo aka "spursy"

That's considerate of you. I've been on the bus where they didn't bother with the can.

[Buddy Holly]

For a good time, Jenny... 867-5309

[TheAdmiral#50]

''The Hands that clean these toilets also make your food....please aim properly.''

''Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.''

:)

[ShoogarBear]

At a restaurant once, one of the guys told the waitress: "There was a sign in the restroom that said 'Employees must wash hands before leaving', so I waited and waited but nobody showed up."

[whottt]

I go anywhere. Except small mexican restaurants. They give you immediate shits at times and refuse to put toilet paper in the restrooms. That's no laughing matter.

I need to know where restrooms are at in all public places. Malls, schools, and so out. I scout the building for teh best places. Just in case.


If you use them in a theatre you are more of a man than I am...I am not even going to describe what most of the theatre cans look like these days...I'll just say that we obviously haven't figured out all the laws of gravity, because I seen them all defied within those stalls. I don't even go in those stalls anymore...I don't even look in them.

[BathroomAttendantGuy]

A Sharpie is my number one request.....other than the obvious.

[whottt]

I've gone everywhere except my pants, the avoidance of which contributes to my bathroom whorship.

The trick is to master the squat-'n-shit, wherein you hover above the actual porcelain surface. As long as you have some quad-ular fortitude, this technique allows you to eat any kind of food without fear of a janitorial detour.

Even using the squat and shit you are still vulnerable to, "the Splash".

[midgetonadonkey]

I once called the number I saw in the stall for "good head." I guess she wasn't in the mood to talk to a random stranger at the time. I got yelled at and the "who the fuck is this" response.

[Pistons < Spurs]

Here I sit I'm at a loss
Trying to shit out taco sauce
I know I'm gonna drop a load
I only hope I don't explode


here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants


I was here but now i'm not
I sat right here and smoked some pot
I'm writing this to make a point
Lifes a bitch so smoke a joint


This toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as nails and dont take shit off nobody


here i am im in a caper
some one stole the toilet paper
shall i sit here shall i linger
or will i be forced to use my finger


Jack and Jill went up the hill to practice what he tought her.
Silly Jill forgot the pill and came down with a daughter


In days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets not invented,
They left their load upon the road
and walked away contented.


Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth
To another Texan


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have VD
Now you do too!

[Horry For 3!]

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

Who said serious discussion of literature is a lost art?

[CharlieMac]

Who said serious discussion of literature is a lost art?

Was Othello killing his Christian spiritualilty/physical self and recommiting to his Muslim roots in the final scene of that play? Who cares? Some guy splurged on a toilet seat and made me uncomfortable. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Was Othello killing his Christian spiritualilty/physical self and recommiting to his Muslim roots in the final scene of that play? Who cares? Some guy splurged on a toilet seat and made me uncomfortable. :lolAy, but there's the rub.

We don't know that he did, only that he wrote he did.

Which is the greater pleasure, to sploog and thence
To take pen to wall and immortalize the moment
To forever carry both the memory and the imaginings of a future poor Eriks (alas) squatting in discomfort
Or to not actually do the foul deed and but still wrought it such
And still wallow in the dreamed disgust of same Eriks (alas) just the same?

[CharlieMac]

Ay, but there's the rub.

We don't know that he did, only that he wrote he did.

Which is the greater pleasure, to sploog and thence
To take pen to wall and immortalize the moment
To forever carry both the memory and the imaginings of a future poor Eriks (alas) squatting in discomfort
Or to not actually do the foul deed and but still wrought it such
And still wallow in the dreamed disgust of same Eriks (alas) just the same?

A true bathroom bard.

[AlamoSpursFan]

They paint the walls
To stop my pen
But the shithouse poet
Strikes again

Here I sit
In stinking vapor
Some asshole
Used all the paper