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midgetonadonkey
03-02-2006, 09:48 AM
I want to fall head first into a wood chipper. The other way I'd like to die is a heart attack during sex with an asian prostitute.
1Parker1
03-02-2006, 09:49 AM
In my sleep.
pache100
03-02-2006, 09:54 AM
I don't care as long as I'm doing something fun. I do not want to die in my sleep. I just want my last few seconds on earth to be thrilling and I want to die laughing out loud.

They said the astronauts on the Challenger knew they were going to die and people think they must have been horrified. I prefer to believe they went out thinking, "What a way to die!!!" That's would have been my final thought if I'd been there.
CharlieMac
03-02-2006, 09:56 AM
Fucking zombies. I keep having nightmares about them.
samikeyp
03-02-2006, 10:10 AM
after sex...that way the tombstone can say "he came, then he went" :tu
lilmads
03-02-2006, 10:41 AM
I don't wan't to die... :(

But since I have to, I want to die in my sleep. I'm shit scared of getting shot or stabbed, especially in my back.
2centsworth
03-02-2006, 12:09 PM
In Christ.
1Parker1
03-02-2006, 12:26 PM
I'm shit scared of getting stabbed, especially in my back.

You must have really good friends.
midgetonadonkey
03-02-2006, 12:43 PM
In Christ.

Ha. You want to die "in Christ."
lilmads
03-02-2006, 12:47 PM
You must have really good friends.

:lol Nah, nothing to do with friends... It's if I had to die in such a way, I want to see who killed me.
ALVAREZ6
03-02-2006, 01:05 PM
I am not going to die.
ElMuerto
03-02-2006, 01:09 PM
Completely.
Ballcox
03-02-2006, 01:16 PM
In the middle of a 3-way with young, hot chicks that I have no business being in bed with.
CosmicCowboy
03-02-2006, 01:17 PM
A bottle of good tequila and an "on demand" morphine drip.
2Blonde
03-02-2006, 01:18 PM
...old & happy.
Cant_Be_Faded
03-02-2006, 01:20 PM
I'm goign to steal elpimpo's and say that I will shoot what people call a Heroic Dose worth of heroin into my blood stream, then pass out and die
BIG DADDY JOSH
03-02-2006, 01:36 PM
Quickly...if it is slow and painful I might screw up my last words and say something dumb and obvious like....."shit.....i'm dying" (croak)...you know, instead of something important like i love my woman or kids..i dunno. just a thought.
ShoogarBear
03-02-2006, 01:37 PM
If I have to die, and I imagine I do, I want to die like my father. My father died fucking. He was 57 . . . and the woman was 18. He came and went at the same time. Didn't nobody cry at his funeral neither. Everybody just said "Lucky motherfuckah." And nobody else would fuck the girl for two years. "No thanks, you already killed one motherfuckah with that pussy!"

--Richard Pryor
FRITO BANDITO
03-02-2006, 01:55 PM
Defending my Fritos.
tlongII
03-02-2006, 01:59 PM
Happy.
Old School Chic
03-02-2006, 02:17 PM
In my sleep :sleep
Silver21_Black20
03-02-2006, 02:22 PM
...old & happy.

I like this response :tu
Samr
03-02-2006, 06:39 PM
From Lance Armstrong's book....

"I want to die at a hundred years old with an American flag on my back and the star of Texas on my helmet, after screaming down an Alpine decent on a bicycle at 75 mph. I want to cross one last finish line as my stud wife and my ten children applaud, and then I want to lie down in a field of those famous French sunflowers and gracefully expire."

I want to die fast. Car crashes are cliche, and falling out of an airplane without a chute is overplayed. I want to die on my bike, in a head-on collision with a concrete wall. I want to die of a heart attack after completing the Death Valley Marathon. I want to die simultaneously from a severed spinal cord and gunshot wound to the head as I tackle a gun-weilding robber to the ground. But damnit if Lance didn't put it best.

Or, if all else fails, I want to die from sex. I want to die because my Pride and Joy went into overdrive, draining all the blood from the rest of my body in an instant.

Death in your sleep is for pussies. I want the last thing I do to be cool.
Marklar MM
03-02-2006, 07:00 PM
How do I want to die?

Painfully: Eaten by a shark or mauled by a Tiger/Lion/Bear.
Pain Free: Just sit back at the lake and reflect on life, fish, drink.
Phonzie20
03-02-2006, 07:05 PM
With Teh Eva
batman2883
03-02-2006, 07:07 PM
with shakria riding my dick and jessica alba sitting on my face
Ed Helicopter Jones
03-02-2006, 07:36 PM
. . .with my boots on.
spurs=bling
03-02-2006, 09:01 PM
happy
Peter
03-02-2006, 09:03 PM
Quick.

Though...


If I have to die, and I imagine I do, I want to die like my father. My father died fucking. He was 57 . . . and the woman was 18. He came and went at the same time. Didn't nobody cry at his funeral neither. Everybody just said "Lucky motherfuckah." And nobody else would fuck the girl for two years. "No thanks, you already killed one motherfuckah with that pussy!"

--Richard Pryor

...that wouldn't be bad.
sa_butta
03-02-2006, 09:03 PM
quickly and painlessly.
sa_butta
03-02-2006, 09:05 PM
with shakria riding my dick and jessica alba sitting on my faceI wouldnt want to die will that was happening, I think I would want to live longer.
The sone
03-02-2006, 10:19 PM
as a hero...






im still waiting for my chance.
The sone
03-02-2006, 10:21 PM
with shakria riding my dick and jessica alba sitting on my face
:lmao :lmao



we have a winner!! but trade shakira for cher...im sure a woman of those years knows some tricks!
helwardman
03-03-2006, 06:33 PM
I don't care as long as I'm doing something fun. I do not want to die in my sleep. I just want my last few seconds on earth to be thrilling and I want to die laughing out loud.

They said the astronauts on the Challenger knew they were going to die and people think they must have been horrified. I prefer to believe they went out thinking, "What a way to die!!!" That's would have been my final thought if I'd been there.

! Your final thought would have been COMPLETE fear and hopefully some thougths for your family.
ObiwanGinobili
03-03-2006, 06:34 PM
In my sleep.

Bingo.
preferably after a long night of sex.
then just go to sleep and not wake up.
:tu what a way to go.
CheapBastard
03-03-2006, 08:51 PM
broke
BigZak
03-03-2006, 09:03 PM
with a sense of accomplishment.
ChumpDumper
03-03-2006, 09:07 PM
"Quick and pointless, that's the death for me!"
Mr Furley
03-04-2006, 02:17 PM
:depressed
MaNuMaNiAc
03-04-2006, 02:51 PM
I want to die quietly and peacefully sleeping like my grandfather, and not like the screaming passengers in his cab :lmao!
1Parker1
03-05-2006, 01:00 AM
:lol Nah, nothing to do with friends... It's if I had to die in such a way, I want to see who killed me.


:lol I meant that as a joke...you ever hear the quote, "A true friend stabs you in the front?"
Samr
03-05-2006, 01:04 AM
I want to be actively involved in the first official investigation (taped, of course, for the viewing please of my surviving family) of what a nuke does to a human standing just outside the blast radius. And on that nuke I want it to say "How 'bout these apples!!"