I'm soooooooooooooooooo Lonely!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

:cry :cry :cry

I dropped Emo off at the airprt this morning. He'll be getting to japan at 5:30pm Sat. tokyo time (2:30am sat for us).

gotdamn this is sad. 4 weeks. this is a long time, and I am sad and lonely allready. :depressed

[pache100]

http://i2.tinypic.com/qnobwx.gif

Wish I knew what to do or say to cheer you up.

[travis2]

Someone will volunteer in 5...4...3...2...1...

[ShoogarBear]

:eyebrows

http://www.unknowncheats.com/forum/images/smilies/daz.gif

http://www.unknowncheats.com/forum/images/smilies/alc.gif

http://www.unknowncheats.com/forum/images/smilies/git.gif

[KEDA]

: ahem

cough

look over here

cough

[Old School Chic]

Obi,

You are going to get so many PM's :lol from the guys on this forum

[ShoogarBear]

Not me. I've seen pictures of Emo.

Although I'm pretty sure I could outrun him.

[1Parker1]

:lol Awwww, if it's any consolation, you still have US Obi.

[samikeyp]

Obi.....were you at the game last night?

[Taco]

Cheer Up!!! :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

Obi.....were you at the game last night?
uhm. no.. but i did ghlance at it occasionally on the tv. I ekpt the TV on with the voilume on mute.
We were at the game on Monday.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol Awwww, if it's any consolation, you still have US Obi.

:spin Thank you!!!


LOL! NO PM"s please! Only short, built mexicans with mighty mouse tattoos named Emo need apply.

[samikeyp]

Oh sorry :(

There was a woman I saw on TV that looked alot like you.

[1Parker1]

Ooops double post.

[1Parker1]

Oh sorry :(

There was a woman I saw on TV that looked alot like you.

You sure it wasn't Julianne Moore you were seeing?

[ShoogarBear]

Oh sorry :(

There was a woman I saw on TV that looked alot like you.

Were you watching Boogie Nights or Hannibal?

[Old School Chic]

Were you watching Boogie Nights or Hannibal?

Probably Boogie Nights :lol

[jcrod]

Wow, he must of been offered a great postion with Toyota, congrats.

[samikeyp]

Were you watching Boogie Nights or Hannibal?
:angel













Boogie Nights.
:p

[ObiwanGinobili]

Wow, he must of been offered a great postion with Toyota, congrats.

:tu thanks.
I just can't wait till all this travel is over with.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:angel



Boogie Nights.
:p


:wow Where i nthe world did you find a ladder tall enough to look thru my 3rd floor bedroom window??? :oops

[MoSpur]

Four weeks in Japan? Away from the wife and kids? Over in a country where no one knows you or anything about you? Emo has to take advantage of this. Japanese women are very.....

I mean don't worry Obi the four weeks will fly by.


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggg gggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt.

[samikeyp]

Where i nthe world did you find a ladder tall enough to look thru my 3rd floor bedroom window???

:angel :angel

[Slomo]

:wow Where i nthe world did you find a ladder tall enough to look thru my 3rd floor bedroom window??? :oopsYeah!

You would probably need to know somebody with easy access to a fire truck... http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiangel.gif

[ObiwanGinobili]

Four weeks in Japan? Away from the wife and kids? Over in a country where no one knows you or anything about you? Emo has to take advantage of this. Japanese women are very.....

I mean don't worry Obi the four weeks will fly by.


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggg gggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt.


:lmao
you obviously dont; know my husband... thats why it;s so funny.
If it were possible he would wrap his entire body in a super atomic condom just to pee in a public restroom.... and then he'd get the entire experiance wiped from his memory. :lol
sticking his penis in some strange ladie's poonani is like armageddon for him.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yeah!

You would probably need to know somebody with easy access to a fire truck... http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiangel.gif

Bastards ! :flipoff

:lol well obviously thats the last free show ya'll will be getting for 4 weeks.... :(

[MoSpur]

http://www.flashshop.biz/japangirl/helloangel2000pic2.jpg

[angel_luv]

Those girls are no Angels.

Be happy Obi! I'll pray for you and all of yours. :)

[Old School Chic]

My husband loves asian women :depressed

and I'm Mexican :lol

What's wrong with this picture....

[MoSpur]

Angel, are you Japanese?

[tlongII]

:wow Where i nthe world did you find a ladder tall enough to look thru my 3rd floor bedroom window??? :oops

Can I borrow that ladder? I heard I might see Julianne Moore.

[tlongII]

When you talk to Emo tell him to check out 7th Heaven. I'm assuming he's in Tokyo. Another good spot is The Cigar Bar near the Tokyo Tower.

[ObiwanGinobili]

When you talk to Emo tell him to check out 7th Heaven. I'm assuming he's in Tokyo. Another good spot is The Cigar Bar near the Tokyo Tower.

No he's in Toyota City. Near Nagoya.
And they are very strict about not letting gaijin into thier clubs... and some other "tips" from the company about staying away from people who drive BMW's & Mercedes or who have full body tattos.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Horry Agency"?

So Big Shot is a biter and a pimp?!?

[tlongII]

No he's in Toyota City. Near Nagoya.
And they are very strict about not letting gaijin into thier clubs... and some other "tips" from the company about staying away from people who drive BMW's & Mercedes or who have full body tattos.

Tokyo and virtually all Japanese cities are very safe. The Yakuza doesn't usually bother tourists.

[Mixability]

Those girls are no Angels.

Be happy Obi! I'll pray for you and all of yours. :)

Those girls might not be eye candy, but hopefully he doesn't meet this one though:

http://www.muchosucko.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/Women/girl.gif

:angel

[ObiwanGinobili]

Tokyo and virtually all Japanese cities are very safe. The Yakuza doesn't usually bother tourists.

yeah thats what i thought.
it sounded like BS form the presentation guy.. kinda like " see? we're hard too. word up" :lol

[Melmart1]

I have been to Japan and it is very safe and very honest. I couldnt believe they would have beer vending machines out in public, and you were on your honor to be 20 years old (the legal age at the time). I never saw a single kid or teenager buy from them... but you can bet your ass I did! :drunk

[desflood]

You've got it wrong, Obi... you're supposed to enjoy not having an extra-large child to pick up after. When my husband's gone I have about half as much laundry and dishes and twice as much bed.

[ObiwanGinobili]

You've got it wrong, Obi... you're supposed to enjoy not having an extra-large child to pick up after. When my husband's gone I have about half as much laundry and dishes and twice as much bed.

haha :lol

well sadly I will have twice as much bed.
But emo does his own laundry (he's picky) and he does a load of dishes every night after dinner (after the kids are in bed so I can have some time to just chill out). damn I'm blessed.
So I guess I'm actually going to have more to do around here.....

aha! I will be saving on :bling on grocerys!! that man eats enough to feed a small 3rd world country!
And I will not have to constantly rinse his facial hair out of the sink...

:tu thanks desflood! I think I've finally got my head in the right direction here!

[desflood]

Atta girl.

[Old School Chic]

haha :lol

well sadly I will have twice as much bed.
But emo does his own laundry (he's picky) and he does a load of dishes every night after dinner (after the kids are in bed so I can have some time to just chill out). damn I'm blessed.
So I guess I'm actually going to have more to do around here.....

aha! I will be saving on :bling on grocerys!! that man eats enough to feed a small 3rd world country!
And I will not have to constantly rinse his facial hair out of the sink...

:tu thanks desflood! I think I've finally got my head in the right direction here!

You miss him already, I can tell... :spin
Enjoy your time with the kiddos and when you least expect it, you will have him home again... and yes you will be rinsing facial hair out of the sink AGAIN

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah you're right :angel
and just to make me miss him even more he called from San Fransisco about an hour ago.... he was shaking hands with some bigwig and had to hang up. :(
UGH! now I can't wait till 5am tomarrow!!!

[tlongII]

I think I'm going to be sick.

:vomit

[Old School Chic]

I think I'm going to be sick.

:vomit


:rolleyes

[tlongII]

:rolleyes
:nope

[angel_luv]

Angel, are you Japanese?


Not full for sure. I am adopted though, so who knows?

[Mrs.Tlong]

I think I'm going to be sick.

:vomit

Do you want me to run to Rite-Aid and pick you up some Pepto?
I'll have to use the emergency cash though because I'm still waiting on my replacement Debit card and I can't write a check with out an opposable thumb.

[Old School Chic]

:nope

:spin

[1Parker1]

Awww, don't listen to MoSpurs Obi. He's probably a lonely guy 365 days of the year...

Besides, why the hell would Emo even want to look at other women?...I mean dang, your avatar pic and the black bar one speaks for itself :angel :lol

[MoSpur]

Awww, don't listen to MoSpurs Obi. He's probably a lonely guy 365 days of the year...

Besides, why the hell would Emo even want to look at other women?...I mean dang, your avatar pic and the black bar one speaks for itself :angel :lol
That would be 364 days a year.

[2Blonde]

:cry :cry :cry

I dropped Emo off at the airprt this morning. He'll be getting to japan at 5:30pm Sat. tokyo time (2:30am sat for us).

gotdamn this is sad. 4 weeks. this is a long time, and I am sad and lonely allready. :depressed

You need BOB to keep you from being lonely while he's gone. :lol

( Battery Operated Boyfriend )
http://www.thelovefactory.co.uk/shop/images/Floral%20dildo.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Big Shot Bob.

[2Blonde]

You all are pathetic. Grow up.

:rolleyes

I don't wanna grow up.. I'm a
http://www.mcfair.com/images/ToysRUs%20Logo.jpg.. Kid

[1Parker1]

You all are pathetic. Grow up.

What the hell are you talking about? What brought you to say that?

[SpursWoman]

What brought you to say that?


He must be feeling ironic today. :fro

[2Blonde]

Oh, he's just pissed off because here is the self proclaimed, King of Porn and he can't even get into a casino in Vegas. :lol

[1Parker1]

:lol

[SpursWoman]

Oh, he's just pissed off because here is the self proclaimed, King of Porn and he can't even get into a casino in Vegas. :lol


I was going to say....

"Grow up??!? Shit, at least I can buy a drink anywhere I want to, Junior!"


:lmao

[helwardman]

4 weeks is nothing.
I havent seen my gorgeous girlfriend since January......and unfortunately we wont be together til the end of April. THAT's tough.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I was going to say....

"Grow up??!? Shit, at least I can buy a drink anywhere I want to, Junior!"


:lmao

:lmao :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

4 weeks is nothing.
I havent seen my gorgeous girlfriend since January......and unfortunately we wont be together til the end of April. THAT's tough.

damn. :(
now that has gotta be hard. I feel for you man.
as a wonderfull friend just mentioned to me.... thin kof the reunion ya'll will have in April!! :eyebrows !!

[ObiwanGinobili]

You need BOB to keep you from being lonely while he's gone. :lol

( Battery Operated Boyfriend )
http://www.thelovefactory.co.uk/shop/images/Floral%20dildo.jpg

:tu
except mine has a bunny rabbit......:oops

[ObiwanGinobili]

Boo fuckin who....only 4 weeks without your husband. What would you do if he was shipped to Iraq?

a. that would never happen.
so sorry there's no woman in your life who would miss you after 4 weeks.



You make me sick.

b. :rolleyes then get out of this thread you diseased, porn star wannabe, volleyball playing, loser - or put me on ignore. either way :stfu :idiot because nobody gives a shit what you think.

[hussker]

a. that would never happen.
so sorry there's no woman in your life who would miss you after 4 weeks.




b. :rolleyes then get out of this thread you diseased, porn star wannabe, volleyball playing, loser - or put me on ignore. either way :stfu :idiot because nobody gives a shit what you think.


SCORE! (btw, wife suggests the Eroscillator)

[ObiwanGinobili]

SCORE! (btw, wife suggests the Eroscillator)

:lol
you know I've seen that before but didn't know if it was worth the :bling.....

[hussker]

:lol
you know I've seen that before but didn't know if it was worth the :bling.....


Wifey says it was best gift I ever bought her! (Bought in 2001 right before a LONG TDY from Japan to Phoenix/Montgomery/Memphis and a year remote in Korea) STILL GOING...no batteries needed

[TOP-CHERRY]

Why doesn't your wife post here?

[hussker]

Why doesn't your wife post here?


TRUST me...she is WAYYYYY TOO BUSY!

[TOP-CHERRY]

Does she have a PhD in psychology?

[hussker]

Does she have a PhD in psychology?


That is why we are here and why I ret from the military. HSe is getting her PhD in Child Psych at aTm, she is a school counselor and is concentrating on the School Psych arm of Child Psych. She goes to bed AFTER I do with her face buried in SPSS and wakes up with me to start all over again.

She is presenting a paper in SF in two weeks at the APA National Convention, so she is kinda busy! She got her Masters at UTSA

[SpursWoman]

I am the dildo queen.



Nope...I am the dildo queen. :spin :drunk

[TOP-CHERRY]

Cool.. I'm gonna try to get my masters in psychology at UTSA too.

[SpursWoman]

That is why we are here and why I ret from the military. HSe is getting her PhD in Child Psych at aTm, she is a school counselor and is concentrating on the School Psych arm of Child Psych. She goes to bed AFTER I do with her face buried in SPSS and wakes up with me to start all over again.

She is presenting a paper in SF in two weeks at the APA National Convention, so she is kinda busy! She got her Masters at UTSA


Wow! She sounds like an awesome lady! :)

[BigZak]

this fucking thread...:lol

dildos, war, mightymouse mexicans in asia...well done!!!

[TOP-CHERRY]

GIG seems somewhat disgruntled.

Maybe it's just me.

[SpursWoman]

:jack


Basically. :lol



Damn...what's the matter, GIG? You seem awfully angry this evening... :wtf

[ObiwanGinobili]

That is why we are here and why I ret from the military. HSe is getting her PhD in Child Psych at aTm, she is a school counselor and is concentrating on the School Psych arm of Child Psych. She goes to bed AFTER I do with her face buried in SPSS and wakes up with me to start all over again.

She is presenting a paper in SF in two weeks at the APA National Convention, so she is kinda busy! She got her Masters at UTSA

man! she's working hard hussker !! thats awesome

[hussker]

Cool.. I'm gonna try to get my masters in psychology at UTSA too.


They started a School Counseling PhD this yr at UTSA too.

[ObiwanGinobili]

GIG seems somewhat disgruntled.

Maybe it's just me.

he's just upset this thread isn't about him and his hoes, homemade porn, vegas trips, questionable STD status, volleyball prowess, hometown, etc etc etc.

it;s ok I'm sure he has some saving grace.

[BigZak]

That is why we are here and why I ret from the military. HSe is getting her PhD in Child Psych at aTm, she is a school counselor and is concentrating on the School Psych arm of Child Psych. She goes to bed AFTER I do with her face buried in SPSS and wakes up with me to start all over again.

She is presenting a paper in SF in two weeks at the APA National Convention, so she is kinda busy! She got her Masters at UTSA


very cool. what is SPSS? thanks!

[TOP-CHERRY]

They started a School Counseling PhD this yr at UTSA too.
How long did it take her to get her masters? 2 yrs?

[hussker]

man! she's working hard hussker !! thats awesome


that is why she does not post...she does Stamping and stuff, she got into it to use as therapy for kids, but she really likes it and does workshops and shows in SA once a month. It is usually an ALL WEEKEND AFFAIR! Last time, My daughter and I went to the GTG at Hooligan's while she was doing some parties in Schertz/Cibolo area. SHe has her OWN posting baoard. She thinks I am silly, so I just tell her right in her face every time she says that..


















Yes dear, you are right! If my Okaasan is happy, everyone is happy!

[hussker]

How long did it take her to get her masters? 2 yrs?

Yep...and she worked with SMILE program and Communities in Schools (CIS). We were mentoring kids all over SA. I had a 15 y/o at McCollum HS that I mentored. We actually emasiled while I was in Afghanistan! That was so cool!

That is where she started doing all her research.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Tell her she's my hero and I want to be like her when I grow up.

:)

[shmoop]

http://www.geocities.com/pukwangyo/elmo.jpg
my name is e'mo...

[hussker]

Tell her she's my hero and I want to be like her when I grow up.

:)


Thenyou will go to a place like College Station and everyone will look at you funny...like "You ain't frum har is ya gurl?"

[hussker]

very cool. what is SPSS? thanks!


A Data analysis program that does a lot of predictive analysis and analytics, syntax organization, etc...Data Mining...Fortunately no worry about being trapped underground with high CO levels!

It is the shiznit of mathematical application geekdom

[1Parker1]

GIG seems somewhat disgruntled..

It's probably just that time of the month....:angel

[Horry For 3!]

Damn, this thread is pretty long

[Old School Chic]

Damn, this thread is pretty long

The next Quattro

[travis2]

A Data analysis program that does a lot of predictive analysis and analytics, syntax organization, etc...Data Mining...Fortunately no worry about being trapped underground with high CO levels!

It is the shiznit of mathematical application geekdom

Sorry, dude...SPSS is the grenade of mathematical application geekdom. MATLAB is da bomb. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

:wtf

Just to totally geek this thread out: comparing SPSS to MATLAB is like comparing a broom to a fishhook.

SPSS is for doing sophisticated statistical analysis. You can't do A-to-D I/O with SPSS.

MATLAB is for doing sophisticated numerical manipulations. You can't do Kaplan-Meier analysis with MATLAB (well, maybe you could, but it would make your eyeballs bleed).

[pache100]

:rolleyes then get out of this thread you diseased, porn star wannabe, volleyball playing, loser - or put me on ignore. either way :stfu :idiot because nobody gives a shit what you think.

Put HIM on ignore; my life has been soooo much easier and less stressful since I put him (and a couple others) on ignore. The only way I ever see anything they say is if someone else quotes them. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

So Emo's been gone 2 days and already all hell has broken loose.
how in the heck did that happen?

I had to replace the battery on Saterday and was thus stuck in a parking lot or at Autozone allday.
then sunday the battery which wasn't properly installed, disconnected at Popeyes in the drive thru. & I diin;t know that was what had happened. I thought the battery had died again.
and I will admit to standing in the parking lot next to my dead car blockign the drive thru crying & blubbering with a screaming 4 month old and a screaming 2 year old.


it was just a moment of throwing my hands up and giving in. I'm a big girl enough to admit when i completley breakdown and loose it in public.


everythigns ok now and I got the biggest strongest person I could find to reattach my battery and tighten it like noone's buisness.
I think she was a lesbian but thats not a question you ask a helpful stranger. just a passing thought.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Put HIM on ignore; my life has been soooo much easier and less stressful since I put him (and a couple others) on ignore. The only way I ever see anything they say is if someone else quotes them. :lol

oh he's there now. :lol
I wonder how long the GiG on ignore list is?

[Mixability]

oh he's there now. :lol
I wonder how long the GiG on ignore list is?

:tu, I want to know that too!

[travis2]

:wtf

Just to totally geek this thread out: comparing SPSS to MATLAB is like comparing a broom to a fishhook.

SPSS is for doing sophisticated statistical analysis. You can't do A-to-D I/O with SPSS.

MATLAB is for doing sophisticated numerical manipulations. You can't do Kaplan-Meier analysis with MATLAB (well, maybe you could, but it would make your eyeballs bleed).

*throwing down gauntlet*

Well, it would most likely depend on which toolboxes you have installed. Such as the Statistics Toolbox.

http://www.mathworks.com/access/helpdesk/help/toolbox/stats/ecdf.html

:D

[Mixability]

*throwing down gauntlet*

Well, it would most likely depend on which toolboxes you have installed. Such as the Statistics Toolbox.

http://www.mathworks.com/access/helpdesk/help/toolbox/stats/ecdf.html

:D

The ladies were talking about vibes, personal pleasure, etc. And you turn the thread in THIS direction!?! :pctoss

:lol

[Horry For 3!]

The next Quattro
There will never be another Quattro.

[SpursWoman]

Thank God. :fro

[ShoogarBear]

*throwing down gauntlet*

Well, it would most likely depend on which toolboxes you have installed. Such as the Statistics Toolbox.

http://www.mathworks.com/access/helpdesk/help/toolbox/stats/ecdf.html

:D

I got your toolbox right *here*.

I use the Statistics Toolbox. And maybe if I programmed my ass off for the next 6 months straight, I can come up with something a tenth as slick as SPSS's prepackeged programs for surivival analysis and logistic regression. And then I'd still have to try to match the graphics packages.

For signal analysis type of stats, MATLAB wins. But not for life sciences/biological/social science statistics.

[ShoogarBear]

The ladies were talking about vibes, personal pleasure, etc. And you turn the thread in THIS direction!?! :pctoss

:lol

Are you kidding? SpursWoman is going to be all over our toolbox discussion.

[ShoogarBear]

everythigns ok now and I got the biggest strongest person I could find to reattach my battery and tighten it like noone's buisness.

:jack



I think she was a lesbian

:jack :jack :jack

[travis2]

I got your toolbox right *here*.

I use the Statistics Toolbox. And maybe if I programmed my ass off for the next 6 months straight, I can come up with something a tenth as slick as SPSS's prepackeged programs for surivival analysis and logistic regression. Adn then I'd still have to try to match the graphics packages.

For signal analysis type of stats, MATLAB wins. But not for life sciences/biological/social science statistics.

Well, I will give you that MATLAB graphics are actually too customizable for their own good. There have been plenty times where I just wanted a reasonably simple packaged routine to plot 3 or 4 different items (in a "Wizard" format) and I had to go and write the damn thing myself...

[travis2]

Are you kidding? SpursWoman is going to be all over our toolbox discussion.

Damn straight! SW loves toolboxes! :lol

[SpursWoman]

My toolbox was violated not too long ago. :( :lol

[travis2]

Did you catch the perp?

[SpursWoman]

Oh, there was no question of the perp's identity. :wow :lmao

[Melmart1]

Ok, when Obi was talking about her battery, she didn't say 'car battery' at first... so I thought she was talking about the batteries for her aforementioned bunny vibe.

Then when she said she was at the drive-thru when it went out, I was like "oh, shit! She really does miss her husband!!! Isn't that a possible traffic hazard using it in the car!?"... then it snapped that she meant car battery. I guess I was the only one....

[ObiwanGinobili]

Ok, when Obi was talking about her battery, she didn't say 'car battery' at first... so I thought she was talking about the batteries for her aforementioned bunny vibe.

Then when she said she was at the drive-thru when it went out, I was like "oh, shit! She really does miss her husband!!! Isn't that a possible traffic hazard using it in the car!?"... then it snapped that she meant car battery. I guess I was the only one....


:lmao :lmao
I must admit tho that the drive thru window guy was hott, if a bit young :p
but the lesbo, manly as she was, did nothing for me.

BTW - Duracell AA"s are on sale at CVS this week for 2.29... and I had some .75cent off coupons :smokin I'm stocked.














for now.

[Melmart1]

Just be careful- overuse of a vibrator supposedly desensitizes you... not sure if that's true or just men saying that because of insecurity, but I have read that before.

[Mixability]

Just be careful- overuse of a vibrator supposedly desensitizes you... not sure if that's true or just men saying that because of insecurity, but I have read that before.

I'm sure his equipment won't be working fully for a while either Obi, :angel


http://www.flashshop.biz/japangirl/helloangel2000pic2.jpg

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Just be careful- overuse of a vibrator supposedly desensitizes you... not sure if that's true or just men saying that because of insecurity, but I have read that before.

But as far as you know, it's fiction?

[Melmart1]

But as far as you know, it's fiction?

:angel

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, you must have to use that sucker 25 hours a day to get desensitized! :cooldevil

[Melmart1]

:flipoff









:D

[travis2]

BTW - Duracell AA"s are on sale at CVS this week for 2.29... and I had some .75cent off coupons :smokin I'm stocked.


Stocked...or stoked? :D

[SpursWoman]

Just be careful- overuse of a vibrator supposedly desensitizes you... not sure if that's true or just men saying that because of insecurity, but I have read that before.


Not true at all. :drunk

[ObiwanGinobili]

Not true at all. :drunk

:tu good to know!