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Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:18 AM
...for the most retarded reasons ever.

Now I'm here, to share my abundance in knowledge with my fellow spurs fans. While I may throw in a few f'bombs please understand it is for your own good and more importantly I'm probably just kidding.



That said, somebody want to point out the fine broads on this site? :hat

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 03:19 AM
What did you get banned for exactly?

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:22 AM
What did you get banned for exactly?

Well...

On www.cowboys-forum.com I got banned because a mod called me a sissy, I replied calling him an idiot. He warned me, I questioned it...he banned me for 7 days. I refuse to post on a site with such retarded Mods.

On www.spursreport.com I don't even remember. It was a while back, I think I posted something in the wrong section. That bitch ladyspur banned me because I questioned her...and posted it in the RIGHT section after that. I think she likes little girls.




Oh, btw...please don't ban me. :king

mavsfan1000
03-08-2006, 03:22 AM
Banworthy? :lol I think so.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:23 AM
probably for being a neo-conservative tahoe driving douchebag

Hate to disspoint you...

But I'm brown and drive a Camry.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:23 AM
Ban him. :lol He says f bombs. It is fuck.

I f'bomb you. :elephant

atlfan25
03-08-2006, 03:24 AM
What The Crazy Is This Happy Horse Shit??

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:25 AM
What The Crazy Is This Happy Horse Shit??


:princess

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:26 AM
i think this one's going to turn out to be just another gutterpunk.

^ I think he likes me.

timvp
03-08-2006, 03:27 AM
If you manage to get banned from here, I'll give you props.

Biotch.

:smokin

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:28 AM
If you manage to get banned from here, I'll give you props.

Biotch.

:smokin

Will I have to resort to posting pics of my titties?

Melmart1
03-08-2006, 03:29 AM
I smell a troll...

atlfan25
03-08-2006, 03:29 AM
Will I have to resort to posting pics of my titties?
does that mean you are a lesbian, or bigzak?

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:29 AM
I smell a troll...

That's not nice.

I'll put on deodorant tommorrow, promise.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:30 AM
does that mean you are a lesbian, or bigzak?

It means I like titties. I also have a big cawk.

Unfortunately, my fondness of Nutella has increased my tittay-size, though. =(

timvp
03-08-2006, 03:31 AM
11 posts in 15 minutes.
44 posts an hour.
1056 posts a day.
385,440 posts a year.

Oh hell naw

timvp
03-08-2006, 03:32 AM
increased my tittay-size, though. =(

Sounds like he's from San Antonio.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:32 AM
11 posts in 15 minutes.
44 posts an hour.
1056 posts a day.
385,440 posts a year.

Oh hell naw


:hat


Get used to me, baby.

I'll be around for a while.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:33 AM
Sounds like he's from San Antonio.

Heh, you're from spursreport...aren't you?

You remember a user from a while back named "Northeastsida63"?

timvp
03-08-2006, 03:34 AM
You remember a user from a while back named "Northeastsida63"?

Oh hell no you are that guy who stole my snoop dogg avatar back in 2002. :flipoff

Melmart1
03-08-2006, 03:34 AM
[QUOTE=Please_dont_ban_me]Heh, you're from spursreport...aren't you?
QUOTE]
:lmao
Seriously, you should warn someone when you say something that funny

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:35 AM
Oh hell no you are that guy who stole my snoop dogg avatar back in 2002. :flipoff

Hahahahahahaha my nigga!




For the record, I did not steal...I borrowed, you abondoned, I claimed. :fro

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:36 AM
Heh, you're from spursreport...aren't you?

:lmao
Seriously, you should warn someone when you say something that funny

I know, I'm hilarious.

Maybe you should try quoting properly, k? k.

mavsfan1000
03-08-2006, 03:37 AM
:lmao

timvp
03-08-2006, 03:37 AM
Damn I'm still pissed off. I might have to ban yo azz fo shizzle my whizzle.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:38 AM
Damn I'm still pissed off. I might have to ban yo azz fo shizzle my whizzle.

=/


Don't play.

This is my last resort, I swear. Next time I'm banned I'm just making own fucking vBulletin boar. =(

Melmart1
03-08-2006, 03:39 AM
I know, I'm hilarious.

Maybe you should try quoting properly, k? k.

Maybe you shouldn't try to be funny on purpose.

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 03:39 AM
I'm the only one who can ban you for life.

So be good and don't steal my huband Nick Van Exel avatar and you should be fine.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:39 AM
I still got no direction on which e-broads to focus my e-macking skills towards.

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 03:40 AM
I still got no direction on which e-broads to focus my e-macking skills towards.


The single chicks are in bed right now. Wait til the morning and I'm sure they'll be hitting up up :lmao

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:40 AM
Maybe you shouldn't try to be funny on purpose.


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhahaahahahahahhahahahaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa

timvp
03-08-2006, 03:40 AM
That was the coolest avatar ever and your azz stole it. Actually, I think that was closer to like 2000 when it happened.

Got damn.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:41 AM
I'm the only one who can ban you for life.

So be good and don't steal my huband Nick Van Exel avatar and you should be fine.

Kori...

As in, Kori Duncan? Wait I think that was it.





As for you banning me, I won't be naughty. Unless you ask me to be. ; )

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 03:41 AM
That was the coolest avatar ever and your azz stole it. Actually, I think that was closer to like 2000 when it happened.

Got damn.

It was in 2001 because I knew you but we weren't together yet.

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 03:41 AM
Kori...

As in, Kori Duncan? Wait I think that was it.





As for you banning me, I won't be naughty. Unless you ask me to be. ; )

Yes, as in Kori Duncan. But I'm married to timvp now (since 2002) so I'm Ellis.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:42 AM
The single chicks are in bed right now. Wait til the morning and I'm sure they'll be hitting up up :lmao

Quick question, what's bannable? Obviously nudity in sigs isn't a problem. Neither is cussing.

I like the setup on here...seems very chill. I'm going to load up my pic in my sig right now. :D

timvp
03-08-2006, 03:43 AM
Quick question, what's bannable? Obviously nudity in sigs isn't a problem. Neither is cussing.

I like the setup on here...seems very chill. I'm going to load up my pic in my sig right now. :D

Stealing avatars is the only bannable offense.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:43 AM
That was the coolest avatar ever and your azz stole it. Actually, I think that was closer to like 2000 when it happened.

Got damn.

Nope, summer of 02 my negro.

I remember because I was at UT freshman year first semester. I spent many an hour on that fucking site, than forgot my password. I tried to go back after a while, and that bitch banned me.




Anyways, I'm not bitter. Really.

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 03:43 AM
Quick question, what's bannable? Obviously nudity in sigs isn't a problem. Neither is cussing.

I like the setup on here...seems very chill. I'm going to load up my pic in my sig right now. :D

Well all nudity isn't really okay. But those ass pictures aren't that bad.

You can cuss but I don't really like cussing in the subject lines.

There's not a lot of rules and I'll tell you if you break them. timvp and I own/run this site.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:44 AM
Yes, as in Kori Duncan. But I'm married to timvp now (since 2002) so I'm Ellis.

Nice, congrats.

You guys on 2 different laptops, or like one's on IE and other's on Mozilla? :D

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:45 AM
Who owns this site?


Sorry for all the questions, I'm amazed I haven't been banned yet. I like this site.

I swear, I'm not a troll. Just pissed at the cowboys forum and spursreport people.

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 03:45 AM
Nice, congrats.

You guys on 2 different laptops, or like one's on IE and other's on Mozilla? :D

We have four computers in the house.

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 03:45 AM
Who owns this site?


Sorry for all the questions, I'm amazed I haven't been banned yet. I like this site.

I swear, I'm not a troll. Just pissed at the cowboys forum and spursreport people.

timvp and I own it.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:46 AM
Stealing avatars is the only bannable offense.

=(


Fine.

I can live with that.

timvp
03-08-2006, 03:46 AM
Can't believe this mang shows up after all this time after he done stole mah avatah...

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:47 AM
Well all nudity isn't really okay. But those ass pictures aren't that bad.

You can cuss but I don't really like cussing in the subject lines.

There's not a lot of rules and I'll tell you if you break them. timvp and I own/run this site.

Nice, nice.


Well people can always disable img's while they're at work/school. Great, now that that's settled...I need to work on getting me some e-poonani.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:51 AM
We have four computers in the house.

I bet the traffic on here is good. If people are replying to me random bullshit right now...just imagine how many will reply to my daytime blabbler. =)



Oh the possibilities, yayyyyy.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 03:52 AM
Can't believe this mang shows up after all this time after he done stole mah avatah...

Listen, guy...

Snoop is MINE. :king

polandprzem
03-08-2006, 04:02 AM
Hey he you don't heve to be ashamed being a troll.
Accualy they have got their own section
http://spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=21

Welcome to the best spurs site on the Earth :smokin

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-08-2006, 04:04 AM
I bet the traffic on here is good. If people are replying to me random bullshit right now...just imagine how many will reply to my daytime blabbler. =)

Oh the possibilities, yayyyyy.

Eh, we're pretty much all up at one time or another...

Oh, and for those of us who weren't around, what's this famous avatar that TimVP's jonesing over?

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 04:04 AM
Hey he you don't heve to be ashamed being a troll.
Accualy they have got their own section
http://spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=21

Welcome to the best spurs site on the Earth :smokin

Lick me.

timvp
03-08-2006, 04:05 AM
Eh, we're pretty much all up at one time or another...

Oh, and for those of us who weren't around, what's this famous avatar that TimVP's jonesing over?

I need to find it.

It was legendary.

polandprzem
03-08-2006, 04:05 AM
Lick me.

No thanks

I've got better things to do :rolleyes

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 04:05 AM
Eh, we're pretty much all up at one time or another...

Oh, and for those of us who weren't around, what's this famous avatar that TimVP's jonesing over?

It was a pic of Snoop Dogg.

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-08-2006, 04:23 AM
It was a pic of Snoop Dogg.

I figured that out...

I want visual evidence.

polandprzem
03-08-2006, 04:24 AM
Hey - you were banned because you names somebody an idiot?

Somehow I do not belive you http://forum.e-basket.pl/emoticons/smart.gif

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 04:31 AM
Hey - you were banned because you names somebody an idiot?

Somehow I do not belive you http://forum.e-basket.pl/emoticons/smart.gif

LoL

Sign on www.cowboys-forum.com and go to the 'offtopic' section. Look at the recent posts by "dirty_souf187". Yah, yah...gay name. But they made me change it, it was "negro_please63" at first. Apparently that was too riskay for them.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 04:31 AM
I figured that out...

I want visual evidence.

It's been 5 years, dude.

You think I saved the pic?

polandprzem
03-08-2006, 04:45 AM
LoL

Sign on www.cowboys-forum.com and go to the 'offtopic' section. Look at the recent posts by "dirty_souf187". Yah, yah...gay name. But they made me change it, it was "negro_please63" at first. Apparently that was too riskay for them.
hehe

:drunk

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 05:03 AM
Oh hell no you are that guy who stole my snoop dogg avatar back in 2002. :flipoffDamn, I bet you remember everyone who stole your lunch money or stepped on your new Reeboks in third grade.

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 05:06 AM
I still got no direction on which e-broads to focus my e-macking skills towards.There is a sweet young thing goes by the name mouse that everyone's been trying to pull up. I hear she puts out occasionally.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 05:08 AM
There is a sweet young thing goes by the name mouse that everyone's been trying to pull up. I hear she puts out occasionally.

That slut is still around?

Oh how I'd like to spank him, again.

TheTruth
03-08-2006, 06:39 AM
Who the fuck is this guy? Whats his story? Why is he here? Whats the situation? I don't like him. Ban him.

SpursWoman
03-08-2006, 07:09 AM
Oh hell no you are that guy who stole my snoop dogg avatar back in 2002. :flipoff


Oh, shit! :lmao :lmao :lmao



Sup? :drunk

KEDA
03-08-2006, 07:30 AM
My e-feathers are already ruffled due to this avatar stealing joker!

polish up the good ol' ban stick, and get ready to use it!

JUST KIDDING, welcome to the forum, brah!!

and FYI the only cool people on this website have myspace accounts, so go ahead and make one of those.

The sone
03-08-2006, 07:37 AM
welcome to the forum, brah!!




http://www.fergusonv.com/there/images/bra_black/bra_black_main.jpg


brah???

polandprzem
03-08-2006, 08:18 AM
:lmao

spurschick
03-08-2006, 08:26 AM
Welcome... I think... :lol

Faccia di Angelo
03-08-2006, 08:38 AM
haha, I like this guy already.
Welcome.


There is a sweet young thing goes by the name mouse that everyone's been trying to pull up. I hear she puts out occasionally.
:lol

SpursWoman
03-08-2006, 08:50 AM
However long it's been ... it's been since Marcus Bryant had his pimp palace forum going on. I miss that place... :depressed

:hat :lol

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 08:51 AM
Well...

On www.cowboys-forum.com I got banned because a mod called me a sissy, I replied calling him an idiot. He warned me, I questioned it...he banned me for 7 days. I refuse to post on a site with such retarded Mods.

On www.spursreport.com I don't even remember. It was a while back, I think I posted something in the wrong section. That bitch ladyspur banned me because I questioned her...and posted it in the RIGHT section after that. I think she likes little girls.




Oh, btw...please don't ban me. :king


Soundsa like your gonna fit in perfect at ST! :tu

Welcome!

CAGE
03-08-2006, 09:42 AM
Will I have to resort to posting pics of my titties?

Check out
Official Hot Chick Pics Thread

polandprzem
03-08-2006, 10:40 AM
Check out
Official Hot Chick Pics Thread

I post a picks of hot Chicks and Kori or LJ delated them :(

I didn't knew you can't post titts :depressed


America is not a free country :pctoss

frequency
03-08-2006, 10:49 AM
ban

Old School Chic
03-08-2006, 12:33 PM
Welcome to the best Spurs forum in SA :elephant

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-08-2006, 12:34 PM
Welcome to the best Spurs forum in the world:elephant

There, fixed it for you. :lol

batman2883
03-08-2006, 12:41 PM
ha ha ha ha ha man how was st your last resort this place was my first resort and i havent been able to leave yet.....this fucking forum is the fucking shit...oh by the way my name is batman, and i am the club

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 12:45 PM
batty if you are the club then how come your picture isn't in the club banner? did you piss Slomo off ?

batman2883
03-08-2006, 12:46 PM
yeah remember who is the number one person i hate the most out of the spurs Obi??? Rasho.......where is Slomo from??

Old School Chic
03-08-2006, 12:47 PM
There, fixed it for you. :lol

:tu :D

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 12:48 PM
yeah remember who is the number one person i hate the most out of the spurs Obi??? Rasho.......where is Slomo from??

hahahahahahah hah HA!!
fucking sig worthy.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 12:53 PM
However long it's been ... it's been since Marcus Bryant had his pimp palace forum going on. I miss that place... :depressed

:hat :lol

Wow, I remember that.

I will be forever greatful to the pimp palace for providing me with the passwords to the best adulst video site ever. www.cafeflesh.com (which has since changed names)

batman2883
03-08-2006, 12:54 PM
But myself and Slomo hung out and had a great time at hooligans and kori's place when he came down, even drank some of his moonshine

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 12:55 PM
Soundsa like your gonna fit in perfect at ST! :tu

Welcome!

Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinooooooobilli.


Sorry, just felt the need to let that out.

batman2883
03-08-2006, 12:55 PM
Why is batman so great you might ask, well batman knows all and see's all plus batman is the biggest pimp to walk this freaking stage...

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-08-2006, 12:56 PM
But myself and Slomo hung out and had a great time at hooligans and kori's place when he came down, even drank some of his moonshine

Damn, that night was nuts.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 12:57 PM
Why is batman so great you might ask, well batman knows all and see's all plus batman is the biggest pimp to walk this freaking stage...

Well, then.

Could Batman be so kind as to direct me a cute little hottie I can e-fornicate with?

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 12:58 PM
But myself and Slomo hung out and had a great time at hooligans and kori's place when he came down, even drank some of his moonshine

Hooligans, eh?

That's over off I-10 right, used to be called...something rather. I've heard good things about that place.

batman2883
03-08-2006, 12:59 PM
Damn, that night was nuts.
Hell yeah, watching the spurs beat the heat, eating some fucking hot as shit hot wings, watching Bigzak order milk from the bar, drinking slovenian moonshine, downing a shit load of beer, and playing poker till late.....what more can one ask for..........oh and kori cooking up the grub...damn good times fellas good times

batman2883
03-08-2006, 01:00 PM
Well, then.

Could Batman be so kind as to direct me a cute little hottie I can e-fornicate with?
Batman thinks if he had to do it himself, so should everyone else wanting to do the same.......but i can let you read my book......how not to be slippin on your pimpin....by Batman

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 01:00 PM
But myself and Slomo hung out and had a great time at hooligans and kori's place when he came down, even drank some of his moonshine

that slovinian pear brandy?
man I keep hearing stories about that stuff. :lol

really.. oyu need ot make some kind of I <3 Rasho thread so that Slomo will add you to the banner.
maybe with a t-shirt that says "I'm not mexican"

batman2883
03-08-2006, 01:01 PM
Hooligans, eh?

That's over off I-10 right, used to be called...something rather. I've heard good things about that place.
It use to be Dukes Roadhouse

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 01:01 PM
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinooooooobilli.


Sorry, just felt the need to let that out.


cool.
instantly i think of Sir Charles

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 01:01 PM
Batman thinks if he had to do it himself, so should everyone else wanting to do the same.......but i can let you read my book......how not to be slippin on your pimpin....by Batman

Batman, your face looks a little distorted.

You been taking those super-batty-strength pills again?

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-08-2006, 01:02 PM
Hell yeah, watching the spurs beat the heat, eating some fucking hot as shit hot wings, watching Bigzak order milk from the bar, drinking slovenian moonshine, downing a shit load of beer, and playing poker till late.....what more can one ask for..........oh and kori cooking up the grub...damn good times fellas good times

"Rasho's blowing him!"

"What the hell is a Cincinnati Bowtie?"

batman2883
03-08-2006, 01:02 PM
that slovinian pear brandy?
man I keep hearing stories about that stuff. :lol

really.. oyu need ot make some kind of I <3 Rasho thread so that Slomo will add you to the banner.
maybe with a t-shirt that says "I'm not mexican"
I've made plenty of I> than rasho threads though, and its funny cause i was threatened for my life by the Slovenian mafia......i would always go into their Slovenian national team thread and clown on rasho non stop........

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 01:03 PM
cool.
instantly i think of Sir Charles

I'm taking wages...

The odds that I will post a pic of my nipple before the night is over! :fro

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 01:04 PM
I'm taking wages...

The odds that I will post a pic of my nipple before the night is over! :fro

I'm not sure nipplage is allowed.
but I'm a master at black bar skills, I can hook you up. :lol

SpursWoman
03-08-2006, 01:04 PM
ha ha ha ha ha man how was st your last resort this place was my first resort and i havent been able to leave yet.....this fucking forum is the fucking shit...oh by the way my name is batman, and i am the club


So if you are the club ...





RE: Formal Introduction

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Revolutionaries,

Thank you for joining us. I realize that it takes some gumption to go against the inherent power so your presence is appreciated. As time passes, more people will see through the mirage and will find this oasis of smart basketball talk. We will have no gimmicks or make believe. There will be no power struggles or jealousy. Just good conversation.

Our goal is to provide a safe haven for Spurs fans and NBA fans alike. I’m confident that this place will grow and become one of the better basketball resources available. We realize that the key to any community is the people involved. So if there is anything you want changed or an idea that you have, let us know and it will be addressed.

I’d like to take this moment to thank some of our founding fathers (and mothers).

alamo50 – Holland representation.
bigsleepydragon - Magic fan but coo’.
clevesteamer - Master of his own dominion but hopefully he hangs out here too.
cosmiccowboyxxx - Knowledgeable and funny.
edhelicopterjones – Funny mofo who wasn’t scared to take the jump.
joechalupa - Solid contributor.
kohai - A haiku is best served cold.
koriduncan - Princess
koriellis - Princess
marcusbryant – Thanks for coming over, mang.
Mickeyonfox – Mouse has your back.
Misstonyaparker – Ol’ school good poster.
nbadan - You welcome us to your NBA knowledge.
Nzspurs – Graffix Extraordinaire
Patrickdavis – Will post more once I make him not scared.
pseudofan - Can’t believe you called out you know who that one time.
Queensophie – A former lurker to post more?
rabel13 – Rabel brings it.
rickvonbraun - smarts to go along with braun
rubyridge - Ol’ school. Stay around.
samuraijane – She’s still Jenny from the block.
sarapet - Cool peep who should post more often.
savoryjohnson - Nice to visit our dominion on a regular basis.
sequspur - how many times have you been banned?
smackdaddy11 - bringing the smack.
sportcamper1 - laker fan? We’ll convert you
spurster - always a favorite.
spurswoman – the club is hers
travis2 - cool founding father
zombie68 - breaking the PMSA barrier
admiral - GW Jr. needs to post. (and bring over pops)
aku - bless you
betsy - no place like new york
ciamode - hi pop
crazyone - you’d never guess his profession
disciple - stay, stat man
elfuego - your on fire
freak - spaztik poster
noel - ^^^^and he’s still trying to be next to you ^^^^
pooh – cool pacers fan
texbound - a hard hitter for sure
wizardguy – MJ?

WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR

GhostWriter – get in here
f7 – where you be at?
AHF – ciamode needs to speak with you
and many more ...





Thank you and enjoy your stay.


Does that mean you're mine? :lol :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-08-2006, 01:05 PM
I'm taking wages...

The odds that I will post a pic of my nipple before the night is over! :fro

Sadly, you wouldn't be the first guy to do that here.

Sadly, the female contingent hasn't been as forthcoming. :lol

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 01:06 PM
So if you are the club ...





Does that mean you're mine? :lol :lol


:lmao


OWNED

batman2883
03-08-2006, 01:07 PM
wow SW you pulled that one out of the past...lol i suppose i could be the part of the club that says...hell no...but maybe it would be nice to belong to someone for a change.....

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 01:07 PM
I'm not sure nipplage is allowed.
but I'm a master at black bar skills, I can hook you up. :lol

W3rd?

You are my friend. Try to keep the black to a minimal, though. I want my cleavage on display.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 01:08 PM
Sadly, you wouldn't be the first guy to do that here.

Sadly, the female contingent hasn't been as forthcoming. :lol

I'm disgusted.

So much for the men being takes. You women need to give! (off forums, if necessary)

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 01:09 PM
W3rd?

You are my friend. Try to keep the black to a minimal, though. I want my cleavage on display.

no prob dude :tu
I specialize in all sizes and shapes.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 01:10 PM
no prob dude :tu
I specialize in all sizes and shapes.

Do you prefer the big ones, though?

batman2883
03-08-2006, 01:10 PM
Obi im still awaiting the invitation on my Clam Chowda damn it

SpursWoman
03-08-2006, 01:11 PM
I don't know what made me think of that ... maybe it was Please Don't Ban Me knocking out the cobwebs in my memory. :makeout :lol

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 01:13 PM
Obi im still awaiting the invitation on my Clam Chowda damn it

hahaahah ah ha!

maybe next week. I'm haivng my bro & sis u pfor spring break and I'm thinking of making somethign special.

If I make some I'll bring a tupperware to the GTG and you can chow down o nthe chowder inteh parking lot. get drunk on it's creamy chowdery clam goodness.

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 01:14 PM
What's this about a get together...

Are newbs welcome? =)

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 01:15 PM
Do you prefer the big ones, though?

big black bars?
no really. depends on the pic.

for instance....
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/other%20crap/bb2.jpg
this probably needs a bigger bar... like covering the whole area... biut then you wouldn't know what it was trying to cover.

not my best work but an example.
i'm still semi proud of it tho.. i mean..just look! at the barness and blackness of it! :smokin

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 01:16 PM
What's this about a get together...

Are newbs welcome? =)
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35542

batman2883
03-08-2006, 01:17 PM
I dont think rookies are welcome to the gtg's.......at least without doing karoake and bringing 2 12 packs of corona

batman2883
03-08-2006, 01:18 PM
Wait obi i wont be here for that GTG Batman will be partying it up in Padre for Spring Break

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 01:27 PM
well who gets your chowder?

polandprzem
03-08-2006, 01:30 PM
Nice chat in here

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 01:55 PM
I hope you guys know there's no "r" in chowda.

Old School Chic
03-08-2006, 01:58 PM
Wait obi i wont be here for that GTG Batman will be partying it up in Padre for Spring Break

Gee, Batty.

I was so excited about meeting the pimp of this forum :king

batman2883
03-08-2006, 02:09 PM
I hope you guys know there's no "r" in chowda.
i KNOW GO LOOK AT HOW I SPELT IT

polandprzem
03-08-2006, 02:20 PM
Batman you are insaine - almost 45 post per day !!!

I remember the times we had the same amount of posts http://forum.e-basket.pl/emoticons/boots.gif

Horry For 3!
03-08-2006, 02:23 PM
Interesting..... I just read this whole thread

Horry For 3!
03-08-2006, 02:23 PM
Batman you are insaine - almost 45 post per day !!!

I remember the times we had the same amount of posts http://forum.e-basket.pl/emoticons/boots.gif
2 weeks ago I was pretty good ahead of him now hes like 400 posts back from me

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 02:29 PM
i KNOW GO LOOK AT HOW I SPELT IT
Okay, you spelt it correctly. Now, for bonus points, do you know the difference between New England Clam Chowda and Manhattan Clam Chowda?

Horry For 3!
03-08-2006, 02:31 PM
Okay, you spelt it correctly. Now, for bonus points, do you know the difference between New England Clam Chowda and Manhattan Clam Chowda?
One is better than the other.... :lol

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 02:32 PM
One is better than the other.... :lol
Partial credit.

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 02:33 PM
One is red, one is white.

batman2883
03-08-2006, 02:34 PM
One actually has fucking delicious clams and one has the cheap shit from upstate?

Old School Chic
03-08-2006, 02:35 PM
One actually has fucking delicious clams and one has the cheap shit from upstate?

:lol

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:35 PM
I’d like to take this moment to thank some of our founding fathers (and mothers).

alamo50 – Holland representation.
bigsleepydragon - Magic fan but coo’.
clevesteamer - Master of his own dominion but hopefully he hangs out here too.
cosmiccowboyxxx - Knowledgeable and funny.
edhelicopterjones – Funny mofo who wasn’t scared to take the jump.
joechalupa - Solid contributor.
kohai - A haiku is best served cold.
koriduncan - Princess
koriellis - Princess
marcusbryant – Thanks for coming over, mang.
Mickeyonfox – Mouse has your back.
Misstonyaparker – Ol’ school good poster.
nbadan - You welcome us to your NBA knowledge.
Nzspurs – Graffix Extraordinaire
Patrickdavis – Will post more once I make him not scared.
pseudofan - Can’t believe you called out you know who that one time.
Queensophie – A former lurker to post more?
rabel13 – Rabel brings it.
rickvonbraun - smarts to go along with braun
rubyridge - Ol’ school. Stay around.
samuraijane – She’s still Jenny from the block.
sarapet - Cool peep who should post more often.
savoryjohnson - Nice to visit our dominion on a regular basis.
sequspur - how many times have you been banned?
smackdaddy11 - bringing the smack.
sportcamper1 - laker fan? We’ll convert you
spurster - always a favorite.
spurswoman – the club is hers
travis2 - cool founding father
zombie68 - breaking the PMSA barrier
admiral - GW Jr. needs to post. (and bring over pops)
aku - bless you
betsy - no place like new york
ciamode - hi pop
crazyone - you’d never guess his profession
disciple - stay, stat man
elfuego - your on fire
freak - spaztik poster
noel - ^^^^and he’s still trying to be next to you ^^^^
pooh – cool pacers fan
texbound - a hard hitter for sure
wizardguy – MJ?

WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR

GhostWriter – get in here
f7 – where you be at?
AHF – ciamode needs to speak with you
and many more ...


Hey,

wtf,

I was a part of the founding fathers :depressed

Old School Chic
03-08-2006, 02:36 PM
Hey,

wtf,

I was a part of the founding fathers :depressed

They obviously didn't think so at the time

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:37 PM
lmao

Batman can be a funny mofo at times.


God I love this place at times.

Old School Chic
03-08-2006, 02:38 PM
lmao

Batman can be a funny mofo at times.


God I love this place at times.


We love you too, Tpark :spin

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:38 PM
No, but I WAS!!


I even went outta there on a serious

FUCK YOU rant.


Made Kori proud :)

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 02:39 PM
Hey,

wtf,

I was a part of the founding fathers :depressed

You must have been absent on the day of that list.

But yeah, you were here from the get-go.

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:39 PM
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF


MAN IM FEELIN THE LOVE THIS MORNIN


Makes working in Houston for a month seem OK!!!

batman2883
03-08-2006, 02:39 PM
Batman you are insaine - almost 45 post per day !!!

I remember the times we had the same amount of posts http://forum.e-basket.pl/emoticons/boots.gif
What can i say, i get bored so much here at work, and you guys are just so damn interesting with your funny funny comments, and your outlandish behavior....one can get lost in the forum.....one can get lost indeed

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:40 PM
You must have been absent on the day of that list

Yeah, I think I officially signed up like day 3 or 4.

It says day 2.

Makes sense.


BUt I still went out on a high note.

SDub even made a comment about it I think lol

Horry For 3!
03-08-2006, 02:41 PM
Partial credit.
Excellent. I have never had Clam Chowda in my life so I would really have no idea.

Old School Chic
03-08-2006, 02:41 PM
What can i say, i get bored so much here at work, and you guys are just so damn interesting with your funny funny comments, and your outlandish behavior....one can get lost in the forum.....one can get lost indeed

If you don't mind me asking
Where do you work at Batty?

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:42 PM
Best Clam Chowda ever, is at the ESPN Club in Walt Disney World.

Goes great with their wings and football on a sunday mornin.


(looks forward to November with great anticipation)

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 02:45 PM
I even went outta there on a serious

FUCK YOU rant.
Somehow I can't picture that. :lol

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:46 PM
Yeah, Im such a lowkey guy, I don't know where it came from. :)

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 02:46 PM
You must have been absent on the day of that list.
Maybe he quit.


Sorry, T Park, couldn't resist the cheap easy one.

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 02:49 PM
Excellent. I have never had Clam Chowda in my life so I would really have no idea.
What I was told upon my arrival in Boston:

New England Clam Chowda: World's Greatest Food.
Manhattan Clam Chowda: World's Biggest Crime to World's Greatest Food.

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:50 PM
Your an ass Shooger :flipoff


I went out of SR on a freakin high note.


I went to the matresses for my boy TIMVP.

He remembers :smokin

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 02:50 PM
If you don't mind me asking
Where do you work at Batty?
I think he might work as a baggage handler at SAT.

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:52 PM
He works as an operator for 911.

He just ignores the calls and posts here all day.

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:52 PM
BTW, wheres this Snoop Dog avatar.

If it was 2000, that was before my ass showed up in the fall of 01.

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 02:52 PM
Your an ass Shooger :flipoff
Like that really makes me stick out around here.



I went to the matresses for my boy TIMVP.

Uh, mat, T Park, mat. :lol

T Park
03-08-2006, 02:53 PM
dude,

the godfather?

Goin to the matresses.

polandprzem
03-08-2006, 02:53 PM
You must have been absent on the day of that list.

But yeah, you were here from the get-go.

When has the get-go started?

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 02:54 PM
The get-go started on Jump Street.

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 02:54 PM
Okay, you spelt it correctly. Now, for bonus points, do you know the difference between New England Clam Chowda and Manhattan Clam Chowda?

new england = rich and creamy = white= delcious beyond measure

manhattan = tomato base = red = whose dumbass idea was this nasty shit?

says the born and bred new englander :princess

batman2883
03-08-2006, 02:54 PM
rice-a-roni...the San Francisco treat

batman2883
03-08-2006, 02:55 PM
The get-go started on Jump Street.
21 jump street?

polandprzem
03-08-2006, 02:57 PM
Thats not a straigh answer Shoogar

Old School Chic
03-08-2006, 03:04 PM
He works as an operator for 911.

He just ignores the calls and posts here all day.

:lol

SpursWoman
03-08-2006, 03:08 PM
Like that really makes me stick out around here.


Uh, mat, T Park, mat. :lol




No, no, no! No more! Not this time, consiglieri. No more meetings, no more discussions, no more Sollozzo tricks. You give 'em one message: I want Sollozzo. If not, it's all-out war: we go to the mattresses.


;)

mookie2001
03-08-2006, 03:11 PM
clam chowder is big in south texas

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 03:27 PM
I just got owned by T Park.

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 03:39 PM
I just got owned by T Park.

go sit in the corner and hang your head in shame.

ShoogarBear
03-08-2006, 03:40 PM
Dude nailed me on a Godfather line. I've only seen it about seven zillion times and he wasn't even born when it came out.

midgetonadonkey
03-08-2006, 03:44 PM
I got banned from spursreport after 1 post. Fuck that place.

SpursWoman
03-08-2006, 03:46 PM
Dude nailed me on a Godfather line. I've only seen it about seven zillion times and he wasn't even born when it came out.


Ahhh...but I was. Barely. :lol

SpursWoman
03-08-2006, 03:47 PM
I got banned from spursreport after 1 post. Fuck that place.


You know, that really doesn't surprise me that you would get banned after only one post. It must have been a good one. :lmao

midgetonadonkey
03-08-2006, 03:48 PM
It was relatively tame by my standards. I have posted a lot more offensive stuff here. I love this place.

Ed Helicopter Jones
03-08-2006, 04:25 PM
Ahem.....



For the record, I know for a fact that Timvp's avatar was stolen in 2002.

The reason I know is that I proceeded to steal everyone's avatar who posted above me in a thread for a day or two in tribute to this heist.

2002.

CharlieMac
03-08-2006, 04:31 PM
....

God damn......this internet connection is crazy.

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 04:33 PM
Ahem.....



For the record, I know for a fact that Timvp's avatar was stolen in 2002.

The reason I know is that I proceeded to steal everyone's avatar who posted above me in a thread for a day or two in tribute to this heist.

2002.


Sweet.

I knew it was after 2001 because I wasn't there until late 2001.

SpursWoman
03-08-2006, 04:34 PM
I got there whenever it was that Rivals.com went down. :fro

Ed Helicopter Jones
03-08-2006, 05:14 PM
Sweet.




Yes it was.

Melmart1
03-08-2006, 05:15 PM
Things I learned from this thread:

1. I thought I smelled a troll, but now methinks I smell an Instant Classic. My apologies to please dont ban me. However, I reserve the right to change my mind at anytime :)

2. We may never see this fabled Snoop Dog avatar

3. Batman is SpursWoman's bitch

4. Shoogar loses major pimp points for not getting the Godfather reference. Even I got that, and I have only seen the movie twice. Eh, you still have my pimp vote though.

Kori Ellis
03-08-2006, 05:21 PM
Yes it was.

:lmao

BANSTICK
03-08-2006, 07:40 PM
I got banned because a mod called me a sissy, I replied calling him an idiot. He warned me, I questioned it...he banned me for 7 days. I refuse to post on a site with such retarded Mods.

On www.spursreport.com I don't even remember. It was a while back, I think I posted something in the wrong section. That bitch ladyspur banned me because I questioned her...and posted it in the RIGHT section after that. I think she likes little girls.

Oh, btw...please don't ban me. :king



Just gimme a reason,




sissy.




and don't you ever question me. :cuss

T Park
03-08-2006, 07:58 PM
go sit in the corner and hang your head in shame.




:flipoff


Come on Obi, Im not as dumb as you think I am!!! :depressed




TOLDya SHOOGAR!!!

ObiwanGinobili
03-08-2006, 08:02 PM
:flipoff


Come on Obi, Im not as dumb as you think I am!!! :depressed




TOLDya SHOOGAR!!!

damn TPark don;t be so sensitive.
Do you need a hug?
because this was more about Shoog's lack of godfather knowledge then how smart of stupid you may/maynot be.

SequSpur
03-08-2006, 08:03 PM
tpark is stupid though.

T Park
03-08-2006, 08:10 PM
damn TPark don;t be so sensitive.
Do you need a hug?
because this was more about Shoog's lack of godfather knowledge then how smart of stupid you may/maynot be.

lol

IM FINE

It was more of a playfull flipoff ya know....

Do I need a hug?

eh, not really.


but bringing my ex back would be ok :depressed



tpark is stupid though.



This coming from Mrs Vince Carter who wants John Lucas to be the coach over Pop.

Tpark's Bitch
03-08-2006, 09:56 PM
but bringing my ex back would be ok :depressed


http://members.lycos.co.uk/riggy100/what.jpg

Just send me a PM baby!

SequSpur
03-08-2006, 10:02 PM
:lmao

T Park
03-08-2006, 10:05 PM
Glad everyone makes fun of the person i was engaged to, who was killed in a car wreck in february.


Glad that makes you sick fucks laugh.

SequSpur
03-08-2006, 10:12 PM
sorry dude, i wasn't aware of the accident.

:(

Please_dont_ban_me
03-08-2006, 10:48 PM
I dont think rookies are welcome to the gtg's.......at least without doing karoake and bringing 2 12 packs of corona

Hmm...

How about karaoke after the 12 pack.

MasterYoda
03-09-2006, 01:32 AM
Glad everyone makes fun of the person i was engaged to, who was killed in a car wreck in february.


Glad that makes you sick fucks laugh.



details please. closure, we need. laugh, i will not. pinky swear, i give you.

Slomo
03-09-2006, 05:05 AM
that slovinian pear brandy?
man I keep hearing stories about that stuff. :lol

really.. oyu need ot make some kind of I <3 Rasho thread so that Slomo will add you to the banner.
maybe with a t-shirt that says "I'm not mexican" :lmao

Batman I'll make you a deal.

You come to a GTG wearing that T-Shirt and I'll put you in the banner front and center! (hell I'll put you right next to OBI).

I'll need photos of you in the T-Shirt at the GTG from an independent source and I'll get right to work :)

Slomo
03-09-2006, 05:08 AM
But seriously, Batman is cool - he does not know much about basketball (which explains his hate for Rasho :p ) - but he is somebody you definitely want at your party. :tu

If the Sone and a bottle of Moonshine (preferably form a small Eastern European country) are there too you have an instant classic!

ObiwanGinobili
03-09-2006, 07:36 AM
:lmao

batman2883
03-09-2006, 09:27 AM
batman would love to wear a shirt like that if i could find one....and batman resents that remark about not knowing much about basketball, batman knows everything there is to know about basketball, batman just hates the fact that Rasho does hook shots when he's wide open under the rim........especially since Rasho rims out and hardly makes those hooks

Please_dont_ban_me
03-09-2006, 04:48 PM
I'm brown. I'm supposed to be doing the hijacking.

Stop hijacking my thread! (jk, proceed)

Big Worm
03-09-2006, 04:48 PM
damn TPark don;t be so sensitive.
Do you need a hug?
.

How long are your arms?

midgetonadonkey
03-09-2006, 04:51 PM
Damn TPark's Bitch is fucking hot.