Putting a phone on 'vibrate' and putting it down your jeans.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

...am I the only who finds this strangely erotic? :king

[Old School Chic]

...am I the only who finds this strangely erotic? :king

Dude, you sound desperate for attention :lol Try going to Megaplex

[T-Pain]

someone ban him please

[Melmart1]

This thread will not get you an e-lay.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

This thread will not get you an e-lay.

Fuck.


*thinks of more genius ideas*

[GiG's Doctor]

...am I the only who finds this strangely erotic? :king
As your doctor I think you have come down with a bad case of 'annoying'.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Dude, you sound desperate for attention :lol Try going to Megaplex

Thanks, but no thanks.

I'll stick to paying 5 bucks for 5 minutes of crotch grinding. ; )

[Triumph]

you lost me at strangely.

also, is said phone smooth in texture?

how violent is the vibration?

can you clench up and turn it off?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

As your doctor I think you have come down with a bad case of annoying.

As your patient, I recommend you stop insisting on diagnosing me for free.

If it's that annoying, I guess you just enjoy touching me. That's understandable.

[SpursWoman]

I occasionally drive with it on vibrate in my lap, because usually my radio is too loud to hear it if it rings.

It went off one time and I almost drove right into the median. :oops :lmao

[Please_dont_ban_me]

you lost me at strangely.

also, is said phone smooth in texture?

how violent is the vibration?

can you clench up and turn it off?

Great questions, I'm glad you asked.


-It is smooth. With occasional spots of roughness. Slim.

-Not violent. But not subtle. You will feel it. But you won't feel it.

-It will turn off when it feels like turning off. You are it's bitch.

[GiG's Doctor]

As your patient, I recommend you stop insisting on diagnosing me for free.

If it's that annoying, I guess you just enjoy touching me. That's understandable.Well get the hell off my table and quit spreading your ass checks.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I occasionally drive with it on vibrate in my lap, because usually my radio is too loud to hear it if it rings.

It went off one time and I almost drove right into the median. :oops :lmao

Hah, word...that's what made me think of this actually.

I had it on vibrate, between my legs...in the balls area. Just so I could feel it (same reason as you) and it went off. I was like, damn...that doesn't feel so bad. I think I will go make a thread about this on ST.




(ok last line isn't true, but still)

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Well get the hell off my table and quit spreading your ass checks.

Pfft, stop charging KY jelly to your expense account.

[Triumph]

you lost me at 'in the balls area'

why does everybody keep throwing their balls in my face? :depressed

[Please_dont_ban_me]

you lost me at 'in the balls area'

why does everybody keep throwing their balls in my face? :depressed

You keep getting lost.

Here, hold on to my guidance stick. *unzip*

[GiG's Doctor]

Pfft, stop charging KY jelly to your expense account.Scoff, stop passing off pics of M. Night Shymalan as yourself in your avatar.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Scoff, stop passing off pics of M. Night Shymalan as yourself in your avatar.

Nigga plz.

M. Night has nothing on me.

[Doctor of Mouse]

I know you your the guy who came in with a phone stuck in ass on vibrate.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol @ this thread

[Hooters Girl]

I occasionally drive with it on vibrate in my lap, because usually my radio is too loud to hear it if it rings.

It went off one time and I almost drove right into the median. :oops :lmao


I can just see the doctors at Emergency room trying to remove it from your crotch!

[T-Pain]

Nigga plz.




your not black

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I know you your the guy who came in with a phone stuck in ass on vibrate.

Mouse, Mouse, Mouse.

I know you don't remember me, but I'm guessing you're the same Mouse. Nice to see you still have no thing better to do than stir up shit on forums. :D

[GiG's Doctor]

This isn't the first time he has had issues.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c220/Trailer21/smketchupxray.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Mouse, Mouse, Mouse.

I know you don't remember me, but I'm guessing you're the same Mouse. Nice to see you still have no thing better to do than stir up shit on forums. :D
Half the posters in this forum are mouse.

[GiG's Doctor]

Mouse, Mouse, Mouse.

I know you don't remember me, but I'm guessing you're the same Mouse. Nice to see you still have no thing better to do than stir up shit on forums. :D
He is not mouse. But he does have some thing better to do.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

He is not mouse. But he does have some thing better to do.

What is THE mouse's screen name?

Please don't say Mouse, I'll feel stupid. ; (

[mavsfan1000]

Mouse. You're stupid. :lol

[Kori Ellis]

What is THE mouse's screen name?

Please don't say Mouse, I'll feel stupid. ; (

Mouse, plus another 20 aliases or so.

Go to the Troll Forum section and you'll find him easily.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Putting a phone on 'vibrate' and putting it down your jeans....am I the only who finds this strangely erotic? :king

I think you need to see if one of our favorite posters around here, known as ABC, can fix you up. Seems to be right up your alley. Send a PM and ask if there are any hot friends available for you.

[IX_Equilibrium]

I sure wish more people would put their phones on vibrate instead of being rude as hell in public places.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I sure wish more people would put their phones on vibrate instead of being rude as hell in public places.

I leave it on vibrate almost all the time. Over 95% of the time, I'd say.

The sound of a phone going off just annoys the hell out of me. Plus, I like to be the only one to know when my phones ringing. The whole room need not know someone's trying to get a hold of me.