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sa_butta
03-09-2006, 09:46 PM
A German burglar has escaped a prison sentence - because he suffers from a permanent erection.

Maurice Baumann, 32, was sentenced to a year's jail for burgling homes in the British army garrison town of Bielefeld.

But he escaped prison after entering hospital as an "emergency case" for his unrelenting priapism.

After a week's treatment, doctors admitted they were only able to get his manhood down to "half-mast".

Baumann told a court in Bielefeld: "I woke up one morning with a hard-on. I didn't think anything of it - that happens to men a lot. But mine never went down."

A medical report revealed that doctors stuck needles in his manhood for 90 minutes in an attempt to reduce its size. But five minutes later it was erect again.

They also injected medication into it but that didn't help either.

A court ruled that he could stay out of jail while his problem persisted but the chief prosecutor of Bielefeld is not happy.

Harald Krahmoeller said: "Only patients with acute medical problems can stay out of jail and I don't regard him as an acute case. I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks."

Ed Helicopter Jones
03-09-2006, 09:54 PM
Just show him this. I would think that should cure the problem. . .

http://members.lycos.co.uk/riggy100/what.jpg

Spurminator
03-09-2006, 10:00 PM
A medical report revealed that doctors stuck needles in his manhood for 90 minutes in an attempt to reduce its size. But five minutes later it was erect again.



HASN'T THIS MAN BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY????

Sapphire
03-09-2006, 10:02 PM
:lmao
That has got to be the ugliest poor woman on the planet.

MaNuMaNiAc
03-09-2006, 10:04 PM
Just show him this. I would think that should cure the problem. . .

http://members.lycos.co.uk/riggy100/what.jpg WHAT THE FUCK!! HE'S THE ONE WITH THE ERECTION PROBLEM, THE REST OF US WANT TO HAVE ERECTIONS!! WHICH DOES NOT SEEM LIKELY AFTER HAVING SEEN THAT MONSTER!

Borosai
03-09-2006, 10:09 PM
bacon

adrienne
03-10-2006, 12:48 AM
...is that really a woman? Are you kidding me?

Jelly
03-10-2006, 06:33 AM
okay, she's fat, has a mustache and and is otherwise extremely unattractive. But be like me :angel and try to look for beauty in all people. She does have pretty eyes.

Vashner
03-10-2006, 12:33 PM
B A R F ...

Damn who posted NBA Dan's wife's pic up there?

BIG DADDY JOSH
03-10-2006, 01:26 PM
[QUOTE=Ed Helicopter Jones]Just show him this. I would think that should cure the problem. . .



DAMN Jones....i was hoping i wouldn't have to see that pic again... it was in the troll room.

ALVAREZ6
03-10-2006, 06:24 PM
that fuckin pic is uncalled for, you gotta give a huge warning before you post that shit.