View Full Version : What's the funniest pet name you've ever called a significant other?
Kdfelicity
03-09-2006, 10:57 PM
Or nickname even...the stories behind them?
My bf is pet name challenged... :depressed
Sapphire
03-09-2006, 10:58 PM
My husband is Mongo to me.
Guru of Nothing
03-09-2006, 11:02 PM
Bitch and Asshole!
That is what we answered too.
Kdfelicity
03-09-2006, 11:03 PM
Bitch and Asshole!
That is what we answered too.
awww...tear...
IceColdBrewski
03-09-2006, 11:06 PM
I've answered to "peaches" before. I'll spare you the details as to why.
CrazyOne
03-09-2006, 11:35 PM
She calls me "Pangit" and so I call her "Pango".
ObiwanGinobili
03-09-2006, 11:40 PM
ours are boring.
he constatnly refers to me as "babe" or "baby" occasionally "woman". He never calls me by my real name.
I call him "hun" "honey" or Emo. of course everyone on earth calls him Emo but it's techinically a nickname cause it;s not on his social.
midgetonadonkey
03-09-2006, 11:43 PM
I call my bitch ho.
adrienne
03-09-2006, 11:43 PM
Boring too...I called my husband sweetie or sweetheart, or by his name....he called me babe or baby.
The sone
03-09-2006, 11:54 PM
i b douche, she be fuck
at least thats how i would want it to be...
scott
03-10-2006, 12:24 AM
I used to call my ex Muffin Head.
shmoop
03-10-2006, 02:05 AM
She calls me "Pangit" and so I call her "Pango".
:lmao
only filipinos can understand this... or if you know tagalog/filipino...
does she call you "CHE!" if she's really annoyed by you? :lol
jcrod
03-10-2006, 02:18 AM
I call her by her name, Shel, Shelly, Ma among other things.
She calls me by my name or as my daughter calls me Pa.
Kori Ellis
03-10-2006, 02:23 AM
99.9% of the time LJ calls me Princess or P.
The sone
03-10-2006, 02:31 AM
99.9% of the time LJ calls me Princess or P.
last time lj talked to me he called me "cockboi" a' la "harold and kumar go to white castle"...i think hes still bitter about the election amendments!
Faccia di Angelo
03-10-2006, 08:44 AM
"Hunny Bear" for him. Or sometimes J-bear or baby bear.
"Sugar Bear" for me. Sometimes when he wanted a kiss he'd say, gimme some sugar.
I know I know :oops I can't believe I just shared that lol I can't even remember how we came up with those. I remember the first time I saw the User, Shoogarbear it freaked me out a little. Now I get a kick out of the name.
SpursWoman
03-10-2006, 09:02 AM
Chris calls me ... "uuhhhh......Christy(?)". Like I keep waiting for "uuuuhhhhh.....SpursWoman(?)" to come out.
The dangers of meeting on an internet forum. :fro
Ginofan
03-10-2006, 09:30 AM
Chris calls me ... "uuhhhh......Christy(?)". Like I keep waiting for "uuuuhhhhh.....SpursWoman(?)" to come out.
The dangers of meeting on an internet forum. :fro
:lol
I don't get called anything weird...babe, baby, babydoll...pretty normal I would think. But when he does call other girls my name or calls me other girls names...fustrating to say the least. He knows several Brandy's (wives of his best friends) and I suppose it's easy to make a mistake when we are all together.
CosmicCowboy
03-10-2006, 09:55 AM
Chris calls me ... "uuhhhh......Christy(?)". Like I keep waiting for "uuuuhhhhh.....SpursWoman(?)" to come out.
The dangers of meeting on an internet forum. :fro
:lmao
I ran into Helen in a skybox at the rodeo of all places...she was there as the date of a friend of one of my friends sons...I was soooo busted...I didn't see her at first and my friends son comes up to me and says "are you CosmicCowboy?"
:oops
SpursWoman
03-10-2006, 10:04 AM
:lmao
I ran into Helen in a skybox at the rodeo of all places...she was there as the date of a friend of one of my friends sons...I was soooo busted...I didn't see her at first and my friends son comes up to me and says "are you CosmicCowboy?"
:oops
Did you reply: "Why yes I am! Is that Munchelen over there?" :lol :lol
Oh, Gee!!
03-10-2006, 10:06 AM
Gorda
CosmicCowboy
03-10-2006, 10:17 AM
Did you reply: "Why yes I am! Is that Munchelen over there?" :lol :lol
:lmao
actually I gave her a hug and then asked her if Travis was still stalking her...
:lol
2Blonde
03-10-2006, 01:13 PM
My husband calls me Spunky but occasionally if I am really being a pain then he will call me Pester
I call Mrs Taco "Pork Chop"
Then she hit's me with a frying pan
TheRage
03-10-2006, 01:55 PM
I call my girlfriend "stupid"
for some reason she likes it.....maybe cas she is, in fact, stupid.
pache100
03-10-2006, 05:16 PM
I called someone "heat seeking missile" once...for obvious reasons.
Ed Helicopter Jones
03-10-2006, 06:10 PM
I used to call Mrs. Chopper "pickle".
I really don't know why.
hussker
03-10-2006, 06:12 PM
Tojo...there is a good story behind it
ChumpDumper
03-10-2006, 06:13 PM
I try to make up goofy ones to feign domesticity.
"Poopie Pie" is on that has actually stuck.
Ed Helicopter Jones
03-10-2006, 06:16 PM
I try to make up goofy ones to feign domesticity.
"Poopie Pie" is on that has actually stuck.
:lol
2Blonde
03-10-2006, 06:17 PM
I call my daughter Peanut Head & Monkey & Angel-Monster
JoePublic
03-10-2006, 07:45 PM
I call my girlfriend "hey".
JoeChalupa
03-10-2006, 07:49 PM
My wife calls me "babe" but during sex she usually calls me "Oh God!"
CrazyOne
03-10-2006, 09:57 PM
Shmoop, then she calls me "Asyong" and then I call her "Bruna" ... of course, most of our friends call me Asyong already.
(for those not in the know, Pangit means ugly, and Pango means she has a flat nose.)
Zombie
03-10-2006, 10:39 PM
I'm known as "Hey"!
T-Pain
03-10-2006, 11:25 PM
shes my boo
Trainwreck2100
03-10-2006, 11:26 PM
Accuser
Shawn Carter
03-10-2006, 11:28 PM
Beyonce calls me sweetie or shawn, i call her my beautiful B.
kobe_bryant
03-11-2006, 01:05 AM
i love my wife with all my heart
i have to many names for V.
hussker
03-11-2006, 01:06 AM
i love my wife with all my heart
i have to many names for V.
I thought you would say CONCIERGE...CONNIE for short
kobe_bryant
03-11-2006, 01:09 AM
hey hussker back up alright
hussker
03-11-2006, 01:11 AM
hey hussker back up alright
HEY...WHOA...The last time you told someone to BACK up, you ended up in court! I am thinking you ain't got much mo money, mo money. mo money for a ring! And by the way, you sho ain't geddin no NBA ring again!
Shawn Carter
03-11-2006, 01:11 AM
hey hussker back up alright
:lol
you tell him pimp
kobe_bryant
03-11-2006, 01:17 AM
she insisted i bang her up the exit hole. i am innocent of all charges bro. you dont think i have enough money? go to some hoop site and see how much the lakers and nike are paying me!
hussker
03-11-2006, 01:24 AM
she insisted i bang her up the exit hole. i am innocent of all charges bro. you dont think i have enough money? go to some hoop site and see how much the lakers and nike are paying me!
DUDE...DID you go CORN HOLE? MY HERO!!!!!
kobe_bryant
03-11-2006, 01:25 AM
different names...same shit
JMarkJohns
03-11-2006, 04:52 AM
I call my bitch ho.
I knew there was something wrong. For all those years I called my ho, "bitch" and never got a response. Or at least, not the response I was looking for.
Damn, caught with the cookie jar in my hands once again!
DRAT!
Ginofan
03-11-2006, 10:46 AM
She calls me "Pangit" and so I call her "Pango".
my mom calls me pangit, and not jokingly.
I call my girlfriend schmoopie, I'll say You're schmoopie, then she'll say
No, you're schmoopie then I'll say no you're schmoopie, then she'll say no your schmoopie....
timvp
03-11-2006, 03:39 PM
I call my girlfriend schmoopie, I'll say You're schmoopie, then she'll say
No, you're schmoopie then I'll say no you're schmoopie, then she'll say no your schmoopie....
Gay.
hussker
03-11-2006, 04:24 PM
Gay.
And VERY Seinfeld...not that there is anything WRONG with that!
And VERY Seinfeld...not that there is anything WRONG with that!
Yeah I don't do that, it's from Seinfeld...
1Parker1
03-11-2006, 09:13 PM
My bf's pet name is Tony Parker. And he sometimes calls me Eva.
:)
1Parker1
03-11-2006, 09:16 PM
Seriously though, neither of us are into pet names...I can't stand them and neither can he. We usually just call each other "Baby" or by our real names. Actually, I don't even like it when he calls me "Baby." :lol
DieMrBond
03-12-2006, 12:11 AM
My wife and I follow the usual trend of 'babe', 'baby', etc. Her name is Nikki, so i often call her 'Nik', or 'Nik Nok', or 'Snickers'... pretty sad!
Our daughters name is Tahlia, we call her Tahlie, T-Bag, Sweetie, T...
Our sons name is Ajay, we call him A, or Little Dude...
valluco
03-12-2006, 12:41 AM
It depends on the situation. I usually call her morena or chaparra. I go by cosa or gordo sometimes, but "pendejo" seems to be her favorite.
Kdfelicity
03-13-2006, 12:44 AM
"Hunny Bear" for him. Or sometimes J-bear or baby bear.
"Sugar Bear" for me. Sometimes when he wanted a kiss he'd say, gimme some sugar.
Awww...those are the cutest...I want one!!!
T-Pain
03-13-2006, 12:48 AM
My wife and I follow the usual trend of 'babe', 'baby', etc. Her name is Nikki, so i often call her 'Nik', or 'Nik Nok', or 'Snickers'... pretty sad!
Our daughters name is Tahlia, we call her Tahlie, T-Bag, Sweetie, T...
Our sons name is Ajay, we call him A, or Little Dude...
ooooo t-bag
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