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Eva looks awesome in this pic, except the butt face next to her fucks it all up.
http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/1015/medium/eva-longoria_dot_net-nbaallstarweekend-2005feb17-miller013.jpg
Slomo
03-10-2006, 08:29 AM
Here's another one
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Misc/Eva_Longoria_03.jpg
Slomo
03-10-2006, 08:38 AM
Eva looks awesome in this pic, except the butt face next to her fucks it all up.
Here I fixed it for you:
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Photoshop_madness/slomo_over_sas.jpg
:p
ObiwanGinobili
03-10-2006, 09:32 AM
^^ :lmao :lmao :lmao ^^
Ginofan
03-10-2006, 09:33 AM
:lol nice one Slomo
Phenomanul
03-10-2006, 09:36 AM
Now that picture has some class.... and mystique. Instead of a screaming ass.... I mean sas... who's louder than he is unique... :lol
Here I fixed it for you:
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Photoshop_madness/slomo_over_sas.jpg
:p
Sweet Slomo!!!
What is Eva saying?
Lunch is served!!!
mookie2001
03-10-2006, 10:16 AM
do you think any slovenians would have relations with eva?
Stephen A. Smith
03-10-2006, 10:28 AM
Butt face? Didn't I read that correctly? Now I understand you SN of "Cage". You must be some sort of monkey that belongs in a cage to possibly throw that kind of hate my way!
Are you really going to come down on a brother for trying to get up on a fine slice of action like Eva? People forget that Stephen A. has sources all around the world, and according to my sources (code name: Trainwreck) Ms. Longoria has a bit of a skanky streak. So I figured I could roll up on her, turn on that vaunted Smith charm, and get me a little housewife desperation. Besides, if she's willing to get with some Frenchy imagine what she'd be willing to do with the greatest journalist of all time! Sadly that girl turned me down flat. Quite frankly the only possible explanation is that she's a lesbian.
hendrix
03-10-2006, 10:35 AM
Really people, I dont see what's the big deal about this chick. My sisters are prettier than her... around 33% of the girls in my city are hotter.
Maybe you all have a "thing" for sluty latinas, i dont know.
Trainwreck2100
03-10-2006, 10:35 AM
This is way to easy
hendrix
03-10-2006, 10:36 AM
I agree Trainwreck... dont even bother
Trainwreck2100
03-10-2006, 10:48 AM
I agree Trainwreck... dont even bother
Agree, so for this one thread, I will not post the pic.
angel_luv
03-10-2006, 11:22 AM
hahaha. Cute Slomo! :)
Trainwreck2100
03-10-2006, 11:23 AM
Before I forget
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3296/eva2sj.gif
Did anyone really think I would leave this alone? People HER LEGS ARE OPEN.
Old School Chic
03-10-2006, 11:24 AM
Eva looks awesome in this pic, except the butt face next to her fucks it all up.
http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/1015/medium/eva-longoria_dot_net-nbaallstarweekend-2005feb17-miller013.jpg
:lmao
I'm glad Slomo fixed it for us :spin
CharlieMac
03-10-2006, 11:30 AM
I've really gotten into Eva Mendez lately.
Old School Chic
03-10-2006, 11:44 AM
I've really gotten into Eva Mendez lately.
She's beautiful...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/toronto/toronto_film_festival_2003_photos/eva_mendes/toronto7.jpg
Phenomanul
03-10-2006, 01:33 PM
Really people, I dont see what's the big deal about this chick. My sisters are prettier than her... around 33% of the girls in my city are hotter.
Maybe you all have a "thing" for sluty latinas, i dont know.
Pictures...???
NO, really.... though I personally consider Eva beautiful she's not all that... and remember I've known her since Jr. High (well actually we were both in a school club when I was 5th grader and when she was in the 8th grade...)
And yes there are some very beautiful Argentinians....
Phenomanul
03-10-2006, 01:35 PM
BTW Old School Chic
Where is Manu in your sig???? Is he the one taking the picture...
And why does Oberto look like Pau Gasol???
Slomo
03-10-2006, 01:44 PM
Really people, I dont see what's the big deal about this chick. My sisters are prettier than her... around 33% of the girls in my city are hotter.
Maybe you all have a "thing" for sluty latinas, i dont know.So this guy is from your city?
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36264
Cant_Be_Faded
03-10-2006, 01:52 PM
god she's hot
that pose is great
Old School Chic
03-10-2006, 02:01 PM
BTW Old School Chic
Where is Manu in your sig???? Is he the one taking the picture...
And why does Oberto look like Pau Gasol???
You just noticed. It has been brought up to my attention many times. :lol
Yes, Manu took the pic and Fab wanted to do the Gasol look for a day...
T Park
03-10-2006, 05:19 PM
Maybe you all have a "thing" for sluty latinas
How is she slutty?
Oh yea, if Ginobili dated her, shed be fantastic.
Did anyone really think I would leave this alone? People HER LEGS ARE OPEN
The jealousy and childish hate continue.....
nkdlunch
03-10-2006, 05:25 PM
not enough meat
Trainwreck2100
03-10-2006, 05:29 PM
The jealousy and childish hate continue.....
How am I jealous of her, I don't want to date Tony Parker. It's not my fault, but I had to do something. When Barry Bonds is given a fastball right down the center, does he do nothing? No sir, he lauches a steroid powered dinger over the fences. I was given a pic of Eva with her legs Open.
CosmicCowboy
03-10-2006, 05:59 PM
Really people, I dont see what's the big deal about this chick. My sisters are prettier than her... around 33% of the girls in my city are hotter.
Maybe you all have a "thing" for sluty latinas, i dont know.
Damn! Slutty latina sisters that are hotter than Eva????
Vashner
03-10-2006, 11:16 PM
She's a strong woman and it's not just the body. It's the attitude. She "beams" with charisma. She has her own cash flow and is on the A list in Hollywood. And she's not trying to like adopt kids from China or steal Annistons boyfriend or kiss Jamie Foxx and Darth Vader.. oh wait she did those last 2 :)
T-Pain
03-10-2006, 11:20 PM
She's a strong woman and it's not just the body. It's the attitude. She "beams" with charisma. She has her own cash flow and is on the A list in Hollywood. And she's not trying to like adopt kids from China or steal Annistons boyfriend or kiss Jamie Foxx and Darth Vader.. oh wait she did those last 2 :)
:lmao shes like doing half of hollywood
Trainwreck2100
03-10-2006, 11:23 PM
:lmao shes like doing half of hollywood
Don't put those accusations in picture form, because then your "jealous"
Ginofan
03-10-2006, 11:53 PM
The jealousy and childish hate continue.....
you calling someone childish is pretty damn funny
http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/1012/medium/eva190.jpg
Old School Chic
03-11-2006, 12:11 PM
you calling someone childish is pretty damn funny
:lol
ShoogarBear
03-12-2006, 04:24 AM
I've really gotten into Eva Mendez lately.Yeah, you wish.
Anyway, a perfect chance to bring this up:
Eva Longoria's lesbian crushes
Eva Longoria has lesbian crushes on Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson and Eva Mendes.
The 'Desperate Wives' star says the stunning threesome, who are all neighbours, have a very "special" relationship.
She revealed: "They've come over to my place loads of times. That's our crew. That's our gang.
"They're my crushes. I have intense love for these women."
I could do without Jessica Simpson, but the other three? :tu :wow
Link (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/89512004.htm)
timvp
03-12-2006, 05:03 AM
ShoogarBear reading femalefirst.com?
Interesting . . .
Eva Longoria's lesbian crushes
I wonder if Tony will ever take part in this :hat
ShoogarBear
03-12-2006, 02:46 PM
ShoogarBear reading femalefirst.com?
Interesting . . .
They say I have to educate myself before I can get that operation . . .
Jimcs50
03-12-2006, 03:29 PM
They say I have to educate myself before I can get that operation . . .
Good luck with that.
Vashner
03-12-2006, 04:00 PM
Eva Longoria's lesbian crushes
I wonder if Tony will ever take part in this :hat
France invented the Threesome...
France invented the Threesome...
Lucky Tony
Shawn Carter
03-13-2006, 12:51 AM
My woman is alot better than that ho.
GoldToe
03-13-2006, 07:28 AM
Here's another one
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Misc/Eva_Longoria_03.jpg
She's got sexy feet!
tlongII
03-13-2006, 12:18 PM
I'd hit it.
batman2883
03-13-2006, 12:21 PM
Eva is not that pretty she is like any other girl you can find here in San Antonio....nothing big....i dont know why she is consider that hot??? Go to the fucking mall and you can see girls 100X hotter than her
FortuneCookie
03-13-2006, 12:51 PM
I see a bright future for Eva.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 5, 9, 12, 20, 21
Old School Chic
03-13-2006, 02:35 PM
Eva is not that pretty she is like any other girl you can find here in San Antonio....nothing big....i dont know why she is consider that hot??? Go to the fucking mall and you can see girls 100X hotter than her
Too many hoodrats at the malls :lol
batman2883
03-13-2006, 02:37 PM
Exactly and thats what Eva looks like just a normal san antonian hoodrat......she has no special class to her....in fact if anything she is toooooo skinny
Old School Chic
03-13-2006, 02:47 PM
Exactly and thats what Eva looks like just a normal san antonian hoodrat......she has no special class to her....in fact if anything she is toooooo skinny
You are so mean Batty
Old School Chic
03-13-2006, 02:48 PM
Exactly and thats what Eva looks like just a normal san antonian hoodrat......she has no special class to her....in fact if anything she is toooooo skinny
Batty, you are so mean
batman2883
03-13-2006, 02:56 PM
its the truth....she isnt all that, she is alright but ive seen plenty of better looking girls at NORTH STAR
Slomo
03-13-2006, 03:02 PM
its the truth....she isnt all that, she is alright but ive seen plenty of better looking girls at NORTH STARSo just out of curiosity, you know kinda hypotetically, just for fun, like for future reference....
Where exactly is this NORTH STAR place? like you wouldn't happen to have the address on you? and maybe some pictures? driving instructions?
P.S. A map would be nice too!
batman2883
03-13-2006, 03:04 PM
oh i dont know the exact address but i can get you there...and hell if you want next time you come down you me and fluffy will go to North Star and the Shops at La Canterra, you will see models galore
Slomo
03-13-2006, 03:09 PM
:lol
Who's fluffy?
batman2883
03-13-2006, 03:11 PM
The Truth
Slomo
03-13-2006, 03:13 PM
:lmao
I'm not sure if any place is ready for the three of us at the same time :lol
T-Pain
03-13-2006, 04:06 PM
Too many hoodrats at the malls :lol
exactly! them mexican girls dress to impress at the mall, but then when they go home, there all ugly lookin and shit.
Old School Chic
03-13-2006, 10:03 PM
Exactly and thats what Eva looks like just a normal san antonian hoodrat......she has no special class to her....in fact if anything she is toooooo skinny
Batty, did you go to school with Eva?
Contact Music has quoted Eva for their "Things They Say" section. Here's what she said:
"Girls called me 'Skinny Minny' and 'Skeleton'. Kids can be so cruel." DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star EVA LONGORIA remembers the names girls called her in high school.
Old School Chic
03-13-2006, 10:07 PM
I don't care what some haters (Trainwreck) say but I think Eva is pretty...
http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/1012/medium/eva191.jpg
Vashner
03-14-2006, 05:17 AM
I'd hit it.
ElMuerto
03-14-2006, 07:49 AM
She's to die for.
Trainwreck2100
03-14-2006, 09:32 AM
I don't care what some haters (Trainwreck) say but I think Eva is pretty...
I don't remember calling her ugly.
Old School Chic
03-14-2006, 10:13 AM
I don't remember calling her ugly.
No you didn't... But your ugly comments about her say it all
Trainwreck2100
03-14-2006, 10:47 AM
No you didn't... But your ugly comments about her say it all
:wtf
batman2883
03-14-2006, 10:54 AM
actually my ex is her like third cousin, she was her family reunion this past summer in Corpus Christi....crazy right....
1Parker1
03-14-2006, 11:38 AM
Eva wears a lot of makeup. I'd like to see some pics of her without so much makeup.
Old School Chic
03-14-2006, 11:49 AM
Eva wears a lot of makeup. I'd like to see some pics of her without so much makeup.
http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/810/eva-longoria_net-paris-roissyairport2005jul12-tonyparker09.jpg
http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/931/medium/eva-longoria_net-hollywood2005oct14-02.jpg
1Parker1
03-14-2006, 11:58 AM
^Damn, bitch is still pretty :depressed :lol
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