View Full Version : The truth about Dave Chapelle.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-13-2006, 10:34 PM
http://www.chappelletheory.com
Not saying it's true.
Not saying it's false.
But it's definately worth a read. Very scary, if true.
midgetonadonkey
03-13-2006, 10:35 PM
:pctoss
ObiwanGinobili
03-13-2006, 10:36 PM
i think this was posted last month.
sorry, I realize you weren't here.
but now you know.
Buddy Holly
03-13-2006, 10:36 PM
That link was posted a long time ago and has been proven flase many times.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-13-2006, 10:36 PM
:pctoss
Call me later.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-13-2006, 10:37 PM
That link was posted a long time ago and has been proven flase many times.
Oh?
If you don't mind, please link me. I'd like to see how it was proven false.
midgetonadonkey
03-13-2006, 10:37 PM
Call me later.
-FAG
Please_dont_ban_me
03-13-2006, 10:39 PM
i think this was posted last month.
sorry, I realize you weren't here.
but now you know.
I just read it.
Saw it on another site, thought I would share. =( Why are people on here hell bent on hating me? I've been pretty cordial, tried to be semi-entertaining. All I've gotten is hostile replies. Damn.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-13-2006, 10:40 PM
-FAG
Isn't this offensive?
Or is comparing D'Antoni to Hitler offensive, but calling someone a derogatory slur accepted.
midgetonadonkey
03-13-2006, 10:41 PM
Isn't this offensive?
Or is comparing D'Antoni to Hitler offensive, but calling someone a derogatory slur accepted.
Suck my balls. Is that better?
ObiwanGinobili
03-13-2006, 10:42 PM
I just read it.
Saw it on another site, thought I would share. =( Why are people on here hell bent on hating me? I've been pretty cordial, tried to be semi-entertaining. All I've gotten is hostile replies. Damn.
damn dude. it;s an FYI.
don;t kill the messenger.
i think you are starting to get a little sensitive. I've seen where you've been called "annoying" and compared to GiG. But no need to jump at every little thing.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-13-2006, 10:42 PM
Suck my balls. Is that better?
Doesn't bother me either way.
Apparently site management doesn't approve of "offensive" issues though.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-13-2006, 10:42 PM
damn dude. it;s an FYI.
don;t kill the messenger.
ithink you are starting to get a littel sensitive. I've seen where you;ve bee ncalled "annoying" nad compared to GiG. But no need to jump at every little thing.
Nooo, I wasn't referring to you. I meant other posters.
You've always been nice. Plus I secretly find you attractive. *blush*
Trainwreck2100
03-13-2006, 10:43 PM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php
ObiwanGinobili
03-13-2006, 10:44 PM
Nooo, I wasn't referring to you. I meant other posters.
You've always been nice. Plus I secretly find you attractive. *blush*
why thanks.
but before you get ideas about your e-booty #'s going up - i'm married.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-13-2006, 10:45 PM
why thanks.
but before you get ideas about your e-booty #'s going up - i'm married.
Damn.
That would've brought my grand total up to 1. =(
midgetonadonkey
03-13-2006, 10:47 PM
God damn you are fucking annoying.
Melmart1
03-13-2006, 10:48 PM
Your personality is e-booty birth control. Ain't gonna happen.
Trainwreck2100
03-13-2006, 10:49 PM
Your personality is e-booty birth control. Ain't gonna happen.
can I get yo digits?
Cant_Be_Faded
03-13-2006, 11:58 PM
pdbm = gig
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 12:10 AM
pdbm = gig
Jigga wha?
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 12:10 AM
pdbm = gig
...btw, a simple IP check by Kori or Timvp will dissprove that.
Dude,
There are plenty of ho's looking to get laid in da clubs. Why try to cyber? Go get the real thing, geez! I mean orale!
midgetonadonkey
03-14-2006, 12:51 AM
Dude,
There are plenty of ho's looking to get laid in da clubs. Why try to cyber? Go get the real thing, geez! I mean orale!
Probably because he is a fucking dildo. Chicks don't dig Arab looking motherfuckers that are as annoying as a bad case of herpes.
Johnny_Blaze_47
03-14-2006, 12:53 AM
Probably because he is a fucking dildo. Chicks don't dig Arab looking motherfuckers that are as annoying as a bad case of herpes.
HITA?
Seriously. This dude is looking for tail in every thread! Eharmony.com!
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 01:04 AM
Probably because he is a fucking dildo. Chicks don't dig Arab looking motherfuckers that are as annoying as a bad case of herpes.
Arab looking motherfuckers?
Damn, at least I don't hurl insults from behind a monitor. Tell you what, if you live in San Antonio grow some balls and say that to my face. This "arab" will beat your fucking face in.
Pardon me while I inflate my post count.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 01:15 AM
Are you of Arab desent?
No, I'm not.
I am Muslim though. I guess that makes me an "arab looking motherfucker".
No, but I'm interested as to whether you were born or raised a Muslim or if you converted recently.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 01:21 AM
No, but I'm interested as to whether you were born or raised a Muslim or if you converted recently.
Born and raised.
Johnny_Blaze_47
03-14-2006, 01:23 AM
Born and raised.
Must...fight...urge...to sing..."Fresh Prince of Bel Air" theme song...
Well then, I hope Allah and Jesus get together and figure everything out.
Leetonidas
03-14-2006, 01:27 AM
I can see no one wants to comment on the Chappelle Theory.
Wow...that's fucking crazy. Just the thought of that is fucking horrifying. If it has disproven, I want to see some evidence because that link explains a lot...
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 01:31 AM
I can see no one wants to comment on the Chappelle Theory.
Wow...that's fucking crazy. Just the thought of that is fucking horrifying. If it has disproven, I want to see some evidence because that link explains a lot...
Agreed.
Not saying it's true, but I've yet to see anything that dissproves it.
Johnny_Blaze_47
03-14-2006, 01:31 AM
I can see no one wants to comment on the Chappelle Theory.
Wow...that's fucking crazy. Just the thought of that is fucking horrifying. If it has disproven, I want to see some evidence because that link explains a lot...
http://www.cosbytheory.com/
Leetonidas
03-14-2006, 01:33 AM
http://www.cosbytheory.com/
Yeah I saw that one...but why would someone make up so much for no reason? This one isn't stupid like the Cosby Theory, this actually kinda makes sense, and it's rather believeable (minus the part about Oprah broadcasting from her show directly to Dave's TV).
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 01:33 AM
http://www.cosbytheory.com/
Hahah.
Seems like a mockery, not the same guy.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 01:34 AM
Yeah I saw that one...but why would someone make up so much for no reason? This one isn't stupid like the Cosby Theory, this actually kinda makes sense, and it's rather believeable (minus the part about Oprah broadcasting from her show directly to Dave's TV).
That's not too hard to believe either. He owns BET, the guy who supposedly called it in a favor for that message. Crazy shit. If anything, I wouldn't put it past those "black crusaders" to make that bill cosby site just to mock the original, and take away from it's credibility.
Leetonidas
03-14-2006, 01:35 AM
Hahah.
Seems like a mockery, not the same guy.
I just read through that site. The way it's written is nothing even close to being like the Chappelle Theory site. Probably a knock off.
Johnny_Blaze_47
03-14-2006, 01:36 AM
http://weblinc.com/
Owner of the Chappelle Theory domain.
It's a PR kick.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 01:36 AM
I just read through that site. The way it's written is nothing even close to being like the Chappelle Theory site. Probably a knock off.
Ya, I just skimmed the first page and you could tell it's a joke.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 01:37 AM
http://weblinc.com/
Owner of the Chappelle Theory domain.
It's a PR kick.
What's the link between the two sites?
Johnny_Blaze_47
03-14-2006, 01:38 AM
What's the link between the two sites?
Nothing so far, I'm just throwing things out as I come across them.
Leetonidas
03-14-2006, 01:41 AM
I doubt we'll ever know the real truth (because if this is true, Dave will never come out and say it and put his family in danger) but we can always wonder. It's still crazy to even think what's on that site is concieveable...wow...it's disturbing.
So Ban.... Any chicks yet?
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 01:43 AM
I doubt we'll ever know the real truth (because if this is true, Dave will never come out and say it and put his family in danger) but we can always wonder. It's still crazy to even think what's on that site is concieveable...wow...it's disturbing.
It's not one of those all true, or all lies, type of thing.
This could be party true. There probably is an elite class of blak people who communicate. They probably do want to advance the black agenda. But, taking it from a simple phone call to him to ask him to tone his shit down....to the other stuff in the story, that's real questionable.
But if it wasn't true, and the story was accusing me...I'd be in a hurry to prove it was a lie. I haven't heard any of these people come out and deny it.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 01:44 AM
So Ban.... Any chicks yet?
Work in progress, my e-friend.
T Park
03-14-2006, 05:16 PM
I too would like to see a link to the thread that shot this down.
Cause, if this is true?
This is some fucked up X Files shit, if this is ALL true.
Farrakahn, it makes sense, cause hes nuts.
Bill Cosby and Oprah involved doesn't.
Robert Johnson and Sharpton?
Maybe.
Jesse Jackson?? Oh yeah.
I take it back.
Sharpton would be doable as well, hes nuts too.
ShoogarBear
03-14-2006, 05:23 PM
why thanks.
but before you get ideas about your e-booty #'s going up - i'm married.
And that's not really her picture.
T Park
03-14-2006, 05:47 PM
bump,
id like to know where that thread was, thanks.
ShoogarBear
03-14-2006, 06:10 PM
Let me get this straight, T Park:
Theory that evil rich black people conspire to bring down Dave Chappelle = possibly true, must be proven false.
Theory that oil prices are manipulated by Big Oil = false, need to build more refineries.
Kori Ellis
03-14-2006, 06:51 PM
Oh my fuckin God this kid is a fag...fuckin arabic piece of shit
BAN HIM!
Why are you such an idiot?
T Park
03-14-2006, 06:57 PM
Theory that evil rich black people conspire to bring down Dave Chappelle = possibly true, must be proven false.
I didn't say MUST be proven false.
It made sense.
Fahrakahn (sp), and the other cronies, sans Cosby, Goldberg, and Winfrey,
it would make sense.
I have read that it was proven false, Id like to read it.
I would hope it IS false, that sounds like a horrible situation for Dave, and I would feel horrible for calling Dave a crackhead, if indeed this WAS the root of the problem.
whottt
03-14-2006, 06:59 PM
That Chapelle article is shit...
Farakahn, Jackson and Sharpton making threats like that I could see...all 3 of those mf's are as dirty and hypocritical as they come...
What I don't see is Sharpton hauling his bigass into Chapelle's(sleeps with gun under pillow) house at 1am in the morning and taking a photo of it just to scare him...
That's fucking stupid. As would any of these people be to make direct threats in public places or over the phone as that article alleges.
And somehow, for the life of me...I just can't see Bill Cosby, threatening someones wife and children just because he doesn't like their show. Cosby would just take his criticisms to the media like he has always done when he felt like black comedians were crossing the line(Pryor and Murphy)....Just don't see him making threats to the wife and child...Oprah maybe...Cosby, no.
Chappelle was great but he wasn't any more controversial or provocative than Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy were.
T Park
03-14-2006, 06:59 PM
Theory that oil prices are manipulated by Big Oil = false, need to build more refineries.
Well, there DO need to be more refineries built, thats a complete fact, refineries right now are running at 120% MAX.
But, go on hating on people making money.
T Park
03-14-2006, 07:01 PM
That Chapelle article is shit...
Farakahn, Jackson and Sharpton making threats like that I could see...all 3 of those mf's are as dirty and hypocritical as they come...
What I don't see is Sharpton hauling his bigass into Chapelle's(sleeps with gun under pillow) house at 1am in the morning and taking a photo of it just to scare him...
That's fucking stupid. As would any of these people be to make direct threats in public places or over the phone as that article alleges.
And somehow, for the life of me...I just can't see Bill Cosby, threatening someones wife and children....Oprah maybe...Cosby, no.
I agree 100%.
Id like to see the link that everyone ready a while back that proved this all wrong.
I dont believe it all about Cosby and Oprah and what not, I think they are too busy with their own crap to give a crap about Dave Chapelle.
But Sharpton, Louis, and the reverand jacksonnn
it clicks with how they are.
T Park
03-14-2006, 07:02 PM
I also, BTW, cant see how Robert Johnson got a special feed into Chapelle's house, and a special message from Oprah to HIM, without anyone not spilling the beans or saying anything at all.
Dre_7
03-14-2006, 07:43 PM
I dont need a link. Just reading that site is enough for me to know it is complete BS. :lol
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 08:19 PM
Oh my fuckin God this kid is a fag...fuckin arabic piece of shit
BAN HIM!
:lmao
Arabic piece of shit?
It's sad that's all you can resort to. It's sadder I'm not even "arabic".
ObiwanGinobili
03-14-2006, 08:27 PM
And that's not really her picture.
he's right.
I stole it from Julianne Moore.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 08:27 PM
he's right.
I stole it from Julianne Moore.
It's not you? =(
ObiwanGinobili
03-14-2006, 08:30 PM
It's not you? =(
you weren't here when tlong accused me of bein Julianne Moore.
he undfoiled my insidious plot wherein i kidnap Ms. Moore, bring her to my house, dress her in my clothes, and have her take pics with my family.
notice how she is forced to cuddle with my brother? resting her chin on his head??
yep. I'm one bad ass mofo bitch. ginger type celebrities fear me.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 08:32 PM
you weren't here when tlong accused me of bein Julianne Moore.
he undfoiled my insidious plot wherein i kidnap Ms. Moore, bring her to my house, dress her in my clothes, and have her take pics with my family.
notice how she is forced to cuddle with my brother? resting her chin on his head??
yep. I'm one bad ass mofo bitch. ginger type celebrities fear me.
Just make a sign saying your not fake, and take a pic?.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 08:33 PM
So it IS you.
Escooz me while I proceed with my e-fantasies...
ObiwanGinobili
03-14-2006, 08:33 PM
Just make a sign saying your not fake, and take a pic?.
oh i did.
but my black marker didn't show up on the black bar. :lol
ObiwanGinobili
03-14-2006, 08:34 PM
So it IS you.
Escooz me while I proceed with my e-fantasies...
feel free to keep the details to your e-self.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 08:38 PM
oh i did.
but my black marker didn't show up on the black bar. :lol
So much for being the master of censor.
ShoogarBear
03-14-2006, 09:26 PM
feel free to keep the details to your e-self.Good thing he doesn't know about your picture in The Club banner.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 09:29 PM
Good thing he doesn't know about your picture in The Club banner.
Who is the big dude in the middle?
He seems like a chill dude.
Marklar MM
03-14-2006, 10:06 PM
Who is the big dude in the middle?
He seems like a chill dude.
That is the internet bouncer...you fuck around, he comes and collects the rent...or we send the e-police after you.
Please_dont_ban_me
03-14-2006, 11:34 PM
That is the internet bouncer...you fuck around, he comes and collects the rent...or we send the e-police after you.
Heh, all good.
I can take are of myself. ;)
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