Today is Steak and Blowjob Day!!!

[j-6]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_blowjob_day

Steak and Blowjob Day is a humorous parody holiday created in 2001 and was sent by email round the world. Later it was picked up by radio disc jockey Tom Birdsey in 2002, as a male version of Valentine's day. The day is supposed to be celebrated by women giving "their man" a high quality steak and performing oral sex on him. The day is marked as happening on March 14, a month after Valentine's day. The holiday was created with some promotional intent by the radio station 103.7 FNX in Providence, Rhode Island.

Birdsey's official webpage for the holiday contains links to recipes for steak and oral sex techniques, as well as selling merchandise and offering to send cards with messages such as "March 14th is a day for you/Meat on your plate/And in my mouth too."

The idea has spread beyond Rhode Island to Internet culture, although the date has varied. The date was initially set to March 20th, but in 2003 and subsequent years it was relocated to March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day.

The original message first circulated on the Internet in February 2001 states:

"Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
"Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March. It's like a perpetual love machine!
"The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and bjs."
The original message named March 20th as the actual day, but subsequent repostings of the message list the 14th as the official day. It has however, been known for both dates to be considered correct, and to be celebrated on both days.

Also:

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/

http://www.steakandbj.com/

[SA Gunslinger]

http://www.guinness.com/NR/rdonlyres/38C854AA-87DA-4185-8819-3D57E2B186EC/0/ads_lbb_grab2.jpg

BRILLIANT!!!

[danyel]

New holidays are so cool....

[SpursWoman]

How about sausage and a hummer? Because that's what I made for dinner. :spin


Come on, guys ... if you're going to invent a new holiday, at least give me a little more time to prepare. :lol

[KEDA]

screw the steak

Ill just take more of the other!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

how in the hell do I airmail a blowjob?

[Zombie]

Tube Steak! :lol

[CharlieMac]

I like when Ari says it's "anal sex night" at his house when he leaves the party early on that one episode of Entourage.

[ShoogarBear]

how in the hell do I airmail a blowjob?"Candygram for Mongo!"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

KEDA would settle for a medium order of tater tots and the brush of breasts on his forearm.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

"March 14th is a day for you/Meat on your plate/And in my mouth too."




LoL

That's a beautiful line.

[Old School Chic]

That's funny... Everyday is BJ day for my husband :oops

I'm surprised it doesn't look like a prune

[ShoogarBear]

That's funny... Everyday is BJ day for my husband :oops

I'm surprised it doesn't look like a pruneDo you have a sister?

[Old School Chic]

Do you have a sister?


Sorry Shoogar, I don't have a sister... :depressed

[adrienne]

Wow, maybe if I'd taken Old School Chic's approach I'd still be married! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Sorry Shoogar, I don't have a sister... :depressedOh . . .

. . . so how you doin'?

[Old School Chic]

Wow, maybe if I'd taken Old School Chic's approach I'd still be married! :lol

:wow

[Old School Chic]

Oh . . .

. . . so how you doin'?

I'm fine, thank you... :spin

[ShoogarBear]

Wow, maybe if I'd taken Old School Chic's approach I'd still be married! :lolI would have thought it would be easily affordable in Dallas to have steak every day.

[Old School Chic]

I wonder what famous couple invented the blow job... :lol

[Please_dont_ban_me]

So...

We still have 2 hours. Who wants to celebrate?

[Old School Chic]

I wonder what famous couple invented the blow job... :lol

http://www.saunalahti.fi/stunn9/kuvat/adam.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

That's funny... Everyday is BJ day for my husband :oops

I'm surprised it doesn't look like a prune


:lmao

I wonder if he's covered in glitter?

[adrienne]

would have thought it would be easily affordable in Dallas to have steak every day.

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Last edited by ShoogarBear : Today at 10:16 PM.

I'd like to know what it said before you edited it, since I missed it. :lol

[Old School Chic]

:lmao

I wonder if he's covered in glitter?

:wow Not yet... :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd like to know what it said before you edited it, since I missed it. :lol

IIRC, his English was poor.

He simply fixed it.

Or it could have been something about A-1 steak sauce with those blow jobs, I don't know.

[ShoogarBear]

I'd like to know what it said before you edited it, since I missed it. :lolNothing major; I changed "easy" to "easily".

What you'd like to see is the first three hundred answers I didn't have the guts to post.

[adrienne]

Hmm, who knows.

All I have learned from this thread is what to do in my next relationship...the key to a successful marriage is daily oral sex! :lol

[ShoogarBear]

IIRC, his Engrish was poor.

[adrienne]

What you'd like to see is the first three hundred answers I didn't have the guts to post.

Come on, don't be a weenie. :lol

[Old School Chic]

Come on, don't be a weenie. :lol

:lmao

[SpursWoman]

Does Hallmark have cards for this yet? Are there any eCards I can find? Help!



Would he like it at his work? What size steak do I get? What cut? Should it be sloppy? Hard & fast? Holy crap! So many decisions! What if I fuck up?!?!?

[ShoogarBear]

the key to a successful marriage is daily oral sex! :lolOr even to a successful casual acquaintance!

[Old School Chic]

http://www.ibiblio.org/kelly/pics/weenie.jpg

[adrienne]

Or even to a successful casual acquaintance!

:angel

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Or even to a successful casual acquaintance!

^^^

Lost money at last week's poker game.

<<<---

Made $5 at last week's poker game.

:lol

[SpursWoman]

Or even to a successful casual acquaintance!


:tu :lmao

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Does Hallmark had cards for this yet? Are there any eCards I can find? Help!



What size steak do I get? What cut? Should it be sloppy? Hard & fast? Holy crap! So many decisions! What if I fuck up?!?!?

Just make sure everything that night is well done.

[Old School Chic]

Does Hallmark have cards for this yet? Are there any eCards I can find? Help!



Would he like it at his work? What size steak do I get? What cut? Should it be sloppy? Hard & fast? Holy crap! So many decisions! What if I fuck up?!?!?


:lol

[ShoogarBear]

^^^

Lost money at last week's poker game.

<<<---

Made $5 at last week's poker game.

:lol
<<<--- isn't looking for a $5 blowjob.

[Old School Chic]

<<<--- isn't looking for a $5 blowjob.


http://www.whatthehey.com/Mr._Weenie_logo1.JPG

[midgetonadonkey]

Well all I need is the steak and I would be able to honor this holiday. But I guess one out of two ain't bad.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

<<<--- isn't looking for a $5 blowjob.

^^^

Would settle for a burger and a crotch squeeze from a Thai hooker.

[adrienne]

I could offer you some steak, I have some leftovers from dinner at my parents Sunday in my fridge.

But now what to do about celebrating the OTHER half of the holiday? :nerd

[2Blonde]

Too bad my husband went to bed early tonight. He missed out. :depressed I guess we'll just have to make up for it tomorrow. :smokin

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Too bad my husband went to bed early tonight. He missed out. :depressed I guess we'll just have to make up for it tomorrow. :smokin

I doubt he'd get mad if you celebrated now and he awoke in the middle of the party.

[ShoogarBear]

I could offer you some steak, I have some leftovers from dinner at my parents Sunday in my fridge.

But now what to do about celebrating the OTHER half of the holiday? :nerd
http://ketchikandribblers.com/images/referee.jpg

Taunting penalty!

[ShoogarBear]

^^^

Would settle for a burger and a crotch squeeze from a Thai hooker.The exchange rate in Thailand is excellent. Your $5 might actually get you something there.

[CAGE]

That's funny... Everyday is BJ day for my husband :oops

I'm surprised it doesn't look like a prune


:makeout Yeah, Baby!

[ObiwanGinobili]

:wow Not yet... :lol


well get to it girl! :lol

how will the other ladies out there know that he is yours and taken if you havn;t marked your territory with glitter?? :princess

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

well get to it girl! :lol

how will the other ladies out there know that he is yours and taken if you havn;t marked your territory with glitter?? :princess

Is that really the main problem if another woman is close enough to the region to see that the territory is marked?

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol

good point.

but we like to think we'vee done everythign possible on our end to prevent it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

but we like to think we'vee done everythign possible on our end to prevent it.

:lmao And we, as the collective men of women like you all, thank you.

So I forget, will Emo be back in time to celebrate April 14th?

[Old School Chic]

well get to it girl! :lol

how will the other ladies out there know that he is yours and taken if you havn;t marked your territory with glitter?? :princess

:lol You have a point there...

[JoeChalupa]

The day was A1 in my book!

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao And we, as the collective men of women like you all, thank you.

So I forget, will Emo be back in time to celebrate April 14th?

:depressed
no.
he'll have been back and left again.
home the 31st of March, fly out ot Indiana the 7th of April.
we were gonna go with him.. but i need that $$ to fix my car.

[mcornelio]

i lived in providence,ri and nobody had told me about this before... glad to know, funny thing is i didnt even know this holiday exsisted until right now, but i still celebrated it last night!!! steak and blowjob day rules!

[JoePublic]

I'm so glad my woman likes her steaks rare and real hot so she needs to blow.

[PM5K]

Too bad my husband went to bed early tonight. He missed out. :depressed I guess we'll just have to make up for it tomorrow. :smokin

It's weird to read that from you now that I've met you :spin

[timvp]

How the hell did I miss this thread :pctoss

[Kori Ellis]

How the hell did I miss this thread :pctoss

Sorry you didn't get your steak

:smokin

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Sorry you didn't get your steak

:smokin


Oooo

SpursTalk, behind the scenes. Kori! Kori! Kori!

[JoeChalupa]

It's weird to read that from you now that I've met you :spin

:lol I know what you mean. Seeing her in the troll forum was surprising but she rocks!!

[2Blonde]

Awww, Thank you...I think.. :lol

That was a compliment, wasn't it?

[j-6]

Come on, guys ... if you're going to invent a new holiday, at least give me a little more time to prepare. :lol


Is four days enough lead time?

[SpursWoman]

Nice bump. :lol

[baseline bum]

Can we make April 14th lobster and 3-way day?

[T Park]

:lmao

Nice bump indeed, didn't see it was from last year.

[Melmart1]

So, did anyone celebrate today? :hungry:

[SpursWoman]

So, did anyone celebrate today? :hungry:


Steak is marinating. :angel :baby

[Kori Ellis]

Steak is marinating. :angel :baby

Our steak is too. :lmao

[atxrocker]

This is more the norm than a holiday type thing for me

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Steak is marinating. :angel :babySWEET JESUS!!!!

[mardigan]

Do you eat the steak during the blow job?

[SpursWoman]

Do you eat the steak during the blow job?



It's only supposed to be once? :depressed

[SpursWoman]

SWEET JESUS!!!!


"Sweet Jesus"? It's only the steak that's marinating. :lol

[mardigan]

It's only supposed to be once? :depressed

How many freakin steaks did you buy?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Can we make April 14th lobster and 3-way day?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=801520&highlight=april#post801520

Post #9.

[SpursWoman]

How many freakin steaks did you buy?


As many as it takes to get full? :drunk

[Melmart1]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=801520&highlight=april#post801520

Post #9.
I heartily approve of this proposed holiday.

[mardigan]

As many as it takes to get full? :drunk
Im not even going to touch that one

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"Sweet Jesus"? It's only the steak that's marinating. :lolI'd like to shake your boyfriend's/husband's hand. After the marinating, of course.

[SpursWoman]

Our steak is too. :lmao




:tu :lol

[j-6]

Early bump. Not everyone uses a 30 minute marinade.

[SpursWoman]

Nice. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Alas I happen to have some T-bones, but I live alone so what's a girl to do? :dramaquee



:fishing :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Call peewee.

[tlongII]

It's a big day tomorrow!

[Herschel Walker]

Damn, I got both on Sunday but now my gf is sick with the flu. Guess I'm going to have to make plans with the woman from work that I fool around with for tomorrow, but we're gonna have to alter it to steak, blow job, eat pussy, and fuck like crazy day as she won't do the 1st two without the last two. Oh well, sometimes you gotta make sacrifices.

[baseline bum]

It's a big day tomorrow!

So who are you making the steak for tomorrow?

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Would you believe that March 14 is an actual Hallmark holiday celebrated in Japan called "White Day".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day

In Japan, Valentine's Day is only for chicks to give gifts to guys, and on White Day it's the opposite.

Everything is backward over there. Working all these absurd customs out was a lot of fun though...

[mrsmaalox]

:elephant It's officially March 14th!!! Happy Steak and Blowjob Day everybody!!!!

[marini martini]

:elephant It's officially March 14th!!! Happy Steak and Blowjob Day everybody!!!!

You R fvknG Goofy :lol

[mrsmaalox]

You R fvknG Goofy :lol

Whatever! I'm celebrating!!!!! :toast

[Herschel Walker]

Whatever! I'm celebrating!!!!! :toast

I'll celebrate with ya.

Open wide and relax your throat...

[mrsmaalox]

I'll celebrate with ya.

Open wide and relax your throat...

:nope Steak first!!

[j-6]

In case CNN or FOX are watching, I'm 34 minutes into S&BJD with no love, culinary or sexual. I know there's a great deal of daylight in front of me but this is bigger than Christmas. Missus Claus is at the top of the world tivoing Cinemax and marinating sirloins right now, and J.C.'s birthday is months from now.

Gentlemen, picture this.

One month after blowing your hard-earned money on foie gras and fondue, you get a steak. Not just some palsied cow that stumbled into a McDonalds trailer, a beauty pageant USDA prime carving of epic proportions. And the entire time you are consuming this massive side of cattle flesh, you know that head is upcoming.

(Make sure she gets dessert. Frosting is like 3 ounce Jager shots back to back at last call to women.)

Name me one thing you dislike about this hoilday. C'mon, women too. You get to reciprocate for a fine dinner in a manner that is easy, convienent, and fulfilling. Guys, we can punch our S&BJD cards for a 15% discount at the florist!

It's a win-win situation.

[ploto]

I heartily approve of this proposed holiday.
If they wanted to make S & BJ day as successful as it could be, they would schedule P & C day on the day before it.

[hater]

I am from south of the border so I celebrate Tacos and Pupusa day

[mrsmaalox]

If they wanted to make S & BJ day as successful as it could be, they would schedule P & C day on the day before it.

Do you mean "Pie and Cunninglingus" ?!?! :tu Shit that's everyday as fas I'm concerned!!! :lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am from south of the border so I celebrate Tacos and Pupusa dayi'm embarassed to ask, but what in the hell is a pupusa?

[mrsmaalox]

Do you mean "Pie and Cunninglingus" ?!?! :tu Shit that's everyday as fas I'm concerned!!! :lmao

Actually i don't like pie; but a little Black Forest Gateau works out okay.

[mrsmaalox]

i'm embarassed to ask, but what in the hell is a pupusa?

It' a yucky central American meat in a tortilla-type crust thing. It's what they try to pass off as Mexican in the Northeast. I don't like it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If they wanted to make S & BJ day as successful as it could be, they would schedule P & C day on the day before it.

Believe me, I tried, but March 13 is the day everybody celebrates the day Uranus was discovered. (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=801520&highlight=april#post801520)

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck this holiday bullshit.

Every day should include steak, pastry, blowjobs, AND cunnilingus.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck this holiday bullshit.

Every day should include steak, pastry, blowjobs, AND cunnilingus.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[TDMVPDPOY]

how can you call it s bj day, when i aint gettin any....

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck this holiday bullshit.

Every day should include steak, pastry, blowjobs, AND cunnilingus.



Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

+1

[baseline bum]

Fuck this holiday bullshit.

Every day should include steak, pastry, blowjobs, AND cunnilingus.

You forgot beer.

[SpursWoman]

I think we're just going out for steaks ... so I can put all that cooking energy to better use. :angel

[tlongII]

I can state unequivocally that I'll be having steak tonight.

[mrsmaalox]

I think we're just going out for steaks ... so I can put all that cooking energy to better use. :angel

:lol That's my girl!!! Always thinking...24/7 :tu

[BigZak]

shit...it's pizza and masturbate day where i'm at...:cry

but the chic said it'll take 30 to 45 minutes, so i got some time...

[mrsmaalox]

shit...it's pizza and masturbate day where i'm at...:cry

but the chic said it'll take 30 to 45 minutes, so i got some time...

Oh yea? Then what are you gonna do with the extra 35 min?

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Damn that don't they know it's lent.

[Kori Ellis]

I think we're just going out for steaks ... so I can put all that cooking energy to better use. :angel

:lmao So are we. We are going to Outback.

[Herschel Walker]

I got the steak lined up and the bj as well. Can't wait to get off work in a couple of hours!!!

[SpursWoman]

:lmao So are we. We are going to Outback.



:hat






I think I'm going to leave work a little early today. :lol

[Herschel Walker]

:lmao So are we. We are going to Outback.

Gonna be Saltgrass for us

[SpursWoman]

This is apparently a very popular holiday .... both the Outback and Texas Roadhouse had lines out the door of people waiting for a table. :lol

[samikeyp]

Fuck this holiday bullshit.

Every day should include steak, pastry, blowjobs, AND cunnilingus.


Truer words were never spoken.

[Whisky Dog]

Caught on to this at the last moment and celebrated in style.

[mrsmaalox]

I had a nice evening with someone, but it wasn't a S&BJ type thing. Really cool guy and more of wings/beer night!!! I'll just have to wait till next year.

[T Park]

Nice to hear mrsmaalox hope you had fun :tu

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://pics.livejournal.com/photognome/pic/003dhpqb/s640x480.jpg

[SpursWoman]

http://www.anenglishmanscastle.com/images/steak_bj.jpg

[T Park]

:lol omg....

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Fuck this holiday bullshit.

Every day should include steak, pastry, blowjobs, AND cunnilingus.

:clap

[E20]

Fuck this holiday bullshit.

Every day should include steak, pastry, blowjobs, AND cunnilingus.
why not just have sex everday then?

[E20]

and that word sounds hella stupid cunnlinigusigius wtf

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

and that word sounds hella stupid cunnlinigusigius wtf

Cunnilingus.

Your troll says you should give some before you write it off...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Time to revive this holiday thread.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck this holiday bullshit.

Every day should include steak, pastry, blowjobs, AND cunnilingus.

I stand by this.

[CuckingFunt]

That's funny... Everyday is BJ day for my husband :oops

I'm surprised it doesn't look like a prune


:lmao

I wonder if he's covered in glitter?

Funny stuff.

[ShoogarBear]

I stand by this.

You're doing it wrong.

[tlongII]

:lmao

[DMX7]

Now this is a day I can support.