My Shelly fast

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Until Shellbabe returns to post in here I am officially on a posting fast.










Legal Disclaimer: The Chopper reserves the right to revoke this promise and is hereby under no contractual obligation to adhere to this posting fast. This is especially true should something really funny be posted by someone like Shoog or Solid that would require me weighing in with a :lmao or some other random emoticon. In addition, the Chopper will likely continue to place his V-bookie bets, as erratic as the results may be. Furthermore, should there be an interesting discussion regarding the Spurs or the upcoming playoffs, the Chopper may participate in those discussions while continuing his posting fast. . .on the inside. The legal term for this no-post right of rescission is the T-Park Rule, and the Chopper hereby publicly states his right to exercise the T-Park Rule should the need and/or conditions arise. Thank you.

[SpursWoman]

I just forwarded your message. :lmao

[easjer]

Chopper, you make my life worth living.

Well, you and my husband. But don't tell him I said that.

*humming* You were always on my mind. . .

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but count me in on the fast!

[tlongII]

Shelly suffered a subluxation of the jaw yesterday. She shall return soon.

[Oscar DeLa]

subluxation of the jaw
I don't know what it is but I'd buy that for a dollar! if you know what I mean...

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I miss posting. . .

[Solid D]

:lol Chopper, your fine print didn't say anything about "void where prohibited" or "member FDIC". It isn't official fine print without one of those in there.

Shelly, we miss you but we know being a mom about now is pretty hectic.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I wonder if her computer's broken. . .

[Jimcs50]

I wonder if her computer's broken. . .


Fuckoff, you ass kisser.







:spin

[Guru of Nothing]

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[Cant_Be_Faded]

I don't know what it is but I'd buy that for a dollar! if you know what I mean...


I definitely know what you mean oscar. :tu

[The sone]

fast? my tio beto ees fast...one time da migra was chasing heem and den he got away.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I posted over the weekend, I still miss you.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.adweek.com/adweek/photos/2006/02/14_CR_News_VW.jpg

[Solid D]

http://www.adweek.com/adweek/photos/2006/02/14_CR_News_VW.jpg

:lol

[gay abc]

http://www.adweek.com/adweek/photos/2006/02/14_CR_News_VW.jpg


that reminds me....

has anyone gone to vw.com and built a GTI MkV (fully loaded - just for the hell of it)?? you can even customize "fast" :spin

after you build it you can take it for a joy ride :lol

it's great - the blonde chick from the commercials rides along with you and says a lot of funny stuff

http://www.vwfeatures.com/?ic_id=overview_gti_launch_2006

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Shelly fast, day six.

I'm tired. My ribs are starting to show a little, I think. I need some satisfaction because I can't get no. . .satisfaction.

Doesn't the double negative imply that I can, in fact, get satisfaction?


Oh well. Whatever.




SHELLLLIIEEEEEEEEIEIO!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

that reminds me....

has anyone gone to vw.com and built a GTI MkV (fully loaded - just for the hell of it)?? you can even customize "fast" :spin
I just tried it. Cute.



after you build it you can take it for a joy ride :lol

it's great - the blonde chick from the commercials rides along with you and says a lot of funny stuff
It didn't exaclty give me some things I specified in the joy ride (for example, the golf ball shift knob).

Also, I got some muscular dude. They must have mixed up our orders. :)

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

ShellyFast, day 13.













Here I sit, broken hearted.

Thought of Shelly

And then I farted.


Something like that.

[CosmicCowboy]

http://www.qiken.org/chem220a/linux-chicken.jpg

SW...please e-mail Shell and tell her I said she is a big chickchickchickchick...chicken for not posting just so she doesn't have to put up a new sexy brassiere avatar...:lol

[Slomo]

OK this is getting ridiculous. The PLayoffs are a week away and still no Voodoo mistress?!?!?!?

What the hell is she thinking?

That the Spurs can do this all alone?


:spin :wakeup :worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

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[Old School Chic]

I miss her SOOOO MUCH! *sniff*


Call her :cell