KFC Snackers are LIES!!!!!!!!!

[greyforest]

Everyone has seen the ads for these damn things...

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4440/kfcsnack19it.jpg

$0.99 for a rather decent-looking sandwich.

Now of course the sandwich you see in the ads is never going to be as pretty as the one you get; there is a 0% chance you will ever buy a KFC Buffalo Snacker and get what is pictured above, but there is a limit to how much shittier the sandwich you actually get can be. Here is the KFC Buffalo Snacker I was tricked in to buying. I think you can all agree that shittiness limit has been far surpassed.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9981/bullshit19vu.jpg

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7407/bullshit24zi.jpg

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5068/bullshit35ap.jpg
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There has to have been a large error made; there is no fried chicken, no lettuce, and no pepper mayo - there is only shredded chicken, some sort of sauce (I don't know what kind, I won't dare taste it), and a miniscule square-shaped bun. I wasn't a jackass when ordering it, so I didn't piss anyone off or anything. It can't be that hard or confusing to make them when some locations have been selling over a thousand in a week (http://www.qsrweb.com/article.php?id=294). In any case, whatever the hell I received in my KFC Buffalo Snacker wrapper has to be without a doubt the most pitiful chicken sandwich I have ever fucking seen in my life.

This "sandwich" was made in this KFC location (http://sanantonio.citysearch.com/profile/10132084/). I can't say I would recommend making the same order at this location.



Anyway, here it is in its new home. I have a dog, but I wouldn't subject him to this pile of excreta.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1249/bullshit41gv.jpg

[Ginofan]

hahaha

[sa_butta]

You would have to eat like 10 of those to get full. Complete waste. Even Mcdonalds .99 double cheeseburger is more filliing than those things.

[SpursWoman]

Sorry, but.... :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao




It was plenty for my niece .... who is 3, btw. :lol :lol

[greyforest]

i feel sorry for your niece if she ate anything like my sandwich! i hope she didn't projectile vomit afterwards.

[hussker]

You get what you pay for...should have gone with the Buck O' Noodles afterall

[Solid D]

You should have gotten the Buck 'O Noodles. :lol

[hussker]

You should have gotten the Buck 'O Noodles. :lol

COPY CAT! HAHAHA...great minds think alike, I guess!

[lilmads]

:lol KFC Snacker isn't available on this island yet.. Can't say I'm disappointed anymore:lol

[SpursWoman]

i feel sorry for your niece if she ate anything like my sandwich! i hope she didn't projectile vomit afterwards.


The one she got didn't look like the nasty one ... it did look like the top one, but it was really tiny. :lol


I'd rather have a Jr. Bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's. :tu

[Spurminator]

I love the buffalo snacker... Looks like you got hosed on that one, normally it's a decent sized slab of fried chicken.

[IceColdBrewski]

That's the Honey BBQ snacker. Take it back and tell them to give you the right one.

[Marklar MM]

That looks like chicken gizzards smothered in a spicy buffalo sauce, topped with cigar ashes, and a hint of mucus. (May also include: Squid, Alien, worms, poop, unknown elements.)

[greyforest]

That's the Honey BBQ snacker. Take it back and tell them to give you the right one.

naw no need, just $1 :P

thought i would share the disgusting results of me trying to order what was in that picture :)

[King]

Church's has pretty good .99 chicken snackers

[Extra Stout]

Why does Kentucky Fried Chicken have "Sweet Home Alabama" playing on their commercials?

That would be like a Philly cheesesteak place playing "New York, New York."

[Kori Ellis]

It just looks like a shredded BBQ chicken sandwich to me *shrug*

I realize that it's not the sandwich that you ordered, but I don't get why it's so disgusting.

[ShoogarBear]

It just looks like a shredded BBQ chicken sandwich to me *shrug*

I realize that it's not the sandwich that you ordered, but I don't get why it's so disgusting.
Actually, something about this picture I found very disgusting. It looks like some kind of crustacean creature is wallowing in there:



http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5068/bullshit35ap.jpg

[Axare]

I find it very very disturbing...its like a burger of a truckload of curry dipped squids..

[Kori Ellis]

I think you guys should take a closer look next time you have shredded BBQ chicken -- it comes in all kinds of weird shapes if it's not completely shredded.

But it's just chicken.

[Spurminator]

I see the Virgin Mary...

[Axare]

^ That aint nice...

[timvp]

He shoulda put this ish on Ebay.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd eat it.

[KEDA]

I see a finger


SUE WENDY'S!!!!

[Horry For 3!]

It looks pretty sick, I don't like buffalo wings so I would never get it anyways.

[Leetonidas]

That close up looks like a rotting vagina on it's period...

[SpursWoman]

He shoulda put this ish on Ebay.

:lol :lol

[polandprzem]

I never eat thatb kind of fast (junk) food

[PM5K]

The one from Chruch's is good, for 1.99 you can get the sandwhich and fries, at least for me they gave me a good ammount of fries for 1.99, I teamed that up with a coke from home and it was delicious.

I once got a Philly Cheesesteak style sandwhich from Sonic and it looked NOTHING like the picture, in the picture the cheese and steak were overflowing, in mine it was 40% full at the very most, more likely 30%, but what can you do, they might spit in your shit if you complain, I guess Sonic might have an 1-800 number to call....

[Vashner]

Shut up and eat your MSG. The Colonel's SECRET ingredient...

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Mmmm. . .sorta chicken sandwich. . .mmmmm.

I'm hungry.

[cecil collins]

The one she got didn't look like the nasty one ... it did look like the top one, but it was really tiny. :lol


I'd rather have a Jr. Bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's. :tu
That's a good burger.

[mavsfan1000]

I'd hit it.

[lilmads]

^ :lol

[CharlieMac]

That's what you people get for eating fast food. Don't you know the kinds of additives and preservatives are in that stuff? Don't you people care about your bodies? If you don't care about your bodies, you should atleast care about the way animals are raised and treated only to be served to you at fast food places.

Just kidding, that sandwich is pretty good. It's a shame I have to go out of my way to find a KFC though.

[T-Pain]

that was an UGLY ASS lookin sandwich

[slayermin]

It doesn't look any different from the barbque chop sandwiches I used to get at Bill Millers.

I wouldn't eat them very often because they were so fatty but damn, they were good.

[v2freak]

To be honest I'd just dish out more than 99 cents for food

[Vashner]

Dude we (my family) survived the 70's on the Bill Millers chopped sandwiches. LOL Slayermin is old school :)

[CharlieMac]

I went out of my way to grab some KFC today. That chicken is greasy as fuck. It makes Bill Miller's Fried Chicken seem like a light snack.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You get what you pay for, dammit!
If you think KFC is going to bow down to your will and make things perfect, you need to grow up and get into the real working world!

Once you start conserving things, you realize that socialist ideas like yours just dont cut the mustard! [/tpark]

[Samr]

Dude we (my family) survived the 70's on the Bill Millers chopped sandwiches.

That shit is beautiful. Well, not aesthetically, but it tastes like some seriously gourmet fast-food.

And actually that snacker thing doesn't look bad at all. I'd rather have it on a toasted bun (stupid Quiznos is ruining my vices), but I'll give it a try.

[Zombie]

Dude we (my family) survived the 70's on the Bill Millers chopped sandwiches. LOL Slayermin is old school :)
Chopped Bar-b Q's from BM's rock! I can get a 6'er of them and eat for 2 days! :smokin

[Taco]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5068/bullshit35ap.jpg






I'm gonna be sick now :throwupsp

[MoSpur]

This is one of the funniest threads. The ebay comment and all is funny as heck. You guys crack me up. That picture looks gross by the way.