Let's Get 'Kinky' In Texas

[Nbadan]

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Let's get the Party started

OFFICIAL 2006 CAMPAIGN FOR KINKSTER SUPPORTERS ROLL CALL

Kinky Friedman supporters, it's time to speak up and let your voice to heard!!

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2006 Dewussification Tour


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[Oh, Gee!!]

He has no chance.

[Sec24Row7]

Kinky Friedman Lyrics - Asshole from El Paso



Asshole from El Paso Lyrics:


We don’t have no lovin’s in el paso
We don’t go to porno picture shows
We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from mexico.

And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We don’t wipe our asses on old glory,
God and lone star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till they’re married
So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us.

And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour


Nice dan.

[Oh, Gee!!]

That song is obviously satirizing Merle Haggard. I think you missed the point.

[Sec24Row7]

Oh... Ok so it's ok for a white dude to use the N word in satire then?

[Nbadan]

He has no chance.

Blah, that's what the critics said about another SA politician I supported that was running a distant 3rd and won...



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[Oh, Gee!!]

Oh... Ok so it's ok for a white dude to use the N word in satire then?

yes.

[Sec24Row7]

Rofl...

Ok bro.

Go do that in a poor urban black neighborhood and tell me how it works out for you.

See how many people can define satire as they beat your ass.

[Peter]

GOP base will be split this year, though I'm not sure how much pull Carroll Keeton-Rylander-Strahorn really has. Demos are running an empty suit again. Perry will get a plurality regardless. Not sure if he needs a majority.

[Ocotillo]

Need to look it up but if he gets a plurality which is what the only poll I have seen says he would get wouldn't there be a runoff?

And if Carol Keaton Rylander Strayhorn whatever is in second, might Slick Rick be vunerable in a runoff against a Repub running as an independent?

[Mr. Dictionary]

define satire

Satire
n.

1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
2. The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
3. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Latin satira, probably alteration (influenced by Greek satur, satyr, and saturos, burlesque of a mythical episode), of (lanx) satura, fruit (plate) mixture, from feminine of satur, sated, well-fitted.]

"Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own"--Johathan Swift

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Corso says sec24 is just a blind neocon who tends to stab in the back those who are closest, corso!

[Mr. Dictionary]

Sec24Row7
N.

1. A user name or "handle" referencing the number of hours in a day and the number of days in the week, while mimicking terminology used on sporting event tickets to designate a seating assignment. It can be inferred that "Sec24Row7" signifies a sports fan (presumably of the Spurs, given the context of the message board) who roots for his team all the time, regardless of record or time of year.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

oh corso guess those sittin in sect24row6 betta watch their backs, corso!

[Crookshanks]

Phil Hardberger won because the conservatives decided he was the lesser of two evils and voted for him instead of Castro.

I can't see that happening with Kinky. Conservatives will be split between Perry and Strayhorn.

Of course, none of this matters if they don't get the signatures needed to get on the ballot!

[Yonivore]

[Norm Coleman & "Skip" Humphrey III]He has no chance.[/Norm Coleman & "Skip" Humphrey III]

[Oh, Gee!!]

He has no chance.



fixed it for you

[Yonivore]

fixed it for you
No, you didn't.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm saving myself for Kinky.

[Peter]

At least we wouldn't have to pretend that Texas state government isn't a farce anymore. I must admit that Willie as head of the Texas Rangers is a mighty compelling campaign pledge.

[Crookshanks]

I can't believe anyone would seriously vote for Kinky. He has zero qualifications to be Governor. I will be surprised if he even gets on the ballot.

This reminds me of the comedian Pat Paulson, who ran for President a couple of times many years ago.

[j-6]

I'm saving myself for Kinky.


:D

[Oh, Gee!!]

I can't believe anyone would seriously vote for Kinky. He has zero qualifications to be Governor. I will be surprised if he even gets on the ballot.

This reminds me of the comedian Pat Paulson, who ran for President a couple of times many years ago.


reminds of a Texas governor who ran for President.

[Crookshanks]

reminds of a Texas governor who ran for President.

I know you're trying to be funny - but this is hardly a fair comparison. President Bush has a Harvard MBA and had run at least two big corporations before running for Gov.

Nice try - but no cigar!!

[j-6]

I know you're trying to be funny - but this is hardly a fair comparison. President Bush has a Harvard MBA and had run at least two big corporations before running for Gov.

Nice try - but no cigar!!

I'm sure one of the righties here can verify this, but I think Dubya is actually the only President to attain an MBA - from any school.

[boutons_]

"President Bush has a Harvard MBA"

dubya was a "legacy", aka affirmative-action, entrant at Yale who, he admits, fucked his way around to a C. Same was true at Harvard Biz. C students, even Yalie C students, don't get accepted to Harvard biz without serious off-the-record "assistance", that has greased dubya's entire life.

Every business dubya ran, failed or liimped along and had to be bailed out by Poppy's friends.

Can anybody believe, hearing dubya's total butchering of the English language and his inability to articulate any but the simplest, 3-word sentences, that he really is a Yale grad/Harvard MBA-"educated", "in good faith"? He's a graduate in name only.

I'm sure the majority of Yale and Harvard alumni are embarrassed that this stupid, ignorant motherfucker "graduated" from their schools. He's a fucking disgrace to those institutions' reputations.

[MannyIsGod]

Since when does running a business equate to being head of the nation either way?

[mookie2001]

Since when does running a business equate to being head of the nation either way?I can't think of any other plausable way to argue against Bush other than pointing out his failed business ventures

[Peter]

I know you're trying to be funny - but this is hardly a fair comparison. President Bush has a Harvard MBA and had run at least two big corporations before running for Gov.

Nice try - but no cigar!!

It depends on what your definition of "big" is...

[Peter]

"President Bush has a Harvard MBA"

dubya was a "legacy", aka affirmative-action, entrant at Yale who, he admits, fucked his way around to a C. Same was true at Harvard Biz. C students, even Yalie C students, don't get accepted to Harvard biz without serious off-the-record "assistance", that has greased dubya's entire life.

Every business dubya ran, failed or liimped along and had to be bailed out by Poppy's friends.

Can anybody believe, hearing dubya's total butchering of the English language and his inability to articulate any but the simplest, 3-word sentences, that he really is a Yale grad/Harvard MBA-"educated", "in good faith"? He's a graduate in name only.

I'm sure the majority of Yale and Harvard alumni are embarrassed that this stupid, ignorant motherfucker "graduated" from their schools. He's a fucking disgrace to those institutions' reputations.


How about we put you behind the mike 365 days a year? The only catch is, "repug" is an unacceptable term. How would you do?

Anyways, the butchering of the English language in and of itself means very little when it comes to one's intelligence. I know some individuals who are near geniuses but who speak like they've just hit a full can of freon.

[Oscar DeLa]

repug

I don't know what it is but thats so much stupider than Dimm-o-Craps!

[Crookshanks]

How about we put you behind the mike 365 days a year? The only catch is, "repug" is an unacceptable term. How would you do?

Also, you can't use dubya, shrub, or dickhead; and you must use proper grammar. And, just for grins, you get to face a hostile audience almost every time you speak in public. I don't think many of us would fare very well!

[Oscar DeLa]

you must use proper grammar

I don't know what it is but especially spelling Mikecrafone correctly!

[Nbadan]

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[xrayzebra]

Let me the first to sign: You are kinky, Dan.

[Nbadan]

I just wanted to remind everyone that Kinky Friedman will be at the Flying Saucer on Thursday, yes! 3 days from now! Meet Kinky, meet Chris Duel and the rest of the 550 clan and have a few beers with the future Governor of Texas! Maybe someday Kinky will give ya a pardon!


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[Nbadan]

Don't forget, today is have a beer with the future Governator of Texas day!!

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[Oh, Gee!!]

Did you go see Kinky at the Saucer, Dan?

[Nbadan]

Did you go see Kinky at the Saucer, Dan?

I had already signed his petition and had a business obligation, but I hope Chris and Company had a good-time, judging from some of the posting on the 550underground.com (www.550underground.com) forum, it sounds like everything went dandy and Kinky got quite a few signatures. My thanks to any and all who took the time to stop by, say hi, and sign the petition.

[Nbadan]

Here's a pic of Kinky at the Flying Saucer on Thursday courtesy of the 550underground.

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[xrayzebra]

I can't think of any other plausable way to argue against Bush other than pointing out his failed business ventures
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Yeah, if he was smart as Kerry, he would just marry a rich widow. Pass
the ketchup, please.