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easjer
03-26-2006, 02:22 AM
Okay, that probably sounds much worse than it is. I was one of the staff chaperones for the spring party. There were fewer attendees than usual, so there was lots of beer left over, so as folks started cleaning up, I started drinking. A couple of other staff members and some students stuck around drinking, and there was a wildly hilarious political fight. But we're both too drunk to drive, so we're sticking around while we sober up.

As for the bra, I can't find the bra that I wanted to take my bravatar pic in, so I'm going to have to go buy a new one. :depressed

I have my wonderful drunk husband punching holes in a presentation for me while I screw around on the internet and drink water. The least I can do is finish the work so we don't have to be here early Monday. Why am I at work at 1:30 on a Sunday morning?
midgetonadonkey
03-26-2006, 02:26 AM
Just take the picture without the bra.
easjer
03-26-2006, 02:27 AM
:lol

That was my husband's suggestion earlier.
Trainwreck2100
03-26-2006, 02:28 AM
this is obviously a sign from God.
midgetonadonkey
03-26-2006, 02:32 AM
Well if your husband suggested it I think you should do it. I mean he is a smart guy. I respect his opinion and I think you should to.
Mijo
03-26-2006, 02:37 AM
I'm drunk and I can't find my bra. That's oaky. Most women who are drunk aren't looking for their bra until the next day anyhow. :drunk
easjer
03-26-2006, 02:39 AM
:lol

I don't think anyone wants pics of my bare boobs around here. I'm certain my husband wouldn't mind having a few pics of them, but they are not perky like Obiwan's. Just trust me on this. The stretch marks are more prominent since I've lost some weight.
midgetonadonkey
03-26-2006, 02:41 AM
Stretch marks are hot. Not as hot as a c-section scar but they are hot none the less.
easjer
03-26-2006, 02:43 AM
You are far too kind, midgetonadonkey.

But my husband loves the boobs, so I guess they are all right.
midgetonadonkey
03-26-2006, 02:44 AM
You are far too kind, midgetonadonkey.

That is one of the first times I've heard that.
easjer
03-26-2006, 02:45 AM
:lmao

Well, just remember that I've had way too much to drink. . .
easjer
03-26-2006, 02:51 AM
All right, all right. I'm sober enough to drive home and not put us or anyone else in danger, and to pass a field sobriety test if need be (but there is no need). So we're headed home.

Got to be back extra early Monday morning to have everything in place for Sign Up Week! Which means sleep now. . .

We'll take some pics tonight or tomorrow, one way or another. Whether any of them make onto here is an entirely different matter. . .

:lol

Happy weekend!
midgetonadonkey
03-26-2006, 02:52 AM
We'll take some pics tonight or tomorrow, one way or another. Whether any of them make onto here is an entirely different matter. . .

If they can't be posted go ahead and PM them to me. :eyebrows
spurs_fan_in_exile
03-26-2006, 02:53 AM
If they can't be posted go ahead and PM them to me. :eyebrows
If she doesn't send them to you Midge, I will.
midgetonadonkey
03-26-2006, 02:55 AM
If she doesn't send them to you Midge, I will.

Kick ass.
The sone
03-26-2006, 03:07 AM
hey midge i think you should send your nip pic as a good faith gesture...no?
midgetonadonkey
03-26-2006, 03:09 AM
If that will insure me a nice pic in return, I just might have to.
midgetonadonkey
03-26-2006, 03:16 AM
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/4032/nip9fe.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Here goes. This should guarantee me a sweet pic in return.
Silver21_Black20
03-26-2006, 03:36 AM
If The sone posts his pata next to the nip, I'm sure he'd get a pic in return too.
The sone
03-26-2006, 03:36 AM
you know what...im a tad bit on the tippsy side, and i cant find my jock strap...i dont know how to feel about that...
The sone
03-26-2006, 03:38 AM
im so down for taking new pics with all new body parts..im taking requests...anyone?
ZStomp
03-26-2006, 03:44 AM
you know what...im a tad bit on the tippsy side, and i cant find my jock strap...i dont know how to feel about that...


Here's that pic u sent you fag...

http://leatheroaks.org/Files/JocksRevisited/DukeNutSqueeze.jpg

:lmao
Silver21_Black20
03-26-2006, 03:49 AM
you know what...im a tad bit on the tippsy side, and i cant find my jock strap...i dont know how to feel about that...

Dammit...I wish I were a tad bit on the tippsy side...
The sone
03-26-2006, 03:53 AM
Here's that pic u sent you fag...

http://leatheroaks.org/Files/JocksRevisited/DukeNutSqueeze.jpg

:lmao


ewe...stomp i feel dirty just looking at you with that bulge...you dirty boy...i thought you wanted me to keep all the pics i took of you private? no?
ObiwanGinobili
03-26-2006, 08:04 AM
But we're both too drunk to drive, so we're sticking around while we sober up.

I have my wonderful drunk husband punching holes in a presentation for me while I screw around on the internet and drink water. The least I can do is finish the work so we don't have to be here early Monday. Why am I at work at 1:30 on a Sunday morning?


:lmao
omg you crack me up. you must've been a bit tipsy allright....
too drunk to drive but sober enough to do competant work???? :lol

priceless...

BTW - you could just use a fancy piece of fabric drapped over the boobages & held together with your arms.. KWIM?
anyway w/ cleaveage liek yours it'd look great.
SpursWoman
03-26-2006, 08:23 AM
this is obviously a sign from God.


:lol