Vince Carter

[Trainwreck2100]

That's right spursies, these are unearthed scientifantastic facts about the 2006 Finals MVP. Just throw in the towel now.






Vince Carter doesn’t play basketball, basketball plays Vince Carter
Vince Carter doesn’t watch the sunset, he dunks the sun over the horizon
There would be no war in the middle east if they would send Vince on a “make dunks not war” goodwill mission; Vince Carter cares
MVP stands for “Most valuable player second only to Vince Carter”
The only person Vince Carter could not beat in a dunk contest is Jesus. Even then it would only be a tie.
When Vince Carter does a 360 he doesn’t spin himself, he spins the world
Vince Carter could leap TWO tall buildings in a single bound, but he doesn’t, cause he doesn’t want to make Superman look like a chump
On the fourth day God created man in his image. Then he said “sup Vince Carter”
:smokin :smokin

[polandprzem]

Yeah.

The only human being seen from the Space is Vince carter.

When Vince is going into the river he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vicenents Carters

[Kori Ellis]

Pretty lame, Trainwreck :tu

And it belongs in the NBA Forum

[Trainwreck2100]

VC is not pleased.

[jaffies]

The Nets don't have a team plane...Vince Carter charters the team on his back.
Vince Carter once won a game of 21...by 40 points.
Vince Carter shoots his free throws from the parking lot.
Micheal Jordan has posters of Vince Carter on his walls.
The New Jersey Turnpike is scheduled to be renamed "Vince Carter was here".
Vince Carter doesn't abide by the laws of gravity.
Vince Carter once dunked over Chuck Norris.
Vince Carter can stay in the air longer than most clouds.
VCR actually stands for 'Vince Carter Rocks'.

[polandprzem]

Vince Carter once dunked over Chuck Norris.
:wow

Impossible

[T-Pain]

i like Vince.

[jaffies]

In the original ending for 'Armageddon', Vince Carter jumped into space swatted the rock into another galaxy.
If you foul Vince Carter, you automatically foul out.
Vince Carter is often misstaken for Haley's comet.
Vince Carter once scored 80 points...in one shot.
Vince Carter dropped off the Mars Rover on his way to a monster dunk.
The NBA recently changed its 50 greatest players...all of them are now Vince Carter.

[mikejones99]

Yeah all you trolls from other cities belong in the NBA forum, not here, in the SPURS category.

[mavsfan1000]

spurs forum is more lively but I wish more posters would post in the nba forum.

[krinkx]

everything that you have said is not true... let's keep it real...

vince carter was a two time mvp...
vince carter was a three time finals mvp...
vince carter was a one time allstar (co)mvp...
vince carter has 3 championship rings...

oooooppppsss... sorry, that isnt real too....

who was it then? :lmao

[Rummpd]

Is not this same guy who admited he quit on his team in Toronto? No matter what he does the rest of his career = hall of shame.

[polandprzem]

everything that you have said is not true... let's keep it real...

vince carter was a two time mvp...
vince carter was a three time finals mvp...
vince carter was a one time allstar (co)mvp...
vince carter has 3 championship rings...

oooooppppsss... sorry, that isnt real too....

who was it then? :lmao

Barbosa?

[Trainwreck2100]

Barbosa?

I think it was Steve Kerr

[SAGambler]

Vince Carter, while full of talent, lost all respect when admitting that he was just doggin it in Toronto.

A pro, paid millions of $$$$$ to play, and purposely gives less than 100%.

You can have him. I wouldn't want him on my team. You never know when he might get his feelings hurt and become "unhappy" again?

[nkdlunch]

I seriously think Carter has a vagina. sometimes he acts like he's on his period.

[JamStone]

Anyone can play hurt, but Vince Carter once danced on stage with Nelly with a a severe leg injury.

Vince Carter is so good, he even tells the opposing teams the offensive play his team is running.

Basketball comes so easy to him that Vince Carter takes plays off.

Just beating teams is too easy, so Vince Carter ruins franchises.

No one is better than Vince Carter, that's why he pouted when he was pushed to give his starting All Star spot to Michael Jordan ... pshaaa, Michael who?

Vince Carter once had a triple-double in which all ten assists were to himself.

[lil'mo]

what is this pussy shit?? trainwreck is a fucking nets fan now?

[pache100]

That's right spursies, these are unearthed scientifantastic facts about the 2006 Finals MVP. Just throw in the towel now.






Vince Carter doesn’t play basketball, basketball plays Vince Carter
Vince Carter doesn’t watch the sunset, he dunks the sun over the horizon
There would be no war in the middle east if they would send Vince on a “make dunks not war” goodwill mission; Vince Carter cares
MVP stands for “Most valuable player second only to Vince Carter”
The only person Vince Carter could not beat in a dunk contest is Jesus. Even then it would only be a tie.
When Vince Carter does a 360 he doesn’t spin himself, he spins the world
Vince Carter could leap TWO tall buildings in a single bound, but he doesn’t, cause he doesn’t want to make Superman look like a chump
On the fourth day God created man in his image. Then he said “sup Vince Carter”
:smokin :smokin

Are you drunk? Stoned?

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Vince Cater = China Doll fun to look at but can break very easy.

[DarkReign]

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep...he waits.

This thread = ripped off.

[Trainwreck2100]

what is this pussy shit?? trainwreck is a fucking nets fan now?


I jumped ship for 30 minutes cause the Spurs lost



(tongue in cheek)

[ALVAREZ6]

those were terrible.

[SequSpur]

If Vince Carter was a Spur, his jersey would be hanging from the rafters before he retired.

Now that's spurs related.

[Trainwreck2100]

If Vince Carter were a spur they would honor the fifty title he brought them by changing the name to the San Antonio Carters

[krinkx]

If Vince Carter was a Spur, his jersey would be hanging from the rafters before he retired.

Now that's spurs related.

his jersey will hang there with him... :lol

[spurs=bling]

Vince Carter once scored 80 points...in one shot.
Vince Carter dropped off the Mars Rover on his way to a monster dunk.
The NBA recently changed its 50 greatest players...all of them are now Vince Carter. :lol

[jmard5]

If Vince Carter were a spur they would honor the fifty title he brought them by changing the name to the San Antonio Carters

Carter can play at age 70 plus and still bring us a title? Get the hell out of here. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Carter can play at age 70 plus and still bring us a title? Get the hell out of here. :lol

Vince Carter is ageless,

[jmard5]

Uh-oh. He could be playing alongside Tim's, Tony's and Manu's grandchildren! Oh happy day!

[freedom&justice]

Is not this same guy who admited he quit on his team in Toronto? No matter what he does the rest of his career = hall of shame.


So true. Shame on Vince :oops

[polandprzem]

Vince Carter can make 360 dunk with his both foot while flying like 60 yards

[polandprzem]

Once VC said he is a champ and he become one

[Mavtek]

It's true Vince Carter did dunk over Chuck Norris when he had his back turned, but then Chuck kicked his ass......

[zeleni]

He is so athletic, that space-time bends like Vince Carter.
I don't get this thread, but...


He is such a player, Altman couldn't direct a picture with him, couse Vince Carter deserves all the film for himself.

Vince Carter dunks so hard that children all talk about hardcore memories of the game.

Vinsanity is not the sanity we all expect.

[polandprzem]

Vince Carter is not playing basketball. Basketball is playing Vince Carter

[zeleni]

Vince Carter is the Canadian who invented MJ.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Vince Carter is saving room on his hands for his championship rings. That's the only reason he doesn't wear a wedding band after he married Sequ.

[genghisrex]

http://www.bruhoha.org/webimages/Vaginity.jpg

:elephant

[Kori Ellis]

Oh MY GOSH!!

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[polandprzem]

:wow


so this is accualy the truth :wow

[Nephets]

The names on the rosters at the NBA.com site are not of actual players, but how many people Vince Carter beat in a period of 3 days.

The movie "Pulp Fiction" is based off of Vince Carter's style of basketball.

Overheard those from A rammstein obsessed freak

[slayermin]

:rollin @ ghengisrex

[zeleni]

:wow


so this is accualy the truth :wow


HELL NO! :drunk

[jaffies]

http://www.bruhoha.org/webimages/Vaginity.jpg


^^^^ now THAT'S funny ^^^^ :lol :lol :drunk


nice toes, Vince.
http://www.forces.org/images/joe-camel.jpg

[polandprzem]

HELL NO! :drunk

You are drunk man






















:lol

[Slomo]

http://www.bruhoha.org/webimages/Vaginity.jpg

:elephant
:lmao

Yesss!!!!! the master is back!
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