Never!!

[atxrocker]

Scarlett better than Angie? BLASPHEMY!! (but shes still hot)

'Sexiest woman': Scarlett Johansson
FHM readers vote 'Translation' star ahead of Jolie, Simpson

Monday, March 27, 2006; Posted: 3:24 p.m. EST (20:24 GMT)


NEW YORK (AP) -- Scarlett Johansson tops a lovely list of the "100 Sexiest Women in the World," in a poll of readers by FHM magazine.

"One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy," the 21-year-old actress, star of "Match Point" and "Lost in Translation," said in a statement. "I'd like to thank FHM's readers for the huge compliment."

Angelina Jolie is No. 2 on the list, followed by Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Keira Knightley, Halle Berry, Jenny McCarthy, Maria Sharapova, Carmen Electra and Teri Hatcher.

Johansson ranked ninth on last year's list. Jolie was No. 1.

"It's remarkable how Scarlett Johansson has caught the attention of our readers," said Scott Gramling, the magazine's U.S. editor in chief, in a statement. "Her sultry voice and striking beauty certainly have a lot to do with that, but so does the confidence she exudes."

"She seems to be one of those women who would be equally at ease on the red carpet as she would just hanging out with the guys."

The magazine's May issue goes on sale April 4.

[ZStomp]

we heard u the first time.. :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'd definatly do Scarlett over Angelina.

[atxrocker]

we heard u the first time.. :lmao

lol.. yeah wanted to get my point across. just kidding, not sure how the fuck the thread duplicated.

[1Parker1]

I'd rather do Jessica Alba, than either of them :oops

:lmao

[ZStomp]

I'd rather do Jessica Alba, than either of them :oops

:lmao


That is so hot..you have no idea.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'd rather do Jessica Alba, than either of them :oops

:lmao
Really?
'casue I'd so you before I'd do Jessica Alba.

I think for me it would be:

1. Scarlett
2. breakfast @ tiffanies era audrey hepburn
3.1P1
4. Angelina
5. Jessica Alba

[Trainwreck2100]

Really?
'casue I'd so you before I'd do Jessica Alba.

I think for me it would be:

1. Scarlett
2. breakfast @ tiffanies era audrey hepburn
3.1P1
4. Angelina
5. Jessica Alba

Time travelling is impossible

[spurs=bling]

we heard u the first time.. :lmao
don't be mean.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Time travelling is impossible

On my fantasy list I can do anything I friggin want. :fro

[RashoFan]

I'd definatly do Scarlett over Angelina.
sorry I would take Angelina....

[Silver21_Black20]

sorry I would take Angelina....

Ditto. :oops

[ShoogarBear]

I'd rather do Jessica Alba, than either of them :oops

:lmao

Really?
'casue I'd so you before I'd do Jessica Alba.

I think for me it would be:

1. Scarlett
2. breakfast @ tiffanies era audrey hepburn
3.1P1
4. Angelina
5. Jessica Alba

http://www.thecardioblog.com/images/2005/04/sanford.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

I'd definatly do Scarlett over Angelina.I'd do both too, but it wouldn't matter which chick was on top of the other.

[Slomo]

I thought Scarlett was pretty until I saw "The Island". Now I think she's smoking hot!!!

In that list of beautiful women it's difficult to make a choice for 1st, 2nd, 3rd...

[Darrin]

All-time list of this FHM reader:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Tyra Banks
3. Jennifer Aniston
4. Faith Hill
5. Alyssa Milano
6. Christina Aguilera
7. Ashley Judd
8. Daisy Fuentes
9. Shania Twain
10. Tiffany Amber-Theissen
11. Charlize Theron
12. Mariah Carey
13. Natalie Portman
14. Halle Berry
15. Eva Longoria
16. Beyonce Knowles
17. Sarah Jessica Parker
18. Alicia Keys
19. Katie Holmes
20. Uma Thurman
21. Jessica Simpson
22. Sophia Loren
23. Jane Fonda
24. Salma Hayek
25. Jennifer Love Hewitt

[SpursWoman]

I'd still take Angelina. :fro

[Slomo]

All-time list of this FHM reader:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Tyra Banks
3. Jennifer Aniston
4. Faith Hill
5. Alyssa Milano
6. Christina Aguilera
7. Ashley Judd
8. Daisy Fuentes
9. Shania Twain
10. Tiffany Amber-Theissen
11. Charlize Theron
12. Mariah Carey
13. Natalie Portman
14. Halle Berry
15. Eva Longoria
16. Beyonce Knowles
17. Sarah Jessica Parker
18. Alicia Keys
19. Katie Holmes
20. Uma Thurman
21. Jessica Simpson
22. Sophia Loren
23. Jane Fonda
24. Salma Hayek
25. Jennifer Love HewittNumber 17?!?!?!? wtf kick her off! I'm not saying she's ugly but not in the same league with the other women on the list.

Missing from that list in no particular order:
Audrey Hepburn
Brigitte Bardot
Kate Beckinsale
Monica Belluci
Mena Suvari
Petra Nemcova
Eva Herzigova
Natalia Vodionova

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Scarlett is definately sexier than Angelina. Angelina Jolie is old news

[1Parker1]

Really?
'casue I'd so you before I'd do Jessica Alba.

I think for me it would be:

1. Scarlett
2. breakfast @ tiffanies era audrey hepburn
3.1P1
4. Angelina
5. Jessica Alba


:lol I love ya Obi. :makeout

[Kdfelicity]

Yall shoulda been listening to the NCDD "Bra"ckets on the Charlie and Chance show. They have Molly Simms, Eva LaRue, Angelina Jolie, and some other chick I can't remember now left for the Final Four.

[Mixability]

Number 17?!?!?!? wtf kick her off! I'm not saying she's ugly but not in the same league with the other women on the list.

:tu
SJP = :vomit

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That would require me to listen to "Charlie and Chance."

No deal.

[Kdfelicity]

That would require me to listen to "Charlie and Chance."

No deal.

What, are you mad they don't talk all sports also?

[ChumpDumper]

Number 17?!?!?!? wtf kick her off! I'm not saying she's uglyI'm saying she's ugly.

[Darrin]

Number 17?!?!?!? wtf kick her off! I'm not saying she's ugly but not in the same league with the other women on the list.

Missing from that list in no particular order:
Audrey Hepburn
Brigitte Bardot
Kate Beckinsale
Monica Belluci
Mena Suvari
Petra Nemcova
Eva Herzigova
Natalia Vodionova

I'm not a big fan of the people added, except Belluci and Hepburn.
Some people I did leave off: Jennifer Esposito, Paula Marshall, Heidi Klum, Marisa Tomei, and Eva Mendes.

I will defend Parker until I'm blue in the face. There is something sensual about her, intelligent, and playful that is inherently sexy.

[Mixability]

I'm saying she's ugly.

warts = ugly

:tu

[T-Pain]

Jennifer Esposito was hot in Crash

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

1. Paulina Porizkova
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Jessica Alba
4. Natalie Portman
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
6. Michelle Pfeiffer
7. Heather Locklear
8. Charlize Theron
9. Anna Kournikova
10. Jaime Pressly
11. Alyssa Milano
12. Heather Graham
13. Sharon Stone
14. Meg Ryan
15. Elizabeth Hurley
16. Shannon Elizabeth
17. Christina Aguilera
18. Kate Beckinsale
19. Maria Sharapova
20. Sharon Stone
21. Milla Jovovich
22. Scarlett Johansson
23. Salma Hayek
24. Carmen Electra
25. Jessica Simpson

[tlongII]

It's all about the Alba.

[atxrocker]

I will defend Parker until I'm blue in the face. There is something sensual about her, intelligent, and playful that is inherently sexy.

not a big Parker fan, shes a butta face.. smart AND sexy would define Natalie Portman, who is getting no love in this motherfucker!

[tlongII]

I'm not a big fan of the people added, except Belluci and Hepburn.
Some people I did leave off: Jennifer Esposito, Paula Marshall, Heidi Klum, Marisa Tomei, and Eva Mendes.

I will defend Parker until I'm blue in the face. There is something sensual about her, intelligent, and playful that is inherently sexy.

You talkin bout 1Parker1?

[Zombie]

Salma Hayek > that fat lipped Angelina Jolie!

[1Parker1]

You talkin bout 1Parker1?


:lol Well, I am sensual, intelligent, playful, and inherently sexy.......if I do say so myself.

[1Parker1]

smart AND sexy would define Natalie Portman, who is getting no love in this motherfucker!

:tu :tu Completely forgot about her....I think she's the most naturally pretty actress in hollywood.

[JoeChalupa]

Rachel McAdams is my #1 right now. :smokin


But that is an awesome list.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

not a big Parker fan, shes a butta face.. smart AND sexy would define Natalie Portman, who is getting no love in this motherfucker!


Check out #4 on the Chopper list above ^^^

[atxrocker]

Check out #4 on the Chopper list above ^^^

barely above Hewitt and her titts are hardly second prize for her.. she is much higher class!!

[ShoogarBear]

Put me down on the "just don't get Natalie Portman" list. She's pretty, but nowhere near the eye-popping drool status of Hayek, Alba, Berry, and Jolie.

[atxrocker]

Put me down on the "just don't get Natalie Portman" list. She's pretty, but nowhere near the eye-popping drool status of Hayek, Alba, Berry, and Jolie.


hey, shoog.. no prob, you ARE A SPURS FAN btw. they tend to be less classy in general. In the eyes of someone who judges more broadley then cup size Natalie is a catch! (not that she is tiny, btw)

[atxrocker]

actually, NO.. I am not here to cause trouble. You have your opinion and I have mine. to me, Natalie is not only very appealing but very intelligent which only adds to her appeal. we can agree to disagree, this is not about basketball at all, this is about personal taste. to each his own, I am a good sport. not sure who the majority agrees with but props to you for posing!

[Darrin]

not a big Parker fan, shes a butta face.. smart AND sexy would define Natalie Portman, who is getting no love in this motherfucker!

She's on my list. As are Ashley Judd and Faith Hill, both of whom I could say the same things about.

[Darrin]

Put me down on the "just don't get Natalie Portman" list. She's pretty, but nowhere near the eye-popping drool status of Hayek, Alba, Berry, and Jolie.

Put me down on the "just don't get Jessica Alba" list.

[Darrin]

Salma Hayek > that fat lipped Angelina Jolie!

In cup size maybe.

[1Parker1]

hey, shoog.. no prob, you ARE A SPURS FAN btw. they tend to be less classy in general. In the eyes of someone who judges more broadley then cup size Natalie is a catch! (not that she is tiny, btw)


:tu Shoog wouldn't understand that. :angel

[ShoogarBear]

hey, shoog.. no prob, you ARE A SPURS FAN btw. they tend to be less classy in general. In the eyes of someone who judges more broadley then cup size Natalie is a catch! (not that she is tiny, btw)

Person A: this is my opinion.

Person B: this is my opinion.

Person A: Oooh, your opinion is different than mine, you must be a bad person who looks at things superficially, so I'll make sure to get some personal attacks in, using a bunch of things you never said. Because otherwise I'd have to face whatever the fuck it is that makes me so insecure about different opinions than mine.

:tu

[Darrin]

:lmao

[Slomo]

Person A: this is my opinion.

Person B: this is my opinion.

Person A: Oooh, your opinion is different than mine, you must be a bad person who looks at things superficially, so I'll make sure to get some personal attacks in, using a bunch of things you never said. Because otherwise I'd have to face whatever the fuck it is that makes me so insecure about different opinions than mine.

:tu:lmao

Pretty good summary of the political forum as well :lol

[JoeChalupa]

Natalie is very attractive but not "hot", IMHO. There's a difference.

[1Parker1]

Person A: this is my opinion.

Person B: this is my opinion.

Person A: Oooh, your opinion is different than mine, you must be a bad person who looks at things superficially, so I'll make sure to get some personal attacks in, using a bunch of things you never said. Because otherwise I'd have to face whatever the fuck it is that makes me so insecure about different opinions than mine.

:tu


:lol My, my aren't we overly sensitive today.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, you want to say something about what I actually wrote, go ahead, but if you don't know me don't go around making shit up to make yourself feel better.

[1Parker1]

Hey, you want to say something about what I actually wrote, go ahead, but if you don't know me don't go around making shit up to make yourself feel better.

Did someone hijack your computer???? I was joking.

[Darrin]

This thread has taken a turn for the worse.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Natalie is very attractive but not "hot", IMHO. There's a difference.

Not me.

When I look at Natalie Portman I get this funny feeling in my pants.

[JoeChalupa]

Crabs?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Crabs?


No thanks. I just ate.

[ShoogarBear]

Did someone hijack your computer???? I was joking.

I wasn't referring to you.

[T Park]

Shoog = Shaft