Women

[Dre_7]

Why does she like to play all these games with my emotions all the time?

And worse yet, why do I keep going back to her like an idiot???

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

:depressed :depressed :depressed

[AlamoSpursFan]

Fall for a woman you can't have. Life will take on a whole new level of depressing suckiness you've never before experienced. Trust me on this one. The sign will read: "Welcome to Pathetic Loserville. Population: YOU!"

:lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'd recommend using a more upscale agency next time. You tend to get what you pay for.

[Dre_7]

:lol :lol Thanks Ed.

[Trainwreck2100]

Fall for a woman you can't have. Life will take on a whole new level of depressing suckiness you've never before experienced. Trust me on this one. The sign will read: "Welcome to Pathetic Loserville. Population: YOU!"

:lol


That's where I'm at right now :tu :tu :tu

[RashoFan]

Why does she like to play all these games with my emotions all the time?

And worse yet, why do I keep going back to her like an idiot???

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

:depressed :depressed :depressed
Your "she" must be related to my "him"....and I think "their" family sucks!!!!:rolleyes

[Dre_7]

And the crap thing about it is that I have such strong feelings for her (even after the crap she has been putting me through) that it is hard to just "forget about her" as EVERYONE has been telling me to do.

[Trainwreck2100]

And the crap thing about it is that I have such strong feelings for her (even after the crap she has been putting me through) that it is hard to just "forget about her" as EVERYONE has been telling me to do.


That's alright dude you're just stupid.

http://www.ezekielbearsports.com/bbs/images/smilies/nod.gif

[CoolArrow]

Dude, listen. First of all...get laid. Doesn't matter where or who or how (not her though), just get some. Then, tell her that you don't want her anymore (you'll be able to do this since you just got laid). That step will be crucial when she calls you back and expects you to come running like her little bitch. When and only when you do not respond to her feminine wiles, will she become confused. And, if you play your cards right you will be in position to turn the "emotional" tables on her. However, this only works for a little while because, we can't stay away from that smell...we're slaves to it dammit! :pctoss

[Trainwreck2100]

Dude, listen. First of all...get laid. Doesn't matter where or who or how (not her though), just get some. Then, tell her that you don't want her anymore (you'll be able to do this since you just got laid). That step will be crucial when she calls you back and expects you to come running like her little bitch. When and only when you do not respond to her feminine wiles, will she become confused. And, if you play your cards right you will be in position to turn the "emotional" tables on her. However, this only works for a little while because, we can't stay away from that smell...we're slaves to it dammit! :pctoss

He doesn't do sex though

[Dre_7]

Dude, listen. First of all...get laid. Doesn't matter where or who or how (not her though), just get some. Then, tell her that you don't want her anymore (you'll be able to do this since you just got laid). That step will be crucial when she calls you back and expects you to come running like her little bitch. When and only when you do not respond to her feminine wiles, will she become confused. And, if you play your cards right you will be in position to turn the "emotional" tables on her. However, this only works for a little while because, we can't stay away from that smell...we're slaves to it dammit! :pctoss

Only problem is, I am not having sex until I am married. So there goes that "plan".

[Trainwreck2100]

Only problem is, I am not having sex until I am married. So there goes that "plan".


Realize that if you marry this girl she'll still do the same shit.

[Dre_7]

Realize that if you marry this girl she'll still do the same shit.

I am aware of that. Which is part of the problem.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Only problem is, I am not having sex until I am married. So there goes that "plan".

You're gonna realize the folly in that little plan about a year after you're eventually married.

:lol

[RashoFan]

Good luck man...just so you know...all women ARE pyscho. Some of us are more pyscho than others....

[Trainwreck2100]

I am aware of that. Which is part of the problem.


Then get yo head out yo ass

[Dre_7]

Good luck man...just so you know...all women ARE pyscho. Some of us are more pyscho than others....

As I have been finding out. :lol

[CoolArrow]

Only problem is, I am not having sex until I am married. So there goes that "plan".

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Are you out of your fucking mind??? What the hell are you thinking? Do you know what you're missing? You need to find yourself a good fuck buddy and find her fast.

What's your deal? Does your religion forbid it? Did your folks freak you out and tell you that its only for the one you truly love? That's fucking bullshit! I you truly love someone and plan to spend the rest of your life with her, then you've got to get some before you make the plunge...and not just the one you're gonna marry either.

Believe me, many a marriage has been ruined because one of (if not both) the so-called happy couple didn't "sow their wild oats" when they were young. How do I know? Because it happened to me once upon a time. I'm telling you bud, the power of the pussy is incredible. You have got to get that shit out of your system before it ruins you.

[Trainwreck2100]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Are you out of your fucking mind??? What the hell are you thinking? Do you know what you're missing? You need to find yourself a good fuck buddy and find her fast.

What's your deal? Does your religion forbid it? Did your folks freak you out and tell you that its only for the one you truly love? That's fucking bullshit! I you truly love someone and plan to spend the rest of your life with her, then you've got to get some before you make the plunge...and not just the one you're gonna marry either.

Believe me, many a marriage has been ruined because one of (if not both) the so-called happy couple didn't "sow their wild oats" when they were young. How do I know? Because it happened to me once upon a time. I'm telling you bud, the power of the pussy is incredible. You have got to get that shit out of your system before it ruins you.


He lost his virginity before you were born

[Dre_7]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Are you out of your fucking mind??? What the hell are you thinking? Do you know what you're missing? You need to find yourself a good fuck buddy and find her fast.

What's your deal? Does your religion forbid it? Did your folks freak you out and tell you that its only for the one you truly love? That's fucking bullshit! I you truly love someone and plan to spend the rest of your life with her, then you've got to get some before you make the plunge...and not just the one you're gonna marry either.

Believe me, many a marriage has been ruined because one of (if not both) the so-called happy couple didn't "sow their wild oats" when they were young. How do I know? Because it happened to me once upon a time. I'm telling you bud, the power of the pussy is incredible. You have got to get that shit out of your system before it ruins you.

Dude I used to have sex. ALOT! But I have since changed my outlook on life since then. So yes I did "sow my wild oats". I have had plenty fuck buddies. But that is not how I want to live. Its not worth it, believe me.

[Shawn Carter]

Why does she like to play all these games with my emotions all the time?

And worse yet, why do I keep going back to her like an idiot???

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

:depressed :depressed :depressed


sucks for you dre

[Pistons < Spurs]

Dude I used to have sex. ALOT! But I have since changed my outlook on life since then. So yes I did "sow my wild oats". I have had plenty fuck buddies. But that is not how I want to live. Its not worth it, believe me.


Good for you Dre!

[Trainwreck2100]

Dude I used to have sex. ALOT! But I have since changed my outlook on life since then. So yes I did "sow my wild oats". I have had plenty fuck buddies. But that is not how I want to live. Its not worth it, believe me.


I wish I was a converted man slut.
:depressed

[CoolArrow]

So if you know how the game works, then what's the problem? Do you want me to send some chicas from the southside to go beat the fuck out of her? That ought to straighten her ass out too.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I need to become a man slut so I can convert...sounds like a good way to live.

:lol

[Dre_7]

So if you know how the game works, then what's the problem? Do you want me to send some chicas from the southside to go beat the fuck out of her? That ought to straighten her ass out too.

The problem (well the main problem) is I need to get over her but I am finding that task easier said than done.

[AlamoSpursFan]

"A Lot To Ask" (Willy Braun)

You beg my forgiveness
Say you’re sorry for what you’ve done
Come crawling back to me
Like I’m your only one


While I gave you my love
That wasn’t enough
And now you think
That I’ll take you back
Yeah but that’s a lot to ask


I never misled you
I told you this day would never come
And I always believed that
Until you done me wrong


While I gave you my love
It wasn’t enough
And now you think
That I’ll take you back
Yeah but that’s a lot to ask


You swore to me once
That you’d always be true
Well I guess you forgot
Cause you found someone new


While I gave you my love
That wasn’t enough
And now you think
That I’ll take you back
Yeah but that’s a lot to ask


Darlin' that’s way too much to ask

[ObiwanGinobili]

You're gonna realize the folly in that little plan about a year after you're eventually married.

:lol

don't tell him crap like that. :nope

My husband & I didin;t have sex untill we were married. we survived 1 1/2 yrs of no-sex dating & we've been married for 7 1/2 awesomely great years.
neither one of us has regrets, and we still arn't "tired" or "bored" with each otehr or whatee stupid things people say about monogamy.

:tu WTG Dre 7!

as to the girl = man if she's playing these games now? the best thing you can do would be to just cut her out opf your life. completely, no contact.
if you keep seeing her it makes it harder to let go & move on.

[polandprzem]

Obi with 1 and 1/2 year without a sex. That's counts for something :wow

But accually - who need women?

[usckk]

Remember...There are 3 rings in marriage

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
And SuffeRING

[Ginofan]

Remember...There are 3 rings in marriage

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
And SuffeRING

:lol that's horrible, but funny.

[SpursWoman]

Remember...There are 3 rings in marriage

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
And SuffeRING


Then just don't do it. :)

[Solid D]

I'm sorry things haven't gone well, Dre 7. You seem to be a man of convictions, a good man. Stick to your convictions with confidence. Do you both clearly understand what you expect from each other? Once you communicate well, then as long as you act maturely, own-up to your responsibilities, and you aren't too selfish - relationships work out so much better.

Someone who appreciates you is out there.

[1Parker1]

Women?! How about Men?? Look at some of the reponses in this thread...(minus SolidD's of course)...half the men on the forum think the solution to anything and everything is more sex! :lol

[usckk]

Haha ^ Its true though. GUys are obsessed with sex.

[Clandestino]

Women?! How about Men?? Look at some of the reponses in this thread...(minus SolidD's of course)...half the men on the forum think the solution to anything and everything is more sex! :lol

HAHA! too funny.

[ShoogarBear]

Men think the answer to everything is sex.

Women think the answer to everything is talking.

That's why I like noisy sex.

[1Parker1]

^:lol

[CoolArrow]

Men think the answer to everything is sex.

Women think the answer to everything is talking.

That's why I like noisy sex.

My new personal motto.

[Mixability]

Haha ^ Its true though. GUys are obsessed with sex.

I'm glad that my gf is more obsessed with sex than me. :)

[polandprzem]

Sex is not necessary

[1Parker1]

Sex is not necessary


...In Poland? :angel

[Trainwreck2100]

Sex is not necessary

Do they have porno in Poland?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Sex is not necessary

uhm. maybe for you.
i think sex has it's proper place ... but oh yeah - it's a total necessity for me :angel

[Mixability]

it's a total necessity for me

:tu

my gf finds any reason for it:

"make up" sex
"shower" sex
"the baby is finally asleep" sex
"i wore a skirt, so we should take advantage of it" sex
"we'll be busy all this weekend, so we'll do it this afternoon" sex

:tu
:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

:tu

my gf finds any reason for it:

"make up" sex
"shower" sex
"the baby is finally asleep" sex
"i wore a skirt, so we should take advantage of it" sex
"we'll be busy all this weekend, so we'll do it this afternoon" sex

:tu
:lol

:lol
I'd like to add to that list;
the spurs won sex
the spurs lost sex
hey I just woke up sex
look there' s no one else in the pantry except us sex
it's kinda dark in the theater sex

[Mixability]

:lol
I'd like to add to that list;
the spurs won sex
the spurs lost sex
hey I just woke up sex
look there' s no one else in the pantry except us sex
it's kinda dark in the theater sex

:tu, i need a bigger pantry.

as for the I just woke up sex, my girl likes to show her "appreciation" even before I've woken up! :elephant

[polandprzem]

Is sex a sport?

[John Doe]

You need to find yourself a good fuck buddy and find her fast.

MMM..... you must tell me more of this.... :rolleyes

[SpursWoman]

Is sex a sport?


If done right. :)

[polandprzem]

If done right. :)

Hmm how to do it right?

Do you prepare for it phisycally and mentaly?

[ObiwanGinobili]

well "sport" kinda brings in "competition".

I think "entertaining past time", "favorite game", "recreational hobby", or "serious obsession" might better describe it.

[polandprzem]

I can compite

[CosmicCowboy]

:lol
I'd like to add to that list;
the spurs won sex
the spurs lost sex
hey I just woke up sex
look there' s no one else in the pantry except us sex
it's kinda dark in the theater sex


you truly are a goddess...:tu

[Mixability]

I can compite

i think there's only doubles competition. :angel

[SpursWoman]

:lol
I'd like to add to that list;
the spurs won sex
the spurs lost sex
hey I just woke up sex
look there' s no one else in the pantry except us sex
it's kinda dark in the theater sex


This couch still has 3 good legs sex
This ice chest looks pretty sturdy sex
You're just about the right height for this island sex
Let's just hang out here until the parking lot clears sex
Futurama kind of turns me on ... sex


:nerd

[polandprzem]

i think there's only doubles competition. :angel

hehe


I'll find someone , somehow...

who is willing to do that with me?


Where can we sign?
who holds the list?
Referees?

[Mixability]

Let's just hang out here until the parking lot clears sex


:tu

during the Spurs game sex is always fun, but then again not when their losing, but now that I think about it, my gf doesn't mind when I get mad during...... nevermind

:oops

:lol

[Mixability]

Referees?

you call your own fouls.

Here's a tip: Overtime is good, but an 8 second violation isn't.

:lol

[polandprzem]

you call your own fouls.

Here's a tip: Overtime is good, but an 8 second violation isn't.

:lol


So no competition? :depressed


So what kind of sport is that? hm?

[polandprzem]

you call your own fouls.

Here's a tip: Overtime is good, but an 8 second violation isn't.

:lol


So no competition? :depressed


So what kind of sport is that? hm? :pctoss

[polandprzem]

That was a double post :)

[Mixability]

So no competition? :depressed


So what kind of sport is that? hm?

You compete against yourself. You try to improve your score with every round. Hopefully she's "knocked out" by the final round, or you at least get a TKO. :lol

[polandprzem]

Are there any penalties?

[Mixability]

Are there any penalties?

yeah, but you usually only get called for offsides when you've just started dating.

[Trainwreck2100]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.


Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

[Mixability]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.


Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

old, but :tu anyway

:lmao

[polandprzem]

:tu Train

[Old School Chic]

Is sex a sport?

It's more then a sport :spin

[polandprzem]

It's more then a sport :spin

Realy...

Do you want play it with me ?



:oops

[desflood]

It's more then a sport :spin
It's a way of life!

[Mixability]

Realy...

Do you want play it with me ?



:oops

wow!

:lmao

[Old School Chic]

Realy...

Do you want play it with me ?



:oops


:oops My God Polandprzem... You are getting brave :lol

[polandprzem]

:oops My God Polandprzem... You are getting brave :lol

Well I don't think it is bravery :angel

[Old School Chic]

Well I don't think it is bravery :angel

What is it then?

[Trainwreck2100]

What is it then?


less blood flow to the brain

[SpursWoman]

Hormones.

[Old School Chic]

Hormones.


:lol

[polandprzem]

Old Scool Chic

Just tell me you don't want to play. Not go aroud saying that that is a brave thing or not blah blah blah :blah

yes or no

straigh answer






































































j/k

;)



















or maybe not?

[Old School Chic]

Old Scool Chic

Just tell me you don't want to play. Not go aroud saying that that is a brave thing or not blah blah blah :blah

yes or no

straigh answer






































































j/k

;)



















or maybe not?

I will PM you my reply

Can't have Shoogarbear find out :lol

[polandprzem]

I will PM you my reply

Can't have Shoogarbear find out :lol


I see. Shoogar the pimp :fro

:angel

[Old School Chic]

Just Kidding Shoogarbear :spin


Tu eres mi Oso de Azucar

[Old School Chic]

I see. Shoogar the pimp :fro

:angel


Yep

[ShoogarBear]

How did I get dragged into this? Just as long as I get my 80%, it's all good.

[SpursWoman]

So she gets a bigger cut than my 10%? WTF?

[ShoogarBear]

So she gets a bigger cut than my 10%? WTF?

How can you do it? VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME!

[polandprzem]

How did I get dragged into this? Just as long as I get my 80%, it's all good.


I'm waiting OSC.

Shoog said it's all good


btw I'm going to sleep Goodnighty

[Old School Chic]

I'm waiting OSC.

Shoog said it's all good


btw I'm going to sleep Goodnighty


Good morning polandprzem
:spin

[polandprzem]

Very Good Morning OSC :spin x1000

[Old School Chic]

Very Good Morning OSC :spin x1000

Now I'm going to sleep.

Good night :spin

[polandprzem]

Good night








that's messed up