How come nobody's said anything about the new Britney sculpture? [Archive]

CosmicCowboy

03-29-2006, 12:35 PM

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/03/28/imageNYR10203282048.jpg

It actually looks pretty erotic from this end.

The head sticking out the other end kind of kills the stiffy though.

1Parker1

03-29-2006, 12:42 PM

Doesn't look anything like her! That is the weirdest sculpture....

Ed Helicopter Jones

03-29-2006, 12:53 PM

I'm sure that's exactly how she gave birth!!

On her knees and elbows spread out on a bearskin rug.

:lmao

Please!

1Parker1

03-29-2006, 12:57 PM

^Hey, you never know...it is Brittany Spears after all. I mean, she has no qualms about walking around barefoot in public restrooms.

T Park

03-29-2006, 12:59 PM

looks nothing like her.

What is the point of this??

Is this art?

gotta be kidding me..

CosmicCowboy

03-29-2006, 01:00 PM

^Hey, you never know...it is Brittany Spears after all. I mean, she has no qualms about walking around barefoot in public restrooms.

:lmao

I didn't realize you ladies had the "overspray" problem we have in the guys restrooms...:lol

SpursWoman

03-29-2006, 01:01 PM

:lmao

I didn't realize you ladies had the "overspray" problem we have in the guys restrooms...:lol

Women do terrible things in public restrooms. :vomit

ObiwanGinobili

03-29-2006, 01:02 PM

NEW YORK -- A life-size sculpture of a naked Britney Spears kneeling on a bearskin rug as she gives birth will be on display next month at Brooklyn's Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery

WTF????????????????
1.THIS BITCH HAD A FUCKING C-SECTION BECASUE SHE WAS AFRAID OF LABOR PAINS LIKE THEY DON;T HAVE PAIN MEDS FOR VAGINAL BIRTH WHERE SHE LIVES OR SOMETHING. SHE NEVER EVEN GAVE BIRTH.

2. THATS NOT EVEN THE POSITION YOU USE FOR UPRIGHT CHILD BIRTH. I COULD POST A DOZEN LINKS SHOWING WOMEN STANDING, KNEELING, ETC WHILE BIRTHING AND THAT ASS UP POSITION IS NOT ONE OF THEM

3. THE ORIGINAL NAME OF THIS SCULPTURE WAS "FUCK ME DOGGY STYLE 'CASUE I'M A HORNY PREGGO" BUT SHE THOUGHT THAT MIHGT NOT BE VERY CLASSY.

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

1Parker1

03-29-2006, 01:04 PM

Women do terrible things in public restrooms. :vomit

No shit! (pun intended)

I don't understand...are they that sloppy in their own homes? I mean :vomit, this is why I am bound to get some sort of urine infection or disease by the time I'm 40. I'm forced to hold it in!

T Park

03-29-2006, 01:04 PM

Obi.

Uh, do you think Britney WANTED this? Or could it be someone did this on their own?

Didn't realize you had so much hate for her.

1Parker1

03-29-2006, 01:05 PM

WTF????????????????
1.THIS BITCH HAD A FUCKING C-SECTION BECASUE SHE WAS AFRAID OF LABOR PAINS LIKE THEY DON;T HAVE PAIN MEDS FOR VAGINAL BIRTH WHERE SHE LIVES OR SOMETHING. SHE NEVER EVEN GAVE BIRTH.

2. THATS NOT EVEN THE POSITION YOU USE FOR UPRIGHT CHILD BIRTH. I COULD POST A DOZEN LINKS SHOWING WOMEN STANDING, KNEELING, ETC WHILE BIRTHING AND THAT ASS UP POSITION IS NOT ONE OF THEM

3. THE ORIGINAL NAME OF THIS SCULPTURE WAS "FUCK ME DOGGY STYLE 'CASUE I'M A HORNY PREGGO" BUT SHE THOUGHT THAT MIHGT NOT BE VERY CLASSY.

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

:wow Can we assume Brittany is on Obi's hate list? :lol

ObiwanGinobili

03-29-2006, 01:05 PM

The sculpture is to appear next to a display case filled with anti-abortion materials. It was created by Daniel Edwards, who said he never spoke to the 24-year-old pop star or met her, and fashioned her face and figure from photographs.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

CosmicCowboy

03-29-2006, 01:05 PM

uhhh...I don't think that Britney had anything to do with the design/production of this sculpture...

but don't let that stop you ObiG...tell us how you REALLY feel about that little slut...LOL

ObiwanGinobili

03-29-2006, 01:06 PM

Obi.

Uh, do you think Britney WANTED this? Or could it be someone did this on their own?

Didn't realize you had so much hate for her.

I don;t actually really hate hate her.
I'm just having some fun. :lol

1Parker1

03-29-2006, 01:09 PM

:lol I don't get it...is it supposed to be some kind of symbolic art??? Cuz, obviously, as Obi pointed out, there's no way that she literally gave birth in that position :lol

ObiwanGinobili

03-29-2006, 01:11 PM

:lol I don't get it...is it supposed to be some kind of symbolic art??? Cuz, obviously, as Obi pointed out, there's no way that she literally gave birth in that position :lol

It was sculpted by a guy. :lol He;s an idiot.
oh, and this is my fav. part:

The sculpture is to appear next to a display case filled with anti-abortion materials.......Asked whether he's anti-abortion, Edwards said, "You nailed me. I'm not saying that I am. I wouldn't march with either pro-life or pro-choice advocates. This is not meant to be political."

oh my god. :lol

SpursWoman

03-29-2006, 01:11 PM

She's supposed to be giving birth in that sculpture? I thought she was looking to get tagged.

:lmao

No, gravity has to help a baby come out...and upside down isn't going to cut it. :lmao :lmao

ObiwanGinobili

03-29-2006, 01:12 PM

She's supposed to be giving birth in that sculpture? I thought she was looking to get tagged.

:lmao

No, gravity has to help a baby come out...and upside down isn't going to cut it. :lmao :lmao

no kidding!
That kid would need serious hiking gear and a rope to climb up outta the birth canal.

2Blonde

03-29-2006, 01:14 PM

:lol I don't get it...is it supposed to be some kind of symbolic art??? Cuz, obviously, as Obi pointed out, there's no way that she literally gave birth in that position :lol

Yes it is symbolic. Here is the link...
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20060328/114356862000.html
He's a strange artist who has created other odd works as well. Britney had nothing to do with this.

CosmicCowboy

03-29-2006, 01:14 PM

She's supposed to be giving birth in that sculpture? I thought she was looking to get tagged.

:lmao

No, gravity has to help a baby come out...and upside down isn't going to cut it. :lmao :lmao

thats what I mentioned in my first post. supposedly the baby's head is sticking out on the OTHER END of the sculpture...

SpursWoman

03-29-2006, 01:15 PM

thats what I mentioned in my first post. supposedly the baby's head is sticking out on the OTHER END of the sculpture...

That makes more sense, then. I didn't know that part of it, so I thought she had assumed the position...which is why I thought tacky.

:lol

spurs_fan_in_exile

03-29-2006, 01:17 PM

thats what I mentioned in my first post. supposedly the baby's head is sticking out on the OTHER END of the sculpture...

Yeah, the reverse angle ain't a pretty sight. Check it out:

http://www.bspears.org/cutenews/data/upimages/kev.jpg

ObiwanGinobili

03-29-2006, 01:20 PM

Yeah, the reverse angle ain't a pretty sight. Check it out:

http://www.bspears.org/cutenews/data/upimages/kev.jpg

:lmao :lmoa

oh i need warning! my kids are trying to nap & i lamost woke them up with that.

Old School Chic

03-29-2006, 02:10 PM

WTF????????????????
1.THIS BITCH HAD A FUCKING C-SECTION BECASUE SHE WAS AFRAID OF LABOR PAINS LIKE THEY DON;T HAVE PAIN MEDS FOR VAGINAL BIRTH WHERE SHE LIVES OR SOMETHING. SHE NEVER EVEN GAVE BIRTH.

2. THATS NOT EVEN THE POSITION YOU USE FOR UPRIGHT CHILD BIRTH. I COULD POST A DOZEN LINKS SHOWING WOMEN STANDING, KNEELING, ETC WHILE BIRTHING AND THAT ASS UP POSITION IS NOT ONE OF THEM

3. THE ORIGINAL NAME OF THIS SCULPTURE WAS "FUCK ME DOGGY STYLE 'CASUE I'M A HORNY PREGGO" BUT SHE THOUGHT THAT MIHGT NOT BE VERY CLASSY.

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

"FUCK ME DOGGY STYLE 'CASUE I'M A HORNY PREGGO"

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

ShoogarBear

03-29-2006, 02:15 PM

I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint. :smokin

I am curious as to why they haven't shown a picture yet of a shot from the "money" end.

Old School Chic

03-29-2006, 02:17 PM

I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint. :smokin

I am curious as to why they haven't shown a picture yet of a shot from the "money" end.

Shoogar,

I thought you were the innocent type :depressed

ShoogarBear

03-29-2006, 02:20 PM

Shoogar,

I thought you were the innocent type :depressed

What is more beautiful and innocent than childbirth?

If Britney had no knowledge or approval of this, then I truly feel bad for her in this case.

Not only is this "artist" seemingly picking on her, he's not even good enough to make it look like her.

Horry For 3!

03-29-2006, 02:22 PM

It is stupid, there is nothing to say about it

ShoogarBear

03-29-2006, 02:25 PM

It is stupid, there is nothing to say about it

Wrongo. I'm sure you can give us some insight as to the workout regimen for her triceps and delts. How many preggos have muscle definition like that?

2Blonde

03-29-2006, 02:32 PM

What is more beautiful and innocent than childbirth?

If Britney had no knowledge or approval of this, then I truly feel bad for her in this case.

Not only is this "artist" seemingly picking on her, he's not even good enough to make it look like her.

Art is representational. It doesn't need to look like her. It's not a replica. The article says his works are considered to be both serious and yet preposterous/comical at the same time. It represents what he sees in a larger than life sort of way, not necessarily what we see. I wouldn't buy it, but I respect his right to create it.

cheguevara

03-29-2006, 02:39 PM

Britney is ugly but not THAT ugly. damn the "artist" sucks

SpursWoman

03-29-2006, 02:42 PM

If Britney had no knowledge or approval of this, then I truly feel bad for her in this case.

Not only is this "artist" seemingly picking on her, he's not even good enough to make it look like her.

:tu

ShoogarBear

03-29-2006, 02:44 PM

Art is representational. It doesn't need to look like her. It's not a replica. The article says his works are considered to be both serious and yet preposterous/comical at the same time. It represents what he sees in a larger than life sort of way, not necessarily what we see. I wouldn't buy it, but I respect his right to create it.

I can respect that argument in general, but I don't buy it for this particular peice.

I would have more respect for the artist (although still think the sculpture is crap) if he didn't say it was Britney Spears. I don't see the creative necessity of giving it her name. Either he's a) just looking for cheap publicity or b) made a terrible likeness.

I guess he's got a right to create it in the same way others have a right to make terrible bobblehead dolls or horrible "custom McFarlane" figurines. (Granted, those are supposed to be representational and so can easily be criticized when they look nothing like their subjects.)