Wilber Valderrama

[midgetonadonkey]

I was listening to Howard Stern the other day and this dude was on. He talked about breaking Mandy Moore's hymen, fucking Ashley Simpson, Lindsey Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewit. He even said one of them did anal. He is the luckiest fucking foreigner ever.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Wilmer

[midgetonadonkey]

Whatever the fuck. Either way he's a lucky bastard.

[ORION]

how true is it ?

[tlongII]

Are you really lucky if you get to fuck Ashley Simpson?

[ShoogarBear]

You think she lip synchs during that, too?

[Silver21_Black20]

Wilber :lmao

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm with midget on this one. Ashlee isn't too impressive cuz she looks like any other typical bimbo stereotype (except slightly more hideous in the face), plus she's a nobody, but his other accomplishments are amazing, if only by name.

[maxpower]

Are you really lucky if you get to fuck Ashley Simpson?

Must've been his slumpbuster.

[1Parker1]

Ehhh, I don't think Lindsay Lohan is that pretty either. If you ever see her pics without makeup, she looks incredibly nasty.

Oh and "Wilber" ain't that hot himself. He looks like he's 12. :)

[T Park]

Im sure hes telling the truth too.....

[King]

Well, if he didn't, I'm sure there will be many statements issued - since it was on a huge national show. But, everyone knows his past conquests are like a TigerBeat magazine.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm really impressed with his banging Jennifer Love Hewit. She has great tits. Wilber is the man!

[50 cent]

Lucky fuck.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Once again I'll have to agree with midget

[danyel]

He is the luckiest fucking foreigner ever.

Born in Miami in 1980

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005519/

[midgetonadonkey]

He moved to Venezuela when he was like 2 and lived there until he was 14.

[DieMrBond]

That dude must have something going for him other than his ... his ... wait, what the hell has he got going for him?

It sure as hell isnt money - cause all of those girls are far better paid (surely) than he is!

But damn, JLH!? Talk about reaching 'above your status'!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The best conquest listed above is Mandy Moore, then JLH. The others are not all that hot, but have big big big ole jugs and at least you could say that you f'ed "the" "lindsay lohan"

[KEDA]

I was listening to Howard Stern the other day and this dude was on. He talked about breaking Mandy Moore's hymen, fucking Ashley Simpson, Lindsey Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewit. He even said one of them did anal. He is the luckiest fucking foreigner ever.


dude


Zac is going to be PISSED

[CoolArrow]

http://www.geocities.com/gavriankur/fez_3.jpg

I had to do Ashley, she needed it...and stop calling me Wilber.

[Sec24Row7]

Riiight..

Fez is SO honest about his sex life... :rolleyes

[T-Pain]

Ehhh, I don't think Lindsay Lohan is that pretty either. If you ever see her pics without makeup, she looks incredibly nasty.

Oh and "Wilber" ain't that hot himself. He looks like he's 12. :)


shes got a big ass schozz

[T-Pain]

Wilber :lmao

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

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"Whhillllll-burrrrrrrr!"

[Sunshine]

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"Whhillllll-burrrrrrrr!"


LOL

That's exactly what I thought of when I saw "wilber".

[CosmicCowboy]

actually his name is Wilmer.

And the whole thing must have been a joke. No way he tagged all those hotties, especially JLH.

[SpursWoman]

Yuck.

I realize that being able to impress the American public with who you fucked is so very, very important to a man's machismo ... but kiss 'n tell = no class. I guess he has to fuck his way to celebrity, because obviously his lack of talent isn't cutting it....because I've never heard of that guy in my life. :lol

[pache100]

:lol

Methinks "Wilber" has a very vivid and active imagination and fantasy life.

Funny...he didn't mention Eva?

[CosmicCowboy]

Yuck.

I realize that being able to impress the American public with who you fucked is so very, very important to a man's machismo ... but kiss 'n tell = no class. I guess he has to fuck his way to celebrity, because obviously his lack of talent isn't cutting it....because I've never heard of that guy in my life. :lol

:lmao

I had to google search him to figure it out...when I realized they were talking about the geek on "that seventies show" I knew it had to be a joke.

[Sunshine]

Wilmer...Wilber....both goofy ass names.


SW: he's on That 70's Show

But yeah, :lol you're right.

[T-Pain]

:lol

Methinks "Wilber" has a very vivid and active imagination and fantasy life.

Funny...he didn't mention Eva?

to him fucking Eva would be like fuckin his momma

[T-Pain]

damn im still gettin a kick out of "Wilber"

:lmao

[pache100]

to him fucking Eva would be like fuckin his momma

Wilmer (26) is older than Tony (23). Eva (31) dated Wilmer after she separated from her ex-husband, Tyler Christopher (34), and before she met and started dating Tony. Pictures of them together in various nightspots were plentiful on the internet and in the entertainment magazines.

[Sunshine]

ok.. this is NOT the Wilmer who dated Lohan


http://www.jc-chasez.net/Pictures/JC%20Chasez/2004/december-31st/jc-eva-nye-05.jpg

[1Parker1]

^That's N Sync boy and Eva.

[Sunshine]

^That's N Sync boy and Eva.


That's what I figured. I googled "eva and wilmer" and about 20 pics of her with that guy popped up.

[T-Pain]

Wilmer (26) is older than Tony (23). Eva (31) dated Wilmer after she separated from her ex-husband, Tyler Christopher (34), and before she met and started dating Tony. Pictures of them together in various nightspots were plentiful on the internet and in the entertainment magazines.

o sorry, i thought eva was in her late 30's, didnt think she was that young

[T-Pain]

ok.. this is NOT the Wilmer who dated Lohan


http://www.jc-chasez.net/Pictures/JC%20Chasez/2004/december-31st/jc-eva-nye-05.jpg

Tony wouldnt be too fond of that pic...

[Kori Ellis]

actually his name is Wilmer.

And the whole thing must have been a joke. No way he tagged all those hotties, especially JLH.


I don't think it's a lie, I think he's dated all of them.

Here's one example ...

Lindsay Lohan hooks up with Wilmer Valderrama
Lindsay Lohan was spotted going back to the SoHo Grand hotel room with her ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama at 5:30 am yesterday. The two had been partying together at Lotus, and Us Weekly has already bought pictures of the two leaving the hotel together.

[Kori Ellis]

And he dated Mandy Moore ...

That 70’s Show actor Wilmer Valderrama hasn’t seemed to lose any sleep over his split from his love of six whole months, Lindsay Lohan. Valderrama has reportedly been seen hanging out with his ex-girlfriend Mandy Moore, a move that sources say could push Lohan over the edge. A friend of Lohan’s said, "I don't know if she knows that Wilmer has been hanging out with Mandy. If she did, she would lose it. That was always one of the trouble spots in their relationship. It was that threatening ex-girlfriend type thing."

A friend of Valderrama’s denies reports that Valderrama and Moore have rekindled their romance. He said, "Wilmer is not back with Mandy. He just wants to date and have fun." Moore and Valderrama dated for more than a year before he took up with Lohan.

[Silver21_Black20]

Wilber :lmao

[Kori Ellis]

Here he is with Lohan...

http://www.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0602/lindsay-lohan-blue-bikini-00.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

I just mistyped when I originally made the thread but now I think Wilber sounds better.

[Kori Ellis]

Girlfriend: Mandy Moore (singer-actress, dated 2000-02)
Girlfriend: Jessica Alba (actress, dated 2003)
Girlfriend: Jennifer Love Hewitt (actress, dated 2003)
Girlfriend: Lindsay Lohan (actress, dating since May 2004)

[midgetonadonkey]

He talked about Jessica Alba but he said he never banged her.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I don't care who the fuck he's dated or fucked, all I know is the guy is an asshole for broadcasting shit like that.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't care who the fuck he's dated or fuck, all I know is the guy is an asshole for broadcasting shit like that.

True. But that's what guys do on Howard Stern.

[Silver21_Black20]

^That's N Sync boy and Eva.

I'm gonna have to put N'Sync boy in the Hot Guy Thread :)

[midgetonadonkey]

He didn't come out and just say "Hey I fucked Mandy Moore" or anything like that. Howard would ask him and he just answered.

[cecil collins]

Here is a link (http://www.usmagazine.com/blog/2006/03/28/fez-%E2%80%99fesses-up-on-howard-stern/) to some of his comments.

[T-Pain]

i think wilber is an ugly lookin fella if you ask me. obviously those chicks just want his money. hell if wilber can pick up those hotties, than i can too, except they wont like me cuz i aint got money