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boutons_
03-30-2006, 05:51 AM
Come on, you young conservatives/red-staters/evangelicals, dubya needs to waste your minds and bodies in Iraq. Sign up today. If you're bottom of the barrel dregs, no problem!

Tatoos now welcome!


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US Army redraws its tattoo policy

The US Army has relaxed its policy on tattoos in a bid to boost the number of new recruits to its ranks. Soldiers can now have tattoos on their hands and back of the neck as long as they are not "extremist, indecent, sexist or racist," army officials say.

Women recruits can also wear permanent eye-liner, eyebrows and lip makeup, although it must "not be trendy".

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An army official said it made no sense any more to bar highly-qualified people on the basis of their body art.

Tattoos and permanent make-up have become increasingly popular among young men and women in the US in recent years.

'Unfit for duty'

"The army is America. We are America's sons and daughters. American's sons and daughters are getting tattoos," Lt Col Bryan Hilferty at the Pentagon said.

"The army is continuing to update our personnel policies. We have people who are otherwise qualified who want to serve and who have answered the call to duty."

Tattoos on the head, face or throat area will continue to be banned, and any sexist, racist or gang tattoo makes potential recruits "unfit for duty", Lt Hilferty stressed.

Permanent make-up "should be conservative and complement the uniform and complexion in both style and colour and will not be trendy," the regulations read.

The US army was 7,000 short of its target of recruiting 80,000 new soldiers last year.

Army officials admitted the shortfall has been caused partly by a wariness among young people of having to serve in Iraq.






Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/world/americas/4859478.stm

Published: 2006/03/30 02:20:08 GMT

© BBC MMVI

JoeChalupa
03-30-2006, 08:48 AM
It always amazes me how many people are so behind this war yet are not willing to join the military.

SA210
03-30-2006, 10:47 AM
^^^ It doesn't amaze me.

smeagol
03-30-2006, 10:52 AM
It always amazes me how many people are so behind this war yet are not willing to join the military.
Are you referring to Yoni, Gtown, vashner, AHF, etc?

SA210
03-30-2006, 11:00 AM
^^^ you forgot Xray

smeagol
03-30-2006, 11:02 AM
^^^ you forgot Xray
I didn't. He is simple too old.

Spurminator
03-30-2006, 11:03 AM
I'm always a little amazed at how people who supposedly want a swift victory and exit in Iraq still find amusement (or offense) in any attempt to strengthen the Military, and seem to celebrate the fact that recruitment is low.

Sec24Row7
03-30-2006, 11:05 AM
We have an actual war like WWII or Vietnam where there is a draft and I will go.

Running out of window for my age though.

boutons_
03-30-2006, 11:46 AM
"people who supposedly want a swift victory and exit in Iraq"

nice bullshit. it should have read:

"people who definitiely NEVER wanted the Repug Iraq war"

I have absolutley nothing against the military. They didn't start the bogus war. They're just doing their jobs and following Repug orders.

This war and its dissenters AREN'T about the military, who are pawns of the Repugs. It's about dubya/dickhhead/rove/rummy/rice/powell/wolfowitz/Repugs/conservatives who lied about the reasons for the war.

If the military can be strengthened to hasten the end of the Repug war and reduce the war's casulties and damage, I'm all for it. But the Repugs have a structural problem (not enough troops EVER in Iraq, and now insufficient recruiting) deriving from their incompetence in planning/executing/managing the war that is causing the war to be more severe and longer than was necessary.

Spurminator
03-30-2006, 11:48 AM
This war and its dissenters AREN'T about the military


If the military can be strengthened to hasten the end of the Repug war and reduce the war's casulties and damage, I'm all for it.

Then why the continued mockery of efforts to do just that?

boutons_
03-30-2006, 01:00 PM
"mockery"

because it's mockable. The military is in an impossible, pitiful situation, through no fault of their own.

The article illustrates how the military is reduced to scraping the bottom of the barrel because the dubya-suckers, red-staters who (barely) voted dubya in don't want anything to do with his bullshit war, and don't want to pay for it (taxes), either. But they all "support the troops" as long as the troops are other people. Fucking hypocrits.

boutons_
03-30-2006, 01:34 PM
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Spurminator
03-30-2006, 02:35 PM
The article illustrates how the military is reduced to scraping the bottom of the barrel

So you're saying people with tatoos and eye liner are "the bottom of the barrel".


Fucking hypocrits.

Indeed.

boutons_
03-30-2006, 03:36 PM
no, tatoo or not is a military standard in motion, not mine.

the military is having to lower its standards to get anybody, since the red-staters support the war with their words and votes, but not with their money and bodies. Hypocrits.

Nbadan
03-30-2006, 03:44 PM
I agree with Boutons. Until we find a way to get some of the Senator's sons and daughters and maybe even Jenna or Barbara (the daughter not the witch) to Iraq, the politicians won't care. It will be remarkable how fast they start caring once their young are over there.

ChumpDumper
03-30-2006, 03:53 PM
My brother just got an offer to join the army. Apparently his advanced degree so in demand they're willing to overlook the fact that he's over enlistment age, a type 1 diabetic and deceased.

Spurminator
03-30-2006, 03:53 PM
no, tatoo or not is a military standard in motion, not mine.

the military is having to lower its standards to get anybody, since the red-staters support the war with their words and votes, but not with their money and bodies. Hypocrits.

That's the consequence of an all-volunteer Military. People are less likely to join the Military voluntarily during wartime regardless of how they feel about the war. To suggest that pro-war voters have some moral obligation to serve is similar to suggesting that liberals should be obligated to donate to the Arts and Public Media.

I would say the Military is "relaxing" some of their standards, not "lowering" them. And that's a GOOD thing, regardless of whether we're at war or not.

smeagol
03-30-2006, 03:55 PM
I agree with Boutons. Until we find a way to get some of the Senator's sons and daughters and maybe even Jenna or Barbara (the daughter not the witch) to Iraq, the politicians won't care. It will be remarkable how fast they start caring once their young are over there.
I wouldn't mind seeing some sons and daughers of hawkish politicians joining the military

Spurminator
03-30-2006, 03:57 PM
I wouldn't either. It couldn't be a bad thing... and I do think some of them might think a little harder about the decisions they make. But the only way to ensure that will happen is to reinstate the Draft. And who's willing to touch that issue?

Oh, Gee!!
03-30-2006, 03:58 PM
This thread is messing something. What could it be? Oh yeah, I remember now! This thread needs a crazy rant from Vashner.

nkdlunch
03-30-2006, 04:05 PM
cool! so I can join!










NOT! :rolleyes

Spurminator
03-30-2006, 04:07 PM
:lol


The power is in the hands of the people, as it should be. If enough Military families are fed up with how the war has been handled, or have come to disagree with the war altogether, the Republicans will feel it in the next elections. They can't stay in power unless they still have the support of a significant number of Military families.

So regardless of whether our Representatives have children at war or not, the number of voters who do is enough to decide whether they serve another term or not.

DarkReign
03-30-2006, 04:17 PM
boutons_, sometimes I agree with you, its just too damn hard when in one sentence you make an excellent point, and the next you make yourself look like an ass.

Not hating on you, just saying...

O, btw, I agree with boutons_ minus the incredulousness.

austinfan
03-30-2006, 04:19 PM
:lol


The power is in the hands of the people, as it should be. If enough Military families are fed up with how the war has been handled, or have come to disagree with the war altogether, the Republicans will feel it in the next elections. They can't stay in power unless they still have the support of a significant number of Military families.

So regardless of whether our Representatives have children at war or not, the number of voters who do is enough to decide whether they serve another term or not.

Military families are not a large enough voting bloc to swing the results of an election--there are many more people who support the war, but will never have to pay the price of losing a child or spouse in it. And many military families are opposed to the war, and another portion of them probably don't vote at all.

We as a society shouldn't go to war unless all parts of society have to make a sacrifice for it--whether that's through the draft, higher taxes to pay for it, or paying more for gas so we don't have to depend on Middle Eastern oil. Otherwise, where's the incentive to end it?

This war has stretched our army so thin and put us so deep in debt (with no end in sight), that future generations will look back on this era, and see it as the beginning of the end of America's reign as a superpower, much like what happened with Britain and France in the years following WWI.

Spurminator
03-30-2006, 04:33 PM
Military families are not a large enough voting bloc to swing the results of an election

I disagree.

There are currently 1.5 million active troops. If you account for those votes along with the votes of their parents, grandparents, siblings... perhaps even aunts, uncles, etc.... that's enough to make a very strong impact. Especially in regional elections, but even National (I think an 80% or so anti-war stance for military families in Ohio and Florida would have made a pretty significant difference)

Nbadan
03-30-2006, 04:49 PM
I disagree.

There are currently 1.5 million active troops. If you account for those votes along with the votes of their parents, grandparents, siblings... perhaps even aunts, uncles, etc.... that's enough to make a very strong impact. Especially in regional elections, but even National (I think an 80% or so anti-war stance for military families in Ohio and Florida would have made a pretty significant difference)

Military families could be a powerful voting bloc, trouble is, as Austin put it, most Military officers are Pro-Republican because they build much more lavish officers clubs and always find the cash for the latest military toy.