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chode_regulator
04-01-2006, 02:55 PM
i think so. it, see i just used it, and i just used the word again, can be used to describe anything and in any situation.
if you dont think "it" is the most vague, then surely the most used. closely followed by definitely.

mookie2001
04-01-2006, 03:00 PM
blog?

thispego
04-01-2006, 03:12 PM
definitely blog

mookie2001
04-01-2006, 03:13 PM
tell your blog us to call her friends in blogview and we'll go up there and blog some blog, come back down south and blog it

HennyYoungman
04-01-2006, 03:18 PM
It could be.

thispego
04-01-2006, 03:21 PM
tell your blog us to call her friends in blogview and we'll go up there and blog some blog, come back down south and blog it
thats a pretty good blog

mookie2001
04-01-2006, 03:23 PM
blog yeah!!!
we'll be blogging blogs of blog in eachothers faces

SpursWoman
04-01-2006, 03:24 PM
no, I think "teh" is. :lol

AlamoSpursFan
04-01-2006, 03:28 PM
Secks. Most definitely. Google it.

:lol

Trainwreck2100
04-01-2006, 03:29 PM
I think vague is the most vague in the English language

polandprzem
04-01-2006, 03:32 PM
What in the hell?

It sucks

lil'mo
04-01-2006, 03:52 PM
bullshit, the most vague/used word is moo... at least in my opinion

Smacky The Frog
04-01-2006, 03:56 PM
Ribbit.

lil'mo
04-01-2006, 03:59 PM
beat it lottery pick

Cant_Be_Faded
04-01-2006, 04:00 PM
little mo
lollollollollollollollollol

lil'mo
04-01-2006, 04:12 PM
cbf cant be faded <-that = fact

Smacky The Frog
04-01-2006, 04:30 PM
Ribbit.

Cant_Be_Faded
04-01-2006, 05:55 PM
Smacky The Frog if I were Kori I would say "Smacky The Frog you are banned" cuz you don't bring much substance to any thread a la Johnny Tightlips (status: unbanned but controlled)

AlamoSpursFan
04-01-2006, 06:22 PM
"In England Smoky the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, alright! Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world" -- Mitch Hedberg

ShoogarBear
04-01-2006, 06:27 PM
no, I think "teh" is. :lol
No kidding.

slayermin
04-01-2006, 08:36 PM
Yadda as in yadda, yadda, yadda.

Guru of Nothing
04-01-2006, 08:46 PM
It is what it is.

mcornelio
04-01-2006, 09:12 PM
The Fucking Disclaimer
If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.

Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off".

It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like:

"Fuck off", he hinted.

Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).

Further Structures
As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Greetings "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion or Disbelief "What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair "Fucked again."
Good Job "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence "He's a fucking genius."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration "Nice fucking tits!"
Hate "You Fuck!"
Disappointment "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand "A Royal Fuck."
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who gives a fuck."
Resignation "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions "Fuck off."
Sex "Let's fuck."
Maternal "Motherfucker."
Incestuous "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement "Absofuckinglutely."
Praising the Lord "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet "Shut the fuck up."
You're right "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence "Fuckin' A."
Apathy "I don't give a fuck."
Bewilderment "Fucked if I know."
Enraged "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance "Fuck off, fucker."
Pissed off "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.

Famous historical quotes
Never forget the words of these famous people.

General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher "What fucking map?"
Picasso "It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump "You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy "Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton "Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her."
Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloack fucked!"
William Tell "Keep Fucking Still."

Some readers have pointed out that there are also some real famous fuck quotes from historical figures, such as General George Patton who among other things is noted to have said:

"I don't give a fuck for a man who's not always on his toes."
"The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about fucking!"
"We're going to murder those lousy Hun cock suckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."

Australia's Kerry Packer (for a time Australia's richest man; died late 2005) was also very fond of the word "fuck". Perhaps his best remembered quote followed the first time he died in 1990, after suffering a heart attack and being clinically dead for some eight minutes before being revived. When asked if he saw a light at the end of a tunnel he said: "Son, there's fucking nothing there."

Conclusion
The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word. If by any chance you think I've missed any, please fucking let me know.

How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"?

Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking prestige and stature.

Why not say "FUCK YOU !" to someone today.

Shaolin-Style
04-01-2006, 10:46 PM
How can you forget smurf?

That's just smurf. Smurf that smurfin smurflicious smurf. Smurf!

Guru of Nothing
04-01-2006, 11:23 PM
How's that O Brother line go - Is you is, or is you isn't with me?

My bad, I forgot that the key word was "it" and not "is."

Of course, it all depends on how you spell "it."

CharlieMac
04-02-2006, 12:33 AM
Much like every other word in modern english, "it" has deep indo-european roots tracing back to Old English. It's root is ko- which is the stem of a demonstrative pronoun meaning "this".

It's old english form is "hit". I don't know why the fuck the H was dropped, but I'm going to assume that voice assimilation took place. The word hit has some germanic roots to it so maybe Grimms law came into effect and morphed the word into "it".

Who says this english degree will never come in handy? I could be wrong either way.

CharlieMac
04-02-2006, 12:40 AM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK. I'm sooooo bored. I might actually hit up that troll forum.

ShoogarBear
04-02-2006, 01:22 AM
It's old english form is "hit". I don't know why the fuck the H was dropped, but I'm going to assume that voice assimilation took place.
Good thing.

tlong would look pretty silly saying "I'd hit hit" all the time.