SequSpur
04-06-2006, 07:09 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse",he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir,
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,
"Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown,
holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and
moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir." The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
very closely...... "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s b a c k?"
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse",he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir,
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,
"Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown,
holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and
moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir." The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
very closely...... "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s b a c k?"