Fun little game.... rank your Spurs.

[aaronstampler]

Because the people here don't hate each other's guts enough!

Rank the '05-'06 Spurs 1-14 from your favorite to your least. Have fun everybody!


1. Adrien Brody
2. Plantar Fasciatis
3. BB (so shoot me.)
4. Roho
5. Edward Scissorhands
6. Beaner
7. Mr. Langoria (French mafia's gonna get me)
8. Findog
9. The Slovenian Stopper
10. Fab
11. Kiwi
12. T-rex hands
13. Create-a-player default template guy
14. NVE

[T Park]

Van Exel at the bottom??


Miss the Memphis and Dallas games?!?!?!?!

[aaronstampler]

Van Exel at the bottom??


Miss the Memphis and Dallas games?!?!?!?!


it'd be a pretty boring world if people felt the same way about everything TPark. Instead of bitching at me why don't you just make your own list and see if I criticize yours?

[yourtehclay]

1) Bruce - It's great to see someone make it through almost hard work alone. He's the consumate team player

2)Tim - He's our best player and probably the most down to earth superstar there is.

3)Manu - He's an exciting player to watch, and he does it all for this team

4) Robert Horry - two points down with just seconds left.............

5)Skid Marks - He's a New Zealander, close enough to Australia i guess.

6)Brent - He's white, he can dunk and he's fucking funny. What's not to like.

7)Tony P - he loses points for being french....... nah jokes

8)Nazr - He's perhaps our only big who can throw it down

9) Van Ex - He's gangsta

10) Fin -He was still a mav, that's a difficult stench to clean off

11) Rash - He seems to lack heart, he reminds me of a big kid forced to play ball. He's alright though

12)Beno - He's a touch to gay for my liking. Remember the man purse?

13)Fabricio - That hair really pisses me off, and he can't jump.

14) Melvin Sanders - I don't know anything about him, so he comes last by default

[T-Pain]

whos 12 and 13??

[snowboarder]

Van Exel at the bottom??


Miss the Memphis and Dallas games?!?!?!?!

2 games really makes a point

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

13. Create-a-player default template guy
:lol

[v2freak]

1.) TD
2.) Bowen
3.) Barry
4.) Fin
5.) Van Ex
6.) Nazr
7.) Sanders (hard worker!)
8.) Big Shot Bob
9.) Rasho
9.) Marks
10.) Oberto
10.) Udrih
11.) Parker
11.) Ginobili

[exstatic]

whos 12 and 13??

My guess, by the descriptions, are Nazr and Melvin Sanders. :lol

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

MANU - "My apologies, what is this word means?"
Tim "Hi, I'm Tim"
Bruce the team ass
Tony "AH! the Pistons! I surrender!"
Nazr - butterfingers
Brent "You guys are nuts."
RoHo "yeah what is wrong with you guys?"
Van Exel "I think they're kind of amusing"
Finley - A mav traitor
Rasho - "but Pop says I'm cool...(sniff)"
Fabr - He's a scrapper.
Beno - Unproven scrub
Sean Marks - goofy white goober, friend on the sidelines
Melvin Sanders - grinning freeloader

[duncan2k5]

1. Tony
2. Timmy
3. Manu
4. Bruce Bruce
5. HORRY!!!
6. Beno
7. Nazr
8. Bones
9. The Rash
10. The FINisher (finley)
11. Van excelent
12. Oberto
13. Kiwi

i actually like DPG the same (Duncan Parker Ginobili)

[aaronstampler]

1.) TD
2.) Bowen
3.) Parker
4.) Big Shot Bob
5.) Fin
6.) Nazr
7.) Sanders (hard worker!)
8.) Van Ex
9.) Rasho
9.) Marks
10.) Oberto
10.) Udrih
11.) Barry
11.) Ginobili

[aaronstampler]

I see a pattern between Frenchie's top 8 and bottom 6. Maybe I'm crazy.

[1Parker1]

1.) TD
2.) Bowen
3.) Parker
4.) Big Shot Bob
5.) Fin
6.) Nazr
7.) Sanders (hard worker!)
8.) Van Ex
9.) Rasho
9.) Marks
10.) Oberto
10.) Udrih
11.) Barry
11.) Ginobili

Blasphemy! Ginobili at 11? You will burn in hell for that............ :smokin

[T-Pain]

oooo T-Rex hands=Nazr. that makes sense. melvin? default template? :lmao

[angel_luv]

I can't number them like you guys did because many picks are two close to call- especially when it comes to my top four.

For mine: picture a pyramid with my favorites being the top layer going downward. (And I listed the names for each layer in alphabetical order so you can't go by that.)


Top Tier: Beno, Gino, Rasho, Timmy

Second Tier: Brent, Bruce, Robert, Sean,

Third Tier: Fin, Mel, Nazr, Oberto, Parker, Van Exel

[aaronstampler]

oooo T-Rex hands=Nazr. that makes sense. melvin? default template? :lmao

It's no joke dude. It's something I stumpled on after I bought the 2K6 video game wiht Shaq on the cover. When you go to "create a player" the default template guy is a dead ringer for Sanders. It's uncanny.

[Samr]

Favorite to least (if you can call it that)

Bowen- R.E.S.P.E.C...."whatthesonofabitch!?!?! That dude just stepped underneath me! You aren't supposed to block out in the NBA. It's, like, negative-cool. Score. Score. Score motherfucker!"

Parker- hey, look, the French are good at something! Damn this kid is fast. Must be all the retreat practice they had in grade-school...that he didn't finish. Does he even have his highschool diploma?

Horry- 5....4....3....2....Championship.

Duncan- Hey mon. Its noddaproblem down here. We be chillin' and all that shit while we completely fucking redefine what it means to be a superstar. Hell yes!

Manu- Ole? I seriously can't wait until you can gramatically Manu-something, meaning, to get the job done as awkwardly and unconventionally as legally possible

Beno- because he just looks so damn much like a normal guy

Finley- he defected before he was sent home crying again in May. Kuddos.

Marks- You have to love a dude who's called a fruit, is a self-proclaimed practice dummy, looks like Napoleon Dynamite and, frequently, does just enough to make you think "damn I wish he played more"

Nazr- I'm trying hard not to like him because I don't want to be disappointed when he leaves in free agency

Barry- Our resident beach bumb can still kick some serious ass when he gets the tampon out of his self-esteem

Rasho- see: Barry

Oberto- see: Seabiscuit

NVE- see: sewer rat. That can score. When and only when it really matters. Which is all that matters.

Sanders- see: who the fuck is this guy?

Avery- the dude's paycheck is still signed by Peter Holt. Watch. J-u-u-s-s-t watch.....

[Kori Ellis]

This is just personal preference favorites, not who we think are the best players, correct?

If that's the case...

1. Bruce
1a. Timmy
3. Manu/Tony tied
4. RoHo
5. Everyone else tied

[missmyzte]

1) Horry
2) Parker
3) Bowen
4) Ginobili
5) Duncan
6) Marks
7) Udrih
8) everyone else

[TMTTRIO]

1) Ginobili
2) Duncan
3a) Bowen
3b) Horry
4) Parker
5) Beno
6) Finley
6) Barry
7) Marks
8) Van Ex
9) Oberto
10) Rasho
11) anyone else

[phyzik]

best production vs. minutes players this season (based more off of hussle then stats):

1. Tony Parker (really upped his game, loving his progress with the jumpshot)
2. Bruce Bowen (Mr. Hussle/defense, thats the only way he stays on the roster)
3. Robert Horry (starting to wake up, showed lots of hussle tonight against memphis)
4. Brent Barry (I think he is much better this year vs last, though defense is lacking still)
5. Tim Duncan (he would be 1st except for his ailments all season, fact is he is still the BIGGEST threat on this team, other teams can not afford to NOT double him)
6. Nazr Mohammed (he's in a slump but he has been producing rebounds when they count)
7. Beno Udrih (when he has a chance to play he leaves it all on the court)
8. Manu (my favorite player, he just hasnt showed it, when he looks like he is climbing out of the whole he gets hurt again)
9. Michael Finley (I have a feeling this guy is gonna pull an Horry out of his ass in the playoffs, I'd rank him higher but he hasnt earned his stripes yet)
10. Oberto (needs more minutes if Pop is planning to ever use him to replace rasho/nazr, the first half against Dallas impressed me)
11. Sean Marks (play him.... I liked his game when he was on the court)
12. Rasho (good for games against Shaq and yao.... great understanding of rotations... other then that... I know the periodic table... does that make me a great biologist?)
13. Melvin Sanders (this guy "feels" like the new Malik Rose to me although he will never replace him, Ive seen him play a few games... he has the potential, you dont make it to the NBA otherwise... will he work at it though?)

[ashbeeigh]

1. Mr. Longoria
2. Mr. Time Warner
3. Towel Man
4. TimmyD
5. The Boy (that'd be Beno)
6. Kiwwwi (he had some awesome games when he did play)
7. Nazr
8. The comedian de jeur Barry
9. Fabricio Oblocksanotsaloto. And I like his pelo mucho.
10. Sho, I don't like his hair.
11. Finley
12. Melvin: I know someone that went to OSU too. :)
13 Nick...I still don't like him.


But no one seems too amused by my choices or comments, ever. So. whatever. This may just be for my own good later on.

[timvp]

1. Melvin Sanders
2. Rasho Nesterovic
3. Everyone Else

[Kori Ellis]

10. Sho, I don't like his hair.


:lol Me either.

Why don't you like Nick?

[aaronstampler]

This is just personal preference favorites, not who we think are the best players, correct?

If that's the case...

1. Bruce
1a. Timmy
3. Manu/Tony tied
4. RoHo
5. Everyone else tied


No Kori, I actually think Brent Barry is the 3rd best player on the team and that Beno is better than Tony. Are you crazy? :lol

[velik_m]

1.) Bowen
2.) Rasho
3.) Horry
4.) Fin
5.) Sanders
6.) Marks
7.) TD
8.) Barry
9.) Ginobili
10.) Parker
11.) Udrih
12.) Nazr
13.) Oberto
14.) Van Ex

i would like to point out that i don't dislike guys at the bottom, i just like guys at the top more.

[krinkx]

everyone tied at 14 :)

[TDfan2007]

1. Tim - "what is this dunk that you speak of?"
2. Manu - el contusion, man what a badass nickname
3. Tony - meep meep
4. Horry = championships
5. Barry = hilarious
6. Nazr - 1 word, superglue
7. Bruce - "I don't play dirty D :angel"
8. Finley - ex-mav
9. NVE - spur-killer turned spur, that seems to be happening a lot nowadays
10. Everyone else

[Kori Ellis]

No Kori, I actually think Brent Barry is the 3rd best player on the team and that Beno is better than Tony. Are you crazy? :lol

I wasn't talking specifically about your rankings:lol It seems like other people are ranking them by how they are playing.

[SpurCapita]

1. Timmy (stone cold killa, and hilarious)
2. Marks (the guy's a badass...the only thing he doesn't do is play)
3. Beno (handles like a rusty tricycle, but at least can shoot a J, and who can't love his diamond stud that is conspicuously too cool for him)
4. Ginobili (probably would hate him the most of any player if he weren't on the Spurs, gotta love his corazon though)
5. Bruce (ultimate source of comfort...reliable shot and reliable D)
6. Barry (just never know what kinda crap he's gonna pull next)
7. Finley (I'd like to see him succeed here, and I've always liked his offensive game and decent nature)
8. Rasho (another stone cold killa...but if Tim is a murderer, then Rasho is guilty of no more than involuntary manslaughter)
9. Parker (good now, but just too boneheaded for my liking, will move up with time)
10. Van Exel (just looking at him makes me tired...poor guy...but he can still fill it up)
11. Horry (ranking goes up during playoff time, otherwise he's just some other guy)
12. Nazr (being a goalkeeper, I appreciate people with good hands, and his D can be bottled and sold as ipecac to most Spurs fans)
13. Melvin Sanders (does pretty well when he gets the chance, but loses point for being from OSU)
14. Oberto (5 foot shooting range and 5 inch vertical along with a freakish voice)

[carina_gino20]

1. Ginobili
2. Duncan
3. Bowen
4. Parker
5. Horry
6. Barry
7-14 rest of the team

[Dre_7]

Very tough, but here is my attempt.

1. Still gotta be Tim Duncan
2. Bruce Bowen
3. Manu and Tony
4. Horry
5. Finley (will probably go up the longer he is a Spur, just cuz he went to Wisconsin)
6. NVE (born and raised in Wisconsin!)
7. Nazr
8. Beno
9. Beno (I am liking him more and more cuz of his smooth jumper)
10. Rasho
11. Marks, Oberto, Sanders (dont get the PT for me to see what kind of player/personality/etc they have)

Now, having said that, I dont hate ANYONE on the Spurs. I want ALL of them to do well. And I love it when each and every Spur (yes EVEN Rasho. :lol Matter of fact I was screaming at Pop (well the TV actually) to take out Nazr and put in Rasho against MIA when Shaq was in the game.) has a good game.

[ALVAREZ6]

Manu
Bruce
Horry
Tim
Tony
Sean Marks

the rest in any order

[angel_luv]

1. Melvin Sanders
2. Rasho Nesterovic
3. Everyone Else


Aww. :)

Kori- What is wrong with Sho's hair? :wtf

At least Sho has some hair- *cough Bruce cough* :D

[ashbeeigh]

:lol Me either.

Why don't you like Nick?

He's a Beno minute stealer. That's it. And all the things that float around that people say all season. I just don't ever say "Yeah, I agree...it would be a repeat and unnecessary.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

1. Bruce
2. Timmy
3. Manu
4. Mr. Big Shot
5. Parker
6. Barry & Finley
8. Nazr & Rasho
10. Fabri, Marks & Beno
13. NVE
14. Sanders

[loveforthegame]

01. Duncan
02. Horry
03. Ginobli
04. Finley
05. Parker
06. Bowen
07. Barry
08. Nazr
09. NVE
10. Udrih
11. Marks
12. Rasho
13. Oberto
14. Sanders