100 Facts about Jack Bauer

[Tim Reynolds]

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred

[T Park]

Jack Bauer = Bad Mofo


Nuff said.

[Tim Reynolds]

how did this thread not get more replies... come on...

"Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer."

"Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun. "

"Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a 'Jack Bauer'. He received three shots of Jack Daniel's, a shot of kerosene and four shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face."

"Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men."

"The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer."

"On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence."

"When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables."

"Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy."

"Jack Bauer makes onions cry."

they're gold jerry, gold!

[boutons_]

just to up the reply count, who is Jack Bauer?

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Jack Bauer gets breakfast after 10:30 AM at McDonald's. :lol

[T Park]

"Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun. "



:lol good one

[chode_regulator]

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.


If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

:flypig :cheer :sombrero:

[scott]

Chuck Norris > Jack Bauer.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

[chode_regulator]

thanks for posting what was funny last year. :rolleyes :lol

[scott]

If you want to go real old school... here are your Vin Diesel facts... the phenomenon that started it all...

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=vin

[T Park]

Chuck Norris blows

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Chuck Norris blows

You better hope he doesn't read that, or else you'll get a roundhouse kick to the face.

[chode_regulator]

If you want to go real old school... here are your Vin Diesel facts... the phenomenon that started it all...

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=vin
i think the mr t ones are the funniest
ahhhh mr t is just funny on his own much less making up stupid/funny facts abouthim

[Trainwreck2100]

I submitted one that said "Jesus converted when he found Jack Bauer" I hope it's not a repeat.

[Marklar MM]

Jack Bauer does not follow the law...the law follows Jack Bauer.

Top that. :)

[Trainwreck2100]

Jack Bauer created Daylight Savings Time, so that for one day each year, he gets an extra hour to kill terrorists.

[Marklar MM]

Aliens didn't land in Roswell, New Mexico...Jack Bauer landed in Roswell, New Mexico, and people have been living in fear ever since.

[Trainwreck2100]

He's not as powerful as we thought.

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