Why the Spurs won't win the title in TWO WORDS!

[tlongII]

Plantar Fasciitis

[mavsfan1000]

Dirk Nowitzki

[mavsfan1000]

Dallas Mavericks

[angel_luv]

Here's two words for you.

Stop it!

[degenerate_gambler]

Here's two words for you.

Stop it!



Dont worry. By playoff time, Dirk will be back to his normal post season modus operandi and will start to experience his annual sac shrinkage.

[Pistons < Spurs]

Detroit Pistons

[ALVAREZ6]

Detroit Pistons
Those are the only two words that will/have a chance to stop the Spurs from winning the title.

[picnroll]

Dallas Mavericks
Waiting patiently for the inevitable "it's because Van Horn was out" excuse.

[angel_luv]

Detroit Pistons

Nice try. :makemyday


:)

[mavsfan1000]

Yeah the mavs will beat the spurs because Van Horn is out. :lol

[boutons_]

up yours

[SpursWoman]

Plane Crash

[ZStomp]

Plantar Fasciitis


This is more realistic than Dallas Mavericks.

[spurs=bling]

Plane Crash
God Forbid. *knocks on wood*

[SpursWoman]

That's the only way they aren't winning. :)

[CosmicCowboy]

Plane Crash


:oops

Dang girl...thats almost tempting fate....

[spurs=bling]

This is more realistic than Dallas Mavericks.
go ahead agree with him Luis, because Plantar Fasciitis and the mavericks will not stop our run.

[ALVAREZ6]

I don't like this thread.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Bennett Salvatore

[SpursWoman]

:oops

Dang girl...thats almost tempting fate....


Well, I'd have put Detroit but he said only 2 words. :spin

[picnroll]

player's strike

[Pistons < Spurs]

HomeCourt Advantage

[Pistons < Spurs]

Chauncey Billups

[picnroll]

HomeCourt Advantage
Spurs have a better record than the Nets.

[bdubya]

Bennett Salvatore

:lmao :lmao :lmao


Come on everybody, say it with me: "DEEEEEEE-Troit BASKETBAAAAAAALLL!"

[v2000]

Devin Harris.

Just wait... he will light you guys up with ease, while keeping Parker in check. Devin Harris is the key to this series for the Mavericks.

[lilmads]

I don't like this thread:(

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Finals Format(2-3-2)

[LEONARD]

Van Horn

Seriously, him NOT being active helps the Mavs playoff roster.


Devin Harris.

Just wait... he will light you guys up with ease, while keeping Parker in check. Devin Harris is the key to this series for the Mavericks.

Getting Harris back will be nice, but Josh Howard is the key. Duncan has to cover him or Dirk based on whoever Bowen covers...

[FreshPrince22]

Maverick Curse

http://www.basketballboards.net/img/headshots/200x300/mavs/FINLEY,%20MICHAEL.jpg

[ducks]

spur fans

[mavsfan1000]

Getting Harris back will be nice, but Josh Howard is the key. Duncan has to cover him or Dirk based on whoever Bowen covers...
Mavericks top 5 players in order
1. Nowitzki
2. Josh Howard
3. Jason Terry
4. Devin Harris
5. Stackhouse/Daniels.

[angel_luv]

I guess I wasn't loud enough before :angel :

Stop it!


There are your two words. :loser :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Plantar Fasciitis


Two words why they will:

CORTIZONE INJECTIONS

[Pistons < Spurs]

NotEnough Bravatars

[T Park]

he will light you guys up with ease, while keeping Parker in check


:lmao


The stupidty continues


:lmao

[leemajors]

Devin Harris - Limping towards the IR.

[SequSpur]

Your Momma.

[adrienne]

Tim Duncan

As in...if he plays badly like he has been at times...which he won't...

[ducks]

bras and thongs

[Old School Chic]

bras and thongs

Wrong again, Ducky :lol


Self Confidence

[adrienne]

bras and thongs

Are you suggesting that I could prevent the Spurs from winning the title using bras and thongs? :spin I'll have to keep that in mind and head down to SA before they play Dallas...

[ducks]

Wrong again, Ducky :lol


Self Confidence
:oops :angel

[Spurologist]

ugghghhgh NOT HAPPENING

[Pistons < Spurs]

Are you suggesting that I could prevent the Spurs from winning the title using bras and thongs? :spin I'll have to keep that in mind and head down to SA before they play Dallas...
:tu LOL

[spurs=bling]

Are you suggesting that I could prevent the Spurs from winning the title using bras and thongs? :spin I'll have to keep that in mind and head down to SA before they play Dallas...
tell me when..so i can go and put yo lights out!!!!





j/k :lol

[Old School Chic]

:oops :angel

Ducky stop being silly and get your butt on a plane so that you can attend the game tomorrow night :spin

[ducks]

Ducky stop being silly and get your butt on a plane so that you can attend the game tomorrow night :spin
maybe later


I have to work :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed

[Old School Chic]

maybe later


I have to work :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed


Who gave you all those Duckies on your sig? :angel

[ducks]

Who gave you all those Duckies on your sig? :angel
some nice chic :hat :fro :hat :king

[Old School Chic]

some nice chic :hat :fro :hat :king


Ducky,

What happened to your vbookie $$$ :depressed

[ducks]

basketball season came then I lost it all
never got it back
I should have stuck with football

[Old School Chic]

basketball season came then I lost it all
never got it back
I should have stuck with football


:oops :lol

[ducks]

:oops :lol
it is not funny :madrun I was king at one time :madrun :spin

[Old School Chic]

it is not funny :madrun I was king at one time :madrun :spin


Sure.......... you were :lol

[ducks]

well you only have 2300 so you are not that much richer then me right now

I will have to catch you now :eyebrows

[Kori Ellis]

Players Strike

[KEDA]

World Ending

[bdubya]

it is not funny :madrun I was king at one time :madrun :spin

:lmao That's what makes it funny!

[rayray2k8]

Hey piston fans! How about this one!
Why they WILL win.
Robert Horry

Let the smack talk wait till the finals, since this is where its going. :shootme

[rayray2k8]

Nice Sig by the way ;)
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/bpdubya/DAMTHING.jpg

[Pablo Escobar]

heres two words
SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darrin]

Deeeetroit Baaskeeetbaalllllll!

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Poor shooting

[ShoogarBear]

Bennett Salvatore
:lol

No that's just two words why Spur fans might get arrested.

[ShoogarBear]

it is not funny :madrun I was king at one time :madrun :spin
They should keep track of Biggest Loser bets. :lol

[vsnba]

Tim duncan

[Old School Chic]

Deeeetroit Baaskeeetbaalllllll!

BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes

[vsnba]

I mean tim is not healthy

[Old School Chic]

They should keep track of Biggest Loser bets. :lol

Oso de Azucar...

[ShoogarBear]

Are you suggesting that I could prevent the Spurs from winning the title using bras and thongs? :spin I'll have to keep that in mind and head down to SA before they play Dallas...
You don't want to make that trip and have it all for naught. Please clear said bras and thongs in the Club and we will let you know if you even have a chance.

[angel_luv]

Nice Sig by the way ;)
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/bpdubya/DAMTHING.jpg


:lmao That is awful! You are so bad!!!!! :lol

[Rummpd]

Duncan out

(otherwise they will win - book it)

[spurs=bling]

Tim Duncan

:rolleyes

[Old School Chic]

:rolleyes


Blingy,

Stop hating on Adrienne... It's not her fault she's a Mavs fan :lol

[spurs=bling]

Blingy,

Stop hating on Adrienne... It's not her fault she's a Mavs fan :lol
you know what your right...Tim has 3 Dirk has 0. i should be happy

[Vingianx]

Chauncey Billups


Mr. Got blocked in game 7 of the 2005 finals? gotta do better than that, he won't be able to be taking those 3's from the parking lot like he does with some many defense challenged teams

[Old School Chic]

you know what your right...Tim has 3 Dirk has 0. i should be happy


:tu :tu :tu

[Vingianx]

the mavs should dream on with their finals hopes, just because you have one good season of Defense doesn't mean you're automatically in, it just means you are getting better in that department which still has a lot of work to do.... DO NOT compare yourself to the champs when you are still chumps with no rings

[Darrin]

The Palace.

55-21 (.720) in the playoffs since 1989 in 30 playoff series. The Pistons have lost two of the sixteen homecourt series at the Palace (2002 Celtics, 2003 Nets).

In the Finals, the Pistons are 8-2 (.800) at the Palace. The losses are by a combined 2 points and both were in overtime (105-106 vs. Portland in 1990, 95-96 vs. San Antonio in 2005).

The Pistons have had 3 Game sevens in the Palace since its opening in the beginning of the 1988-89 season.

May 30, 1990: Pistons 97, Bulls 83 - infamous Pippen "migraine" game.
May 4, 2003: Pistons 108, Magic 93 - T-Mac held to 21 points.
May 20, 2004: Pistons 90, Nets 69 - Kidd held scoreless for first time in postseason.

That's an average of 98.3 vs. 81.6 or a +16.7 margin of victory.



The Pistons magic number of clinching homecourt throughout is down to two games. It guarantees nothing; only the end of the game does that. The Spurs have won in the Finals against the Pistons in the Palace. But they have 1 in 4 chances of winning that series when looking at the numbers.

When making arguments against the Spurs, I start with the motivation of losing last season, I talk of the Pistons experience in pressure situations, and I finish with the deck being stacked in the Pistons favor because of homecourt, especially with 27 road victories and counting.

[CubanMustGo]

Free-throw shooting.

[DDS4]

Blazers suck. (More).

Sorry. Three words.

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

Mark Cuban

[ShoogarBear]

Mark Cuban
What, is he gonna give them all an STD?

[spurs=bling]

What, is he gonna give them all an STD?
:lol

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

What, is he gonna give them all an STD?

nope

he has sent so much game tape to the league office that they have officially cancelled the Finals due to time constraints

[Fabbs]

Why the Spurs won't win the title in TWO WORDS!

Troll Fantacy. :lol

[mavsfan1000]

Timid Duncan

[Darrin]

Timid Duncan

What a puss. 3 NBA Championships, 3 Finals MVPs, 2 Regular season MVPs, and an All-Star Game MVP.

Keith Van Horn is much more a hardass than that Vagina Duncan. :rolleyes

[spurs=bling]

What a puss. 3 NBA Championships, 3 Finals MVPs, 2 Regular season MVPs, and an All-Star Game MVP.

Keith Van Horn is much more a hardass than that Vagina Duncan. :rolleyes

hes sad. the pistons and spurs have something they never will have.

[adrienne]

Bling, did you read the rest of my post? I was saying the only way the Spurs wouldn't win the championship would be if Tim Duncan played poorly, which I also said HE WOULDN'T.

How that deserved an eyeroll, I'll never understand.

[mavsfan1000]

How dare they eyeroll you. :lol

[greyforest]

well i havent seen it yet, so ill just throw it out there just in case:

"shitty refs"

[Darrin]

hes sad. the pistons and spurs have something they never will have.

http://www.theklocks.com/news%20page/news%20archive/images/jun03/2towers2.jpg

http://detroitsdigitalvoice.com/images/Article/pistons_starters.jpg

http://images.allposters.com/images/PHO/AAFX018.jpg
http://ww1.sportsline.com/b/apphotos/DRobinson11195.jpg

Championships, postseason awards, bigmen, defense...yeah, I guess I should back off.

[spurs=bling]

Championships, bigmen, defense...yeah, I guess I should back off.
yeah we should

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Stern Conspiracy

[spurs=bling]

Bling, did you read the rest of my post? I was saying the only way the Spurs wouldn't win the championship would be if Tim Duncan played poorly, which I also said HE WOULDN'T.

How that deserved an eyeroll, I'll never understand.
:down:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Dallas Mavericks
that's funny.

[adrienne]

That's not a legitimate response to my comment on your apparant belief that the Spurs would be a championship team without Tim Duncan.

[spurs=bling]

That's not a legitimate response to my comment on your apparant belief that the Spurs would be a championship team without Tim Duncan.
:stirpot:

[CubanMustGo]

That's not a legitimate response to my comment on your apparant belief that the Spurs would be a championship team without Tim Duncan.

It's a Spurs board. What you think is legitimate is, quite frankly, irrelevant.

[SenorSpur]

Social Security

[bdubya]

Nice Sig by the way ;)


:lmao That is awful! You are so bad!!!!! :lol

Shucks...that's been brewing for a while, but even at this late date the jinx potential has me nervous about trotting it out...thanks though.

[Obstructed_View]

Plane Crash
Werd. I was about to post that. :lol

[JamStone]

Eva Longoria

(Didn't read the entire thread, so don't know if this was already posted)

[ponky]

Dont worry. By playoff time, Dirk will be back to his normal post season modus operandi and will start to experience his annual sac shrinkage.


Yeah, he really showed that shrinkage tonight getting the last shot of the game to win by two with 0.7 seconds left on the clock...but I guess you can hope that happens because your team's going to need it...unless Ginobili decides to take him out with an injury like he did in '03 with his flailing.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Yeah, he really showed that shrinkage tonight getting the last shot of the game to win by two with 0.7 seconds left on the clock...but I guess you can hope that happens because your team's going to need it...unless Ginobili decides to take him out with an injury like he did in '03 with his flailing.


once again had it not been for webber's INJURY that you mavs fans LOVE to forget about, you wouldnt have even been to the wcf that year. what goes around comes around. now stfu

[ponky]

once again had it not been for webber's INJURY that you mavs fans LOVE to forget about, you wouldnt have even been to the wcf that year. what goes around comes around. now stfu


Webber, huh? Look at where Dirk is then and now. Now look at where Webber is, he has always been way overrated. What goes around does not come around moron, Ginobili needs to stop flopping about like a marionette, the idiot has even injured himself with all his flopping. Besides, how are we responsible for Webber's injuries...re, the whole "what goes around, comes around" crap?

[mavsfan1000]

Webber was much better before he got that injury. The mavs interior defense was weak but now they finally solved that issue with getting defensive big man. Dallas would've lost in 6 if Webber was healthy.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Webber was much better before he got that injury. The mavs interior defense was weak but now they finally solved that issue with getting defensive big man. Dallas would've lost in 6 if Webber was healthy.


thank you


now stfu ponky, you guys got lucky to even be in the wcf so please stfu

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Webber, huh? Look at where Dirk is then and now. Now look at where Webber is, he has always been way overrated. What goes around does not come around moron, Ginobili needs to stop flopping about like a marionette, the idiot has even injured himself with all his flopping. Besides, how are we responsible for Webber's injuries...re, the whole "what goes around, comes around" crap?

"flopping like a marionette" has gotten ginobili

2003 NBA Champion
2004 Olympic gold medalist
2005 NBA Champion
2006 NBA Finalists runner up

Dirk Nowtizki

2006 Tainted 3 point champion


i rest my case

[polandprzem]

David Stern


(that's a concern)

[ponky]

thank you


now stfu ponky, you guys got lucky to even be in the wcf so please stfu

just because another mavs fan disagrees with me doesn't mean he's right...that fan sounds just like barkley, has an alternative excuse for why the mavs play well when they do...it's not the mavs playing well it's that the opposing team is not up to form, yeah whatever, believe the hype, the Spurs won't repeat, even if they by some slim chance happen to beat the mavs and go on

[Amuseddaysleeper]

just because another mavs fan disagrees with me doesn't mean he's right...that fan sounds just like barkley, has an alternative excuse for why the mavs play well when they do...it's not the mavs playing well it's that the opposing team is not up to form, yeah whatever, believe the hype, the Spurs won't repeat, even if they by some slim chance happen to beat the mavs and go on

no they probably wont repeat and for the record the spurs are STILL better than the mavs but whatever helps you sleep at night. at least the spurs were in a position to have the option to "repeat" even possible. the mavs are just tryin to get to the finals.

[ponky]

"flopping like a marionette" has gotten ginobili

2003 NBA Champion
2004 Olympic gold medalist
2005 NBA Champion
2006 NBA Finalists runner up

Dirk Nowtizki

2006 Tainted 3 point champion


i rest my case

I wasn't comparing Ginobili to Dirk but if you want to then alright:

* 5-time NBA All-Star: 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006
* 5-time All-NBA:

* First Team: 2005
* Second Team: 2002, 2003
* Third Team: 2001, 2004

* NBA All-Star Foot Locker Three-Point Shootout Champion: 2006

* Named MVP and was the leading scorer of the 2002 Basketball World Championships in Indianapolis.
* Named MVP and was the leading scorer of the 2005 European Championship, winning the silver medal with the German national team.
* Named European Basketball Player of the Year in 2005.

It's funny how you put 2006 Finalists runner-up...so you are already conceding that you won't wint he championship this year? Anyway, enough tit-for-tat for tonight, you guys should be focusing more on red hot Orlando and the Sonics who are both on some nice win streaks against some good teams.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

I wasn't comparing Ginobili to Dirk but if you want to then alright:

* 5-time NBA All-Star: 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006
* 5-time All-NBA:

* First Team: 2005
* Second Team: 2002, 2003
* Third Team: 2001, 2004

* NBA All-Star Foot Locker Three-Point Shootout Champion: 2006

* Named MVP and was the leading scorer of the 2002 Basketball World Championships in Indianapolis.
* Named MVP and was the leading scorer of the 2005 European Championship, winning the silver medal with the German national team.
* Named European Basketball Player of the Year in 2005.

It's funny how you put 2006 Finalists runner-up...so you are already conceding that you won't wint he championship this year?

its a bit early and anything can happen, but if detroit is on the other end of the floor, i wouldnt exactly be beaming with joy. I just think at worst, manu will be a finalist runner up.

[T-Pain]

drunk players

[T-Pain]

Gregg Popovich

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Gregg Popovich

:lol his substitution patterns bug you too?

[mavsfan1000]

Sean Marks

[cs100]

No playoffs.

That is the only way (in two words) that the Spurs won't win the Championship.

[Obstructed_View]

Lock Out

[slayermin]

Webber, huh? Look at where Dirk is then and now. Now look at where Webber is, he has always been way overrated. What goes around does not come around moron, Ginobili needs to stop flopping about like a marionette, the idiot has even injured himself with all his flopping. Besides, how are we responsible for Webber's injuries...re, the whole "what goes around, comes around" crap?

Juwan Howard's foul on Derek Anderson in '01 was way dirtier than Manu being knocked down into Dirk.

And what about all the crap Najera pulled when he was in Dallas? If Malik didn't have such a hard head, he might have been knocked out of that series in '03 when Najera kneed him.

[milkyway21]

Tlong you must be concerned about if how long can your team survive in this league than worry if the Spurs can repeat.

here this ...
There have been rumors of a Michael Jordan-Trail Blazers connection with Nike headquartered in Oregon.

But even Nike executives now see the Trail Blazers as a bad deal. There is now considerable doubt the franchise could command $300 million, which could lead owner Paul Allen to declare bankruptcy. If there were a bankruptcy, the NBA would take over the team as baseball did with the Montreal Expos and find a buyer.
-- Chicago Tribune

whoa, sounds like your team's future is in trouble. but you are welcome here if you decide to change teams :lol

[10-tka]

Rasho=bench

[mikejones99]

How about 2 letters? F U :lol

[pache100]

[
Plantar Fasciitis

Dirk Nowitzki

Dallas Mavericks

Detroit Pistons

HomeCourt Advantage

Chauncey Billups

Devin Harris.

Finals Format(2-3-2)

Van Horn :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Maverick Curse[

spur fans http://i1.tinypic.com/v66vll.gif

Tim duncan

The Palace.

Mark Cuban :blah :rollin :lmao

Timid Duncan :rolleyes

I have one little word to say to all that....

http://i1.tinypic.com/v66yqg.gifhttp://i1.tinypic.com/v66yqg.gifhttp://i1.tinypic.com/v66yqg.gifhttp://i1.tinypic.com/v66yqg.gifhttp://i1.tinypic.com/v66yqg.gif

Now...

Talk to the hand...http://i1.tinypic.com/v66z37.gif

[yourtehclay]

donkey punches

[ducks]

Eva Longoria

(Didn't read the entire thread, so don't know if this was already posted)

yeah that has to be it because tp is only having his best year so far with her as his girlfriend

[Jimcs50]

Plantar Fasciitis


Bugger Off

[Trainwreck2100]

NBA ratings

[kalikot_boy_kr]

" Da Last Mav Sucks" Is " Dallas Mavericks" Lol!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

No Sprewell

[implacable44]

Bling, did you read the rest of my post? I was saying the only way the Spurs wouldn't win the championship would be if Tim Duncan played poorly, which I also said HE WOULDN'T.

How that deserved an eyeroll, I'll never understand.

why is there a picture of lips on your avatar?

[dmac]

Detroit Pistons
that is the closest to the truth of any of these.

[Old School Chic]

that is the closest to the truth of any of these.


:nope

:flag:

[dmac]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/no.gif

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/flag.gifso it isn't closet to the truth? dirk is going to stop us? no timmy's foot is going to stop us? please! The only thing that stands between us and another trophy is DEEEEEETROIT BASKETBALLLLLLLL!

By the way, is there any chance Mason retired and we won't have to listen to that again?

[TDMVPDPOY]

beno udrih

[Kori Ellis]

By the way, is there any chance Mason retired and we won't have to listen to that again?

I love Mason.

He even says "Tony Parker" cool.

[1Parker1]

I love Mason.

He even says "Tony Parker" cool.

That's cuz Tony Parker is cool. :eyebrows

[big3bigD]

Dont worry. By playoff time, Dirk will be back to his normal post season modus operandi and will start to experience his annual sac shrinkage.

This couldn't be anymore innacurate. Dirk's post season numbers are much better than his regular season's. Look it up for yourself on NBA.com. He has no history of shrinking away in the playoffs, but quite the opposite.

[dmac]

I love Mason.

He even says "Tony Parker" cool.
does that justify his existence?

:spin

[ctpsb]

I am really worried about not having home court against Detroit and/or Dallas, esp. Detroit. I just don't see us winning one in Detroit and three in a row here. I just don't know if we can win two in Detroit. Am I wrong???

[adrienne]

why is there a picture of lips on your avatar?

Why are there pictures of boobs on so many avatars?












Because I felt like it.

[Vashner]

"overzelous fans" (fans that want them to push to point of injury during regular season).

[T-Pain]

:lol his substitution patterns bug you too?
o yeah

[tlongII]

Why are there pictures of boobs on so many avatars?












Because I felt like it.

The lips are very nice, but I encourage you to use a bravatar as well.

[tlongII]

Excellent Thread!

Who started it anyway?

[Old School Chic]

The lips are very nice, but I encourage you to use a bravatar as well.


Naughty Boy :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Excellent Thread!

Who started it anyway?

In two words?

Sheep Lover.

[ShoogarBear]

The lips are very nice, but I encourage you to use a bravatar as well.

Jekka's old one combined the best of both worlds.

[Old School Chic]

Jekka's old one combined the best of both worlds.

I agree with Oso de Azucar 100%

Jekka is a Hottie!

[Darrin]

By the way, is there any chance Mason retired and we won't have to listen to that again?

No, he's been a sensation around here since replacing Ken Calvert (Joe DUUUUMARSS!!!) in 2001-02.

If it helps, I don't like the whine of the Spurs announcer either. And I certainly could stand the "AND NOW YOUR CHICAGO BULLS!" guy with the dimmed lights and the annoying music, which seemed to be played more often than Mason ever has been.

And the Mason impersonators (Miami, Indiana especially) get on my nerves.

[Sportcamper]

David Stern...

http://www.brownsteins.net/Ulpan/Images/DavidStern.jpg