100 facts about mookie2001

[chode_regulator]

actually i have none.
i just want to see how many people look here.
:elephant

[T-Pain]

1. Longhorn fan

[chode_regulator]

true true

[TOP-CHERRY]

2. A poet

[TOP-CHERRY]

this is my original song
excuse the language
i'll be singing it if the spurs dont win it all
nobody steal it


the will to live mookie 2005

i have lost my will to live
i no longer wish to live
i have lost my will to live
i lost that shit sometime ago
i lost my motherfucking will to live
i lost that shit man
i. have. lost. my. will. to live
the will no longer burns inside of me
i lost my goddam will
i lost that shit sometime ago
with no will to live
will i cease to live without my will?
i have lost that fucking shit
the will is gone, no longer possesed
the will to live has escaped my grasp
the will, is what i have lost
it no longer occurs naturally
with the will no longer inside
will i die? because of loss of will
i have lost the will to live
i lost that shit sometime ago

[chode_regulator]

lol

[jaffies]

100 facts about mookie2001

1. All of mookie2001's posts are sticky's
2. mookie2001 collects unpaid vbookie debts
3. 'Pearl Jam' got their name from Mookie Blaylock...Mookie Blaylock got his name from mookie2001.
4. mookie2001 can unlock threads.
5. the "remember me option for logging in doesn't apply to mookie2001 because mookie2001 is unforgetable
6. Chuck Norris posts on ST as mookierules
7. mookie2001 ate his free quattro razor for breakfast
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[midgetonadonkey]

12. Mookie runs a 4.293 fourty.

[midgetonadonkey]

13. Mookie scored a 6 on his Wonderlic.

[jaffies]

14. the "classic threads" board is scheduled to be changed to "Threads that mookie2001 has read"
15. mookie2001 is the first poster to have his screenname retired
16. mookie2001 doesn't post in those "Caption This" threads, because no one tells mookie2001 what to do

[chode_regulator]

lol at jaffies

[Clandestino]

Mookie thinks Clandestino deserves poster of the Year award

[Kdfelicity]

Ooo ooo, I know some!!!

1. Hates Pat Green
2. Funny as all hell
3. Likes to make wagers that deal with his manly parts

Those are the ones off the top of my head, I may return later...

[tlongII]

Wears briefs autographed by Longhorns football players.

[Kdfelicity]

Wears briefs autographed by Longhorns football players.

I want some...maybe he let me borrow. :p

[TOP-CHERRY]

Felicity, Why Don't You Post In The Damn Quattro Anymore???!!!

[Kdfelicity]

Felicity, Why Don't You Post In The Damn Quattro Anymore???!!!

Awww, Cherry, I'm sawwy. I'll try harder just for you!! ;)

[Nbadan]

Mookie's nemisis is the Chevy Tahoe...


http://nandotimes.nandomedia.com/ips_rich_content/252-tahoe.jpg
You lookin at me Mookie?

[chode_regulator]

Mookie's nemisis is the Chevy Tahoe...


http://nandotimes.nandomedia.com/ips_rich_content/252-tahoe.jpg
You lookin at me Mookie?
:lmao
thats a good one

[Cant_Be_Faded]

LOL

im sure mookie would be surprised how well everyone on this board seems to know him

Then that will scare him and cause him to post less. Cuz he's afraid cops will go after him via the internets.

[Darrin]

5. the "remember me option for logging in doesn't apply to mookie2001 because mookie2001 is unforgetable.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to point out how high-class spurstalk.com is. I mean, where else do you go on "these internets" and find the login page quoting Shakespeare? "Remember Me" - It's obviously a reference to Hamlet's father's ghost in act I, scene V.

[chode_regulator]

^^^eehhhhhhhh :wtf

[chode_regulator]

25. Is too big of a chode to post his picture.
rofl
another goodone
mookie really is a chode though, quyite possible the biggest chode ive ever regulated

[Mr. Dictionary]

mur·ther
n. & v. (Obsolete)
1. Variant of murder

[Darrin]

^^^eehhhhhhhh :wtf



Ghost
Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,
With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts,--
O wicked wit and gifts, that have the power
So to seduce!--won to his shameful lust
The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen:
O Hamlet, what a falling-off was there!
From me, whose love was of that dignity
That it went hand in hand even with the vow
I made to her in marriage, and to decline
Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor
To those of mine!
But virtue, as it never will be moved,
Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven,
So lust, though to a radiant angel link'd,
Will sate itself in a celestial bed,
And prey on garbage.
But, soft! methinks I scent the morning air;
Brief let me be. Sleeping within my orchard,
My custom always of the afternoon,
Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole,
With juice of cursed hebenon in a vial,
And in the porches of my ears did pour
The leperous distilment; whose effect
Holds such an enmity with blood of man
That swift as quicksilver it courses through
The natural gates and alleys of the body,
And with a sudden vigour doth posset
And curd, like eager droppings into milk,
The thin and wholesome blood: so did it mine;
And a most instant tetter bark'd about,
Most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust,
All my smooth body.
Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother's hand
Of life, of crown, of queen, at once dispatch'd:
Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
Unhousel'd, disappointed, unanel'd,
No reckoning made, but sent to my account
With all my imperfections on my head:
O, horrible! O, horrible! most horrible!
If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not;
Let not the royal bed of Denmark be
A couch for luxury and damned incest.
But, howsoever thou pursuest this act,
Taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive
Against thy mother aught: leave her to heaven
And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge,
To prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once!
The glow-worm shows the matin to be near,
And 'gins to pale his uneffectual fire:
Adieu, adieu! Hamlet, remember me.

:lol

[chode_regulator]

:lol
what does that have to do with this thread?

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit Darrin, you made me want to read Hamlet again. Damn thee!!!

[Darrin]

what does that have to do with this thread?

Check the last page; it was a small joke.

[thispego]

96. likes to gamble in louisianna and get drunk in mexico
97. uses qoutes from movies/television until they arent funny anymore
98. uses "laughtrack" when too drunk/stoned to laugh normally
99. was once manhandled by victoria "was it my smile?" spokesperson bo mallette
100. convinced elpimpo's little brother to....nevermind

[Inigo Montoya]

damn my nigga pego was here and i wasnt

[Inigo Montoya]

damn midge you drunk yet

[chode_regulator]

98. uses "laughtrack" when too drunk/stoned to laugh normally

100. convinced elpimpo's little brother to....nevermind
all too true....all too true

[thispego]

Montoya, you sir, are my hero
chode regulator... no shit

[Cant_Be_Faded]

(cant believe yall forgot this one)

101) His weakness is his soft spot, where his bones in his chest have been punched so many times there is no more bone there

[thispego]

(cant believe yall forgot this one)

101) His weakness is his soft spot, where his bones in his chest have been punched so many times there is no more bone there
LOL, oh yeah, but i dont think that is the cause...

i think it is because there is so much weight being supported by his rib cage that it creates a point of vulnerability. it's like the death star

[chode_regulator]

(cant believe yall forgot this one)

101) His weakness is his soft spot, where his bones in his chest have been punched so many times there is no more bone there
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Solid D]

Fact: Mookie makes more sense than Corso.

[Kdfelicity]

Mookie, tell something nobody knows about you...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol

[chode_regulator]

LOL, oh yeah, but i dont think that is the cause...

i think it is because there is so much weight being supported by his rib cage that it creates a point of vulnerability. it's like the death star
:lol

[thispego]

96. likes to gamble in louisianna and get drunk in mexico
97. uses qoutes from movies/television until they arent funny anymore
98. uses "laughtrack" when too drunk/stoned to laugh normally
99. was once manhandled by victoria "was it my smile?" spokesperson bo mallette
100. convinced elpimpo's little brother to....nevermind
100. convinced elpimpo's little brother to show him his dick one night when he stayed over at elpimpos house.

[Extra Stout]

100. convinced elpimpo's little brother to show him his dick one night when he stayed over at elpimpos house.
104. will be appearing on dateline

[Mookie_is_a_chode_face]

47. I am a chode face and am married.
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5320/cbfmookiefn2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

^^That picture is obsolete, mookie has a fancy new grill now

[ShoogarBear]

105. Would get the shit beat out of him if went to Fenway Park and told people his name.