Dirk is a ....

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Dirk is a Pussy.

Throw up shit, then beg for a foul when you're down 16.

Still a pussy ass Deutschmark.

[N4th4n]

True story

[SequSpur]

Nice, you had to type the P word on the Rated G Forum.

Fukkin nice.

[T Park]

T Park is a moron.


The Sky is blue.


Dirk is a soft wuss.


Things that go without saying.

[SequSpur]

True.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

T Park is a moron.


The Sky is blue.


Dirk is a soft wuss.


Things that go without saying.

Yep, pretty much :lol

[T Park]

and here I thought I would get a friendly response.

[SequSpur]

and here I thought I would get a friendly response.

:lol

not a chance.

[T Park]

Especially not from you, you midget vince carter jackoff.

[SequSpur]

Especially not from you, you midget vince carter jackoff.

ahh... did you not sell enough tickets to your ferris wheel tonight?

Blue Blue Blue.

[Willinsa]

You forgot to mention that he is a bitch also.

[Pandaemonaeon]

Most Valuable P

[ShoogarBear]

Especially not from you, you midget vince carter jackoff.
Does that mean he jacks off midget Vince Carters?

Or is he a midget Vince Carter who is a jackoff?

Or a midget who jacks off Vince Carter?

I hate imprecision in the use of English.

[T Park]

did you not sell enough tickets to your ferris wheel tonight?




Just got back from a fair where I netted some good money.



Whats the matter, got paycheck envy asswad?

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Damn this thread had a lot of Dallas hating potential, and Tpark has to be an attention whore.... :flipoff :lol

[SequSpur]

I think he is implying that I am a relatively small Vince Carter fan.

I could be wrong.

[SequSpur]

Just got back from a fair where I netted some good money.

Whats the matter, got paycheck envy asswad?

Cool.

I noticed that your seats were empty last night at the game? WTF? Donate them to Spurstalk or something.

[T Park]

Does that mean he jacks off midget Vince Carters?

Or is he a midget Vince Carter who is a jackoff?

Or a midget who jacks off Vince Carter?

I hate imprecision in the use of English.




Hows all of the above sound?

[ShoogarBear]

Vince Carter is 6'7". Most people are relatively small in comparison.

And that's why we don't give the dog people food . . .

[T Park]

and Tpark has to be an attention whore

shove it up your ass sideways.

your the king of attention whores senor.

[T Park]

noticed that your seats were empty last night at the game? WTF? Donate them to Spurstalk or something

If Spurstalk gave me face value for them wich I got, I would do that.

[SequSpur]

:lol

Topics Gone Wild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SequSpur]

If Spurstalk gave me face value for them wich I got, I would do that.

Dude, Why do you leave them empty? What kind of fukkin bandwagon fan is that?

Donate them and claim the shit on your taxes.

[atxrocker]

Dirk=OVERRATED

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

shove it up your ass sideways.

your the king of attention whores senor.

I guess I hit a nerve with the resident carney :lol


If Spurstalk gave me face value for them wich I got, I would do that

Face? Fuck, make it a contest (closest score, etc.) and donate them to the winner.

[SequSpur]

Claim them on your taxes.

Not only do you get the bearded lady deduction, you can get cash back for a donation.

[T Park]

Why should I give em away for free when I sold them for face?


I guess I hit a nerve with the resident carney


Not really Mr Sellout.

Ive tried to be civil with you, but you continue to be a prick, so I might as well give up eh?

[kris]

"Conflict is the essence of drama."

- Squiggy on the Simpsons

[Kori Ellis]

Not to jump into TPark/Sequ's argument, but TPark - I was wondering the same thing. When you aren't there, your seats are ALWAYS empty. Even last season during the playoffs it was like that. Do you not sell them? I would think you could easily sell them; they are good seats.

[T Park]

They were sold, ticketexchange said they were, if they didn't show up, I could care less. I got the cashola.


Sometimes the seats don't sell.


We put up tickets for games we know were missing weeks in advance.

[T Park]

95% of the time they are sold, I dont know if teh people show up or not.

last year during the Finals, we sold em to a friend of ours who is in the same business who lives in San Antonio..


But, to tell you the truth, all I know is when we get the old email saying they are sold.

If they arent? they dont get sold.

better than the old days, when you pretty much threw that money in the toilet.

[Kori Ellis]

Well they were definitely empty last night. So whoever bought them didn't go.

If they ever don't sell in the future, let me know and maybe we can sell them here for you. I'm sure you'll easily sell every game of the playoffs this year though - especially with the prices people are paying on ticket exchange.

[SequSpur]

They were sold, ticketexchange said they were, if they didn't show up, I could care less. I got the cashola.

Sometimes the seats don't sell.

We put up tickets for games we know were missing weeks in advance.

Dude, they were the only seats empty in the whole lower level. Next time, I'm going to go sit in them.

[T Park]

Go ahead lol, just dont get caught.



If they ever don't sell in the future, let me know and maybe we can sell them here for you. I'm sure you'll easily sell every game of the playoffs this year though - especially with the prices people are paying on ticket exchange.

Sounds good, but I plan on going to playoff games this year.

Just, not, the first two games of the first round :depressed


Mom and dad will prob go to them games though.

[cs100]

Um... regarding the thread title.

Dirk is still soft. He has trouble defending aggressive players. All he manages to do is slap his hands around trying to steal the ball. He also counts on the refs to bail him out. He may encounter a problem once the playoffs start because the games do slow down and become aggressive. Depending on the refs, the games can get pretty physical. Sometimes the refs will swallow their whistles in the paint area, which would keep Dirk a jump shooter.

If he doesn't keep his cool, his team will have big problems. If they end up the 4 seed, they will either get the number 1 defensive team in points allowed (Memphis) or the physical team of the Clippers.

So, Dirk is doomed.

[Obstructed_View]

Dirk is a fucking awesome seven-foot rebounding MVP-caliber jump-shooter.

Translation:

Dirk is a jump-shooter.

[atxrocker]

^^peja is a jumpshooter too

[mavsfan1000]

Hard to blame Dirk when Josh Howard and Jason Terry shot 33%. Also Shooting guards are killing Dallas. That's not Dirk's job.

[Pandaemonaeon]

He has trouble defending aggressive players. All he manages to do is slap his hands around trying to steal the ball.

Why do people like to bring this up? How many times did an aggressive player abused him this season? As long as he's not getting torched downlow on a consistent basis, who cares?


Vince Carter is 6'7". Most people are relatively small in comparison.

Are you sure? Vince Carter visited our country last year and one of our local players (who was 6'4" at best) was just as tall as him. I think RJ even referred to him as 6'4" being 6'5" on a good day.

[ShoogarBear]

Are you sure? Vince Carter visited our country last year and one of our local players (who was 6'4" at best) was just as tall as him. I think RJ even referred to him as 6'4" being 6'5" on a good day.


Dunno. He's always listed as 6'7", and I've never heard that challenged before. My comment wasn't really in a serious context, though.

[LEONARD]

Dirk is a stud :fro

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dirk is a Pussy.

Throw up shit, then beg for a foul when you're down 16.

.You could enter Manu for Dirk and it would still be true.