Least Talented Sibling of a Famous Person

[ShoogarBear]

Honorable Mention:

Abel, Prince Andrew, Ozzie Canseco, Emilio Estevez, Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashlee Simpson

[CharlieMac]

Frank Stallone.

[2centsworth]

Charlie Murphy

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Ashlee Simpson. The only reason she's not lying in a gutter somewhere is because her dad, who manages them both, has told everyone that if they fuck over Ashlee they won't get any more deals with Jessica. :td

[ShoogarBear]

Ashlee has no talent. But the delta between her and Jessica isn't that great. That's why she was only honorable mention.

Shit, Nicky Hilton definitely belong on the honorable mention list, too. But here delta also approaches epsilon.

Anway, I voted for Rebbie Jackson. Have you ever heard Centipede?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/frankstallone.jpg


This man is an amazing talent. Just listen. http://www.frankstallone.com/music/audio/hopeweneverchange.mp3

[Guru of Nothing]

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/107131.jpg

[Guru of Nothing]

http://www.september11news.com/Oct11BushEmotionalPentServ.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

^^thought about those two but figured they were too easy.

[Guru of Nothing]

How about this guy?

http://www.rangerfans.com/images/players/josecanseco/jose_ozzie_canseco.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Honorable Mention:

Abel, Prince Andrew, Ozzie Canseco, Emilio Estevez, Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashlee Simpson

[Guru of Nothing]

My bad.

How about Charles O'Bannon?

[timvp]

http://www.lexar.com/dp/pro_photo/images/duncan/duncan_headshot.jpg

[Guru of Nothing]

http://www.lexar.com/dp/pro_photo/images/duncan/duncan_headshot.jpg

TimVP's brother??

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The posting brother of this guy...

http://theimaginaryworld.com/rnn21.jpg

[Melmart1]

The posting brother of this guy...

http://theimaginaryworld.com/rnn21.jpg

:lmao

[Spurminator]

Jim Hanks

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/79/60/99m.jpg

Actor - filmography
(2000s) (1990s)

"Scrubs"
- My Faith in Humanity (2005) TV Episode .... Dr. Turner
The Polar Express (2004/II) (VG) .... Conductor, Santa, Hobo
Purgatory House (2004) .... Saint James
Swing (2003/I) .... Club Jimbo Maitre D'
Extreme Skate Adventure (2003) (VG) (voice) .... Woody
... aka Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure (USA: complete title)
Spirit Rising (2001) .... Marv Chalsky
Toy Story Racer (2001) (VG) (voice) .... Woody
Cahoots (2001) .... Mr. Marsh
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000) (V) (voice) .... Woody
"Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane"
... aka Zoe (Australia) (USA: new title)
... aka Zoe... (USA: promotional abbreviation)
- Kiss of Death (2000) TV Episode .... Duane the Salesman
Blood on the Backlot (2000) .... Officer Holbrook


"Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot" (1999) TV Series (voice) .... Dwayne Hunter
Coyote Moon (1999) (V) .... Tour Bus Driver
... aka Inferno (UK: TV title) (USA)
... aka Desert Heat (USA)
"JAG"
- Yeah, Baby (1999) TV Episode .... CPO Kyle Anderson
- Jaggle Bells (1998) TV Episode .... Chief Kyle Anderson
Baby Geniuses (1999) .... Goon Ray
"Smart Guy"
- From a to Double D (1999) TV Episode
Blood Type (1999) .... Stew
"Sunset Beach" (1997) TV Series (voice) .... Voice of Spike the Dog (1998)
The Ransom of Red Chief (1998) (TV) .... Mailman
"Night Man"
... aka NightMan (USA)
- Face to Face (1997) TV Episode
Psycho Sushi (1997) .... Yuriel
"Sabrina, the Teenage Witch"
... aka Sabrina (USA: promotional abbreviation)
... aka Sabrina Goes to College (USA: promotional title)
- The True Adventures of Rudy Kazootie (1996) TV Episode .... Jerry
"Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman"
... aka Lois & Clark
... aka The New Adventures of Superman
- It's a Small World After All (1996) TV Episode .... Les Barrish
Falling from the Sky: Flight 174 (1995) (TV) (uncredited) .... Mechanic
... aka Freefall: Flight 174 (Canada: English title) (UK)
The Clinic (1995)
Xtro 3: Watch the Skies (1995) .... Friedman
... aka Xtro: Watch the Skies
Portrait in Red (1995) .... Detective Wilder
... aka Dark Red (USA)
Buford's Beach Bunnies (1993) .... Jeeter Buford
"Homefront"
- First Come Love, Then Comes Marriage (1992) TV Episode .... Ball Player #4
Prison Planet (1992)

[E20]

How about this guy?

http://www.rangerfans.com/images/players/josecanseco/jose_ozzie_canseco.jpg
:wow
Wow, that guy is extermely ripped.

[ChumpDumper]

C'mon, Danny Baldwin is easily the second most talented of the brothers because of his work on Homicide alone. He is definitely the fattest, however.

Stephen and Billy are laggards, and no I can't tell them apart - does it matter?

Here's a couple:

Clint Howard

Joe Estevez

Kieran Culkin

anyone else named Duff coming down the pike

Joey Travolta

[ShoogarBear]

Stephen Baldwin gets an exemption because he was in The Usual Suspects. I don't think Billy has anything to defend him, though.

Clint Howard is of course an excellent suggestion.

[Kori Ellis]

Come on, Billy Baldwin was Van Stretch in Internal Affairs.

[shelshor]

Now just a minute here
Anyone who has ever beheld the wonder and joy of Ticks, The Ice Cream Man or Carnosaur knows that Clint is the true genius of the Howard family, not his smiley face, Pollyanna, Opie-looking brother Ron

[jaffies]

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http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/images/news/newspics/11-14-2003/wynona250.jpg
http://ssakai.web.infoseek.co.jp/auto_harveygrant.jpg
http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/10/alexis.jpg
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http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/shera1.jpg

[tw05baller]

bobby brady

[ObiwanGinobili]

I vote Frank Stallone.
that man is devoid of all possible talent. I doubt he can even finger paint or wash a car with any degree of competnacy.

and I like Clint Howard. A) he was the fat baby/king/alien in a Star Trek TOS episode.... and B) Howard the Duck.

[kris]

Tim Duncan's brother, Ozzie Canseco, and Charles O'Bannon - all good calls.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Why the hate for Frank? I believe he composed a lot of the music for the Rocky movies, so that puts him ahead of some of the clowns on that list. I voted for Rebbie Jackson, who I can only assume is the half brother of Reggie Jackson and Reba McIntyre.

[ShoogarBear]

Rebbie Jackson is an older sister of Michael, Janet, et al.

She had one hit single back in 1984.

Think about that. She's a member of the Jackson family, she's put out a couple of albums, and none of you ever heard of her. That's nearly impossible.


Biography by Ed Hogan

Singer Rebbie Jackson was awarded a gold single her first time out with "Centipede," a song written and produced by her brother, Michael Jackson. She can also be heard on "Forever Young" from Free Willy 2: Adventure Home, a 1995 Sony Music movie soundtrack. Rebbie Jackson, like her siblings Janet, LaToya, and Randy, was out of the public eye when her brothers stormed the music world as the Jackson 5. Born Maureen Jackson in Gary, Indiana in 1950, Rebbie was taught clarinet and piano by her mother. It wasn't until 1976, after the Jackson 5 had left Motown and signed with CBS, that Rebbie began a professional singing career, becoming a cabaret singer and background vocalist. She was credited on LPs by the Emotions, Betty Wright, and others during the '70s and '80s, and on Brand Nubian's 1998 CD Foundation. She also appeared on the Jacksons' short-lived 1976 variety show.

After her brother Michael's success with the mega-selling Thriller, he was given the chance to write and produce. His first project was Rebbie's first single "Centipede," which hit number four R&B in fall 1984. The Centipede LP, released in October 1984, featured tracks produced by former Crusaders member Wayne Henderson. Her next album Reaction was issued October 1986 and included tracks produced by David "Pic" Conley and David Townsend of the group Surface, plus Rebbie's brother Tito Jackson. The title track single hit number 16 on the R&B charts in summer 1986. The follow-up was "You Send the Rain Away," a duet ballad with Cheap Trick lead singer Robin Zander that made it to number 50 R&B in late 1986. Another fine duet ballad, "Tonight I'm Yours" with Isaac Hayes, received substantial airplay as an album track but curiously was never released as a single.

R U Tuff Enuff was the title of her third Columbia album, issued in February 1988, featuring one single ("Plaything") that reached the R&B Top Ten. Her popularity with devotees of Britain's rare groove scene prompted the release of The Rebbie Jackson Collection by Expansion in 1996. After a hiatus from show business in which she moved to Virginia, Rebbie signed with Michael Jackson's MJJ label in the late '90s. Her label debut Yours Faithfully was released in March 1998.

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