Bush taps Portman

[E20]

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/us/bush_administration

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, I know I'm not the only one who thought what I thought this was . . .

[101A]

I guess the force was with him.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Okay, I know I'm not the only one who thought what I thought this was . . .

Yeah, that's what I first thought too. He's seducing Natalie Portman so that she and that creepy V guy don't blow up the White House.

[SpursWoman]

Okay, I know I'm not the only one who thought what I thought this was . . .


Can't be much better than:




Bolten Signals Broad Change In Bush Staff



:drunk

[Solid D]

Actual news headlines and article titles:

"DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING"

"HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS"

"LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF"

"INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES"

"SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS"

"IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS"

"TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS"

[Marklar MM]

http://headlinehumor.com/headlines1.htm

"Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike says."
"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25."
"Bonnie Blows Clinton"
"Jane Fonda to teens: Use head to avoid pregnancy."
"Big jugs, fine wine, nice party."
"Student excited dad got head job."

[Solid D]

More....

"MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH"

"TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER"

"IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE"

"ASBESTOS SUIT PRESSED"

"POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS"

"MEN RECOMMEND MORE CLUBS FOR WIVES"

"STIFF OPPOSITION EXPECTED TO CASKETLESS FUNERAL PLAN"

"MANY ANTIQUES SEEN AT D.A.R. MEETING"

"TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOSE; JURY HUNG"

"UPS FOOD SERVICE FEEDS THOUSANDS, GROSSES MILLIONS"

"HOUSE PASSES GAS TAX ONTO SENATE"

"MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE"

"CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY"

"TRAFFIC DEAD RISE SLOWLY"

"ALL STARS TURN ON SPARSE CROWD"

"COLLEGIANS ARE TURNING TO VEGETABLES"

"SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED"

"SCIENTISTS TO HAVE FORD'S EAR"

Then there is this very old classic...

"IKE SAYS NIXON CAN'T STAND PAT"