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sa_butta
04-19-2006, 01:14 PM
BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflac duck in television commercials for the insurer, was crowned "unsexiest man in the world" by an alternative newspaper Tuesday.


http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/19/people.unsexy.reut/story.gottfried.gi.jpg
"The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman," The Boston Phoenix wrote.

New York Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson came in second followed by film critic Roger Ebert, television psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw and Fox television co-host Alan Colmes.

Even actor Brad Pitt made the list, as the newspaper's 100th-least sexy man.

Osama bin Laden clocked in at number eight.

George Steinbrenner, owner of the Yankees -- arch-rivals to the Boston Red Sox -- also made the list.

"Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was coming," the Phoenix said.

Others included pop star Michael Jackson and nasal-voiced rapper Mike Diamond (Mike D) of the Beastie Boys.

Gottfried has had numerous television and film roles, including a year as a cast member on NBC's "Saturday Night Live."

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/19/people.unsexy.reut/index.html

smeagol
04-19-2006, 01:17 PM
His rendition of the Aristocrats joke in somebody's roast at the Friar's Club (part of it was shown in the moviwe The Aristocrats, was a thing of beauty!

PM5K
04-19-2006, 01:20 PM
I'd hit it...

OH WAIT SHIT...

Old School Chic
04-19-2006, 01:20 PM
I'd hit it...

OH WAIT SHIT...

:lol

RichardSimmons
04-19-2006, 01:42 PM
I'd hit it...

OH WAIT SHIT...

:tu

ShoogarBear
04-19-2006, 02:13 PM
Gilbert Gottfried cracks me up. It's the same schtik every time, but it always works.

Vashner
04-19-2006, 02:20 PM
lol funny.

ObiwanGinobili
04-19-2006, 02:33 PM
Tehy should re-# it with Micheal Jackson @ #1 and Gilbert @ #2.

travis2
04-19-2006, 02:38 PM
I thought this was an elpimpo thread...

pache100
04-19-2006, 02:51 PM
I want to know where George W. Bush and Donald Trump (ai-yi-yi - that HAIR!) fall in the list. They should both definitely be ahead of Gilbert.

(P.S. OldSchoolChic, I have been meaning to tell you for a couple of days...I love your new sig! Especially the sparkly black cat!)

ShoogarBear
04-19-2006, 02:56 PM
I thought this was an elpimpo thread...

:lol

SpursWoman
04-19-2006, 03:09 PM
He's not the most unsexiest ... as long as he doesn't talk. :)

Jimcs50
04-19-2006, 03:51 PM
Even actor Brad Pitt made the list, as the newspaper's 100th-least sexy man.


No way in hell is this right.

:flipoff

Jimcs50
04-19-2006, 03:53 PM
Me thinks, I dost protest too much.


:angel

SpursWoman
04-19-2006, 03:56 PM
:lol :makeout

ShoogarBear
04-19-2006, 04:17 PM
Brad made the list because women consider his wife sexier than most men.