Walmart: Speedy Checkout

[SequSpur]

Anybody here work at Walmart?

WTF is wrong with that place? How in the fuck is a 20 item or less line a speedy fuckin checkout?

I go to Walmart and buy 2 items. The self checkout is closed for some got damn reason and the Speedy lines are 20 fukkin people deep. Most of them with groceries and 19 fukkin items.

How is 19 items fukkin speedy? I waited 15 fukkin minutes in the speedy line.

Bullshit, I tell you.

Also, why in the shit do they need a whole row of toilet papers? how many got damn toilet papers are there? At Walmart, there is at least 30. WTF is that?

Why is some toilet papers cheaper than others? Why are some double role or buy 6 and it equals 12, etc. etc.?????????????

Its fukkin toilet paper. Fuck that place.

[E20]

So the toliet paper can pick up all that corn in your ass crack. I'll advertise for my union and give you this site: http://www.wakeupwalmart.com

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Charmin. I tried Angel Soft once but it tore and my finger slid in my ass.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Scotts 1000 sheerts per role.
soft enough (if you need softer your just a pampered fairy princess pussy)
1000 fukkin sheets per role ( only 200 - 600 with other)
doesn;t tear
doesn;t leave behind TP fuzzies all over your ass
you don;t need that much to get the job done
RV & septic system safe.

:tu

[NASpurs]

I like Charmin. I tried Angel Soft once but it tore and my finger slid in my ass.

:lmao I know that too well

Has the toilet paper ever slipped out on you?

[timvp]

Anybody here work at Walmart?

WTF is wrong with that place? How in the fuck is a 20 item or less line a speedy fuckin checkout?

I go to Walmart and buy 2 items. The self checkout is closed for some got damn reason and the Speedy lines are 20 fukkin people deep. Most of them with groceries and 19 fukkin items.

How is 19 items fukkin speedy? I waited 15 fukkin minutes in the speedy line.

Bullshit, I tell you.

Also, why in the shit do they need a whole row of toilet papers? how many got damn toilet papers are there? At Walmart, there is at least 30. WTF is that?

Why is some toilet papers cheaper than others? Why are some double role or buy 6 and it equals 12, etc. etc.?????????????

Its fukkin toilet paper. Fuck that place.


Gay.

[Buddy Holly]

What happened to their "4 ft. and under line?"

You'd think he'd be going ape shit over that.

[spurs=bling]

Scotts 1000 sheerts per role.
soft enough (if you need softer your just a pampered fairy princess pussy)
1000 fukkin sheets per role ( only 200 - 600 with other)
doesn;t tear
doesn;t leave behind TP fuzzies all over your ass
you don;t need that much to get the job done
RV & septic system safe.

:tu


:tu Scott Tissue RULES

[SequSpur]

Gay.

Bonham Forum

[ObiwanGinobili]

:tu Scott Tissue RULES


btw - love the new bling in your sig.

[spurs=bling]

btw - love the new bling in your sig.
thanks

[ShoogarBear]

Anybody here work at Walmart?

WTF is wrong with that place? How in the fuck is a 20 item or less line a speedy fuckin checkout?

I go to Walmart and buy 2 items. The self checkout is closed for some got damn reason and the Speedy lines are 20 fukkin people deep. Most of them with groceries and 19 fukkin items.

How is 19 items fukkin speedy? I waited 15 fukkin minutes in the speedy line.

Bullshit, I tell you.

Also, why in the shit do they need a whole row of toilet papers? how many got damn toilet papers are there? At Walmart, there is at least 30. WTF is that?

Why is some toilet papers cheaper than others? Why are some double role or buy 6 and it equals 12, etc. etc.?????????????

Its fukkin toilet paper. Fuck that place.
What, are you auditioning for when Andy Rooney retires?

[SequSpur]

Scotts 1000 sheerts per role.
soft enough (if you need softer your just a pampered fairy princess pussy)
1000 fukkin sheets per role ( only 200 - 600 with other)
doesn;t tear
doesn;t leave behind TP fuzzies all over your ass
you don;t need that much to get the job done
RV & septic system safe.

:tu

Look, toilet paper is a fukkin bandaid. Your ass doesn't really get cleaned until you take a shower or a bath.

Paper just spreads that shit around.

[Vashner]

They where busy getting ready for President Hu's visit..

[SequSpur]

What, are you auditioning for when Andy Rooney retires?

I'm serious.

I think a 20 item speedy line is borderline fukkin stupid. Don't you? An 8-10 item line is speedy, but 20 items can be a whole fukkin cartful.

[ShoogarBear]

If you want the job done right:

http://www.cadetstuff.org/images/iace_1970_bidet.jpg

Bidet. When you absolutely, positively, need the ass clean. Accept no substitutes.

[SequSpur]

How much does one of those things cost? It might be a good investment, plus asses would smell and look better.

Also, how do you dry your ass off after use?

Those are important questions to know.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm serious.

I think a 20 item speedy line is borderline fukkin stupid. Don't you? An 8-10 item line is speedy, but 20 items can be a whole fukkin cartful.Giant has 15-item lines, which usually works out okay.

What I can't stand is the idiots who get in the self-checkout lane and then have no fucking idea what to do. Helloooooo, if you can't check yourself out, get in the invalid lane!!!

[timvp]

How much does one of those things cost? It might be a good investment, plus asses would smell and look better.

Also, how do you dry your ass off after use?

Those are important questions to know.

Gayer.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What I can't stand is the idiots who get in the self-checkout lane and then have no fucking idea what to do. Helloooooo, if you can't check yourself out, get in invalid lane!!!

God that pisses me off so much.

[ShoogarBear]

How much does one of those things cost? It might be a good investment, plus asses would smell and look better.
I dunno. I imagine they cost about as much as a toilet.



Also, how do you dry your ass off after use?
I dunno. Maybe one of these?
http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_3/MRE88A.JPG


Those are important questions to know.Indeed.

[Melmart1]

I like Charmin. I tried Angel Soft once but it tore and my finger slid in my ass.

Yeah, I am sure that was an accident :angel

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, I am sure that was an accident :angel
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

Look, toilet paper is a fukkin bandaid. Your ass doesn't really get cleaned until you take a shower or a bath.

Paper just spreads that shit around.


my ass gets cleaned. maybe not ona microscopic bacterial level... but it gets cleaned.

perhaps your short arms just can't adequetly reach around?

[ObiwanGinobili]

In japan they hve toilets that wash, blow dry, powder and pefume your booty.

[Jekka]

God that pisses me off so much.

No shit. That and the assholes that pay with a check in the fast-check-out lane - especially when they've had time to start writing it and then wait until everything's rung up already.

[spurs=bling]

my ass gets cleaned. maybe not ona microscopic bacterial level... but it gets cleaned.

perhaps your short arms just can't adequetly reach around?
:lol

[Vashner]

Those automated checkers are a big threat to the long time tradition of cashiers.

I refuse to use them.

[SequSpur]

I agree, that is probably why they were closed. Because the dipshits couldn't use them and they had to staff the self checkout lines with cashiers anyway.

[Kori Ellis]

I'll agree with you that Speedy Checkout should be 10 items or less. Maybe 12.

[T-Pain]

Anybody here work at Walmart?

WTF is wrong with that place? How in the fuck is a 20 item or less line a speedy fuckin checkout?

I go to Walmart and buy 2 items. The self checkout is closed for some got damn reason and the Speedy lines are 20 fukkin people deep. Most of them with groceries and 19 fukkin items.

How is 19 items fukkin speedy? I waited 15 fukkin minutes in the speedy line.

Bullshit, I tell you.

Also, why in the shit do they need a whole row of toilet papers? how many got damn toilet papers are there? At Walmart, there is at least 30. WTF is that?

Why is some toilet papers cheaper than others? Why are some double role or buy 6 and it equals 12, etc. etc.?????????????

Its fukkin toilet paper. Fuck that place.

yeah i agree with you, i shop at super Target now

[Melmart1]

I'll agree with you that Speedy Checkout should be 10 items or less. Maybe 12.

I don't think it would matter. When I was a cashier at HEB, people would bring 20 items and just split it in two orders, like have thier kid or something 'pay' for the other order. Happened all the time. Or they would bring like 12 cans of soup, and since they were all the same product, they would say 'oh, those count as one'... Man, may I never work retail again!

[SequSpur]

I don't think it would matter. When I was a cashier at HEB, people would bring 20 items and just split it in two orders, like have thier kid or something 'pay' for the other order. Happened all the time. Or they would bring like 12 cans of soup, and since they were all the same product, they would say 'oh, those count as one'... Man, may I never work retail again!

It would make a big difference. You don't run into the store and grab 20 items and expect speedy service.

If you go into the store and grab asspaper and detergent, you should be able to gtfo quickly.

I mean how many people play the bait and switch game at a Walmart?

This is serious business.

[JoeChalupa]

I love the self check outs at my HEB.

[Vashner]

Well for me that's how I paid for my 1st year of collage. Started at bag boy / mopper and went to cashier after 2 years. Just think if those things are like say replacing 10,000 jobs in San Antonio... jobs your kids might need someday so you can teach them some basic job experiance.

Etc..

[SequSpur]

Well for me that's how I paid for my 1st year of collage. Started at bag boy / mopper and went to cashier after 2 years. Just think if those things are like say replacing 10,000 jobs in San Antonio... jobs your kids might need someday so you can teach them some basic job experiance.

Etc..

oh definitely....

that's kind've my point.

Fukkin Walmart thinks they can have 6 speedy checkout lanes and then 2-4 regular lanes for a million fukkin people on 410 and military.

Their customer service is gone. They should've called more folks up to the front and open up some more cashiers, but no. Let's run the speedy lines 20 people deep and take our fukkin time.

Fukk that place, I am with Manny, it will be very very very difficult to go into that place again.

[Vashner]

Yea but they have some bad ass aquasocks for 6 bucks.. I got 2 pairs :)

It's not that bad. The one over here.. the EVA walmart on 281 / 1604 has most of the same people working there like forever. It's not chinese lol it's San Antonian's and let me tell you in the 70's and 84' crash anyone would of loved a nice Air Conditioning job with breakroom... it's not all that bad.

The truth normally somewhere in the middle.

[SequSpur]

the walmart on 1604 and culebra is pretty nice. for some reason this new one here at military and 410 has turned into a craphole.

[JoeChalupa]

I like the one over on FM78. I've hardly ever had to wait long but I normally go early or late.

[ChumpDumper]

How many years does it take to finish a collage?

Huh-huh -- OG said "reacharound" -- huh-huh....

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

the walmart on 1604 and culebra is pretty nice. for some reason this new one here at military and 410 has turned into a craphole.

It's Military and 410, what the hell did you expect?

[SpursWoman]

Scotts 1000 sheerts per role.
soft enough (if you need softer your just a pampered fairy princess pussy)
1000 fukkin sheets per role ( only 200 - 600 with other)
doesn;t tear
doesn;t leave behind TP fuzzies all over your ass
you don;t need that much to get the job done
RV & septic system safe.

:tu

Then I must be just a pampered fairy princess pussy, because I'd rather live on a diet of Ramen noodles and pinto beans than skimp on cheap-ass toilet paper that scratches my ass...and other tender parts.

I also buy:

http://www.price-club.co.jp/cgi-bin/tkxdoc/goods_img/Kleenex%20Cottonelle%20Wipes%20L.jpg

:spin


Things I will never compromise on: cheese, peanut butter and toilet paper. :fro

[SpursWoman]

And the (relatively) new Walmart on Austin Hwy is :tu. I'm glad they closed down that shit-hole the one on Walzem & 35 had turned into.

[ShoogarBear]

never compromise on: cheese, peanut butter and toilet paper. :fro

Eat enough cheese and you won't need as much TP.

[SpursWoman]

Eat enough cheese and you won't need as much TP.


And peanut butter. Good point. :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

Then I must be just a pampered fairy princess pussy, because I'd rather live on a diet of Ramen noodles and pinto beans than skimp on cheap-ass toilet paper that scratches my ass...and other tender parts.

I also buy:

http://www.price-club.co.jp/cgi-bin/tkxdoc/goods_img/Kleenex%20Cottonelle%20Wipes%20L.jpg

:spin


Things I will never compromise on: cheese, peanut butter and toilet paper. :fro


:lol well since you say you are you must be.

I will admit to buying the Scotts brand wet wipe equivilent of your cottnelle wet wipes.

BUT - scotts not cheap and it doesn;t scratch my ass!


things I don;t compromise on:
toilet paper, mayonaise, coke, ice cream, towels, bed sheets & sneakers.

[SpursWoman]

:lol well since you say you are you must be.

I will admit to buying the Scotts brand wet wipe equivilent of your cottnelle wet wipes.

BUT - scotts not cheap and it doesn;t scratch my ass!


things I don;t compromise on:
toilet paper, mayonaise, coke, ice cream, towels, bed sheets & sneakers.

I also tend to be brand-loyal....so I really have no idea how other brands *perform*. But I know that that Charmin Ultra with Lotion & Aloe is fucking awesome! :lol

Good call on the ice cream, too ... I never thought about it, but I don't compromise on that, either. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

I also tend to be brand-loyal....so I really have no idea how other brands *perform*. But I know that that Charmin Ultra with Lotion & Aloe is fucking awesome! :lol

Good call on the ice cream, too ... I never thought about it, but I don't compromise on that, either. :)


yes, ice cream is definatly a no compromise item.
gota be creamy, you know you fucked up your ice cream choice when you get ice chunks. ick.

[TheAdmiral#50]

I like Charmin. I tried Angel Soft once but it tore and my finger slid in my ass.

HAHAHAHAHA! :lol :lol :lol

[CharlieMac]

I didn't think it was possible for people to be anymore retarded and look any more puzzled in a self check out line than the people at Walmart, but HEB shoppers off of Dezavala/IH 10 and on Rigsby/ MLK Dr. were exceptionally stupid.

[pache100]

Those automated checkers are a big threat to the long time tradition of cashiers.

I refuse to use them.

That is WHY I use only them.

[pache100]

I don't think it would matter. When I was a cashier at HEB, people would bring 20 items and just split it in two orders, like have thier kid or something 'pay' for the other order. Happened all the time. Or they would bring like 12 cans of soup, and since they were all the same product, they would say 'oh, those count as one'... Man, may I never work retail again!

When I used to work at the commissary at Ft. Sam (back in the dark ages), I used to ring up 15 items (the limit on the express line) and just put the rest under my register. If they wanted to buy the rest, they had to go back into the store and get the items again and wait in line again. The customers who did that all the time HATED to see me on the espress line. :lol


I love the self check outs at my HEB.

Me, too! I use them exclusively at HEB, Walmart, and Home Depot.

[CheapBastard]

I use this.

http://www.gagworks.com/ProductImages/112495.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

When I used to work at the commissary at Ft. Sam (back in the dark ages), I used to ring up 15 items (the limit on the express line) and just put the rest under my register. If they wanted to buy the rest, they had to go back into the store and get the items again and wait in line again. The customers who did that all the time HATED to see me on the espress line. :lol


That just made you my favorite person today.

:fro

[Jimcs50]

I like Charmin. I tried Angel Soft once but it tore and my finger slid in my ass.


:rollin

[Mijo]

I've argued a few times with the elderly person who is always positioned at the exit who just watched me bag and checkout my items and still wants to see my receipt while I'm leaving. :cuss WTF?

[Melmart1]

When I used to work at the commissary at Ft. Sam (back in the dark ages), I used to ring up 15 items (the limit on the express line) and just put the rest under my register. If they wanted to buy the rest, they had to go back into the store and get the items again and wait in line again. The customers who did that all the time HATED to see me on the espress line. :lol





I have a new-found respect for you, Pache. Why didn't I ever think of that?

[valluco]

I've argued a few times with the elderly person who is always positioned at the exit who just watched me bag and checkout my items and still wants to see my receipt while I'm leaving. :cuss WTF?
You must live in the Rio Grande Valley. :spin The greeters at the Wal-Mart in my home town trust no one.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Gayer.

:LMAO

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

This whole thread is pretty gay.

[ShoogarBear]

This whole thread is pretty gay.Takes one to know one.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/cheer.gif http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/cheer.gif http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/cheer.gif

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, man. That's the first and last time I ever use those pom-pom smilies.

[Hook Dem]

I use this.

http://www.gagworks.com/ProductImages/112495.jpg
Thats John Wayne toilet paper! Rough & Tough and don't take shit off nobody!

[Mark in Austin]

for some reason this new one here at military and 410 has turned into a craphole.


You would be surprised how much of an effect the quality of store manager can have on the condition of the store and the shopping experience.

It's generally a direct relationship - if the store looks like shit, the manager is usually either incompetent or a miserable SOB.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I go to Target for the exact same reason.