LMAO, I see a blonde joke coming here...

[CosmicCowboy]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0419062doc1.html

Fake Breast Doc Busted
Florida man, 76, fingered in door-to-door free screen scheme

APRIL 19--Meet Philip Winikoff. The 76-year-old Florida man was arrested this morning and charged with sexual battery after he posed as a doctor and went door-to-door--black doctor's bag in hand--offering women free breast exams. According to a Broward County Sheriff's Office report, two women--ages 33 and 36--fell for the scam, which Winikoff allegedly ran in Lauderdale Lakes. Charged with several felonies, Winikoff was booked into the sheriff's lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped. Police are now investigating whether other women may have been tricked into impromptu examinations. (3 pages)

[Sense]

rofl! WHO FALLS FOR THAT?

[T-Pain]

news.yahoo.com

MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

[T-Pain]

old man got horny

[Trainwreck2100]

some women are real stupid

[tlongII]

Shoogar?

[atxrocker]

:lol :lol

[kris]

Those two women would have only got a 7 on the wonderlich test.

[Old School Chic]

Shoogar?

:lol That's exactly what I was thinking

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Now where's my "Women of Spurstalk" calendar?

[ORION]

real men of genius ! we salute you mr. fake doctor breast examiner ! I should try and learn from his mistakes and start going door to door

[Old School Chic]

Now where's my "Women of Spurstalk" calendar?

I am making one of just me :p It will go on sale for $19.99 + tax this Summer

[Marklar MM]

I am making one of just me :p It will go on sale for $19.99 + tax this Summer


I guarantee a nice fellow on here would buy and scan the contents of this calender, for every other fellow to download. That is just the way the internets work. The same reason you don't make sex tapes and allow them to fall into the hands of the wrong people...the internets draw them in and they have to share with mankind(mainly the "man" part).

[Old School Chic]

I guarantee a nice fellow on here would buy and scan the contents of this calender, for every other fellow to download. That is just the way the internets work. The same reason you don't make sex tapes and allow them to fall into the hands of the wrong people...the internets draw them in and they have to share with mankind(mainly the "man" part).

I was just kidding... :oops

[JoePublic]

Where are all the fake female doctors giving out free testical exams?

[T Park]

OSC


id buy that calendar :eyebrows

[kris]

I've noticed the pervert density rising lately.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, y'all are cold.

And what dumb woman would fall for that story from a guy with a name suspiciously close to "Dr. Wankoff"?

[T-Pain]

what a crazy coincidental last name

[CosmicCowboy]

I posted this hours ago TPain...

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38867

whats even crazier, if you read the whole police report he got them COMPLETELY naked and then headed south after the breasts were done with a two finger insertion...

[T-Pain]

I posted this hours ago TPain...

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38867
o shit, sorry about that