I was thinking maybe I'd get a maid

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

just someone to keep my house clean, cook my meals and go away
a man needs a maid

[Kori Ellis]

I always had a maid when I lived in L.A. She came two days a week, cleaned, did laundry, etc.

Since I moved to San Antonio I don't have one and I have learned that I don't like to clean.

If you find a good one, let me know.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Let's just say we have to have one. It's great.

Let's just say that Little Chopper has to have a nanny, too. It's great.

That is all.

[mookie2001]

I agree wade


there comes a time, when youre drifting, comes a time when you settle down

[Marklar MM]

Make sure you get a good looking maid.

[ShoogarBear]

[SENEX]
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a working girl,
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a mouse.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious,
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.

Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who you hire when you're short of help
To offer you the sort of help
You never get from a spouse:
Fluttering up the stairway,
Shuttering up the windows,
Cluttering up the bedroom,
Buttering up the master,
Puttering all around the house!
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious,
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.

Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who in fetching you your slipper will
Be winsome as a whipporwill
And graceful as a grouse:
Skittering down the hallway,
Flittering through the parlor,
Tittering in the pantry,
Littering up the bedroom--

[SENEX & PSEUDOLUS]
Twittering all around the house!

[HYSTERIUM]
A maid?

[SENEX]
A maid.

[PSEUDOLUS]
A maid.

[ALL]
A maid!
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a serving-girl,
A loyal and unswerving girl,
To putter around the house.
Oh, oh,

[HYSTERIUM]
Think of her at the dustbin,
'Specially when she's just been
Traipsing about.

[ALL]
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,

[HYSTERIUM]
Living in,

[SENEX]
Giving out.

[ALL]
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Daintily collecting bits of paper n' strings,
Appealing in her apron strings
And graceful as a grouse.

[HYSTERIUM]
Pattering through the attic,

[SENEX]
Chattering in the cellar,

[PSEUDOLUS]
Clattering in the kitchen,

[SENEX]
Flattering in the bedroom,

[ALL]
Puttering all around the house!
The house!
The house!

[LYCUS]
A maid?

[HYSTERIUM]
A maid.

[PSEUDOLUS]
A maid.

[SENEX]
A maid!

[ALL]
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who's efficient and reliable,
Obedient and pliable,
And quieter than a mouse!
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be so nimble,
Fiddling with her thimble,
Mending her gown.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,

[LYCUS]
Cleaning up,

[SENEX]
Leaning down.

[ALL]
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who'll be busy as a bumblebee
And even if you grumble, be
As graceful as a grouse.

[LYCUS]
Wriggling in the anteroom,

[HYSTERIUM]
Jiggling in the dining room,

[PSEUDOLUS]
Giggling in the living room,

[SENEX]
Wiggling in the other rooms,

[ALL]
Puttering all around the house!
The house!
The house!
The house!

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

thats close

[Vashner]

Molly Maid.

[TDMVPDPOY]

easy way to get laid is get a maid

[pache100]

My life is changing in so many ways
I don’t know who to trust anymore
There’s a shadow running thru my days
Like a beggar going from door to door.

I was thinking that maybe I’d get a maid
Find a place nearby for her to stay.
Just someone to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away.

A maid. a man needs a maid.
A maid.

It’s hard to make that change
When life and love turns strange.
And old.

To give a love, you gotta live a love.
To live a love, you gotta be part of
When will I see you again?

A while ago somewhere I don’t know when
I was watching a movie with a friend.
I fell in love with the actress.
She was playing a part that I could understand.

A maid. a man needs a maid.
A maid.

When will I see you again?

(excellent and dramatic symphony music in that one)

[SpursWoman]

If you find a good one, let me know.



Me, too ... I was contemplating trying to find one to come help me every other week or so.

:fro

[Ginofan]

Mine is alright, she doesn't speak english all that well but she works her tail off.

[Vashner]

(sarcasm / twisted humor on)

Just go to the border and adopt a maid.

That's a joke btw (hum not a bad idea.... time to head to Larado).

[2Blonde]

Mine is alright, she doesn't speak english all that well but she works her tail off.
Who cares what language they speak, as long as they do a good job. We had a housekeeper for the first 5 years we lived here but we had to fire her last fall because she got so lazy and was doing such a crappy job, and half the time she would call at the last minute and say her car broke down or someone in her family was sick, so could she come a different day? When she first started she was great, but over time she got complacent. I guess I got spoiled when I lived in Oklahoma because I had an amazing housekeeper there for a number of years. I wish I could find a good one here for a reasonable price to come in twice month.

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but do you all have 15,000 sq ft houses or what?

[pache100]

I don't know what it is but do you all have 15,000 sq ft houses or what?

I don't know what it is, but how big is YOUR house, Golden Girl?

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but i'm not THE Oscar DeLa!

[pache100]

I don't know what it is but i'm not THE Oscar DeLa!

Oh, sorry, Golden Girl...my mistake.

[SpursWoman]

I don't know what it is but do you all have 15,000 sq ft houses or what?


I don't know what it is, but my house is really dusty and I hate dusting. And scrubbing grout in the bathrooms.


:fro

[smeagol]

I cold not live without my nanny/maid. I have three kids!

[Taco]

I wanted to hire a maid

but Mrs Taco wouldn't let me

i wonder why?














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http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/dimout_1891_50896997

[ShoogarBear]

^Is that some sort of cleaning device she's holding? :wow

[Marklar MM]

^Is that some sort of cleaning device she's holding? :wow

I believe that is a device meant for S&M. :) I would just go for the maid though.

[SpursWoman]

That's to clean out the vacuum hose when it get clogged up, you damn perverts.



:angel

[ShoogarBear]

That's to clean out the vacuum hose when it get clogged up, you damn perverts.



:angel
Surely there are other ways to clean out the tubing when it gets backed up?

[Trainwreck2100]

Surely there are other ways to clean out the tubing when it gets backed up?

just change it from suck to blow

[Marklar MM]

Anyone ever get one of those nude maids. Sounds rather, interesting.

[SpursWoman]

just change it from suck to blow


Where I come from those words are interchangable. :baby :smokin

[Oscar DeLa]

Where I come from those words are interchangable. :baby :smokin
I don't know what it is but I'd buy that for a dollar!

[Marklar MM]

http://www.northerntool.com/images/product/images/170681_lg.gif

*Shivers*

[Marklar MM]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004RHKK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[SpursWoman]

I don't know what it is but I'd buy that for a dollar!


http://www.euphoriasmoothies.com/confidential/One-Suck-Will-Blow-You-Away.gif

:eyebrows :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

*gulp*

[Marklar MM]

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/hardworking.jpg
Always on the job.

[Marklar MM]

.

[Marklar MM]

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/bjafterrace.jpg

Hmm...anyone wanna enter the race.

[Marklar MM]

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/bukkake.jpg

Dude that pic is named bukkake.jpg

It would go great in the Quattro.

[SpursWoman]

:rollin :lol

[PM5K]

I'm glad to help with maid services, I'll even give a discount to those of you who have participated in the bravatar thread...