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Louie Vega
04-21-2006, 03:34 AM
What better way to welcome Artest to to the West side of the playoffs then to throw him in the meat grinder that is the AT&T center. Artest has never been in a 7 game series against a team like the Spurs. And it has been proven when a person is scared, the first thing they do is run their mouth to make it seem like they are not scared. I say it will only take 5 games to make him eat his words. But then again it depends on when this Spurs team decides to turn it on. I am sure the East is pretty tough come playoff, but the West is a whole different story. Good Luck Artest. You're gonna need it.

Louie Vega
04-21-2006, 09:14 AM
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Sec24Row7
04-21-2006, 09:21 AM
Artest is too stupid to be scared.

That's what makes him dangerous.

Louie Vega
04-23-2006, 04:03 AM
Artest is too stupid to be scared.

That's what makes him dangerous.

Saturday afternoon Artest looked stupid and scared. It kind of reminds me of this one time I whooped this dude because his girlfriend was talking shit. In this case Artest was the girlfriend and the rest of the Kings were the dude. :fro

Vashner
04-23-2006, 04:05 AM
That was the Owned look.

xcoriate
04-23-2006, 04:35 AM
That analogy might work had Artest played a good game...


Truth be told you must have wooped the girl as well :/

TDMVPDPOY
04-23-2006, 05:00 AM
western playoff basketball > weak east bball (pistons exempted)

the road to the finals out west is harder imo, lookin at the eastern playoff teams, any healthy given team could cause an upset, stupid bulls.

TxJudsonRocketTx
04-23-2006, 05:25 AM
That analogy might work had Artest played a good game...


Truth be told you must have wooped the girl as well :/

:lol

jmard5
04-23-2006, 06:25 AM
a human ticking timebomb or a true warrior?

ALVAREZ6
04-23-2006, 08:21 AM
Artest is a stupid mofo.


That's why he's dangerous, he's a big guy running around wild with an animal's brain.





Why can't the NBA just ban this guy, he's never going to change.

bonesinaz
04-23-2006, 10:36 AM
Artest is a stupid mofo.


That's why he's dangerous, he's a big guy running around wild with an animal's brain.





Why can't the NBA just ban this guy, he's never going to change.

Ok Alvarez, I know you are young, but Artest is sick. He has a mental illness. If the NBA tried to ban him, they would get their butts sued off by every mental health advocacy group there is. The ACLU would make this the headline every day of the week. So the NBA will not ban Artest for being crazy.

OTOH- Artest has admitted that his playing is better when he does not take his meds and no one can make him take them. This can make him dangerous. If any disciplinary action is taken against him, it will be because he is a danger to himself or to other people= he hurts someone (let's just hope it is not a Spur).

The thing Artest does best is create drama. He makes stupid comments and predictions and looks like a fool. This creates ratings and the league loves it. The NBA would have to create drama if Ron Artest didn't exist to get the casual fan to tune in to this series.

KingsFanWithoutName
04-23-2006, 11:07 AM
The thing Artest does best is create drama. He makes stupid comments and predictions and looks like a fool. This creates ratings and the league loves it.Seems like his first prediction of getting his 8 game below .500 team into the playoffs worked out. What is so foolish?

Trainwreck2100
04-23-2006, 11:20 AM
Seems like his first prediction of getting his 8 game below .500 team into the playoffs worked out. What is so foolish?

"We will be #1 team

SAGambler
04-23-2006, 11:43 AM
Looked to me like Artest was going to put the "Bowen" D on Manu. Then Manu pops his ass to the ground. End of Artest. Never saw him get that close to Manu again, except for that chicken shit elbow he managed to throw later in the game.

I would love to see game 2 start off the same way. Artest, on his ass, bleeding, within the first 30 seconds of tipoff.

Louie Vega
04-24-2006, 02:46 AM
Truth be told you must have wooped the girl as well :/


That's not my style. When it comes to women, i'm a lover not a fighter. :fro

Dario
04-24-2006, 03:09 AM
That's not my style. When it comes to women, i'm a lover not a fighter. :fro

You are just stupid gangsta wannabe. The girl make you look stupid and you hit her bf. What a pussy :oops

Vashner
04-24-2006, 03:33 AM
Wild Wild West, Tim D. West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want to give Artest nada
None of this, six gun in this, brotha Artest runnin his mouth,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that silver dancer dress when she meet Tim D. West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step with flex and get a ref call in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my ball be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin the game, Tim D. West tamin the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?

Not the Kings

Now who you gonna call?

*Go Spurs Go*

If you have a riff with people wanna dunk on like Artest,
Break out before you get bumrushed at the (Wild Wild West)
When I roll into the paint (Wild Wild West)
When I stroll into the hoop (Wild Wild West)
When I bounce into the sky (Wild Wild West) TP, TP

We going straight to the Wild Wild West Finals
We going straight to the Wild Wild West Finals

Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west
Mad man Artest lost his damn mind in the east
Loveless, givin up a dime, nothin' less than suspensions
Now I must put his behind to the test (can you feel me dunk on you?)
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle
Bring all your boys in, here come the poison
Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did,
Front and center, now when you look back kid?
Who dat is? A mean brotha, bad for your health
Lookin damn good though, if I could say it myself
Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin to hear that
Tryin to bring down me, this champion
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done
Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is,
I'm the quickest as they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin, don't be startin nothin
Me and my partner gonna test your chest, Loveless
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild West

We going straight to Finals (when I roll into the)the Wild Wild
West (when I stroll into the)
We going straight to Finals (when I bounce into the)the Wild Wild
West
We going straight to the Finals Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Finals Wild Wild West

To any outlaw like Artest and Shaq tryin to draw, thinkin you're bad,
Any draw on West best with a ball and a hoop,
Don't even think about it, six gun, weighin a ton,
10 paces and turn, just for fun, son,
Up till sundown, rolling around,
See where the bad guys are to be found and make 'em lay down,
The defenders of the west,
Crushin on pretenders in the west,
Don't mess with us cuz we're in the Best(Wild Wild West)

We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West, come on

(Wild Wild West)
When I roll into the
(Wild Wild West)
When I stroll into the
We going straight to the Wild Wild West (the Wild Wild West)
(Wild, Wild West) whoo, uh
(Wild Wild West) ha ha ha ha
(Wild Wild West) uh Dru, Dru
(Wild Wild West) I done done it again y'all done done it again
(Wild Wild West) ha ha ha ha
(Wild Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill, uh
(Wild Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill ha ha ha ha
(Wild Wild West) *the Wild Wild West*
(Wild Wild West) uh
(Wild Wild West) one time
(Wild Wild West) uh,
(Wild Wild West) *the wild wild west* bring in the heat, bring in the
heat, what?
(Wild Wild West)
(Wild Wild West) uh can't stop the bumrush
*the Wild Wild* (the Wild Wild West)

Louie Vega
04-24-2006, 04:33 AM
You are just stupid gangsta wannabe. The girl make you look stupid and you hit her bf. What a pussy :oops

This statement makes absolutely no sense. A pussy would have hit the girl. Judging by the way you reacted you have obviously gotten your ass whooped by someone like me before. Besides that was a longtime ago. But you are making me long for the old days. :smokin :hat

Dario
04-24-2006, 05:24 AM
Ye something like that, some dudes gf wanted to make a statement and took me to a drink where she knew he would be. He called 4 of his friends to back him up, because he was such a gangsta like you probably are. So i got in a fight with some dude i didn't even know for a reason i didn't know.
I got bruised lip like ron got yesterday, he eventually end up in hospital with both his arms broken. You see, i got friends too.
But thats not my point. My point is, if you are normal person, you dont take it on someone else. Its like i laugh at you, because your a pussy and then you would take it on my 12yr brother. Oh and you are stupid aswell.

Samr
04-24-2006, 06:35 AM
Ok, did anyone else's heart skip a beat when Artest jumped up after that foul? I thought he was going to charge into the stands.

While I love the reverse-intimidation factor, I'd rather see the Spurs beat them honestly. Beat them because you are a better ballclub: because you can score more, and keep them from scoring, with defense, not physical intimidation.

Victory is always sweetest when the other team plays their balls out, and still falls embarassingly short.

MaNuMaNiAc
04-24-2006, 06:42 AM
This statement makes absolutely no sense. A pussy would have hit the girl. Judging by the way you reacted you have obviously gotten your ass whooped by someone like me before. Besides that was a longtime ago. But you are making me long for the old days. :smokin :hat
that's right, you're not a pussy, you're a moron

Vashner
04-24-2006, 03:19 PM
Now now children. Kiss and make up.

I need to change this line

Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west
Mad man Artest lost his damn mind in the east
Loveless, givin up a dime, nothin' less than suspensions
Now I must put his behind to the test (can you feel me dunk on you?)
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle


to

Stern, givin up the fines, nothin' less than suspensions