Eva Longoria Rocks

[angel_luv]

Sorry 1Parker1- but even you have to give Eva props for this one. :)

I heard on this on the radio today.

:lol

This year Eva has been filming that movie with Michael Douglas.

Eva, of course, is a huge Spurs fan. Michael Douglas is a huge fan of the Miami heat.

Eva decides one day to decorate Michael's entire trailer with Spurs gear. Eva ( voice over) said it was decked out!


To get Eva back, Michael Douglas ordered about 24 Miami heat caps and had them delivered.
There is a scene in the movie when Eva enters with a gun.

On the final production, during that scene, Eva came around the corner with her gun, to find all the staff standing there wearing the Miami heat hats.

:lmao

[Old School Chic]

The movie opens next Friday or this Friday?

I want to go check it out

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I saw Kiefer Sutherland do an interview on Leno. He said that during the weapons training for the film Eva totally kicked his and Douglas' ass on the target range.

[angel_luv]

Go Eva! :gpower :)

[TheAdmiral#50]

Should be a good movie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/Gifavs2/Gifavs3/evalongoriatongue9eh8md6bg.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/Gifavs2/image00117.gif

[Old School Chic]

:lol

[pache100]

http://i3.tinypic.com/w1d4ko.gif

Incidentally, SFIE, women are often better shots than men. It has something to do with their hand-to-eye coordination. It's getting the gun in their hands and getting them on the practice range that is usually next to impossible.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://i3.tinypic.com/w1d4ko.gif

Incidentally, SFIE, women are often better shots than men. It has something to do with their hand-to-eye coordination. It's getting the gun in their hands and getting them on the practice range that is usually next to impossible.

So that's why "hell hath no fury..." because they don't miss if their pissed off enough to pick up a pistol!

[pache100]

So that's why "hell hath no fury..." because they don't miss if their pissed off enough to pick up a pistol!

:lol

Well, the guy who taught me to shoot was shocked, shocked I tell you, when I outshot him on my first outing (it had taken him forever to get me to the range because I HATED guns growing up and was very reluctant). I cut the center out of the paper target. We then started going to the woods to shoot. We'd hang beer cans in trees and shoot at them. I still have a beer can somewhere that has a single entry hole on one side...and two separate exit holes on the other. I still have a healthy respect for guns and what they can do, probably even more so since I learned to shoot. But, I'm not afraid to handle them anymore.

[Vashner]

The guy has a good enough looking wife to keep his paws off our Eva :)

I wonder if he hit on her like this "you want to come by my trailer for a night cap?".....

[TheAdmiral#50]

http://i3.tinypic.com/w1d4ko.gif

Incidentally, SFIE, women are often better shots than men. It has something to do with their hand-to-eye coordination. It's getting the gun in their hands and getting them on the practice range that is usually next to impossible.

Why Math is Taught in School (Written By A Very Wise Man)

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.


Flip one off? ....... I think not. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/HOT/Tiara/ohnoes.gif :lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

http://i3.tinypic.com/w1d4ko.gif

Incidentally, SFIE, women are often better shots than men. It has something to do with their hand-to-eye coordination. It's getting the gun in their hands and getting them on the practice range that is usually next to impossible.
where is that hand-to-eye coordination when it comes to driving? http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[pache100]

I should have known that would unleash a torrent of (totally unfunny) anti-female crap rhetoric...for the record, I did not insult nor make any disparaging remarks about men.

[angel_luv]

where is that hand-to-eye coordination when it comes to driving? http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif


We see you and will run you over with perfect accuracy if you don't move out of our way. :angel :lol

[Vashner]

Relax. .it's call sarcasm.. as in Slow News day.

[pache100]

We see you and will run you over with perfect accuracy if you don't move out of our way. :angel :lol

:lmao

(P.S. I thought that was him/them I saw in the REARVIEW mirror as I was putting on my makeup while talking on my cell phone...between sips of diet pepsi. :madrun)

[TheAdmiral#50]

We see you and will run you over with perfect accuracy if you don't move out of our way. :angel :lol

HAHAHA! :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

I was at the ranch a few years back with my daughter. a friend was there with his son that was about the same age...They were shooting at cans (not very well) and my daughter decided to try...I let her shoot my Ruger .22 heavy barrel semi-auto pistol. The boy made a cheesy chauvanist remark about girls shooting and my daughter proceeded to just devastate him...she picked out one can and shot it...it flew up and back in the air about 10 feet...as soon as it hit the ground she popped it again, repeating the process...she emptied the clip going 10 for 10 and chasing the can out to almost 100'...LMAO...I thought that boy was gonna cry!...:lol

[angel_luv]

:D

[Marklar MM]

Men really don't care. Give them a clip, and they will aim at whatever is in the area. It is like Rambo...get the fully auto, and just hold down the trigger. What gets hit, gets hit.

[E20]

Sorry 1Parker1- but even you have to give Eva props for this one. :)

I heard on this on the radio today.

:lol

This year Eva has been filming that movie with Michael Douglas.

Eva, of course, is a huge Spurs fan. Michael Douglas is a huge fan of the Miami heat.

Eva decides one day to decorate Michael's entire trailer with Spurs gear. Eva ( voice over) said it was decked out!


To get Eva back, Michael Douglas ordered about 24 Miami heat caps and had them delivered.
There is a scene in the movie when Eva enters with a gun.

On the final production, during that scene, Eva came around the corner with her gun, to find all the staff standing there wearing the Miami heat hats.

:lmao
Is Michael Douglas a bandwagoner?

[mikejones99]

Eva is hot but on most of the shows she showed that is is not very smart. Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman had her on this week and Tom Leykis did an hour on her.

[CosmicCowboy]

Eva is hot but on most of the shows she showed that is is not very smart. Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman had her on this week and Tom Leykis did an hour on her.

:wtf Not very smart? And this coming from someone who is apparently incapable of composing a complete sentence?

[Kori Ellis]

Just ignore MikeJones, he's a woman hater.

[mikejones99]

Kori must be on crack. Mike jones loves women. They should just be seen and not heard as much.

[RashoFan]

Kori must be on crack. Mike jones loves women. They should just be seen and not heard as much.
I hope you never end up in the back of my ambulance... :flipoff

[mikejones99]

If i was in the city's ambulance you would do your job and shut up or be fired. :lol

[spurs=bling]

thats awesome

[Trainwreck2100]

this is the part where I do something, I just can't quite put my finger on it.

[Vashner]

Eva is in love with me.. not Tony....

HEY MAN wake up..

Oh sorry it was a dream...

[Trainwreck2100]

Eva is in love with me.. not Tony....

HEY MAN wake up..

Oh sorry it was a dream...

Stay of the medicinal marijuana

[mikejones99]

Just don't knock that bitch up, Tony.

[Vashner]

Hey hey.. "bitch" is uncalled for.