Clandestino
04-24-2006, 10:49 PM
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of
a
sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady
parted her
legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my
god,
help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the
situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky
situation.
But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use
whatever
method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK,
what
I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it
into
your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my
dick
I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of
your
wife's vagina."
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes,
yes,
whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted
it
into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor
said,
"I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a
bit
deeper".
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began
shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to
quiver
with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor,
doctor!" she
shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was
enjoying
himself.
He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making
loud
noises.
The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted.
"Now
wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna
drown
the bastard!!"
a
sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady
parted her
legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my
god,
help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the
situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky
situation.
But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use
whatever
method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK,
what
I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it
into
your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my
dick
I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of
your
wife's vagina."
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes,
yes,
whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted
it
into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor
said,
"I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a
bit
deeper".
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began
shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to
quiver
with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor,
doctor!" she
shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was
enjoying
himself.
He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making
loud
noises.
The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted.
"Now
wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna
drown
the bastard!!"