Drug Test question

[Taco]

I noticed a friend of mine drinking a lot of water this morning and i said

"Did you drink a lot last night?"

He said no he has a job interview tomorrow and he just found out he in gonna have to do a drug test.
He said on 420 day he smoked a little pot and is worried :hat

Will water work?

anyone know anything that may help?

[katyon6th]

Water isn't going to work.

[midgetonadonkey]

The only way he could pass it is if he uses some of the masking liquids they sell at head shops.

[MannyIsWrong]

Get a cleanser drink from a head shop they do well just piss like 5 times before you take the test and make sure to follow the directions to a T. Drinking water will help a little but not a lot. If thats all he smoked was a little on that one day I wouldn't be that worried. Fresh juices would be better than water.

[Big Worm]

Many drug tests look for masking properties also.

Have him soak his finger in bleach and make sure when he takes a piss the piss runs off his finger and it will help with fucking up the test reults patna

[Useruser666]

Your friend is screwed. All those methods are BS.

www.whizzinator.com

[Vashner]

Yea the water alone will just make him test MORE positive in PPM lol.

I think drug test for anything other than military, govt, chemical, cops etc is bullshit.

They treat you like your guilty already by just forcing the tests for non sensitive positions.

[pache100]

Yea the water alone will just make him test MORE positive in PPM lol.

I think drug test for anything other than military, govt, chemical, cops etc is bullshit.

They treat you like your guilty already by just forcing the tests for non sensitive positions.

That may be true, but many companies will force you to take a drug test if you have an accident at work. You can't blame companies, especially retail companies, for having an employee drug-tested when they cost them money and time from accidents. And if employees know when they go to work there that they will be tested if they have an accident, how is that not fair? (I'm not defending the practice, I'm just curious as to what your reasoning is)

[KEDA]

Office Depot does an inital drug screen as well as a background check to all new applicants.

[johnsmith]

Cranberry juice and water. I've passed many a test when I shouldn't have by drinking shit loads of both of those. I don't remember why Cranberry juice but I know someone once explained to me the reason.

[DeeBo]

That may be true, but many companies will force you to take a drug test if you have an accident at work. You can't blame companies, especially retail companies, for having an employee drug-tested when they cost them money and time from accidents. And if employees know when they go to work there that they will be tested if they have an accident, how is that not fair? (I'm not defending the practice, I'm just curious as to what your reasoning is)

They only test you for drugs so they can get out of paying.They have no probelm taking that cash from your pay check do they? why not test you for drugs before they take your money?
And why not test the dumb ass to see if they was using a cell phone that might have caused the accident in the first place?

As long as weed keeps the jails full and makes all kinds of jobs for judges and lawers? It will always be illegal. And the work place just found another reason to not pay insurance.

[I am Tom]

Dude take the easy way out and just quit your job at Sonic :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Office Depot does an inital drug screen as well as a background check to all new applicants.

It can't be that good if you got through. :lol

[pache100]

They only test you for drugs so they can get out of paying.They have no probelm taking that cash from your pay check do they? why not test you for drugs before they take your money?
And why not test the dumb ass to see if they was using a cell phone that might have caused the accident in the first place?

As long as weed keeps the jails full and makes all kinds of jobs for judges and lawers? It will always be illegal. And the work place just found another reason to not pay insurance.

For the record, it wasn't me. I work for the US government; they can test me anytime they please because I signed on the dotted line. And I don't care, because I have nothing to hide in a drug test.

But I'm curious as to what money/cash you are referring to "they" are taking from paychecks? You don't have to pay for a company-ordered drug test; and they DO most certainly test you before they start paying you OR "taking your money" (still don't know what that means). And the particular business I am talking about, they do not allow cell phones on the floor. I'm talking about a retail business and the most common accidents are on fork lifts, but most all accidents are referred for drug testing (like if you drop a case of something expensive and it breaks).

As I said before, I am not advocating for this practice. Personally, I think marijuana should be legalized.

[pache100]

I've past many drug test back in the day :lol and the masking agents in the form of a sportsdrink work fine. Cranberry juice and water are fine but like a week in advance not the day before. Get the generic cranberry juice the stuff that is sugar free is best.

I used to date a guy who was a recruiter for the Marine Corps. He used cranberry juice, straight lemon juice (squeezed from lemons, not the bottled stuff), and/or apple cider vinegar to mask pot in a urinalysis, and he got away with it for a long time; you have to drink these in copious amounts - gag!

Of course, he also tried to bribe someone (the witness) to take his random surprise urinalysis for him once, too. The result was a general discharge, and he was lucky.

[Big Worm]

It can't be that good if you got through. :lol

:lmao

[Big Worm]

But I'm curious as to what money/cash you are referring to "they" are taking from paychecks? You don't have to pay for a company-ordered drug test; .

The money they take out for your hospital bills. If you test positive for weed after your accident? they don't have to cover your ass.

That money patna!

[Zombie Terri Schiavo]

Water isn't going to work.


Speak for yourself!

[pache100]

The money they take out for your hospital bills. If you test positive for weed after your accident? they don't have to cover your ass.

That money patna!

No, we must be talking about two different things. If you test positive in the business I am referring to, you are fired on the spot (they know the results by the time you get back to the store and are waiting to escort you off the property). I'm not talking about an accident where one would be hospitalized (that may have happened, but I have never heard of it), I'm talking about on a forklift or an expensive breakage. But, if you were injured in such an accident and required hospitalization, the company would not only not pay for it (which would not require taking anything from whatever remaining salary they owed you), you'd be on your own and good luck with that.

[SpursWoman]

The money they take out for your hospital bills. If you test positive for weed after your accident? they don't have to cover your ass.

That money patna!


You are referring to the Worker's Comp insurance company, whose premiums are paid by the employer. Nothing is taken out of your paycheck for that. And yes, if you have an on-the-job injury and you test positive for drugs ... no, they aren't covering anything ... your employer has nothing to do with that. That's your own tough shit. :)

[Party Girl]

No, we must be talking about two different things. If you test positive in the business I am referring to, you are fired on the spot (they know the results by the time you get back to the store and are waiting to escort you off the property). I'm not talking about an accident where one would be hospitalized (that may have happened, but I have never heard of it), I'm talking about on a forklift or an expensive breakage. But, if you were injured in such an accident and required hospitalization, the company would not only not pay for it (which would not require taking anything from whatever remaining salary they owed you), you'd be on your own and good luck with that.

wow you do work for the Goverment :lmao

[Vashner]

That may be true, but many companies will force you to take a drug test if you have an accident at work. You can't blame companies, especially retail companies, for having an employee drug-tested when they cost them money and time from accidents. And if employees know when they go to work there that they will be tested if they have an accident, how is that not fair? (I'm not defending the practice, I'm just curious as to what your reasoning is)

The subject is a pre employment screening test. MY "reasoning" is innocent till proven guilty. Burden of proof etc.

[Useruser666]

The subject is a pre employment screening test. MY "reasoning" is innocent till proven guilty. Burden of proof etc.

Too bad it's not a court of law. If you want the job you have to meet the standards.

[Taco]

I noticed a friend of mine drinking a lot of water this morning and i said

"Did you drink a lot last night?"

He said no he has a job interview tomorrow and he just found out he in gonna have to do a drug test.
He said on 420 day he smoked a little pot and is worried :hat

Will water work?

anyone know anything that may help?

My friend went at lunch time and got a Detox drink solution

He said he called and was talking to the clerk on the phone about this stuff and then he said, “my drug test is tomorrow”, the clerk said, “oh I’m sorry, we sell personal detoxifiers,it would be illegal to sell these for passing drug test, I’m sorry I cannot give you anymore information, you may want to inquire at another store about a “personal detoxifier” :lol

[pache100]

The subject is a pre employment screening test. MY "reasoning" is innocent till proven guilty. Burden of proof etc.

Well, excuse the hell out of me for getting off your subject. I was simply bringing up another point. I didn't know you didn't allow that but I will remember it in the future.

[Boris]

I've passed many drug tests using the ol' switch-a-roo method but that was back when they didn't hold your schlong when you took the test.

[KEDA]

It can't be that good if you got through. :lol


ah,


chinky got jokes!

[thispego]

i'm glad lee came in and cleared the air

[kris]

Tim Duncan just took 2 drops of tarnish with 20 oz of dasani. Never had a problem.

[Vashner]

Well, excuse the hell out of me for getting off your subject. I was simply bringing up another point. I didn't know you didn't allow that but I will remember it in the future.

You asked me what the reasoning was and I gave my answer. You didn't get off topic but don't put words in my mouth. I didn't address accident testing but you MADE it sound like I did.

[JoeChalupa]

I've never trusted those miracle drinks and the bleached finger option either and some companies are wise to the old swith to they test hair instead.
Best thing is to go Cold Turkey and get clean then start hitting the pavement.

[Vashner]

Drugs are bad.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

It depends on how fat you are.

If you're not, then just drink a bunch of water and cranberry juice, and run a few miles.

If you are fat, then drink cranberry juice and run a shitload of miles.

[Boris]

If it weren't for drugs half the people in the world couldn't function...at least that is what their doctors tell them.

[pache100]

You asked me what the reasoning was and I gave my answer. You didn't get off topic but don't put words in my mouth. I didn't address accident testing but you MADE it sound like I did.

The only time I quoted you in this thread, I told you what you said may be true and I said I wasn't defending the practice - I just wanted to know your reasoning for what you said.

How in the hell that is "putting words in your mouth" or making you sound like you were saying something you didn't is beyond me. I'll try not to quote you or respond to your posts in any way in the future. Hope this clears things up.