Ron Artest Issues Vague Threat of 'Return to Form' in Game 3

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47931


SAN ANTONIO-Shortly after the NBA announced that Ron Artest would be suspended for Game 2 for elbowing Manu Ginobili in the head during the third quarter of the Kings-Spurs series opener, the Kings forward issued a barely concealed threat in which he promised that he would return in Game 3 "in classic form" and that "the gloves are off for this one." "Everybody better watch out, because I'm more motivated than ever to get out there and do some real damage on the court," Artest said in a statement directed either at members of the Spurs, or members of the Spurs, Spurs coach Gregg Popovich, NBA referees, members of the Kings, and the approximately 17,317 fans scheduled to be in attendance at ARCO arena Friday night. "The only way to truly even this series is to get back to basics, play Ron Artest basketball, and use the same techniques that got me to where I am today." Asked to clarify his remarks, Artest would only say that he planned to "really outdo himself this time," and that Friday's matchup would be "a heavyweight fight to the finish, and if I can get Big Bear and Crusher to the arena, possibly even a dogfight."

[nkdlunch]

this reminds me of this classic from Artest:

"They better not put me in the All-Star Game. I won't shoot, but I'll dominate that easy game. I'll be playing hard defense. I'll be foulin'. I'll be flagrant fouling. Everyone will be like, 'What are you doing?'" -- Ron Artest.

[dieman8686]

This guy is hilarious :lol .

[CubanMustGo]

The Onion is not credible, some people may not realize that.

[KingsFanWithoutName]

The Onion is not credible, some people may not realize that.
I stopped reading when I saw the link.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

SAN ANTONIO-Shortly after the NBA announced that Ron Artest would be suspended for Game 2 for elbowing Manu Ginobili in the head during the third quarter of the Kings-Spurs series opener, the Kings forward issued a barely concealed threat in which he promised that he would return in Game 3 "in classic form" and that "the gloves are off for this one." "Everybody better watch out, because I'm more motivated than ever to get out there and do some real damage on the court," Artest said in a statement directed either at members of the Spurs, or members of the Spurs, Spurs coach Gregg Popovich, NBA referees, members of the Kings, and the approximately 17,317 fans scheduled to be in attendance at ARCO arena Friday night. "The only way to truly even this series is to get back to basics, play Ron Artest basketball, and use the same techniques that got me to where I am today." Asked to clarify his remarks, Artest would only say that he planned to "really outdo himself this time," and that Friday's matchup would be "a heavyweight fight to the finish, and if I can get Big Bear and Crusher to the arena, possibly even a dogfight."

:lmao

[Winnipeg_Spur]

Damn, Artest is so crazy I almost believed that, until I saw it was the Onion. The Onion is awesome, btw. :)

[yeahone]

haha

[nkdlunch]

The Onion is not credible, some people may not realize that.

he really did say that one about the allstar game so....