Cinco the Manu!!

[DJREN37]

5 three pointers, 5 steals, 5 dunks, 5 blocks, and 5 bloody lips. It is so on, Manu is money baby. (yes I watched Swingers yesterday.)

[Trainwreck2100]

Maybe if he was Mexican

[METALMiKE]

:lmao

[Extra Stout]

Cinco de Mayo celebrates the successful resistance against an attempted penetration by the French.

Uh-oh.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Cinco de Mayo celebrates the successful resistance against an attempted penetration by the French.

Uh-oh.
In other words...

Tony's not getting any from Eva tonight.

[Joepa]

Or from Tony.

[Trainwreck2100]

Cinco de Mayo celebrates the successful resistance against an attempted penetration by the French.

Uh-oh.

Yeah but that was before the French were wusses

[tlongII]

5 points sounds about right for Manu.

[spursfaninnewmexico]

5 points sounds about right for Manu.
Per quarter.

[maddnezz]

5 points sounds about right for Manu.
Hey tlong, while your there fishing look under the water and get a couple more pics of jessica alba's nice ASSS!!! Dang I'm such a horn dog :smokin :fro :hat

[DJREN37]

yEAH, I DIDNT MENTION POINTS 5X5

[CubanMustGo]

Yeah but that was before the French were wusses

You obviously have never seen this:


French Military History in a Nutshell

Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War: Tied.

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain (assist to the USSR) just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

War Against Greenpeace - Lost. 1985, the Greenpeace ship Rainbow Warrior prepares to sail for Moruroa Atoll for a major campaign against French nuclear testing. Agents of the DGSE [secret service] bomb and sink the ship in Auckland Harbor. I tree-hugger sans tree drowns. Six weeks later agents Prieur and Mafart plead guilty to charges of manslaughter and willful damage. They get sentences of 10 years and 7 years. French Prime Minister Fabius admits to state terrorism on TV.

War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

[rayray2k8]

Maybe if he was Mexican
Yeah that would help right? :lol

[SsKSpurs21]

"In other words...

Tony's not getting any from Eva tonight."


:lmao :lmao

[mouse]

5 three pointers, 5 steals, 5 dunks, 5 blocks, and 5 bloody lips. It is so on, Manu is money baby.


how things changed :lmao