For the love of god someone caption this!!

[Amuseddaysleeper]

http://sportsbybrooks.com/sportsbybrooks.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

That is scary

[Amuseddaysleeper]

hahaha it looks like Dirk really did have too much time off! :lol

[A-Train]

Old.

[Shank]

Yeah...about 2-3 years too late on that one.

Did you hear Daryl Royal retired as head coach of the Longhorns?

[J.T.]

in 2003...

Nash: So what's up D?
Dirk: Watchin the game. Having a Bud.

Dirk: WASSUUPPPP!!

Nash: Look the Spurs are beating the Nets.
Dirk: True.

SPURS BASKETBALL.
TRUE.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Yeah...about 2-3 years too late on that one.

Did you hear Daryl Royal retired as head coach of the Longhorns?

did you hear the mavs got eliminated from the (insert any year here) playoffs?

[J.T.]

did you hear the mavs got eliminated from the (insert any year here) playoffs?

MAVS BASKETBALL.
TRUE.

[Shank]

Did you hear that San Antonio is over-run by illegals? And hey - you might get a baseball team!

[A-Train]

Did you hear that San Antonio is over-run by illegals? And hey - you might get a baseball team!

Even when the poor boy tries to be funny...

[J.T.]

Did you hear that San Antonio is over-run by illegals? And hey - you might get a baseball team!

http://cataclysm.cx/dist/stfu/stfu.jpg

[Shank]

http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/InsultMaster.jpg

[J.T.]

http://arach.net.au/~sic/pics/orly.JPG

City smack is weak, yo.

[Shank]

So is bringing up pictures from 2003.

[Trainwreck2100]

Holy crap, he actually resorted to city smack

[A-Train]

Not just city smack but 'hey, you got a lot of hispanics down there' smack. That's some quality retro-70s smack right there.

Dan Issel wouldn't have a problem with it, though.

[T-Pain]

i havent seen that picture before either

[Shank]

i havent seen that picture before either

Then you're a fucking idiot that doesn't follow sports worth a shit. These pictures were taken IN SAN ANTONIO AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT?

...in 2003.

[Shank]

Not just city smack but 'hey, you got a lot of hispanics down there' smack. That's some quality retro-70s smack right there.

Dan Issel wouldn't have a problem with it, though.

Let me guess - your little city only gets Jim Rome.

[Ishta]

Then you're a fucking idiot that doesn't follow sports worth a shit. These pictures were taken IN SAN ANTONIO AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT?

...in 2003.

sheesh get over yourself already.

[Deb]

I don't care what year it is, Dirk is still butt ugly. He does look like a goat, as someone previously mentioned. And as much as I like Nashty, he's pretty scary here too. Must have looked at Dirk the Goatman's face too long.

[Ishta]

I don't care what year it is, Dirk is still butt ugly. He does look like a goat, as someone previously mentioned. And as much as I like Nashty, he's pretty scary here too. Must have looked at Dirk the Goatman's face too long.he looks like neandrathal man :lol

[Shank]

I don't care what year it is, Dirk is still butt ugly. He does look like a goat, as someone previously mentioned. And as much as I like Nashty, he's pretty scary here too. Must have looked at Dirk the Goatman's face too long.

Hmmm...so "how a guy looks" smack somehow trumps "city smack"? Way to be hypocritical.

[Deb]

Hmmm...so "how a guy looks" smack somehow trumps "city smack"? Way to be hypocritical.

Not trying to trump "city smack". Only those with low IQ's feel compelled to do that.

And Dirk is still ugly.

[SpursWoman]

Then you're a fucking idiot that doesn't follow sports worth a shit. These pictures were taken IN SAN ANTONIO AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT?

...in 2003.



Did that really illicit that strong of a response? Not everyone GAF about every little internet picture of the Mavs or former Mavs....WTF? :lol

[Shank]

I understand I'm now dealing with women so I'll try to type slower for you...

That. Picture. Was. Taken. Three. Years. Ago. And. Is. Totally. Irrelevant.

[phyzik]

Did you hear that San Antonio is over-run by illegals? And hey - you might get a baseball team!

from 1998 -2004 Dallas had the highest crime rate in America (It might still be the highest, those are the latest figures I could find). Not just regular crime, Violent crime.

Also, as to your "illegals" statement. The FACT is Dallas is also a major destination for Mexican immigrants seeking opportunity in the United States while staying close to their home in Mexico. So whats your point?

So much for your little jibe there.

[Shank]

Congratulations on riding the coattails of my "city smack". You fell right in. Are your little girlfriends coming back to help you out?

[Kori Ellis]

I can't believe that I have to say this every series for the last 2 seasons.

CITY SMACK is weak. If you can't back up your team without talking weak trash about the opposing city, then you shouldn't even post.

Thanks.

[Shank]

I can't believe that I have to say this every series for the last 2 seasons.

CITY SMACK is weak. If you can't back up your team without talking weak trash about the opposing city, then you shouldn't even post.

Thanks.

You mean like looking up city statistics like your friend here? Or should I resort to talking about Pop's face?

[Kori Ellis]

You are the one who started it ...



Did you hear that San Antonio is over-run by illegals? And hey - you might get a baseball team!

The Mavericks are a very good team. You should be smart enough to backup your team without resorting to this.

By the way, this Dirk/Nash picture was "captioned" two years ago. So I think this thread is over.

Thanks.