can you name 5 things BUSH is good for?

[Dan Rather]

I can't seem to name one :lmao

[George W Bush]

I've been told I'm a great liar.



God Bless America :tu

[Vashner]

1. Destroying Dan Rathers patheic career after he tried to push fake documents AND still lost the election for Al Queda .. I mean the U.S. media.

2. Kicking some ass on the radical islam

3. Economy best ever. Highest home ownership ever.

4. Lots and lots of Mexican workers.

5. Plenty of Wood to build new houses. "Need some wood".

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgeBjx1Pc5A&search=Ministry

inspiring ridiculously bad ass heavy music

[Cant_Be_Faded]

1. Destroying Dan Rathers patheic career after he tried to push fake documents AND still lost the election for Al Queda .. I mean the U.S. media.

2. Kicking some ass on the radical islam

3. Economy best ever. Highest home ownership ever.

4. Lots and lots of Mexican workers.

5. Plenty of Wood to build new houses. "Need some wood".


LOL i was so foolish for not realizing those two statements automatically imply each other!

[JohnnyMarzetti]

1. Marrying the Joker
2. Avoiding completing military service
3. Photo ops
4. Smirking and talking out of both sides of his mouth
5. Screwing up the English language.

[spurster]

Torture

Rich Getting Richer

Presidential I-won't-obey-this-law statements

Deficits

Clearing Brush

[exstatic]

laughs...

[xrayzebra]

^^His number one thing is: Just to piss off a liberal everyday. And
that he is very capable of, right Dan and SA210?

[SA210]

can you name 5 things BUSH is good for?


Ending the world?

[Oh, Gee!!]

^^His number one thing is: Just to piss off a liberal everyday.


That's not very presidential.

[zeleni]

1. He construed new words

2. He made Jon Stewart a media person

3. He liberated Iraq from secular tirany.

4. He made terrorism a sham.

5. He made September 11th the day we all remember as something USA was waiting for a long time to recieve.

6. He made me a devout Christian, seeing what BOZOes protestant born-again people can be.

[Ocotillo]

Let's ask the decider himself (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/chronicle/3846320.html)

Bush's best moment in office? Reeling in big perch

BERLIN -- U.S. President George W. Bush told a German newspaper his best moment in more than five years in office was catching a big perch in his own lake.

"You know, I've experienced many great moments and it's hard to name the best," Bush told weekly Bild am Sonntag when asked about his high point since becoming president in January 2001.

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound (3.402 kilos) perch in my lake," he told the newspaper in an interview published tiday. Bush said the worst moment was Sept. 11 when hijacked planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York and the Pentagon in Washington.

"In such a situation it takes a while before one understands what is happening," Bush said. "I would say that this was the hardest moment, once I had the real picture before my eyes."

Because Bild could not immediately furnish English quotes, Bush's comments were translated from the German. The paper said the White House planned to release an authorised English version of the interview on Monday.

The friggin' Rain Man is president.

[Ocotillo]

OMG!!!

He may even be lying about the fish!! :lol :lol

Bush lied about that perch (http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/5/8/123228/7545)

Is Bush even capable of telling the truth?

Bush says the highlight of his presidential career was catching a 7.5 pound perch in his lake. Except that...



The only problem is that the world's record for the largest freshwater perch caught is 4 pounds 3 ounces.

So Bush either doubled the world record, and didn't report it, or he's a liar.



Incidentally, see how three presidents answered the question, "What was the best moment of your presidency?"

Apparently, since Bush didn't have any "best moments", he had to invent one.

[SA210]

1. Freezing while nation is under attack or in need...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_wake_up.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_hurricane_cake.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_petgoat_chapter2.jpg

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2. Lying...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_lies_pez.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_binladen.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_two_faced.jpg


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3. Going on vacation...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_hardwork.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_enduringvacation.jpg
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4. Acting tough after dodging draft and sending others to war...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_awol2.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_codpiece.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_awol3.jpg


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5. Terrorism...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush.jpg

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6. Spreading Freedom...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/americans.jpg


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7. Making the rich, richer...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_robnhood.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_corporatecontributors.jpg


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8. Being a moron...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_segway_falling.jpg


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9. Bogus Photo-Ops...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_sham_photo_ops.jpg


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10. Thinking he's God...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_emperor_dictator.jpg

[Oh, Gee!!]

good stuff

[xrayzebra]

1. Freezing while nation is under attack or in need...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_wake_up.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_hurricane_cake.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_petgoat_chapter2.jpg

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2. Lying...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_lies_pez.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_binladen.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_two_faced.jpg


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3. Going on vacation...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_hardwork.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_enduringvacation.jpg
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4. Acting tough after dodging draft and sending others to war...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_awol2.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_codpiece.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_awol3.jpg


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5. Terrorism...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush.jpg

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6. Spreading Freedom...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/americans.jpg


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7. Making the rich, richer...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_robnhood.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_corporatecontributors.jpg


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8. Being a moron...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_segway_falling.jpg


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9. Bogus Photo-Ops...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_sham_photo_ops.jpg


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10. Thinking he's God...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/livindeadboi/bush_emperor_dictator.jpg


The sky is falling, the sky is falling. I don't understand he wants
amnesty for the illegals. He is on your side, dummy......

[xrayzebra]

good stuff

Not sure how to take the above quote.
:lol

[gtownspur]

1. He construed new words

2. He made Jon Stewart a media person

3. He liberated Iraq from secular tirany.

4. He made terrorism a sham.

5. He made September 11th the day we all remember as something USA was waiting for a long time to recieve.

6. He made me a devout Christian, seeing what BOZOes protestant born-again people can be.


aND THE Pussies get even pussier.

[Trainwreck2100]

I bet you that was some kickass cake though

[Nbadan]

Fishing!!


http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/o/f/bush_vacation_fishing.jpg


BERLIN (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush told a German newspaper his best moment in more than five years in office was catching a big perch in his own lake.

"You know, I've experienced many great moments and it's hard to name the best," Bush told weekly Bild am Sonntag when asked about his high point since becoming president in January 2001.

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound (3.402 kilos) perch in my lake," he told the newspaper in an interview published on Sunday.

Bush said the worst moment was September 11 when hijacked planes crashed into the World Trade Centre in New York and the Pentagon in Washington.

Reuters (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2006-05-07T100113Z_01_L07638085_RTRUKOC_0_UK-BUSH-FISH.xml&archived=False)

The World record Perch is only 4 lbs 3 ounces. Someone call guiness!!

[zeleni]

aND THE Pussies get even pussier.

Oh, sorry, I forgot.

You have cojones, and i have vaginas, right?

[zeleni]

OMG!!!

He may even be lying about the fish!! :lol :lol

Bush lied about that perch (http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/5/8/123228/7545)

Is Bush even capable of telling the truth?

Bush says the highlight of his presidential career was catching a 7.5 pound perch in his lake. Except that...



The only problem is that the world's record for the largest freshwater perch caught is 4 pounds 3 ounces.

So Bush either doubled the world record, and didn't report it, or he's a liar.



Incidentally, see how three presidents answered the question, "What was the best moment of your presidency?"

Apparently, since Bush didn't have any "best moments", he had to invent one.

http://theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/61capture_dave06.jpg
I once cought a fish that was THIS big! (Movie named: Dave by Kevin Kline)

I mean really, don't you get even a metaphore? His greatest moment weren't in his office....

[Extra Stout]

I tell you one thing Bush is good for, when people in the executive branch get involved in a bribery and prostitution ring, he up'n fires 'em.