Mosquitos Suck

[Vashner]

Those blood suckers... arrghghggh!!!

Friggin Asian Tigers... little vampire bastards..
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[spurs=bling]

i use "OFF"all the time, i'm like livestock to them.

[DannyT]

i use "OFF"all the time, i'm like livestock to them.


well let me weigh in on this topic......

you guys know nothin about mosquitos until you have had the pleasure of workin in IRAQ. it doesnt matter where you work at in this nation you are guranteed to run into a suicide mosquito or two.....its like these fuckers just go kamakozi on your arms, legs, forehead, cheeks it does NOT matter.
and OFF.....OFFF? phhffffffffffff!!!! off is like a steroid to these cats ......these muthafuckers are huge and im talkin HUGE like bigger then barry bonds' head type HUGE......it rediculous i tell you ......
they are in the shitters, in your tent, in your shade, these muthatfuckers have to be related to bay bay's kids cause THEY DONT DIE.........

[sa_butta]

Fucking bastards eat me alive, I keep off in my car.

[The sone]

eat less salt...

[spurs=bling]

eat less salt...
really?

[DannyT]

:smokin and you better take your malaria tablets :smokin

[katyon6th]

Mosquitos love my brown skin.

[DannyT]

Yes !!!! Yes!!! We Too Love Your Golden Brown Skin!!!!

[katyon6th]

Yes !!!! Yes!!! We Too Love Your Golden Brown Skin!!!!

Golden brown skin :lol I'm like caramel.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mosquitos are my friends.

[spurs=bling]

Mosquitos are my friends.
if they are your friends tell them i said to fuck off.

[tw05baller]

i hate 'skeeters

[spurs=bling]

i hate 'skeeters
:lol 'skeeters'

[exstatic]

Mosquitos suck because that is what they were designed to do.

[katyon6th]

You're so smart, ex. :)

[T-Pain]

its a good thing they dont contract aids and shit

[Tres_Till_it_MHz]

Asian Tigers aint got sheeet on Aransas Pass Peckers, they drill straight through the marrow. These bastards attack in packs and are relentless, better hope he immune system is up to par or you will suffer the terrible side effects of the Aransas Brack virus.

[DannyT]

Golden brown skin :lol I'm like caramel.
so are you sayin if i was at your house and i wasnt goin any where for awhile
I COULD EAT YOU ?

[Vashner]

Asian Tigers aint got sheeet on Aransas Pass Peckers, they drill straight through the marrow. These bastards attack in packs and are relentless, better hope he immune system is up to par or you will suffer the terrible side effects of the Aransas Brack virus.

Those do strike in packs. BUT I am tellin ya Tigers fucking hurt more. They are like fireants. The arrived in Texas in 1984 and have taken over in San Antonio as the most dominate species.

[katyon6th]

so are you sayin if i was at your house and i wasnt goin any where for awhile
I COULD EAT YOU ?

That sounds very dirty, Danny.

[leemajors]

my mom forwarded me an email about bounce dryer sheets. before you quit reading this as irrelevant here goes: the postal service sent out a memo to all their carriers saying to tie a sheet of bounce to their belts - it repels mosquitoes, bees and yellow jackets. i have a half acre lawn and since putting a sheet of bounce in my pocket while mowing i have not been bitten once, even the day after a heavy rain.

[DannyT]

That sounds very dirty, Danny.


would you consider that sexual harrasment?
cause if you do ......then i could be your OFF instead

[DJREN37]

Eat ur salt, mosquitoes are atracted to the carbon dioxide your body emits through your pores. I am one of the unlucky ones that seems to emit more than others and am a magnet for these lil fucks. Off works well but use the outdoor one, the orange original stinks. Sharper Image has a unit that converts propane to carbon dioxide, attracts them then traps them. Unit sells for $350 and covers a big back yard, i'm sticking to off its cheaper.

[greyforest]

FUCK MOSQUITOS
ALL MOSQUITOS MUST DIE

[ChaCho's Nacho's]

for some reason they stay away from my melted cheese section